Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 4860355 times)

Himu · « **Reply #480 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:29:20 AM »

oh my god

Edit your post PLEAAAAASE

Please keep this board on the down low unless the person is cool. please! Don't know if that person is cool ? Ask us. PLEASSSE.

Himu · « **Reply #481 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:32:49 AM »

We may need to ban squiddy. I know we rarely ban but this may need to be done as an exception.

Tasty · « **Reply #482 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:34:12 AM »

We'd have nothing to lose and a lot to gain if we banned Squiddy.

king of the internet · « **Reply #483 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:34:19 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 23, 2014, 11:27:36 AM

SQUIDDY EDIT YOUR POST SO YOU DO NOT INVITE AWFUL PEOPLE TO OUR FORUM

Bring them on. I await the utter chaos.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #484 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:36:05 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #485 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:40:27 AM »

Banning squid wont stop him posting links to here on reddit.
Lepering isnt effective
You know how you try an ignore a fart in an elevator so it doesnt become awkward? This forum is your elevator, squid is your fart, go

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #486 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:43:29 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 23, 2014, 11:32:49 AM

We may need to ban squiddy. I know we rarely ban but this may need to be done as an exception.

Convene the emergency powers, quick someone make a poll

Himu · « **Reply #487 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:43:50 AM »

We need to have a serious symposium on what to do with squiddy then.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #488 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:44:17 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 23, 2014, 11:40:27 AM

Banning squid wont stop him posting links to here on reddit.
Lepering isnt effective
You know how you try an ignore a fart in an elevator so it doesnt become awkward? This forum is your elevator, squid is your fart, go

You're right, but at least we wouldn't have to see him here anymore.

king of the internet · « **Reply #489 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:45:54 AM »

Have we tried just asking him nicely to go away?

Himu · « **Reply #490 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:47:30 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on July 23, 2014, 11:43:29 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 23, 2014, 11:32:49 AM
We may need to ban squiddy. I know we rarely ban but this may need to be done as an exception.

Convene the emergency powers, quick someone make a poll

Someone make a thread.

We need to get Roman on Squiddy's ass.

Squiddy · « **Reply #491 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:48:44 AM »

I promise I'll behave better in the future

Momo · « **Reply #492 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:48:49 AM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #493 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:52:03 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 23, 2014, 11:47:30 AM

Quote from: Spencer on July 23, 2014, 11:43:29 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 23, 2014, 11:32:49 AM
We may need to ban squiddy. I know we rarely ban but this may need to be done as an exception.

Convene the emergency powers, quick someone make a poll

Someone make a thread.

We need to get Roman on Squiddy's ass.

Poll: Is Squiddy an idiot?

[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] yes
[ ] no (secretly: yes)
[ ] mupepe option? (as for Squiddy: totally)

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #494 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:52:20 AM »

nachobro · « **Reply #495 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:53:12 AM »

i'm pro banning squiddy just cause ignore doesn't seem to work on tapatalk

Atramental · « **Reply #496 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:57:11 AM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 11:48:44 AM

I promise I'll behave better in the future

nudemacusers · « **Reply #497 on:** July 23, 2014, 11:59:26 AM »

i got your back squiddy

Squiddy · « **Reply #498 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:00:45 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 23, 2014, 11:59:26 AM

i got your back squiddy

I'm out.

Himu · « **Reply #499 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 23, 2014, 11:57:11 AM

Quote from: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 11:48:44 AM
I promise I'll behave better in the future
(Image removed from quote.)

I hope she's eating calamari.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #500 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:03:12 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 12:00:45 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 23, 2014, 11:59:26 AM
i got your back squiddy

I'm out.

pfft, being inside you would be doing you a favor.

Tasty · « **Reply #501 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:03:56 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 11:48:44 AM

I promise I'll behave better in the future

thisismyusername · « **Reply #502 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:04:55 PM »

Squiddy edited...

Can't be all that bad?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #503 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:10:26 PM »

i actually haven't clicked the last page what are we talking about

Rufus · « **Reply #504 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:10:36 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 23, 2014, 12:00:45 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 23, 2014, 11:59:26 AM
i got your back squiddy

I'm out.

See, you're not a good fit.

Himu · « **Reply #505 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:11:05 PM »

Okay, Squiddy edited. We're cool, Squids.

Squiddy · « **Reply #506 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:13:22 PM »

Jeez, I might enjoy teasing you guys but why would I intentionally fuck you over

nudemacusers · « **Reply #507 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:27:30 PM »

so i scrolled back and apparently there is a gaf reddit, and someone unironically posted this (obviously post-ban) in the middle of a screed

"I ask you who is more convinced of their opinion: those who ban people for disagreeing or those who prefer a free market of ideas?"

reminds me of this dude

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122202982&postcount=792

king of the internet · « **Reply #508 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:29:01 PM »

"Free market of ideas".

Dennis · « **Reply #509 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:33:27 PM »

He got banned for that I see.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #510 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:34:23 PM »

I prefer the flea market of ideas, less originality but the savings

nudemacusers · « **Reply #511 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:35:38 PM »

i get all my ideas off consignment

nudemacusers · « **Reply #512 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:42:25 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 23, 2014, 12:37:16 PM

I flip idea bricks

Lost 92 ideas had to fall back

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #513 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on July 23, 2014, 12:34:23 PM

I prefer the flea market of ideas, less originality but the savings

Bootleg ideas, only $0.99 a piece or 6 for $5!

