Bore member most likely to kill someone

[Kara]

Point taken.

[Madrun Badrun]

It was only in my head because when I watched Anatomy of a Murder, they make a point of it, like it was some unknown thing

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[Kara]

I can remember a time when spousal rape wasn't a crime in all 50 of these United States.

[chronovore]

I was going to vote Drew, but realized he'd be most likely to turtle-up; for some reason, if there was a home break-in, I picture him taking refuge in a closet, with his pistol pointed at the door. He'd shoot whomever first opened the door, including any first-responders.  :'(

Then I thought AWESOM-O, because: rage. I still see a lot of rage behind AWESOM-O's posts, even though things are going better for him now. Anger's an internal thing, it's not related to how great things are going. I should know.

Then I saw Boogie, and realized that he's most likely to have to cause a death in the line of duty. I hope he doesn't though! I'm sure he feels the same.

Guess I'm an obvious pacifist

Yeah, I never know how to take it that I'm never a choice on any of these polls, either. I must be perceived as "the safest borito."

[Madrun Badrun]

I can see Drew accidental killing someone but I didn't think manslaughter should count in this thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

I can remember a time when spousal rape wasn't a crime in all 50 of these United States.

Aint rape, just husbandry rights. 

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[headwalk]

I can remember a time when spousal rape wasn't a crime in all 50 of these United States.

Aint rape, just husbandry rights. 

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killer jam.

[Madrun Badrun]

Too nice, suspiciously nice.  Bet he is a lady killer

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

AWESOM-O.  Not even a contest.

Why?  Its obvious that he has it in his head that is special, talented, and a genius, destined to be famous, rich, and powerful.  However real life keeps getting in the way and he responds to it with rage.  As he gets older, he realizes that the dream of fame and riches will pass him by, especially to people that he deems to be dumber or less talented than him.  Somewhere, around his late 30s, after getting passed up for a promotion for the third time and fresh from a divorce that took him to the cleaners, he snaps in a murder-suicide spree.

I just want to point out that I've been in a happy relationship for over four months, and I'm getting two master's degrees from the #3 school on the west coast.

You just helped me explain my theory as to why I picked you.  Thanks!

[tiesto]

Yeah, I never know how to take it that I'm never a choice on any of these polls, either. I must be perceived as "the safest borito."

Simply put, without a doubt, you are the nicest poster I've ever encountered on the internet. If not nicest, at least top 5-10.

It's always the ones you least suspect! 
j/k Chrono...

I voted Arvie on the poll due to all the stuff he posts in the NSFW thread..

[nudemacusers]

I deserve this L after the amount of rage-posting I've done over the years.

AWESOM-O.  Not even a contest.

Why?  Its obvious that he has it in his head that is special, talented, and a genius, destined to be famous, rich, and powerful.  However real life keeps getting in the way and he responds to it with rage.  As he gets older, he realizes that the dream of fame and riches will pass him by, especially to people that he deems to be dumber or less talented than him.  Somewhere, around his late 30s, after getting passed up for a promotion for the third time and fresh from a divorce that took him to the cleaners, he snaps in a murder-suicide spree.

I just want to point out that I've been in a happy relationship for over four months, and I'm getting two master's degrees from the #3 school on the west coast.

ted bundy was in a relationship too and pretty smart.

wait don't we have a ted bundy emote around here somewhere? atra?

[Boogie]

I just want to point out that I've been in a happy relationship for over four months, and I'm getting two master's degrees from the #3 school on the west coast.

From someone who was even more insufferably "credentialist" when younger; don't do this.  Nobody gives a shit, and it doesn't matter.

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But congrats on the relationship going well, for real.

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[Boogie]

Also, when I made my first post in this thread, I misaligned the columns, and confused AWESOME-O's tally for mine.          

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya they are hard to line up.  When I first looked I thought Wrath had zero votes and I was like the dude is an arab surly someone here thinks he's going to blow up a plane, and sure enough, on realignment, he does have 1 vote. 

[Madrun Badrun]

He would too try to justify it here

[Barry Egan]

T234 has already claimed to have killed at least 5 people and even without that admission I'd put him at the top of my list.  Has anyone else in the poll smashed a strangers face in with a dildo?  It's no contest really. 

