1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[I'm a Puppy!]

Dude better be careful or EL will post naked pics of him.

[Mr. Nobody]

Dude better be careful or EL will post naked pics of him.

Let's see how this turns out

[StealthFan]

You know some of the feggits jumping on that dude also use adblock on GAF

[nachobro]

i use adblock on there and i disabled that viglink horsecrap too 

[WanderingWind]

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who use AdBlock and goddamn dirty liars.

[I'm a Puppy!]

You know some of the feggits jumping on that dude also use adblock on GAF

Are you suggesting that people on GAF might be publically objecting to behavior/beliefs they privately hold themselves? I don't believe you.

[Kara]

I don't use adblock, internet advertisement is a constant source of amusement (and irritation #thedualities).

I particularly like the trend in ironic or pointless advertising. It lacks the insidious undercurrent of traditional cigarette and alcohol advertising which while being pointless on the surface are trying to sell you (potentially / actually) damaging vices through suggestion, and instead is more a reflection of the general pointlessness that characterizes the End of History.

[demi]

i dont provide advertisement and dont provide an endless source of amusement. can i have some money?

[Kara]

Sure. 

e: No PayPal sry.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Im with sovok or whatever his name is today, ads are horrible, but also amazing

[demi]

Sure. 

e: No PayPal sry.

I accept physical and digital goods too. I will make an Amazon wishlist and everyone can show their appreciation.

[StealthFan]

Physical?

[demi]

Yea, you gonna deliver your fat ass to me?

[Kara]

At last I'll be able to pay demi back for getting me to play Advent Rising.

(I mean this in a recompensable sense, not a retributory one.)

[Mr. Nobody]

I don't use adblock, internet advertisement is a constant source of amusement (and irritation #thedualities).

I particularly like the trend in ironic or pointless advertising. It lacks the insidious undercurrent of traditional cigarette and alcohol advertising which while being pointless on the surface are trying to sell you (potentially / actually) damaging vices through suggestion, and instead is more a reflection of the general pointlessness that characterizes the End of History.

 

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=900683

sweet fucking ostrich eggs

GAF has gone from "HOW DO I LIFE?" to "HOW DO I OTHER PEOPLES LIFE?"

[Kara]

I think this is the third time that thread has been linked in this one yet this time was the first time I noticed OP did that "females" shit.

[Squiddy]

I have never heard anyone refer to women as "females" in real life.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I have never heard anyone refer to women as "females" in real life.

Oh I totally have. I've heard it from white knights that are really confused as to what gender pronouns are acceptable so they go for the most technical term.

[Joe Molotov]

Let me get up in that genitalia, female.

[StealthFan]

gonna get you pregnant girl

[Kara]

I have never heard anyone refer to women as "females" in real life.

Oh I totally have. I've heard it from white knights that are really confused as to what gender pronouns are acceptable so they go for the most technical term.

But it's not the most technical term, a tiger or bear can also be female.

[thisismyusername]

i dont provide advertisement and dont provide an endless source of amusement. can i have some money?

After you send me dick pics, maybe bb. 

[Himu]

There's nothing wrong with that guys use iof female in the title. My female work colleague comes out better than my woman work colleague. Of course, he could opt to not put her gender in the title. The female thing is a problem when the guy exclusively used the word female, I find. It's pretty noticeable then. Would you guys object to someone using female co-worker? Providing they use male co-worker as well, I don't see the problem?

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=901040

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=901040

im waiting for the eventual "my house is on fire, what should i do gaf?" thread. shit is getting ridiculous

[Kara]

There's nothing wrong with that guys use iof female in the title. My female work colleague comes out better than my woman work colleague. Of course, he could opt to not put her gender in the title. The female thing is a problem when the guy exclusively used the word female, I find. It's pretty noticeable then. Would you guys object to someone using female co-worker? Providing they use male co-worker as well, I don't see the problem?

They both sound bad because "work colleague" is a redundant phrase. The lack of sound repetition in the former phrasal construction lets you ignore this, while in the latter it's highlighted by it.

"A woman colleague of mine has a bizarre admirer at the office."

e: I would just say "co-worker" unless their gender was essential to whatever I was trying to say.

[benjipwns]

A female person who works at the same employer I work at despite our differing genders has a what could be considered a strange and bizarre person who wants the attention of them, the female human, this person admires them as a female, here at the place where we work together, me and the female worker I work with.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/paid-a-stud-100-to-suck-dikk.252391/

[Shaka Khan]

But I just love the feeling of getting a woman to suck dikk no matter how much she thinks she shouldnt...

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/paid-a-stud-100-to-suck-dikk.252391/

It's the $30 italian meal thread. Coli style.

[Joe Molotov]

He also said he paid $100 to bang his cousin.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/and-then-you-bang-your-cousin-i-fukked-a-fine-cousin-good-read.243206/

[Kara]

Im a little hurt because I thought she was kinda feelin me...

