most white trash poster? (new redneck evidence is on the table)

[Van Cruncheon]

flashcacs

[Van Cruncheon]

you're so demonic, friend.

    

[Eel O'Brian]

We made homemade napalm out of Styrofoam and gasoline and set frogs on fire with it.

My uncle was notorious for getting stagger drunk and naked and walking around his house/yard with a bucket he used to shit in

[Eel O'Brian]

Just naked from the waist down, BTW

[nudemacusers]

there is nothing more satisfying than corrupting a brown into white trash cackery. especially when they start dropping slurs like they were born into it

[Kara]

Some of the revelations itt have been very helpful in filling the gaps in the psych profiles I maintain on all Boreans.

Doe as an experienced teenage pyro, I am going to have to question the validity of multiple claims of lighting the road on fire. Asphalt is thirstier than a virgin GAFer, and AFAIK dirt isn't flammable--at least it wasn't when there were Molotov cocktail mishaps.

[Van Cruncheon]

the earliest picture my fam has of me is at age 3, in my underwear, holding an olympia beer can (presumedly empty)

 

my old man used to take me fishing without any water and give me buckhorn beer to drink instead when i complained

 

[Eel O'Brian]

My best childhood friends were named Rusty, Bubba, and Sonny

[Van Cruncheon]

Some of the revelations itt have been very helpful in filling the gaps in the psych profiles I maintain on all Boreans.

Doe as an experienced teenage pyro, I am going to have to question the validity of multiple claims of lighting the road on fire. Asphalt is thirstier than a virgin GAFer, and AFAIK dirt isn't flammable--at least it wasn't when there were Molotov cocktail mishaps.

REAL gasoline (fuck yer ethanol shit) and/or acetylene lights up nice. we made a cool pentagram at the intersection of brockway and chilvers

[Kara]

We always used gas and it was always too absorbed to be flammable by the time we lit it.

We used to give Christmas trees Viking funerals every January 2-7.

[Van Cruncheon]

We always used gas and it was always too absorbed to be flammable by the time we lit it.

We used to give Christmas trees Viking funerals every January 2-7.

yeah, your roads were probably mostly if not all asphalt

must be nice, city boy

[Eel O'Brian]

my friend david tried to make a homemade firecracker out of gunpowder and notebook paper and burnt off his eyelashes/eyebrows

[Van Cruncheon]

we did that with a length of pvc pipe, wax, and duct tape

blew up a section of my fam's cedar fence

[Kara]

White people risk taking is one of the most fascinating things about you guys. You truly just don't give a fuck. I like to think of eastern europeans as the best overarching example of this.

Oh the things I did when I was a teenager who grasped that parochial schools prefer to keep the authorities uninvolved in virtually everything...

[Eel O'Brian]

we used to play in a junk yard back in the woods behind my neighborhood and i almost cut my foot off jumping on an old stove

[Van Cruncheon]

we filled co2 pistol darts with roundup weed killer (the tips unscrewed and were hollow) and shot at the crazy rottweiler up the street

[Van Cruncheon]

our neighbors owned over 200 rabbits in hutches and to this day i can't bear the sight of cocoa pebbles

[Eel O'Brian]

i have eaten family meals consisting of vienna sausages, sardines, potted meat, and pork 'n' beans

[Van Cruncheon]

i have eaten meals that are 100% generic block cheddar cheese

[nudemacusers]

my go to meal was a nacho plate of nalley chili, generic block cheese, frito lays, and ketchup.

our neighbors owned over 200 rabbits in hutches and to this day i can't bear the sight of cocoa pebbles

white trash rabbit keeping 

seriously, if you know 

[Great Rumbler]

I used to play in an old trash dump back behind my house. Never did get tetanus, though.

[nudemacusers]

I used to play in an old trash dump back behind my house.

lol apparently I did this as a kid in sacramento. white trash from birth

[Eel O'Brian]

My dad ran his car into the side of the Fort Fisher Trading Post store trying to get there before they closed so he could buy beer, and when the guy called the cops he asked if he could buy the beer anyway so he could drink some before they got there

[nudemacusers]

Oh the things I did when I was a teenager who grasped that parochial schools prefer to keep the authorities uninvolved in virtually everything...

I grew up with basically a few types of people:

1) wealthy whites, mostly of german descent violent crime
2) bosnian refugees from the war sex crimes
3) black people on scholarships drug offenses
4) lost asians traffic offenses I mean duh

Guess who of these groups committed the most crimes? (Image removed from quote.)

answers in bold

[Van Cruncheon]

your dad is pureblood white trash

truly an elder cac

[Kara]

i have eaten meals that are 100% generic block cheddar cheese

Pfft, I had one of those in the last fortnight.

