1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[D3RANG3D]

VR 

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[studyguy]

 

[Kara]

VR 

Why EVE: Valkyrie. Why.

[nachobro]

I enjoyed oculus for the bit I tried it.

But after a bit in there I wanted to throw up. So maybe it's not quite there yet.

[studyguy]

I see VR working for things outside of videogames.
Showing concepts off, virtual museum tours, virtual concerts, open house for a home when you can't be there, etc

Weird shit like that. Not videogames, but then again what do I know? I'd probably masturbate to VR porn.

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Wouldn't be the worst thing I've beat it to

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[StealthFan]

Good VR is too expensive to be the future, just like 3D TV's didn't take off.

[FStop7]

Holy shit that oculus event thread

Sony stans pissed because OR announced a partnership with MS and will bundle a bone controler along with xbone streaming being compatible with the OR
Nintendo and Sony stans pissed because Ready At Dawn are making games for it and not NX
PC stans pissed because it was a limp shitshow
MS stans pissed because everyone's shitting on ms

Everyone's cryin'. E3 season is here

MS's a big investor in Facebook.  MS makes Windows.  Of course that's who OR would align with.  After the trash that was The Order why does anyone care what platform RAD develops for?

[Tasty]

Oh boy, I can't wait for the Sony stans clammoring for a The Order sequel ("it really has potential) to turn on RAD ("it was always shit, what are you talking about?")

[OnlyRegret]

#shinji

why in gods name did my homegirl asuka end up with shinji at the end of the world

In rebuild you can ship Osca with Mari.
Shinji with what

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remains of Kaworu's head.

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Evangelion ended with End Of Eva

Anime didn't exist after 2005

[Tasty]

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061324

1. Why do people make threads like this?

2. Bar Mitzvahs are at 13. 

[Shaka Khan]

What are people mad about?
That they can't shit on fat dudes anymore in their echo chamber of a site that promotes nothing but the hivemind opinion?

He said unironically. 

[Kara]

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

The rebuilds rule. Fuck the haters.

[bork]

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

The rebuilds rule. Fuck the haters.

Eva sucks.  Fuck 'em all.

[OnlyRegret]

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

Funi be fucking up the dub real bad or something, back to the drawing board they were. Or something.

[bork]

1.11 and 2.22 were a'ight

Haven't seen 3.33 cause ANNO/FUNI!!

Funi be fucking up the dub real bad or something, back to the drawing board they were. Or something.

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[doctavius bonbon]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061352

oh dear

[StealthFan]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061352

oh dear

There is relief in giving up. I have felt it myself when I tried to kill myself 5 years ago. Felt good brehs.

[Kara]

Giving up and idling fountain.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061324

1. Why do people make threads like this?

2. Bar Mitzvahs are at 13. 

austistic goys 

[ToxicAdam]

Giving up and idling fountain.

That should be the name of the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.

[archie4208]

Giving up and idling fountain.

Fountain diving. 

[OnlyRegret]

Well, it had been a while since the last suicidal thread. So it was overdue.
To be fair, shit seems real rough for this guy. I feel bad for him.

At least his Metal Gear pals are trying
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167403347&postcount=68

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I think I can't order my words today.

[Kara]

Giving up and idling fountain.

Fountain diving. 

jerkface my life insurance policy doesn't pay out if I get an abandon.

[doctavius bonbon]

people are trying to drag that FPH drama bullshit into Neil deGrasse Tyson's AMA on art. 

[nachobro]

Posting a suicide thread on gaf is the saddest cry for attention of all time. Anyone who does it should just be permabanned instantly.

[studyguy]

Telling the dude not to off himself because then he won't be able to play a game he prob can't afford anyway seems like a poor morale booster.


But I guess it's the thought that counts.

[Rahxephon91]

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

[Sausage]

Fuckin squares

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

[studyguy]

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

[Rahxephon91]

Telling the dude not to off himself because then he won't be able to play a game he prob can't afford anyway seems like a poor morale booster.

After I failed out of my first school I also planned to off myself. Of course I wanted to wait until after playing FFXIII.

Things got a bit better.

[zepblackstar]

I am still wrapping my mind around playing xbox one games in a VR living room setting...

 

[helios]

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

1.11 and 2.22 are good, but 3.33 is dogshit mostly because of that.

[thisismyusername]

http://np.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/39cupk/just_a_heads_up_rkappa_is_being_reviewed_by_the/

Kappa worried about NeoFIG. This is a first. Kappa.

[Rahxephon91]

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

1.11 and 2.22 are good, but 3.33 is dogshit mostly because of that.

1.11 is basically just the tv show........

I'll never understand how 2.22 is as it's the continuation of pretty much dumbing down every character, introduces the shitty Mari, and continues the pointless breaking of Evangelion rules and makes no sense.

[studyguy]

To me the Rebuild movies are pretty much the worst things ever and exemplify everything I hate about modern anime. They really are trash and Evangelion is probably one of my favorite things ever.

Rebuild is shit.
Anno taking the stans for a ride and shitting on the industry all in one swing.

Asuka why do you still look 13 years old?
Cause pedostan magic, Shinji. Now go be useless somewhere else again for the rest of this film.

1.11 and 2.22 are good, but 3.33 is dogshit mostly because of that.

1.11 is basically just the tv show........

