Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 6035069 times)

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Momo

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God, you guys are fucking weirdos :noah

Momo

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I've never liked Halo, at most I played through most of them (except 4) and played multiplayer for a week each but I was always like 'nope' after. I didnt hate it it was just very middling to me.


Momo

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 :ohhh


I read this as 'shoot drugs' and it still worked


 :whoo

Momo

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And, of course, H. Pro was their 3rd but she probably got tired of those dudes tryna smell her hair.  :hitler
She's pretty awesome on twitter!

I remember when Lore was trying to hit that :hitler
Didnt he ban her when she blocked him? :hitler

StealthFan

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Well a lady should always accommodate the boss :hitler
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FStop7

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She apparently denied his advances yet she remains...

And Anti-Monitor denied EL's advances but she's gone.

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Wasn't "Did you reject EviLore's advances" a Hito quote? :(


benjipwns

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I don't think Halo is all that great, like COD kinda, but if that was the reason somebody bought an OG Xbox that's fine because that thing was full of sweet ass games. (I don't care if they're also on other systems, which I also had/have.)

Momo

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Guys, I bought a Dreamcast for Sonic Adventure, so in the grand scheme of things I take one of the ultimate Ls when it comes to buying a console for a game that doesnt quite live up to the billing. Least I didnt buy a PS2 for The Bouncher :hitler

No regrets though, Dreamcast had my favorite games ever.

Dennis

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871946

:snoop

What? Why are you facepalming?

This is the logical conclusion of NeoGAFs continuing obsession with race. Stupidity like this is entirely to be expected.

Dennis

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The Bore

Wrong about Gamecube, wrong about Final Fantasy, wrong about Halo

Christ, get it together people.

Momo

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wrong about Halo
Your face is wrong about Halo :hitler

Dennis

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wrong about Halo
Your face is wrong about Halo :hitler

My face is all that is right about the world.

Vertigo

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halo's pretty fun, was definitely worth buying an xbox for.  halo 2, not quite as good, but still fun.  i bought a 360 for halo 3, didn't hate it, but it wasn't quite as good as i was hoping for.  moved to japan after that and gave my 360 to my brother so i never saw how it all turned out.

i also like nintendo games.  they are fun.  except when they're too babby-easy like kirby.  kirby can kiss my ass.

I'd agree with your Halo assessments. Although for me Halo 2 was a big let down, it was too small and focused after the wide open areas of Halo. I also didn't have broadband when it came out so I missed out on it's best feature, it's MP.

StealthFan

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Halo 2 had the best multi. Halo 1 and 3 had good campaigns. The rest...eeeeeeeeh.
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StealthFan

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Halo 3 multi on release :aah That shit was so tight. That, COD 4 and Persona 3 make me feel a certain way about the fall of '07.
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Rahxephon91

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I don't care what you say about the single player, but Halo 2 mp was amazing. The series has never topped Halo 1 or 2's mp. It's just gotten worse with each game.

Kara

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Momo

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StealthFan

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Momo

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yes, these are the worst versions of these emotes I could find :lol
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Shaka Khan

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Reading this: http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=871838

... And realizing krypt0nian is a fully realized Sony cock sockpuppet. Gather around sisters, let's talk about how much we hate her.

I'll start: I heard she gained weight. In all the wrong places.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 07:41:30 AM by Shaka Khan »
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Cerveza mas fina

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Dunno Shaka, I think it's a legit opinion on the One, I'd consider one too if it was 299 with 4 games, just as the OG box in Europe. But even then I'm not sure cause the OG box was the most powerful console and that combined with the western games and online was the draw for me. Now Bone is worse technically then the PS4 and online and western game exist on both.

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End of generation, once all the single player exclusives are out and cheap.

Not buying LIVE, and it makes no sense to buy it any earlier for single player games.

Shaka Khan

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Bitch in question isn't the OP, but is in the last few pages being an abrasive cunt. Dancing on the corpse of an idiot who got banned.