[Eel O'Brian]

When I was a little kid, I was at the grocery store one time with my Mom and Grandpa, and he had a bag of Brazil nuts without a price on them, and the register lady yelled across the store to someone if they "knew what these niggertoes cost"

[huckleberry]

My dad taught me to drive when I was 10. We would drive to the bootlegger and get a 12 pack of Hudepohl and he would let me drive up and down country roads until he ran out of beer - all the while listening to bluegrass and old country. Got the front end of the car stuck in a ditch one summer night and we had to sleep in the car and walk something like 15 miles home. Another night we drove down the mountain parkway in the middle of the night with absolutely nobody around until some guy came out of the blue and started tailgaiting me. My dad, half drunk got so road raged that he went out the window up to his waist and threw a 6 pack of beer at the guys windshield smashing it and causing the dudes car to spin out of control until he finally came to a stop. Dad had me drive up to a turnaround a mile or two up and head back the way we came just so he could smash the guys head in. He was gone thank god.

[nudemacusers]

white trash dads

[Joe Molotov]

This thread is amazing.

[chronovore]

Mupepe's sexual deviance makes him full hispanic doe...

Actually, his incest fetishism, standard-deviance Bore gay subtext, and flirting with transitioning friends makes him "hispansexual."

My parents actually met in a trailer park and I spent a lot of my youth in those trailer parks.

We used to play basketball with a trash can weighed down by a brick we stole off somebody's lot. We even played "catch" with a rubber band.

My grandpa's neighbor was a war vet conspiracy nut who cursed and yelled in every conversation. The neighbor's son was the singer in a local 80s hair metal band. The outside of their trailer was adorned with American and Dixie flags, and the inside was full of those soft velvet wild animal prints.

A Vietnamese family moved in and grew crops and raised chickens in the front yard of their trailer lot.

 Watched Super Bowl XXIII there. Everytime the 49ers scored a touchdown, the neighbor across the street shot his gun in the air and then spraypainted the game's score on his car. He bought the car from my dad the day before. He was just so drunk he didn't care. The next day my dad got a call that the police found his car abondoned in a ditch. The thing was trashed. It had several iterations of the word fuck spray painted on it, and the super bowl scoring recap written across the hood and roof.

I voted T234 just from ambient legends, but I need to change my vote now.

Mods, help.

[T234]

If there was a bottle throwin from a moving car competition, I got that shit on lock. My family raised tobacco from the 1850s to 2000. I drove a 1948 Ford tractor for months on end every year when I was 9-14 years old. In '99 I spent all 300 dollars I saved all year on a Sega Dreamcast, Soul Calibur, and Armada. I took the whole month of January 2000 off of school just to play Soul Calibur

[nudemacusers]

taking a month off school is an instant winner I don't care about any other factor.

[thisismyusername]

there is nothing more satisfying than corrupting a brown into white trash cackery. especially when they start dropping slurs like they were born into it

To be honest the only fun thing white ppl do out of all those things is fire. I never really liked the guns or hunting

why are you hunting, you invented supermarkets

How do you think those things in the supermarket get these, Indian? 

(Okay, Supermarkets have mostly farm-bred cows and chickens. Not venison.)

[thisismyusername]

I'll be honest: I don't "get" the fun of hunting. I get the fun of shooting off guns at a target range, but never sitting in the woods for hours to get deer or something like that for a "days dinner."

I get it's the primal/what we had to do to survive thing, but yeah: I agree with you in the sense that we don't really need to do that anymore.

[Kara]

Fishin' pretty fun.

Especially with live bait, you get to kill 2 fish to eat 1. Now that friends is cac wastefulness par excellence.

[Phoenix Dark]

fishing isn't a cactivity god dammit. I fished and went camping many times as a kid.

[nudemacusers]

fishing isn't a cactivity god dammit. I fished and went camping many times as a kid.

 

[Van Cruncheon]

t234 is a white trash demiurge

[etiolate]

Does it still count as trailer park trash living if the trailer is on coast  or beach like the Rockford Files?

[nudemacusers]

I think so, having spent time at westport in WA you will definitely see some trashy seadog types


also, this poll being, by a large margin, the most competitive yet says a lot about us as a forum.

[larrydavid]

these white ppl stories are amazing, so many characters and activities i have never experienced or ever heard of, i am learning so much!!

