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VomKriege

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1049622

Not trying to control your parents sex life is being a libertarian  ???
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Joe Molotov

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1049622

Not trying to control your parents sex life is being a libertarian  ???

Thread about some potential cucking, PD is there.
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nachobro

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24 and living at home, worried about who Mom is fucking. How about you worry about getting a job and move out already? Maybe fuck someone yourself.

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The first time i ever went to a Costco was late last year  :lol

The pizza was alright :yeshrug

studyguy

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24 and living at home, worried about who Mom is fucking. How about you worry about getting a job and move out already? Maybe fuck someone yourself.

Mexican families.
All we're concerned with is who our brothers/sisters/children/parents/relatives are fucking/married/divorced/fighting with.

I swear to god, when I first moved out of LA, my entire family was all grouped in the same town. In early high school my older cousin saw me with some girl after school in the park. She hit up her mom who then hit up my mom and and the entire group put me on blast asap


Family love brehs
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meeb

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24 and living at home, worried about who Mom is fucking. How about you worry about getting a job and move out already? Maybe fuck someone yourself.

Let me guess, you've cheated on or would cheat on a significant other?

meeb

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24 and living at home, worried about who Mom is fucking. How about you worry about getting a job and move out already? Maybe fuck someone yourself.

Let me guess, you've cheated on or would cheat on a significant other?

Steve Contra

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You definitely should not go to neogaf.com, a videogame forum, for advice if you suspect one of your parents is cheating.  You will assuredly get bad advice.
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DOUBLE POST
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BrokenVerses

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1049787&highlight=

Eww. Some things should be left in the ash heap of history.

Kara

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CCP is gonna relaunch DUST 514 on the Quattro, who needs Noskillzone or Resistance is Useless. :smug

Kara

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My pops used to holla "resistance is useless" real gud when he read me Hitchhiker's Guide when I was a kid. #dadbaud


benjipwns

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Start fresh and don't be limited to what was before. Some ideas that I have for both, first for Killzone would be awesome to have cel shaded graphics and be a arena shooter mixed with Wolfenstein to not take itself to serious and make it "Fun". Resistance should become a Left 4 Dead type of game that's amazing to play with friends, imagine a open world map that has many players fighting Chimera spread around the map trying to push them and gain more territory as earth is the frontline, drop in and drop out online co-op with friends
And when I say "start fresh and don't be limited to what was before" that doesn't mean creating a new IP for these completely different games.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1049355

Vox posts a video about fooling wine snobs. GAF applies it to every wine drinker in the world.

nachobro

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Let me guess, you've cheated on or would cheat on a significant other?
I'm sure you've got a half-baked burn at the ready no matter what response I give. Lay it on me, it's probably super impressive and clever.

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meeb

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Let me guess, you've cheated on or would cheat on a significant other?
I'm sure you've got a half-baked burn at the ready no matter what response I give. Lay it on me, it's probably super impressive and clever.

No burn at the ready. I just find it funny how you read that story and are more disgusted at the dude living at home (which is common in a lot of non-US cultures, is the OP even from the US?) than the fact this his mother is cheating. It shows some very screwed up priorities in my opinion. You likely aren't married, or probably find monogamy to be "bullshit."

Huff

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lot of aggression from a one liner meeb
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benjipwns

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Good Tabris vs. America thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=164707392#post164707392
Quote from: some random poster I don't remember
For me, America IS the best for many reasons. One of them being the constitution. [free speech, free press, blah blah blah]
Quote from: Tabris
You know that most countries have a constitution right?
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benjipwns

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nachobro

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No burn at the ready. I just find it funny how you read that story and are more disgusted at the dude living at home (which is common in a lot of non-US cultures, is the OP even from the US?) than the fact this his mother is cheating. It shows some very screwed up priorities in my opinion. You likely aren't married, or probably find monogamy to be "bullshit."
:lol Please, make up some more bullshit and we'll see if you get closer next time.

I'm not disgusted by that moron, I just like mocking him. Which is ostensibly the purpose of this thread, other than the final fantasy lists, anime reviews, dragonland rape debates, and general air of manlove.

benjipwns

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1049760
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Are you an "anti-social" gamer?