Himu · « **Reply #514 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:46:40 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 23, 2014, 12:27:30 PM

so i scrolled back and apparently there is a gaf reddit, and someone unironically posted this (obviously post-ban) in the middle of a screed

"I ask you who is more convinced of their opinion: those who ban people for disagreeing or those who prefer a free market of ideas?"

reminds me of this dude

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122202982&postcount=792

Oh, Cyan! Give that dude that real talk!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #515 on:** July 23, 2014, 12:57:52 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 23, 2014, 11:31:01 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 23, 2014, 11:26:26 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122294335&postcount=148

Yeah, that Mesousa guy is hilarious. He was screaming all through the world cup thread about America. Guy is gonna be one of those dudes that lights himself on fire in the streets or commits mass murder.

I lol'd at 'honorable big brother hakeem'.

Tasty · « **Reply #516 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:11:29 PM »

http://michael-lol.deviantart.com/#/art/DaisyforSmash-470073097?hf=1

Be autistic, brehs

king of the internet · « **Reply #517 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:15:21 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 23, 2014, 01:11:29 PM

http://michael-lol.deviantart.com/#/art/DaisyforSmash-470073097?hf=1

Be autistic, brehs

It's amazing how passionate some people can be about a palette swap.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #518 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:15:56 PM »

i long for the day pop stanleys mate with ninthings and produce the most limp-wristy sperglord diatrabes the internet will ever see.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #519 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:21:53 PM »

There needs to be some kind of convention to bring those people out of their caves and within proximity of each other.

That reminds me that I need to fund a study that can correlate the rise of autism to the dramatic rise in nerd conventions across America.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #520 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:33:54 PM »

Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if the numbers were inflated by people who are just unsympathetic assholes using a disorder as a crutch.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #521 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:40:53 PM »

are you telling me that the online survey I took that said I was a sociopathic autist with an IQ of 170, the conditions which have resulted in my narcissism, hatred of poor people and inability to emotionally relate to other 'people', isn't justified?

Quaker · « **Reply #522 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:43:44 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=860452

octopushover · « **Reply #523 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:44:40 PM »

i'm just like dr. house except i've never saved anyone's life or helped anyone else in any way

Himu · « **Reply #524 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:46:20 PM »

Quote from: Quaker on July 23, 2014, 01:43:44 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=860452

Brehvolution · « **Reply #525 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:55:12 PM »

Quote from: Quaker on July 23, 2014, 01:43:44 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=860452

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #526 on:** July 23, 2014, 01:56:51 PM »

Quote from: Quaker on July 23, 2014, 01:43:44 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=860452

Tell them you've finally given up video games, I bet that would impress them!

king of the internet · « **Reply #527 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:03:22 PM »

Reading posts about how he should show them games like Bioshock as an example of storytelling in videogames.

In what universe would a 70+ year old person give a flying fuck about that. Just the image of this dudes elderly parents on the couch watching him show them a videogame is giving me second hand shame.

nachobro · « **Reply #528 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:25:25 PM »

The answer is obviously Wii bowling.

Momo · « **Reply #529 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:34:58 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 23, 2014, 12:27:30 PM

so i scrolled back and apparently there is a gaf reddit, and someone unironically posted this (obviously post-ban) in the middle of a screed

"I ask you who is more convinced of their opinion: those who ban people for disagreeing or those who prefer a free market of ideas?"

reminds me of this dude

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122202982&postcount=792

Im going to agree with PD and say you shouldnt ban people for opinions, let them be dumb for the world to see

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #530 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:39:09 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122313790&postcount=56

Edit: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122314141&postcount=58

benjipwns · « **Reply #531 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:43:12 PM »

at that first post

Show them the prologue of The Last of Us.

What a horrible way to treat your parents when there's so much to come like the giraffe moment and the ending that will rekindle your relationship with them, spark lively debate and pull you closer together than ever before as a family as you complete the journey together.

Oh, Journey, that's another one to show them.

king of the internet · « **Reply #532 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:43:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122326831&postcount=115

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #533 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:44:31 PM »

I just realized these peeps talking about showing videogames off to impress their 65-70 y/o parents would have to be like 40 or 50.

benjipwns · « **Reply #534 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:44:45 PM »

Also that game where you have to punish the demon non-canonically underaged girls.

benjipwns · « **Reply #535 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:47:59 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 23, 2014, 02:43:33 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122326831&postcount=115

Quite frankly, I can see the violence and horror as being the only reason they wouldn't want to experience the entire thing. You know, assuming they aren't culturally backwards rednecks who don't care about writing, acting or film techniques.

And if they are, time for the ice floes. Quite frankly.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #536 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:49:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 23, 2014, 02:47:59 PM

Quite frankly, I can see the violence and horror as being the only reason they wouldn't want to experience the entire thing. You know, assuming they aren't culturally backwards rednecks who don't care about writing, acting or film techniques.

This could apply to both TLOU and Criminal Girls.

nachobro · « **Reply #537 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:56:22 PM »

tbh if they can't appreciate the majesty of naughty gods he should put their old, worthless asses in a nursing home and never visit them.

octopushover · « **Reply #538 on:** July 23, 2014, 02:56:30 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 23, 2014, 02:43:33 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122326831&postcount=115

holy shit at "if they can handle the violence/horror".

these were people who grew up during world war 2.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #539 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:00:47 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 23, 2014, 02:44:45 PM

Also that game where you have to punish the demon non-canonically underaged girls.

It's a biting satire of Tokyo street culture, so you're probably right, they would be impressed.

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