[etiolate]

seeing animal husbandry while quad riding is pretty white trash, but even having access to a quad is rather fancy in itself

that's not a cheap vehicle

We went off-roading in a golf cart. Six of us kids in one golf cart. The fat kids drove, the teen girls sat in the back, and us skinny younger kids sat on that little metal tray in the front where they sometimes stick the golf bags. Like the storage tray up front was the little kids seat and they tied some rope to make a seat belt for it, but there was only enough rope for one kid. So the other kid got he rope and then my cousin was driving, so he drove with one arm and then held my shirt with the other. That was my seat belt. They like juiced up the golf cart, too, because I never recall seeing a gold cart move that fast. We took it off-roading in a dried up rice patty field. There was a lot of bouncing for it just being a golf cart and I don't know how it survived.

The weirdest thing is that I am pretty sure there wasn't a golf course for 50 miles around. I don't know where they got the damned thing.

[Phoenix Dark]

dunno what animal husbandry is and don't want to know

buh bye

[etiolate]

I was referring to drinky's post about seeing some man-sheep love making.

[Huff]

sitting in a stand is boring as shit, but running with dogs is the best to snag some deer

[Human Snorenado]

How does Triumph have zero votes?

• Neckbeard
• Redneck hat
• Chubbed out
• Stans for Bama and the Atlanta Braves
• Territorial
• Probably owns a pickup truck

Check that shit, you dipshit. My mom was from Michigan, my dad from Floridia, and I grew up a weird fucking kid that got tormented by rednecks from kindergarten onwards. You're 100% white trashier than me just by virtue of ever having dipped.



(my stanning of Alabama is purely on the grounds that the SEC is the dominant conference, last year's title game notwithstanding. i don't care about college football other than making fun of delusional UGA fans otherwise)

[etiolate]

caring about college football doesn't help your "not a neck" case

[benjipwns]

My mom was from Michigan, my dad from Floridia

How is this a defense against not being white trash?

[Kara]

seeing animal husbandry while quad riding is pretty white trash, but even having access to a quad is rather fancy in itself

that's not a cheap vehicle

We went off-roading in a golf cart. Six of us kids in one golf cart. The fat kids drove, the teen girls sat in the back, and us skinny younger kids sat on that little metal tray in the front where they sometimes stick the golf bags. Like the storage tray up front was the little kids seat and they tied some rope to make a seat belt for it, but there was only enough rope for one kid. So the other kid got he rope and then my cousin was driving, so he drove with one arm and then held my shirt with the other. That was my seat belt. They like juiced up the golf cart, too, because I never recall seeing a gold cart move that fast. We took it off-roading in a dried up rice patty field. There was a lot of bouncing for it just being a golf cart and I don't know how it survived.

The weirdest thing is that I am pretty sure there wasn't a golf course for 50 miles around. I don't know where they got the damned thing.

It's a crying shame you won't win this contest.

Early voters.

[Human Snorenado]

caring about college football doesn't help your "not a neck" case

Here's another fuckwit I won't take this shit from.  If you read what I wrote, I *DON'T* care about college football. You fucksticks do, so I like to make fun of years of conference futility, and in my personal life I like to make fun of delusional UGA fans who always think they're going to win a national fucking title.

Let me try to put this in terms you and puddles can understand:

Mistaking me for a redneck or white trash is like someone hearing that you like MMOs and being all, "Ok, so you must love WOW then?" or hearing that puddles loves the NBA and then asking him which is his favorite team, the Heat or Cavs, because he just HAS to be a LeBron fan.

Seriously. If either of you two spent your formative years getting the shit kicked out of you and harassed by these sub-human scum, maybe then you'd understand where I'm coming from.

[etiolate]

care about the SEC brehs

but seriously settle down

[Momo]

dunno what animal husbandry is

Be honest, you know now

[WanderingWind]

I no longer qualify but y'all ain't even close to the trashy level I used to be at. I'm all reformed and shit now. I don't even drink Steel Reserve any more and all my wines are made at wineries these days.

[Van Cruncheon]

i just chugged a bottle of redline extreme. :-(

[Human Snorenado]

Eh. I overreacted, sorry. But I guess now we know my trigger warning!

[CatsCatsCats]

So we all know what your curse would be now

[Mupepe]

I know you guys see me as a beaner but I think I am pretty white trash...

Grew up in a broken home
Dad was an alky
I've got a thing for incest
I own 9 guns
I ride a Harley
I live in texas
Lived in trailers until I was 13
My dads idea of a house was two trailers connected together

I've got more but I'm banging my 2nd cousin

[demi]

Now all I want to do is protect you and care for you like the big brother I am

[G The Resurrected]

Wait did I miss something Mupepe werent you married? Oh god you might just get my vote now...