1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[octopushover]

can we argue about which member of thebore would be most likely to end up killing folks because my money's on neofegs

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Not really.  neofeg is basically doing the bog standard "My First Internet Contrarian" routine, which surprises me how many sore backsides he is generating considering the internet veterans that are in this thread.

[octopushover]

oh, i was picturing something like jeremy piven in very bad things.

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/can-we-talk-about-how-homo-the-coli-has-become.246764/

You're acting like this homo shit is natural. For centuries the fruits remained in the pink closet and now they're dancing in pink thongs on main street and you expect distinguished black fellows to not be freaked out by something that's been hidden for CENTURIES? The prevalence of homosexuality being displayed on television isn't even 15 years old. I never went to school with an openly homosexual male. I never conversed with an openly homosexual male to my knowledge.

It's not out of hate it's out of disgust. I don't hate crackheads I just don't wish to socialize with them.

   

[Momo]

It's not out of hate it's out of disgust. I don't hate crackheads I just don't wish to socialize with them.

 

[fizzel]

Time to go argue for rehabilitation of ISIS fighters and try my best not to insult barbaric americans.

Please squiddy, do go over there and greet this guy with your hugs and kisses. But spare the rest of us your batshit attempts at turning our cities into third world slums.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=890258

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128802482&postcount=117

This.

Go fuck yourself Team Top Hat and Banana Aeon.

Back to a site that isn't a piece of shit for me.

 

[Broseidon]

lmao christ

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=890504

This thread has me marveling at how cheap American chicken is. Breast is a garbage piece by the way.

And chicken should be roasted. Fuck that deep fried breading 

[Himu]

People with taste know that thighs > breasts. It ain't even up to debate. and roasted chicken is very popular in america. stop judging us from neogaf, you filthy brit. baked chicken is my favorite form of chicken. I will make you a homemade baked chicken so good you will want to put a ring on it.

[octopushover]

bone-in skin-on chicken breast is the ultimate in combination of taste and convenience

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128872883&postcount=2

Call 16 year old girls hot 

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128872883&postcount=2

Call 16 year old girls hot 

beysus is gay.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128872883&postcount=2

Call 16 year old girls hot 

beysus is gay.

i though he had a girlfriend with waxy ears or someshit. also i thought that was second with a new username.

[Himu]

second's cousin took over the account, who is gay. at least that's what third said.

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128872883&postcount=2

Call 16 year old girls hot 

What the fuck you talking about Squiddy? We are both Scandinavian. We both know 16 is good to go.

[Dennis]

beysus is gay.

Legal in Holland.

Not that I would do anything to her, though. I'm 30 and already have a gf. I just find her really good looking.

[Himu]

Did Second get his account back from his cousin or do they share?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Thighs are trash and shit tier.

[nudemacusers]

second's cousin took over the account, who is gay. at least that's what third said.

yeah that's a likely story

[Himu]

second's cousin took over the account, who is gay. at least that's what third said.

yeah that's a likely story

but the popgaf posts That couldn't be third

[nudemacusers]

second's cousin took over the account, who is gay. at least that's what third said.

yeah that's a likely story

but the popgaf posts That couldn't be third

[Squiddy]

Thighs are trash and shit tier.

Are you hating on thighs?

[Himu]

Thighs are trash and shit tier.

jesus, junpei. don't make me post a gif, you dork

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/can-we-talk-about-how-homo-the-coli-has-become.246764/

You're acting like this homo shit is natural. For centuries the fruits remained in the pink closet and now they're dancing in pink thongs on main street and you expect distinguished black fellows to not be freaked out by something that's been hidden for CENTURIES? The prevalence of homosexuality being displayed on television isn't even 15 years old. I never went to school with an openly homosexual male. I never conversed with an openly homosexual male to my knowledge.

It's not out of hate it's out of disgust. I don't hate crackheads I just don't wish to socialize with them.

   

i agree with this fine, distinguished black fellow except i'm more inclined to say faggotry is encouraged rather than something that "just happens." i bet there are a lot of confused boys and girls out there who aren't really gay but are being convinced they are through whore media and lax standards. i'd say actual gay people who probably would be gay no matter what kind of upbringing they have are very, very rare. so many of these people are damaged goods it's hard to say otherwise.

nb4 bigots gon' bigot

i wouldn't say you're a bigot, but i would say you're misinformed. as someone straight, you really don't understand what it's like to soul search and try to understand and come to terms with your own sexuality.

more than that, the gay population is the same percent as ever, they're just more vocal. I also think that you have a very rigid and binary view of human sexuality. Maybe those boys and girls are confused because there's more to human sexuality than just heterosexuality and in today's world where people are saying it's okay to embrace your true self, they face this head on rather than hiding it and accepting someone they're not.

[Stoney Mason]

i bet there are a lot of confused boys and girls out there who aren't really gay but are being convinced they are through whore media and lax standards

I have no idea what this means. Why don't you explain it so I can tell you how insane you sound.

[Himu]

The media doesn't TELL you to be gay. The media tells you that it's okay to be gay and to accept yourself. Gay people were burned to death just for being gay. Or stoned in other places. Or worse. Why is it suddenly so  bad for a very, very small subset of the human population to gain power and understanding and acceptance of themselves?

I'm waiting.

[Himu]

Your son is going to suck that dick because he feels tingly when he sees dick. Your son is Phoenix Dark.

also, at gay bars, the urinals are open, so everyone sees everyone's cock. It's not the media that tells your son to suck dick, it's dick that convinces your son to suck dick.

[nudemacusers]

is anyone getting a weird desire to suck some dick all of the sudden? not sure why but man I could use a load in my mouth right fuckin now

[Himu]

Suck the balls too. People who suck dick without waxing on them balls are a fucking disgrace.

