Atra's mom rewriting Harry Potter

[AWESOM-O]

http://geekologie.com/2014/09/eyerollin-woman-rewriting-harry-potter-i.php

So this woman is trying to create a version of Harry Potter that her kids can read without turning into witches.

The first chapter is posted at the article, and it's amazing. Apparently the first seven chapters are linked.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Arent you in South America?

[Reb]

Arent you in Europe?

[Squiddy]

Holy shit, you weren't kidding, this shit is dope:

"Hello, neighbor! I was wondering if you have been saved," Hagrid exclaimed brightly; and tipped his wide-brimmed, straw cowboy hat.

Aunt Petunia laughed a gravelly laugh; and leaned forward on her sturdy, practical boots. "Saved? Don't tell me you are you one of those Christians?"

[Cerveza mas fina]

Arent you in Europe?

[Brehvolution]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Worst thread ever.

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