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Kara

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I don't trust anyone, will you sign a binding arbitration agreement?

Narolf

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Shiro(fl) is Galadín's boyfriend just so you guys know, so that he hates me quite a bit. Unfortunately for him, Noel Kreiss & Caius Ballad were already taken. Setting up a Twitter's account to keep my updates there.
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thisismyusername

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Shiro(fl) is Galadín's boyfriend just so you guys know, so that he hates me quite a bit. Unfortunately for him, Noel Kreiss & Caius Ballad were already taken. Setting up a Twitter's account to keep my updates there.

Does this... does this mean it's over here?

Narolf

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Yes, because I can tell quite a bit of you dislike this newfound trend. I will post the links to the Twitter's account and the ARG once they are up, before concluding by revealing the truth behind Lin.
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Kara

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Genius is rarely recognized in its time. :shaq2

Narolf

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At the risk of sounding like a cuck, I prefer Boreans' honesty & straight-forwardness over DFolks' massive apologetically-forcefulness, by the same line of thought I would have preferred Kagari to engage with APZonerunner rather than Mass Zerox20...
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Mr Gilhaney

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Genius is rarely recognized in its time. :shaq2

In 40 years people will be talking about the order 1886 and how it changed the world.

Narolf

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bork

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Rest assured it will, once the alternate reality game is over. Give it seven days at least, thirteen at max.

Here's a better idea.  Just go start your own thread and keep this crap contained to it instead.
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Creepy Stalker for mod
dude is an ex-moderator of THREE forums, i'd back off

i'm not the only person who saw this, right? it looks like Creepy Stalker didn't change accounts.

zomgee

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Already happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48893769&postcount=14859

That was in Summer 2006 though, shortly after the announcement of Versus XIII, and I haven't kissed another girl ever since. Can't be a coincidence...

Odd that you didn't get any when Lightning returned.
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archie4208

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160719469&postcount=902

I can't believe Nintards are this dumb. 

Actually I can.

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160719469&postcount=902

I can't believe Nintards are this dumb. 

Actually I can.

It's like they don't even read!

(Cue Nintendo fans are five year old here)

Narolf

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Odd that you didn't get any when Lightning returned.
I am going to share something extremely personal. I beat the No-Fap challenge in 2013, essentially from the middle of January to the middle of June. I have hit a much "healthier" balance nowadays, but the distance is still frustrating.
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zomgee

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Odd that you didn't get any when Lightning returned.
I am going to share something extremely personal. I beat the No-Fap challenge in 2013, essentially from the middle of January to the middle of June. I have hit a much "healthier" balance nowadays, but the distance is still frustrating.

You don't have to go for distance. Try going for volume, flavor, or even perhaps color. Who doesn't enjoy a spicy "red hot tamale" once in a while, followed up next week a "green applesauce?"

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Narolf

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Haha... Final Fantasy XV's Night Exploration Battle theme would have played in the background if Lin were the one who took my virginity! :o

But yeah, it's far from being as exciting as you guys think. She was just as "strange" as Kagari. For instance, she didn't hesitate in giving me her number once I shew her my picture, but the moment I suggested I would go seal our "business" proposal at her home rather than in the street for forgiveness because I slightly irritated her at some point, she said "ok. Rendez-vous ŕ la gare"/at the station. There were other coincidences, as well. Full story soon.

Also, to address your Lightning's point... I don't know if you got to see NORA's random/TheOneWingedAngel's post before Parandus/Kraid nuked CorvoSol's thread after Snow Villers++/Cookies summoned him/spammed the Report button, but he was essentially telling me I should back off Terrina since she is already taken; that's why I use the Serah/Claire relationship to describe ours. For the record, Terrina is just Cidney in Final Fantasy XV, and it's not even certain we get to see her ever again after Duscae.

As for Lightning herself, simply put: she isn't meant to make love with. The quintessence of the boy-ish female lead, in other words. I personally really enjoy the character, but I can see why Kagari doesn't, by the same line thought she would understand why I am not a huge fan of Tidus. He is too much of a [cigarette] in my book.
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tiesto

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IIRC, Kagari was a huge fan of Lightning, even had her as an avatar and everything, but the second XIII dropped Sony exclusivity, she changed it and disavowed herself of the character.

(why am I encouraging this guy?)
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Mr Gilhaney

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Admittedly I've skipped large parts of his posts, but also at the same time feel like I have read a whole book of this inane shit, but I am still very confused.

Anyway is Kagari the one who made that hilarious kickstarter?

Mr Gilhaney

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...why I am not a huge fan of Tidus. He is too much of a [cigarette] in my book.

You can't say that and then have that emo fuckboy in your avatar.