I'm probably in a minority here but am I the only one that literally uses consoles as a solo experience. My profiles are private, I block all friend requests, no one can message me, the rare occasions that I do play online I make sure voice comms are muted.

The only part of the online emphasis I am enjoying is digital distribution and streaming. I actually hate online elements to any game, given a choice I'd rather a single player campaign every time. I absolutely hate the emphasis there is on devs to incorporate online functionality, even in games where online shouldn't even be a thing.

From my personal experience, every game you play online has "other people" ruin it, either using exploits, not playing as intended e.g ramming you in driving games that aren't like motorstorm, abusing you online if they lose. Now you could argue that it comes down to who you play online with, and that's correct, but is it just me that doesn't get satisfaction from endless death matches online? I get more satisfaction from progressing through a campaign.

I honestly wouldn't care if online elements in games weren't a thing anymore, and everything was single player campaigns. So anyone with me? Or could you not live without online elements in games?

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you really can't say you're 'progressive' about your views on relationships when you try to convince yourself that you'd be ok with your SO getting strange... as long as you never know about it. that mentality is only for desperate people. :comeon :gurl
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The last time it happened to me (that I know about) I didn't give a shit, but I wasn't into the person and was using them. Also I'm super fucked up in the head.

It was on a romantic vacation too. :heh

benjipwns

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One truly hasn't hit a progressive tolerant mentality until they let an entire porno theatre use their wife for free while playing on their Vita.

Wait, do enough disgusting people still go to porno theatre's to make it repulsive enough? Er, I mean, socially tolerant.

zomgee

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No burn at the ready. I just find it funny how you read that story and are more disgusted at the dude living at home (which is common in a lot of non-US cultures, is the OP even from the US?) than the fact this his mother is cheating. It shows some very screwed up priorities in my opinion. You likely aren't married, or probably find monogamy to be "bullshit."
:lol Please, make up some more bullshit and we'll see if you get closer next time.

I'm not disgusted by that moron, I just like mocking him. Which is ostensibly the purpose of this thread, other than the final fantasy lists, anime reviews, dragonland rape debates, and general air of manlove.

Indeed. The Bore is a safe place.
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you really can't say you're 'progressive' about your views on relationships when you try to convince yourself that you'd be ok with your SO getting strange... as long as you never know about it. that mentality is only for desperate people. :comeon :gurl

I like how these cucktards think that this is a selling point for a woman.  If you can't respect yourself, nobody, especially women, is ever going to respect you.  I can't imagine a woman of quality would look at this sack of shit and think, "wow, what a catch!"

Personally, I think cuck bullshit is rising because there is a huge surge in socially maladjusted, uber-thirsty men who spent their critical socializing years in front of a monitor.  All they can relate to women is through Jezebel articles, blacked.com videos, and whatever will increase their chances of a pity fuck.  I bet it's working out wonderfully for them.

The end game is this thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050072

Internet people are weird

For the record, I am 100% in support of gaffers having less sex and if they have to do something stupid and irreversible to do so, all the better (for entertainment purposes).
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How did porno theaters ever come into existence though if they didn't provide you with enough personal space to do your business? Don't tell me people just sat there and watched and did nothing else. Unless every theater was named The Blue Balls Experience.

I never understood it, but there's plenty of people (today) that watch porn at work/on a bus/in a library and don't act upon it. There must be some kind of 'meta perversion', by doing something socially unacceptable that they get off on.


FStop7

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164679942&postcount=59

How DARE they lie.

"Lying scum"

Like they took a shit on his dog and banged his mom.


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Gaffers dropping like flies.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050147

Soon console gaming will be dead and it will be all PC and mobile. Tyler doesn't want GAF to shit on half the future basis of the site.

Japan is first man in the future. Mobile games and PC hentai.

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True, but
PC?
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Toilet gaming?
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BrokenVerses

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Gaffers dropping like flies.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050147

Soon console gaming will be dead and it will be all PC and mobile. Tyler doesn't want GAF to shit on half the future basis of the site.

Japan is first man in the future. Mobile games and PC hentai.

I imagine the mods might be tired of reading pages of impotent raging every time mobile is brought up especially with it reaching a fever pitch with Konami's recent moves.