I feel strongly about this.
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Cerveza mas fina

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Oh i just saw one krypt post. Ill check his others.

MS needs to decide now how committed they are to the Xbox brand and bite the bullet to keep them relevant (in Europe), if they don't go big at Gamescon then I think the writing is on the wall for the whole brand.

Cutting price by 50 euro to 349 won't cut it at all btw.

benjipwns

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I remember one time krypt0nian getting in some argument over Superman that he was taking personally as if people were criticizing him and destroying his home planet.

Momo

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163513041&p=1279088691&viewfull=1#post1279088691

I'm getting some feels due to this gif, all of them bad. Trying to stuff them right back down into the darkest corners of my brain

Momo

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Someone should post this gif on GAF sometime in the future. I'm sure it will generate some laughs


Atramental

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Yes, laughs for us. But tears & sorrow for GAF.

Cerveza mas fina

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I'm not really pro Sony, didn't even own a PS3 for most of last gen, just 360.

Shaka Khan

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I'm okay with people having favorites. Even being stupid about it. It's pots going on witch hunts after kettles that doesn't sit well with me.
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Shaka Khan

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'Cause I like bitching about it. It's almost sexually gratifying.
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thisismyusername

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Speaking of Sexually Gratifying:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124756094&postcount=123

 ::)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124766150&postcount=139

 ::) ::) ::)

And the OP: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871871

She, IMO, just sounds terrible to be around. She fucked up by getting into a politic argument with people she has to see on holidays (spoiler: NEVER get into politics with "family") and now is just ":smug :smug :smug" about it. I really want to straight up call her a bitch from the way she acts, but I know I'd be banned for it.

Momo

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Tasty

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krypt0nian has always been a pretty big sony pony

not quite as bad as kosma, but still

Also a big Macthing.

Somehow we're still friends though, lol. Probably helps we're both blatant DCboys. :aah

Shaka Khan

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Dirty cocksucking boys?
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demi

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Docking Cocks
fat

Momo

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Dinkally Confused

Tasty

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Drinky Cornholees

Momo

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Definitely Cornholed

Atramental

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Dilapidated Cockmonglers

nudemacusers

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i'm a big macthing, would you be friends with me, andrex?
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Tasty

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i'm a big macthing, would you be friends with me, andrex?

I thought we were friends already? :'(

nudemacusers

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Momo

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Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871478

Lower than I thought it'd be actually.

benjipwns

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Superstar

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871478

Lower than I thought it'd be actually.

Given the amount of poors, uneducated and youngins in America, I am absolutely shocked by that number. I honestly would have guessed 60 - 70 percent.

Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871478

Lower than I thought it'd be actually.

Given the amount of poors, uneducated and youngins in America, I am absolutely shocked by that number. I honestly would have guessed 60 - 70 percent.

Same here.

Purple Filth

  • This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace
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Apparently the cause of Hitokage's passing was revealed by a poster in the GAF thread and if true then yea that is really random tbh  :(

RIP once again

Shaka Khan

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Well, how about you share the cause of death?
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nachobro

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It got posted in here already, but it was a vein bursting in his lungs.

Terrible and totally random. :(

Dennis

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Random as fuck, what can you do?

Brehvolution

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 :( RIP

©ZH

Shaka Khan

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Yeah, RIP.
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Phoenix Dark

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Purple Filth

  • This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace
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whoops sorry for not actually mentioning it.

:fbm

Kara

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Speaking of Sexually Gratifying:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124756094&postcount=123

 ::)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124766150&postcount=139

 ::) ::) ::)

And the OP: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=871871

She, IMO, just sounds terrible to be around. She fucked up by getting into a politic argument with people she has to see on holidays (spoiler: NEVER get into politics with "family") and now is just ":smug :smug :smug" about it. I really want to straight up call her a bitch from the way she acts, but I know I'd be banned for it.

When you're ready to ditch the zero and get with the Shapiro hit me up, GF.