 

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=901040

im waiting for the eventual "my house is on fire, what should i do gaf?" thread. shit is getting ridiculous

I am pretty sure that has already happened 

[parallax]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/paid-a-stud-100-to-suck-dikk.252391/

jesus. and this one quote

If you see a dyme and you say what up?
And she throw her nose up at you, you can take that L or you can plot and plan on how to get that W...

has rapey vibes all over it. dude needs to seek help before he hurts someone

[bluemax]

i use adblock on there and i disabled that viglink horsecrap too 

That viglink shit drives me bonkers.

So today I read that Broken Forum (which was originally the Quarter to Three offshoot forum sort of like this place) has actually shut down public viewing of its forums because someone pointed at is being a haven of SJWs who also may or may not work on games or the games enthusiast press.  That shit is too real for me.

[thisismyusername]

i use adblock on there and i disabled that viglink horsecrap too 

That viglink shit drives me bonkers.

You can turn that off. But yeah, it's annoying as hell if you forget it's set on by default. :/

[zepblackstar]

But I just love the feeling of getting a woman to suck dikk no matter how much she thinks she shouldnt...

 

[benjipwns]

i use adblock on there and i disabled that viglink horsecrap too 

That viglink shit drives me bonkers.

You can turn that off. But yeah, it's annoying as hell if you forget it's set on by default. :/

Ha, it really is that simple: http://www.viglink.com/opt-out/

It always annoyed just to the point where I'd forget about ever doing anything about it.

[Kara]

So today I read that Broken Forum (which was originally the Quarter to Three offshoot forum sort of like this place) has actually shut down public viewing of its forums because someone pointed at is being a haven of SJWs who also may or may not work on games or the games enthusiast press.  That shit is too real for me.

Never has such blood been spilt over so little.

[benjipwns]

Never has such blood been spilt over so little.

How dare you make light of the sacrifice: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42334.msg1935651#msg1935651

[I'm a Puppy!]

I really don't have any idea what any of that sentence means.

[benjipwns]

*puts sandwich down*

[StealthFan]

i remember when niccas creamed over GCII

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=901196

Dude needs to be juniored, so badly. His posts make my head hurt.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=901196

Dude needs to be juniored, so badly. His posts make my head hurt.

Could swap in a second Cell and 16GB GDDR5 and play PS4 games probably.

[thisismyusername]

Gotta remove that PPC chip first though, breh.

[benjipwns]

I want backwards compatibility. Might as well stick the GS and EE back in while I'm in there.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=901169

blackgaf concern trolling reaching critical levels.

[Cascade]

 
Nintenyearold losing his mind at the fact that Bayonetta 1 on 360 in Japan sold 2x as many copies as Bayonetta 2 Wii U in Japan despite the Wii U install base being much larger than the 360 LTD. Proceeds to make a promise to post hentai to get banned but punks out and posts some mildly NSFW hentai and jailbait instead.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=131568938#post131568938

[benjipwns]

I don't really watch this stuff and I tried a few images but they wouldn't show here.

[Cascade]

Lol at a community manager using the age-old Nintendo "but it's fun!" defense:

[Cascade]

Well what did you want him to say? Dude's doing his job is all.

We all know the game wouldn't sell, people should relax. If it really bothers them they should just buy the game, all you can do really.

It sold half of what the 360 version did in Japan despite having a massively larger userbase. Not matching even the 360 version in Japan was in no way expected by anyone.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Bayonetta is just not an appealing game for many, period.

I bought the PS3 version (lol) but I never even put it in the PS3 because somehow the game just put me off.

This kind of hack and slash is already super niche and I don't play many of them (DMC, God of War yes), and the presentation of this one makes it even more niche.

[Cascade]

Bayonetta is just not an appealing game for many, period.

I bought the PS3 version (lol) but I never even put it in the PS3 because somehow the game just put me off.

This kind of hack and slash is already super niche and I don't play many of them (DMC, God of War yes), and the presentation of this one makes it even more niche.

Someone's going to call you out for listing those two together.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Hey I also bought Too Human

Someone's going to call you out for listing those two together.

I know they aren't HARDCORE enough for REAL GAMERS.

And these are the only hack n slash games with any mainstream appeal (maybe MGS?)

[Dennis]

I have zero interest in Bayonetta or its sequel even though both games have gotten 10s from EDGE.

The gameplay and the visual design perfectly encapsulates a type of game I just don't care to play.

[Cerveza mas fina]

But Dennis, how can you not want to play this

[Momo]

Lol at a community manager using the age-old Nintendo "but it's fun!" defense:


(Image removed from quote.)

I'm kinda salty about never being able to play the sequel to a game I love, so i'm half way schadenfreudeing over this.