1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[cosmicblizzard]

I have to admit, he's pretty handsome.
He has the potential for a lot of sexual encounters.

He's married.  Or at least he was the last time I talked to him.

[Squiddy]

I have to admit, he's pretty handsome.
He has the potential for a lot of sexual encounters.

i'm pretty sure he's married.

get rekt borians.

 

[Himu]

This dude could GET it. Why is he drawing naked animu girls?!

[Squiddy]

Lock this thread 

[Himu]

Ban that poster.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124702523&postcount=281

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i wouldn't be surprised if this pic is from some hentai version of this character where only the head is usuable/safe for work.

 

Extollere drew it himself.  All his avatars are his own art.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124702523&postcount=281

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i wouldn't be surprised if this pic is from some hentai version of this character where only the head is usuable/safe for work.

 

Extollere drew it himself.  All his avatars are his own art.

I figured it was his own stuff. Pretty solid work, embarrassing cliche subject notwithstanding.

Another late night line art drawing. Not totally sure I like the way this one came out. Designs feel a little incomplete. But hey, cocks.

"Occasionally, I cosplay (i.e. dress in costumes and make creepy faces…)"
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I have to admit, he's pretty handsome.
He has the potential for a lot of sexual encounters.

i'm pretty sure he's married.

get rekt borians.

  

nice art for a DIY tbh

[thisismyusername]

That Alucard is #FIERCE, gurls.

[Vertigo]

Speaking of avatars JaseC latest one is a bit 



I know he posts on here occasionally. Is he sexually excited by her? Considering his had avatars of her since she was 12 that would make answering that question interesting...

[Squiddy]

I'm not going to badmouth JaseC behind his back.
Lemme invite him over here so we can ask him face to face.

[Shadow Mod]

Some dudes are so obsessed with perceived innocence that they've gone all the way and sexualized it for themselves.

[Kara]

That is rough.

At this point you might just see if you can get a temazepam prescription.

Yesterday was just a bad day; I don't want to take temazepam again.

i'm pretty sure he's married.

get rekt borians.

Well I guess that's that.

[Rufus]

I'm not going to badmouth JaseC behind his back.
Lemme invite him over here so we can ask him face to face.

He has an account and is probably reading this already.

[Squiddy]

The death of Hitokage has kinda shocked us all 

[Atramental]

Weirdos don't go out on the weekend hence why this thread becomes weird.

[StealthFan]

Weirdos don't go out on the weekend hence why this thread becomes weird.

[Atramental]

Never said I wasn't a weirdo. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Some of us go out ... to coffeeshops where we pull out our 17" laptops and post on the Bore

[thisismyusername]

Some of us go out ... to coffeeshops where we pull out our 17" laptops and post on the Bore

It's like we're really being social!

[recursivelyenumerable]

A cute barista smiled at me once

[Rufus]

Weirdos don't go out on the weekend hence why this thread becomes weird.

They also don't sleep.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/hold-up-r-kelly-calls-himself-the-pied-piper-i-just-googled-who-the-pied-piper-was-wow.239197/

[recursivelyenumerable]

I never knew what the "pied" part meant so thanks for the educational link.

[Kara]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/hold-up-r-kelly-calls-himself-the-pied-piper-i-just-googled-who-the-pied-piper-was-wow.239197/

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same http://www.thecoli.com/threads/hold-up-r-kelly-calls-himself-the-pied-piper-i-just-googled-who-the-pied-piper-was-wow.239197/#post-9569544

[cosmicblizzard]

It sucks being a weirdo because sometimes you're not good with other weirdos and cringe at their own weirdoness despite knowing deep down you're just as much of a weirdo.  It makes every Q&A at any kind of nerdy event painful.  Went to see the AVGN movie on Friday and some of those Q&A questions from the audience afterwards made me uncomfortable :/

[benjipwns]

It sucks being a weirdo because sometimes you're not good with other weirdos and cringe at their own weirdoness despite knowing deep down you're just as much of a weirdo.  It makes every Q&A at any kind of nerdy event painful.  Went to see the AVGN movie on Friday and some of those Q&A questions from the audience afterwards made me uncomfortable :/

How much detotated wam?

[cosmicblizzard]

12

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9569110/

[StealthFan]

Big Sean get all these hos but his albums sell plastic. Nicca the new Budden.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871946

[Joe Molotov]

This dude could GET it. Why is he drawing naked animu girls?!

He also draws naked anime dudes with giant cocks.

[recursivelyenumerable]

What is with the missing letters in the topic line? Are they so the subject will fit the character limit? Can't you replace the and with an ampers&?

[Joe Molotov]

What is with the missing letters in the topic line? Are they so the subject will fit the character limit? Can't you replace the and with an ampers&?