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How did porno theaters ever come into existence though if they didn't provide you with enough personal space to do your business? Don't tell me people just sat there and watched and did nothing else. Unless every theater was named The Blue Balls Experience.

http://www.whatsupmann.com/2013/07/the-fox-theatre-before-the-renovation/

Life finds a way.

nachobro

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050267

I feel bad for the pedos and weebs who now can't have a lesbian relationship with their videogame waifus.  :gloomy :'(

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Personally, I think cuck bullshit is rising because there is a huge surge in socially maladjusted, uber-thirsty men who spent their critical socializing years in front of a monitor.

Some of them did this while idolizing BBCs, so that's another reason.
What we have here is a perfect example of the emasculation of man. "Feminists" have gone and told men that they are bad and their masculinity is bad and they should be ashamed of it and sell it for a cheap price. And so what we have is a swathe of men that have been so duped by the matriarchy that sit at home while their women bang as many men as possible and these "men" are so deluded they believe they're better men for it.

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Kara

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Japan is first man in the future. Mobile games and PC hentai.

Wish I could post the Nippon Banzai clip from Code Geass rn.

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Personally, I think cuck bullshit is rising because there is a huge surge in socially maladjusted, uber-thirsty men who spent their critical socializing years in front of a monitor.

Some of them did this while idolizing BBCs, so that's another reason.
What we have here is a perfect example of the emasculation of man. "Feminists" have gone and told men that they are bad and their masculinity is bad and they should be ashamed of it and sell it for a cheap price. And so what we have is a swathe of men that have been so duped by the matriarchy that sit at home while their women bang as many men as possible and these "men" are so deluded they believe they're better men for it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
/etoilet (or however he spelled his name)
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This got me hot :noah Such sluts.
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zomgee

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Gaffers dropping like flies.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1050147

Soon console gaming will be dead and it will be all PC and mobile. Tyler doesn't want GAF to shit on half the future basis of the site.

Japan is first man in the future. Mobile games and PC hentai.

Tyler should have sold the site already. I bet it's a little late to cash in. I mean he still *could* sell it but the money wouldn't be the same as it was at the beginning of the 360/PS3 launch.

The audience is skewing older and no longer representing current gaming. It'll stay popular but it'll just be a bunch of people bitching about how their hobby sucks now, like a forum of HAM radio operators jacking off to the idea that their hobby will be relevant/save the world.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164778801&postcount=6

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From Canada? Oh, boy, punishment will probably entail not getting maple syrup on his pancakes for a month.

lol people got offended at such a light hearted joke

StealthFan

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I learned the word funemployed today. Prefer it over NEET or loser.
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Kara

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NEET sounds like an Evangelion organization.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164778801&postcount=6

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From Canada? Oh, boy, punishment will probably entail not getting maple syrup on his pancakes for a month.

lol people got offended at such a light hearted joke

Am I missing something?

That sounds really innocent...

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PSN hack was SRS BIZNESS
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How did porno theaters ever come into existence though if they didn't provide you with enough personal space to do your business? Don't tell me people just sat there and watched and did nothing else. Unless every theater was named The Blue Balls Experience.

http://www.whatsupmann.com/2013/07/the-fox-theatre-before-the-renovation/

Life finds a way.
Oh good god, burn it all down. :holeup


VomKriege

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For the record, I am 100% in support of gaffers having less sex and if they have to do something stupid and irreversible to do so, all the better (for entertainment purposes).

So negative sex ?
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zomgee

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For the record, I am 100% in support of gaffers having less sex and if they have to do something stupid and irreversible to do so, all the better (for entertainment purposes).

So negative sex ?

Since they closed the theater, yeah.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=164872146&postcount=814

 :iface

I'm surprised gayformaster lasted that long. iirc he posted a donkey kong character in the "favorite black person in videogames" thread and only got a temp ban from that

Himu

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Mobile killed Silent Hills, so obviously some people are going to be salty.

Kojima leaving Konami killed Silent Hills.

TBH, I will never forgive Konami for what happened with Suikoden, but the amount of gamer tears they've created with their mobile shift has me almost rooting for them.
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