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nudemacusers

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021009

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Am I odd in finding the fact that adults going to see the Spongebob movie is kind of... not good?
think of all the single moms taking little robert while she scours tinder for matches in the lobby. :lawd
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meeb

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021009

 :what

Am I odd in finding the fact that adults going to see the Spongebob movie is kind of... not good?
think of all the single moms taking little robert while she scours tinder for matches in the lobby. :lawd

Parent taking their child to the movie is fine. If you're a grown single man or woman and seeing that movie then... idk it just seems weird to me.

Tasty

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I mean, Spongebob is (was) great, and I go see stuff like Pixar flicks and The Lego Movie cause I'm a manbabby. But a Spongebob movie? Yeah, that kinda crosses something of a line for me.

Joe Molotov

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My kids' show is better than your kids' show!

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I'm a Puppy!

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OK, OK, Shovel Knight really was one of the best games that gen. But it's certainly not the typical indie game.

As opposed to all the typically AMAZING AAA games? Please.

Good games exist everywhere. It doesn't have to come from a certain source on a certain platform to be good.
Yeah, you can take your games about neurotic rectangles and walking through a house.  But I'll give you bad games are everywhere. I mean that indie crap is spilling into mainstream gaming. Just look at that No Man's Sky game.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Most indie games are garbage.  I'm sure it's really impressive that a 17 year old was able to make Yet Another Twinstick Zombie Shooter #3432423 but I don't give a fuck.

Having hipsters jerk each other off over yet another Super Mario Bros. clone (But more challenging!) or a Gone Home type shitfest got tired in 2009 and just obnoxious in 2015.
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mormapope

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The 8 bit and 16 bit fetishism needs to die.
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Kara

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NeoGAF has always been a place for me to . . . feel accepted by people who enjoy hobbies like I do,

:heh

OK, OK, Shovel Knight really was one of the best games that gen. But it's certainly not the typical indie game.

As opposed to all the typically AMAZING AAA games? Please.

Good games exist everywhere. It doesn't have to come from a certain source on a certain platform to be good.
Yeah, you can take your games about neurotic rectangles and walking through a house.  But I'll give you bad games are everywhere. I mean that indie crap is spilling into mainstream gaming. Just look at that No Man's Sky game.

thomas was alone was a fine puzzle game though  ???

Nibel

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158315242&postcount=4

gotta hand it to him

brother wants to spread some of that #positivity2015 yet gets stopped

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mormapope

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You know what would be incredible? He actually bought the Xbone himself, and instead of admitting he paid for something he bitches about constantly, he fabricated a story so he could play Xbone games in peace.

This sounds fucking dumb, but this is NeoGaf after all  :heyman
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Kara

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158001181&postcount=4

:goty

People who pine for Disney and Pixar to be the saviours of animation, to be more progressive, mature, more socially relevant, have been looking in the wrong place.

no shit

Whatever happened to devo

Verdigris Murder

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Why's Rath Vice always throwing hurt onto my words?

Follow on: why is it that always my posting heroes (opiate and the plump dude) dislike my posts?

And I'm not crying, I'm just chopping onions.
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StealthFan

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reckt

Kara

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Crying is very restorative I highly recommend it.

Shuri

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Amir0x has a well paid job. Him getting a brand new console from a random gaffer is suspicious.

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Crying is very restorative I highly recommend it.

I try but nothing comes out. Guess I'm all dried up. :goty

nudemacusers

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Amir0x has a well paid job. Him getting a brand new console from a random gaffer is suspicious.
i need to step up my posting game. i want free shit too.
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I'm a Puppy!

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Amir0x has a well paid job. Him getting a brand new console from a random gaffer is suspicious.
Nah man, it just means that he's made the transition from a user to dealer.
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Kara

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Crying is very restorative I highly recommend it.

I try but nothing comes out. Guess I'm all dried up. :goty

I've needed a good cry all day and my ducts won't oblige. :brazilcry

Amir0x has a well paid job. Him getting a brand new console from a random gaffer is suspicious.
i need to step up my posting game. i want free shit too.

do u want  a copy of "Grill-off with Ultra Hand!" the fast-paced game of skill and timing for the Wii console, starring Nintendo’s historic toy, the Ultra Hand?

mormapope

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As opposed to your PS2 graphics fetishism?

Less expensive assets and engines are why indie games can exist in the first place.  :smug

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Sausage

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Amir0x has a well paid job. Him getting a brand new console from a random gaffer is suspicious.
Link?

StealthFan

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I wish indies were like PS2 games.
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1) That's a really old joke, there was already an almost identical thread years ago
2) If he weren't a mod he'd be banned
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meeb

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1) That's a really old joke, there was already an almost identical thread years ago
2) If he weren't a mod he'd be banned

1) It is a stolen joke, yes. He's awkward with his attempt at humor like Turing in The imitation Game.

2) No he wouldn't. You don't get banned for stealing from an old thread and making a new thread. The poster who made that joke race thread in the past also wasn't banned.

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The 8 bit and 16 bit fetishism needs to die.

I love it if its done right (Shovel Knight, MM9-10 for instance), but too many developers either:
-use ugly, inconsistent, minimal-effort 8-bit art just to jump on the trend... there's good pixel art and bad pixel art regardless of the tech limitations you put on yourself.
-forget what made those classic 8-bit games so good
-put in a bunch of modern flourishes (checkpoint-heavy "super challenging" games, loot systems) that feel out of place

One thing I do dislike are indies with minimal pastel-hued graphics and stick figure character design with 1-pixel wide extremities (such as Swords and Sorcery). Or... it's genre X, but now its a roguelike! (I never cared for roguelikes even when they were current).