I'll never understand how 2.22 is as it's the continuation of pretty much dumbing down every character, introduces the shitty Mari, and continues the pointless breaking of Evangelion rules and makes no sense.

Because Anno knows yall will eat that shit up anyway.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I like the ending of Rebuild movie #2

[Shaka Khan]

Fuckin squares

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

200+ posts over two cases of beer. 

[studyguy]

The first hard liquor I was introduced to drinking with was Bacardi Limon.
I mean I had beer before then, but that was basically my cousin saying Drink this you fucking pussy at a party.

Tasted like I washed my mouth out with lemon flavored windex.
It was a fun night all in all. I really should have opted for the long island iced tea but I was a dummy as jumped head long into a handle of vodka.

[mormapope]

Fuckin squares

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1061316

Senior year of highschool meant getting wasted every Friday, smoking weed at any chance.

I feel bad for kids that don't get to do that shit during highschool. Feel even worse for kids that have older siblings and can't let loose due to concerning paranoia.

[nachobro]

Offered Bacardi Limon and called you a pussy? Now that is hypocritical. What else did they have there, Malibu?

[studyguy]

The worst are the sheltered Christian kids hitting college freshman year for the first time experiencing freedom. My freshman year in college I saw way too many of these sheltered types ending up blacked out or some ending up with getting shit pumped at the hospital due to not being able to pace themselves.

Offered Bacardi Limon and called you a pussy? Now that is hypocritical. What else did they have there, Malibu?

Just being honest breh. I'm not gonna stand out here and act like taking rum straight at 14 was every day for me.

[OnlyRegret]

Anno did well.
Rebuild inspires such hilarious reactions and lashing out. All the anger, hate, and raw emotion.

http://np.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/39cupk/just_a_heads_up_rkappa_is_being_reviewed_by_the/

Kappa worried about NeoFIG. This is a first. Kappa.

Fighting game subreds are in danger but not the fucked up shit like dead baby pages?
 

[mormapope]

That beer thread is the worst thread I've seen on Gaf.

[nachobro]

Just being honest breh. I'm not gonna stand out here and act like taking rum straight at 14 was every day for me.

just jokes dawg

[Huff]

Buying booze for younger kids was great, you always got to fuck them over on the change

[Huff]

Buying booze for younger kids was great, you always got to fuck them

newsfeed

[milchs evil twin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167413815&postcount=72

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

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VR porn will be the second sexual revolution if they can get it close to the real thing (you'd have to buy a USB dildo, pussy, or ass of course).

[studyguy]

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VR porn will be the second sexual revolution if they can get it close to the real thing (you'd have to buy a USB dildo, pussy, or ass of course).

Pretty sure Japan's already on that mission.
Has been for a while I'd imagine.

[doctavius bonbon]

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VR porn will be the second sexual revolution if they can get it close to the real thing (you'd have to buy a USB dildo, pussy, or ass of course).

http://kotaku.com/vr-porn-has-made-some-progress-with-breasts-at-least-1695539854 

[Joe Molotov]

What surprises me is that autist somehow convinced anyone to have sex with him in the first place.

oh and i didn't realize marrec was in an open relationship. it ending in a apathetic fizzle doesn't surprise me. judgmental of me maybe but through the years all the people i've known who beat that drum struck me as the type who just refuse to, well, grow up. at some point if you want to maintain a relationship you actually have to commit. sucks that there is a kid involved.

marrec's bae had some lesbo cuck + babysitting deal goin' on. i don't think he had any leveraging power in the relationship. he got to say he "had a girlfriend" and occasionally contractually get his tip wet; other than that, i suspect it was "shut the fuck up and keep an eye on the kid while i and someone else with an actual personality go party, you delusional wowtard".

he was probably JUST good-looking enough to avoid utter disposability given that i suspect his mistress wasn't anything special herself, but then he went and got fat. bae sent him to the curb. #cucklife

Could you flesh this post out some more? It needs to be a little bit longer to get me off (that's what she said).

[StealthFan]

http://opa-ages.forumflash.com/index.php?/topic/958-reddit-starts-banning-harassing-subreddits/?p=21540

[Huff]

I don't understand reddit or how it works, but apparently neither does their CEO

https://archive.is/9RFIp

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble?  this is oppression, man.  proud atheist signing off.

[studyguy]

I don't understand reddit or how it works, but apparently neither does their CEO

https://archive.is/9RFIp

Honestly that's probably the least surprising thing about this whole deal.
I get its a tech company, but isn't she an outside hire MBA/Lawyer brought in to make shit profitable?
If it wasn't a tech company, lot of people prob wouldn't be surprised if their CEO wasn't super experienced in whatever they were peddling.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble?  this is oppression, man.  proud atheist signing off.

That chick is pretty cute tho.
I mean if I mean I could do worse as a neglected mountain god than having some chick like that piss on me.

[sarslip]

Huelen caught himself a body 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=167419883#post167419883


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he edited the second line in, had a change of heart cuz he knew he put down a nice burn, but now he has a taste for blood so, maybe this is a turning point

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060906

hey man, why can't we go to another country, visit their sacred ground, ignore their rules, literally piss on it, and not get in trouble?  this is oppression, man.  proud atheist signing off.

mac... again... is a god in that thread.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1060221

LOL at defending this this shit

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:Fedora

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[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167419106&postcount=8

You'll never be this much of a stan for a multinational corporation.