[Stoney Mason]

he's saying that the media might convince your son to accidentally suck a dick if he's feeling up to it

When did this start? Because we know through the history of television it under-representated gay people or pretended they didn't exist. So to flip his question what about the decades of people who were shamed into keeping a life that kept them in a closet or kept them not willing to admit they were gay and all the problems of self esteem and self loathing that would present.

And what % of confused boys and girls is he honestly suggesting are being tricked into being gay based on how "cool" it is. Among the young kids I see, being gay isn't exactly like winning the cool prize in school. Can it happen? Sure, like anything involving sexuality, especially among adolescence. Is it happening left, right and center? C'mon now.

[Timber]

Started reading the GAMERGATE thread on gaf. So much leeway given to dudes arguing clearly indefensible shit.

[Kara]

Suck the balls too. People who suck dick without waxing on them balls are a fucking disgrace.

If someone does this to me I ask them to stop. (Too sensitive.)

I'm not sure if this will help or hinder my case for being top dick sucking recipient at the Bore.

[Himu]

............

you just blew my goddamn mind, kara.

[thisismyusername]

i believe and will always believe homosexuality is wrong,

but i do listen. despite the accusations of trolling and playing contrarian, i do kind of like you guys. 

Then let us in your butt, taco.

[Kara]

............

you just blew my goddamn mind, kara.

I mean there's also a utilitarian reason that's TMI / fucking piece of shit, but yeah.

[Himu]

Do guys who are interested in sucking dick and then hate it really exist? More than that, does that make their attraction to men non legitimate? There's a lot of girls who don't like sucking dick and they still like men. A lot of gay men aren't even big on anal, are they any less gay?

[Broseidon]

[Shaka Khan]

Honestly I only like sucking dick cause it pisses my dad off. Especially when he's trying to watch TV.

[Himu]

Honestly I only like sucking dick cause it pisses my dad off. Especially when he's trying to watch TV.

Shaka! I told you not to stick your ass in the air when sucking dick while I watch tv! I can't see! Also, go for the tip and not the shaft!

Man, hand wringing over the 'death of western civilization' must be so tiring.

Wasn't the birth of western civilization from a society with pro-homosexuality/bisexuality?

Full fucking circle

[Himu]

What was that Wire quote on Greece... Or was it Rome (?) on butt fucking?

[Shaka Khan]

i bet there are a lot of confused boys and girls out there who aren't really gay but are being convinced they are through whore media and lax standards. i'd say actual gay people who probably would be gay no matter what kind of upbringing they have are very, very rare. so many of these people are damaged goods it's hard to say otherwise.

For once I agree with something you said.

[Himu]

i bet there are a lot of confused boys and girls out there who aren't really gay but are being convinced they are through whore media and lax standards. i'd say actual gay people who probably would be gay no matter what kind of upbringing they have are very, very rare. so many of these people are damaged goods it's hard to say otherwise.

For once I agree with something you said.

It's true a lot of lgbt are damaged goods. That's why we smoke or drink ourselves to death. *sips wine* :Trollbron

[Shaka Khan]

What do you think of the Jews, Feg? Do you mind if I call you Feg?

[Shaka Khan]

Any thoughts on the gold standard?

[Shaka Khan]

Those were the days, huh?

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128892254&postcount=105
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128900474&postcount=115

Oh come on now. That post wasn't even subtle.

[StealthFan]

Why do you even respond to Neofeg? Babbe's First Troll. Stop it.

[Kara]

Do guys who are interested in sucking dick and then hate it really exist? More than that, does that make their attraction to men non legitimate? There's a lot of girls who don't like sucking dick and they still like men. A lot of gay men aren't even big on anal, are they any less gay?

[headwalk]

Why do you even respond to Neofeg? Babbe's First Troll. Stop it.

you're being metatrolled by responding to his trolling by proxy.

[octopushover]

is it really trolling to live up to every stereotype people assumed of you from your first post on the site

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's like I got Junior High in my bore.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128907197&postcount=65

He's so right. Nicca was never funny but he just kept upping his "game".

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128892254&postcount=105
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128900474&postcount=115

Oh come on now. That post wasn't even subtle.

Either the whining over this shit is reaching a peak or I just haven't noticed it before.

And it's not fucking sarcasm, it's being facetious you overly sensitive bootlickers. Argh, just makes me want to go out and write a treatise on the immorality of coercive violence! I'll be pacing in the Serene Dome!

[Mr. Nobody]

Am I a bad person for not caring at all about gamergate and equality/social issues in gaming like that?

Like I really do just want to play a video game and relax. If you really want to tackle these issues, I think you're gonna have to go further than video games.

[king of the internet]

Still not sure what gamersgate is but it's probably better not to care if it's
some videogame bullshit. Videogames are a waste of time.

[Momo]

Videogames is the thing I do to spend time away from the rest of the shitty world, so I never get too involved with the bullshit, politics and social stuff.

[nudemacusers]

every time I attempt to understand the intricacies of whatever the fuck is going on I either come across a 40+ page gaf thread (lolno) or some weird tumblr-level post or imgur shit (lolno).

can't even bother now

[Momo]

Well, not anymore. I have to admit that Phil Fish used to rustle my jimmies tho.

[Mr. Nobody]

every time I attempt to understand the intricacies of whatever the fuck is going on I either come across a 40+ page gaf thread (lolno) or some weird tumblr-level post or imgur shit (lolno).

can't even bother now

Yeah I see that 53 page Gaf thread with the wall of text articles and I'm just thinking I could be closer to finishing Layton vs. Wright instead of reading that