Second on my list would be Esch because he's a medical student.  You're basically allowed to accidentally kill at least one patient as a freebie.

[TakingBackSunday]

Can't even get onto this list

never on any of these lists

[Madrun Badrun]

Well Esch just hasn't made the cutest sister incest relationship poll yet.  Give him time, he'll get there eventually.  And then you'll have to remind him to put you on the poll because dude never gets these things right. 

[Broseidon]

Can't even get onto this list

never on any of these lists

same :'(

[Shaka Khan]

like yer gonna kill anyone, ya limp-wristed nancy

You have no idea how deadly scarves can be.

[Madrun Badrun]

like yer gonna kill anyone, ya limp-wristed nancy

You have no idea how deadly scarves can be.

Ya just ask David Carradine

[Broseidon]

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ted bundy was in a relationship too and pretty smart.

wait don't we have a ted bundy emote around here somewhere? atra?

definitely need one. i think as serial killers go, he's the one you want to emulate.

[thisismyusername]

And every time CHEEZMO/Broseidon would be in a similar position, he'd just offer up his anus as recompense instead.

You're saying that as if it isn't a typical Friday night for him.

[Brehvolution]

Left off another list.

Imma say Drew.

[Momo]

surprised no one has given fistful a vote, just for his collecting habits alone.

[Phoenix Dark]

The shit Arvie posts in the NSFW thread is way more of a red flag than anything I've posted in the last year or two.

Arvie is more of a potential serial rapist than a murderer, though.

Would it be rape though, really? At worse he'd probably force a chick to break a hard boiled egg between her thighs while wearing a Pharrel hat. Maybe make her mash some poutine with her bare feet too.

[Madrun Badrun]

That reminds me of getting freshied for highschool.  They had one of my friends put an egg in his pants and then one of the hottest girls in the class was suppose to break it, with the implication that there would be a bit of fondling.  Instead she just punches the dude right in the dick.  Point being, it aint my fault if I developed a weird thigh-egg fetish at a young age!

[Madrun Badrun]

I went back through this thread, to add notes to my murder totally sane journal and I noticed Cruncheon seems to have liked every post implicating me as a potential murder.  That's how you get yourself to the number 3 slot on the list, mister.

[Positive Touch]

is all voting anonymous or am I putting myself at risk by clicking

[demi]

It is anonymous

[Madrun Badrun]

If my total goes up, I think it would be reasonable to suspect you. 

[Dennis]

Wait, I am in second place?


 

[Squiddy]

Aww yiss, I'm no longer in the top three.
You all know that I'm a lover, not a fighter 

[Shaka Khan]

I voted for PD and Himu.

[king of the internet]

Wait, I am in second place?


 

Don't worry you'll get a win when the sex crimes poll goes up.

[Shaka Khan]

Whoa, AWESOM-O! Impressive Quotient!

[Momo]

Well if he wasnt a murderer before, you guys surely will push him over the edge

[Squiddy]

Well, he is a fan of eugenics.

[drew]

looks like I must have missed something good

[Joe Molotov]

I can confirm that these results are totally legit.

[Kara]

I can confirm that these results are totally legit.

Big Bloodthirsty Cock.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Whoa, AWESOM-O! Impressive Quotient! (Image removed from quote.)

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Unfortunately these new kids here aren't going to know about the 140/160/90th percentile adjustable IQ.

[tiesto]

Do we even have 160 Bore members?

[thisismyusername]

Do we even have 160 Bore members?

Even if we did, look at the total number of members voted. 

[Joe Molotov]

Some people's votes are more important than others.

[thisismyusername]

Some people's votes are more important than others.

FASCISM.

[Shaka Khan]

Whoa, AWESOM-O! Impressive Quotient! (Image removed from quote.)

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Unfortunately these new kids here aren't going to know about the 140/160/90th percentile adjustable IQ.

I realized that later. It's from Willcow's days. Remember Willcow?

[Broseidon]

Goes to show a genius level IQ isn't a substitute for creativity