I do tend to mostly play older games myself, but there's still the occasional thing that comes out that interests me. Even if its been less and less in recent times... my friends though (some of whom are younger than me) are completely opposed to anything newer than the DC/PS2 :P

Amir0x has a well paid job. Him getting a brand new console from a random gaffer is suspicious.

I am honestly shocked that, considering how many times he's posted about where he works, no Neogaffer with a mean streak reported some of his antics to them.
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nudemacusers

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1) That's a really old joke, there was already an almost identical thread years ago
2) If he weren't a mod he'd be banned

1) It is a stolen joke, yes. He's awkward with his attempt at humor like Turing in The imitation Game.

2) No he wouldn't. You don't get banned for stealing from an old thread and making a new thread. The poster who made that joke race thread in the past also wasn't banned.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=129504011

NEVER FORGET

edit: lol this thread isn't even that old and a bunch of people are banned, some perm'd :lol
« Last Edit: March 31, 2015, 11:14:47 PM by nudemacusers »
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archie4208

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021213

Next week:  Can Bloodborne cure cancer and create world peace?

I'm a Puppy!

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1) That's a really old joke, there was already an almost identical thread years ago
2) If he weren't a mod he'd be banned

1) It is a stolen joke, yes. He's awkward with his attempt at humor like Turing in The imitation Game.

2) No he wouldn't. You don't get banned for stealing from an old thread and making a new thread. The poster who made that joke race thread in the past also wasn't banned.
That was then. This is now.

edit: how are my non-gaming friends reacting to a game they don't know exists?
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Vertigo

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Whatever happened to devo

Yeah I haven't seen her on here or Gaf. Is timedog still active on Gaf?

benjipwns

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I still haven't been able to read enough of Metaphoreus tldr crap to figure out his ideology.

Someone please help me out.
I gather he's libertarian-leaning conservative, I don't think he's much of a social conservative at all, if in any manner. Though social conservatives just don't last long on GAF so conservatives and more party-line Republicans are greatly underrepresented compared to Rand Paul type Republicans or libertarians in general.

But most importantly, he's a law student. That explains his posting more than anything. Some of it is good but he gets baited too easily into correcting people on legal points when they're often making moral statements that trump legality. Most of his "argument" posts that I've seen are mainly on legal perspectives rather than ideological/moral ones.

When he gets over that he should be a better poster since he doesn't seem to mind mixing it up with the "never back down ever" Democrats rather than wandering in to fire a few shots about how hypocritical Democrats are or something like Enron and others do.

The Samecram guy is a conservative I think and PoliGAF had a junior one around for a few days but I don't know where he went, maybe couldn't deal with the pile ons.

Look, I made this post in response to a tl;dr complaint tl;dr.

Kara

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Meta...

Kara

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...phoreus!

Vertigo

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021114

lol

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People who may not be familiar with my entire time here sometimes think I may hate Microsoft due to me refusing to get an XBO over various policy differences. The last policy difference I was waiting to fall before getting one was the ID@Xbox parity clause. According to that other thread, I have no clue what the actual policy is anymore because Microsoft is being so vague.

Not getting a console because of a 'parity clause' on indie games of all things is one of the weirdest and dumbest ways to cut off your nose to spite your face.

Why didn't he just admit that he got bored of his PS4 and wanted to play some other games and so brought a X1?

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He didn't buy a XB1 because he was fanboying the PS4. I have nothing against Ami but most of us have been there in 2013 during the big console war on the Neo and I remember his threads and posts

Complain about consoles, brehs, complain until you get one of them as a gift and find out 'huh this is not bad at all'
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RelationshipGAF I noticed tends to fall into these nice, neat categories:

1) Guy is way more interested in girl than girl is interested in the guy
2) Girl has no idea that guy thinks he is in a relationship with girl
3) Girl has mentally checked out of the relationship and guy does not know it
4) Girl is cheating on the guy and deep down guy knows it but guy refuses to acknowledge reality so he constructs a fantasy world to save face
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benjipwns

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What defines "Indie"?

archie4208

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021459

Simpsons predicted Bloodborne.  :derp

What defines "Indie"?

"Thing that makes me feel unique"

benjipwns

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kick51

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Bebpo is such a downer for knocking loli games and not putting enough banners and flashy shit in his OT:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020652
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158232352&postcount=3


Aeana rocks.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158255005&postcount=65


She seems to be the one mod who notices japanese game threads getting overrun with waifu shit and other weird shit.

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Quality Indie games:

- Guacamelee
- Hotline Miami 1&2
- Ori

The rest is 99% garbage.

Prison Architect with those old bullfrog vibes.   :aah

There's lots of quality that has been kickstarted, a lot of complete trash too of course, which is why I don't actually kickstart that shit myself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021531

only $9,500 in savings? PRACTICALLY HOMELESS

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I dont think its a weird thought to have today.
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it's a pretty weird thought that $10,000 is peachy but $9,500 is the end of times.

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He's exaggerating yes but the general idea isnt too farfetched.
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What defines "Indie"?
These days it's just 'small studio'.

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Quality Indie games:

- Guacamelee
- Hotline Miami 1&2
- Frozen Synapse

The rest is 99% garbage.

Fixed for you. You're welcome. Otherwise, you're completely right.

Quality Indie games:

- Guacamelee
- Hotline Miami 1&2
- Ori

The rest is 99% garbage.


no FTL (Image removed from quote.)

... :larry

I can fuck with that one. Sure, throw that one in.

Kara

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