No, I just forgot how to spell. We were 80+ pages in, so I figured I was in the clear.

[team filler]

This dude could GET it. Why is he drawing naked animu girls?!

He also draws naked anime dudes with giant cocks.

who are we to decide whether or not Monkey D Luffy is hung like a horse or not? Let that boy cook!

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's been really bothering me since the first time I saw the otherwise spiffy new subject line. Like a bigass zit on an otherwise gorgeous and unblemished face, except that unlike zits I don't find it incredibly arousing and don't have an irresistible erotic compulsion to touch and caress and pop your missing letters.

[team filler]

I thought he meant e-thusiast

[doctavius bonbon]

I thought he meant e-thusiast

i was under this impression as well

[team filler]

and us messicans perfer "harcore" too!

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124767374&postcount=335

[benjipwns]

Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I don't think the "principal of a fleeing dangerous felon" is an actual thing.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124767374&postcount=335

I like to troll Listopia on Goodreads by making "cute" or inaccurate additions and I once listed The Chocolate War on something like "most realistic young adult novels." One of my favorite votes of all time along with Sophie's Choice on "Worst Moms in Books" and some Alexei Tolstoy book on "Best of Tolstoy."

[Joe Molotov]

Now I may be just be a simple country Hyper-Chicken, but I don't think the "principal of a fleeing dangerous felon" is an actual thing.

He was in clear violation of Ape Law the moment he stepped into the Forbidden Zone.

[larrydavid]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124761026&postcount=35

"It's also the only time in recent memory that literally every employee in the company unanimously agreed that the game was worth publishing after our initial evaluations, so that should tell you something right there!"

It certainly does tell me something Mr. XSEED, it certainly does.

[pilonv1]

Sounds like they only have two employees.

[Atramental]

And, of course, H. Pro was their 3rd but she probably got tired of those dudes tryna smell her hair. 

[StealthFan]

I remember when Lore was trying to hit that

[Atramental]

She apparently denied his advances yet she remains...

And Anti-Monitor denied EL's advances but she's gone.

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[Rahxephon91]

I feel like the only people defending that Akiba game are the people who haven't played it or are of course selling it. No review of it has ever been positive, but the tight knit otaku wanabee usa crowd is just impervious to you critiquing them or anything they have deemed theirs.

[Himu]

Lmao @ back to Africa dudes on the coli.

[Himu]

every time i step outside of TSC, I'm reminded why I never go outside of it. Why the fuck do I have this dumb FEATURED thing on the min page now?

[Himu]

It has great forum software too!

[Himu]

Took a Benadryl. Going to try to sleep. Pray for me.

[Phoenix Dark]

The fuckery in The Coliseum (the sports subforum) actually is my favorite nowadays tbh.

The LeBron/Cavs fuckery really turned things to another level, and it still hasn't worn off. Add in NFL season about to start and oh boy.

[Atramental]

Anyone ever try "Zzzquil" before?

I've been tempted to get some as of late.

Edit: oh shit. It has bunch of one star reviews on amazon.

Edit2: oh. Those are the capsule ones. Nvm.

[Plywood]

Took a Benadryl. Going to try to sleep. Pray for me.

Did you even sleep earlier? I fortunately caught a good 5 hours.

[Trent Strong]

Anyone ever try "Zzzquil" before?

I've been tempted to get some as of late.

Edit: oh shit. It has bunch of one star reviews on amazon.

Edit2: oh. Those are the capsule ones. Nvm.

Zzzquil is just Diphenhydramine, the same drug that's in most sleeping pills and Benadryl. It's pretty weak sauce. You want something that has more punch, like Nyquil or Unisom.

[Phoenix Dark]

The fuckery in The Coliseum (the sports subforum) actually is my favorite nowadays tbh.

The LeBron/Cavs fuckery really turned things to another level, and it still hasn't worn off. Add in NFL season about to start and oh boy.

It's been great for months now. The fuckery during the world cup, then bron, now all these ESPN employees getting suspended for their comments on women

oohhh yea the World Cup, you're right. I watched maybe 5 minutes total of the World Cup, the Coli fuckery fed me though.

Then the Paul George stuff last week.

[StealthFan]

I laugh at least once when I browse coli. Such stupid shit sometimes

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124748861&postcount=464

Also as others have said, Nintendo games (or any other exclusives really) have nothing on Halo.

[StealthFan]

I would rather play Halo 2 multi than any Nintendo shit

I ain't getting an Xbone for it tho :pachaha:

[Tasty]

I probably wouldn't have posted it but I would have chuckled when it showed up in NeoGAFShitPosts all the same.