Nibel

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Shout outs to the mods for not letting this thread getting derailed into a journal from a leader of a one-man-crusade-operation that literally nobody gives a fuck about
SWISH

Narolf

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Yes, but she didn't intend it to be a joke: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1940704107/expedition-titanic-2012?ref=city

Love-sicks in denial had to be negative-nancys. She just had too much faith in GAFfers it seems.

Is this thread going to be evidence in a trial someday?
It might serve for the day I apply for a green card.
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Tasty

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Admittedly I've skipped large parts of his posts, but also at the same time feel like I have read a whole book of this inane shit, but I am still very confused.

Anyway is Kagari the one who made that hilarious kickstarter?

The Titanic one? Yeah lol.

Creepy Stalker likes this.

Narolf

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Shout outs to the mods for not letting this thread getting derailed into a journal from a leader of a one-man-crusade-operation that literally nobody gives a fuck about
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43156.0
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Kara

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At this juncture it behooves me to suggest that any reader of this thread who hasn't seen the documentary In the Realms of the Unreal do so ASAP.

brob

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At this juncture it behooves me to suggest that any reader of this thread who hasn't seen the documentary In the Realms of the Unreal do so ASAP.

do it do it now

Rufus

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Anyway is Kagari the one who made that hilarious kickstarter?
The Titanic trip? Yes. Someone here also donated to her cause. :shh

Narolf

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« Last Edit: May 02, 2015, 07:49:15 AM by Narolf »
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eleuin

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Creepy Stalker how did you get banned from gaf

I'm sure you've said it already but I have a hard time comprehending anything you post

nudemacusers

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Creepy Stalker how did you get banned from gaf

I'm sure you've said it already but I have a hard time comprehending anything you post
this will explain everything

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bork

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There's a Creepy Stalker thread now.  Go post in there.
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Shaka Khan

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Shout outs to the mods for not letting this thread getting derailed into a journal from a leader of a one-man-crusade-operation that literally nobody gives a fuck about

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The bore has no mods. The bore needs no mods
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Kara

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No gods or kings, only admins.

Broseidon

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The bore has no mods. The bore needs no mods

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Nibel

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1031935

Who's gonna say he/she made a Kickstarter to film a documentary about the Titanic  :dead
SWISH

Narolf

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Never really understood why she didn't precise she is a GAF's mod on her KickStarter's sheet, in order to add more weight to her pitch. Never understood at all why people were asking her to show how competent she is even though she linked to her long-ass Final Fantasy XIII-2's review. Smh.
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headwalk

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Never really understood why she didn't precise she is a GAF's mod on her KickStarter's sheet, in order to add more weight to her pitch. Never understood at all why people were asking her to show how competent she is even though she linked to her long-ass Final Fantasy XIII-2's review. Smh.

can you fuck off mate.

Narolf

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Back off first.
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nudemacusers

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fall back u nerds





http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1031938

itt watch mcu dorks claim a scene must be fake because lord whedon said they weren't going to do it and the quality and cinematography looks cheap :heh
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Marvel dorks continue being straight garbage

Kara

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#MakeMineMarvel

nudemacusers

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trolling mcu dorks is the only reason i keep my account going :aah
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ToxicAdam

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I find it hilarious that people are mad that someone is shitting up a thread that is largely considered the cesspool of the forum.

El Babua

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Creepy Stalker is doing God's work ITT

Narolf

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*The Goddess'! :D
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StealthFan

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Creepy Stalker is a poet and I look forward to his posts.
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Narolf

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Check out my Mognet Central's page, almost done...
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Purple Filth

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Marvel dorks continue being straight garbage

indeed  :lol

better be prepared when the DC version joins in

bork

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Gonna put on the mod underpants and make this easy.  Stop posting the Creepy Stalker shit in here and post it in the Creepy Stalker thread or get banned.  That means you, Creepy Stalker.

Or you guys could just move on instead of complaining about it.    :P
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get a life bork. goddamn power tripping mods...
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bork

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 :(
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StealthFan

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get a life bork. goddamn power tripping mods...
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bork

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 :sheik
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*****

bork

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 :heyman
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160750066&postcount=337

Dude is turning a thread into his soapbox about SJWs, when the person in question drove an arrow through the skull of her neighbor's cat and posted it online.

Jansen

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people complain about the bitchification of gaf when evilbore has become bitchified itself  :hitler

narfluff don't let these feggits get you down  :win

demi

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get a life bork. goddamn power tripping mods...

fucking rekt. bork go eat a hoagie you fat jewnerd.
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bork

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 :stahp

I can't find a Final Fantasy video that best expresses my feelings on this.
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