You survived another year. 
Considering how much I hate summers in Japan, this is very literally how it feels.
Fuck yeah aging! 

:'(
In all truth, I did some bad mathematics last year and spent all of it thinking I was 47, but NOW I'm 47, so it's as though I haven't aged... right?
BONUS BAD MATH: My wife, who is the same age as I am, believed my bad math, so she will also get a bonus year of "47."