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Re: Fuck baseball
« Reply #60 on: October 05, 2014, 11:17:54 PM »

Do you remember Nomar Garciaparra of the Red Sox?  Dude would adjust his gloves like crazy as per his usual routine. HIs at bats were grueling to watch.

Yeah his "superstitions" were the worst.

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« Reply #61 on: October 05, 2014, 11:23:43 PM »
Baseball would be way better if they sped that shit up. The pace of this at bat is just :lawd

Did the empire get hit at the end?

But really, 97MPH fastballs are rare IIRC. Mostly because that's a bit outside of most pro-pitchers pitching ability IIRC. Easy to blow your arm out if you do that "limit" constantly.

The camera was probably in his mask and he took it off as soon as the ball was hit in play. 

I'm not really talking about the speed of his actual pitches though, but the speed at which the pitcher recieves the ball and then starts his motion. Rman was right in his previous post, the pitchers are responsible for most of the space between pitches because even after they get their sign they'll just stand and take a breath or something before pitching.

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« Reply #62 on: October 05, 2014, 11:34:03 PM »
well in light of the Tigers fuck up I feel confident in asking what I assume is a dumb baseball questions: are pitchers required to wait for a batter to get ready for the pitch? Is there an equalivent of a "hurry up/no huddle offense" where a pitcher just keeps throwing, and doesn't give the batter time to get ready - and would this be legal.

As long as time hasn't been called and the batter has both feet in the batters box the pitcher can go. There's really no way to control that, but when a pitcher starts throwing the very moment the batter steps in the box it's called quick pitching and some times people get pissed. I used to do that shit all the time back in my playing days because I really had no patience for all these dudes who would step out every single pitch. They try teaching batters to get ready faster in youth leagues but it's not emphasized nearly as much.

Baseball would be way better if they sped that shit up. The pace of this at bat is just :lawd



Do you remember Nomar Garciaparra of the Red Sox?  Dude would adjust his gloves like crazy as per his usual routine. HIs at bats were grueling to watch.
when dudes step out of the batter box, tap their cleats, and do a little stretch... AFTER EVERY PITCH  :comeon
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« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2014, 12:57:47 AM »
thats the problem with american sports the regular season is meaningless. you could win every game during the season but make one mistake in the post season and you're out :/

Baseball is a sport where an elite performer fails 70% of the time, and you generally need at least two people, each of whom succeed 25-30% of the time, to succeed in the same inning in order to score a run. So the very nature of the sport requires a rather large sample size to differentiate the great teams from the average teams, and then you throw the teams into a first to 3 wins playoff where your elite hitter can go 1 for 12 over 3 games, or your elite pitcher can give up 7 runs, and that's that.

There is no fucking way the Kansas City Royals were a better team than the Anaheim Angels (not giving them my city) this season, and yet they just eliminated them in three games.

That's why the playoffs are awesome.

You made it. Now fucking prove it.

Can't prove it? Go home.
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« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2014, 08:46:59 AM »
Kids today have no patience. Which is why baseball is hurting. It isn't the games fault, it's your lack of ability to concentrate for more than 5 minutes at a time.

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« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2014, 08:50:15 AM »
well in light of the Tigers fuck up I feel confident in asking what I assume is a dumb baseball questions: are pitchers required to wait for a batter to get ready for the pitch? Is there an equalivent of a "hurry up/no huddle offense" where a pitcher just keeps throwing, and doesn't give the batter time to get ready - and would this be legal.

As long as time hasn't been called and the batter has both feet in the batters box the pitcher can go. There's really no way to control that, but when a pitcher starts throwing the very moment the batter steps in the box it's called quick pitching and some times people get pissed. I used to do that shit all the time back in my playing days because I really had no patience for all these dudes who would step out every single pitch. They try teaching batters to get ready faster in youth leagues but it's not emphasized nearly as much.

Baseball would be way better if they sped that shit up. The pace of this at bat is just :lawd



Do you remember Nomar Garciaparra of the Red Sox?  Dude would adjust his gloves like crazy as per his usual routine. HIs at bats were grueling to watch.


Ha, he was a noob compared to this guy. You could literally make a grilled cheese before his at bat was over

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« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2014, 09:27:19 AM »
Playoffs serve no purpose other than to let corruption take hold so the NFL MLB and NBA can have their big market teams in the post season to make money.
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« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2014, 11:16:07 AM »
Playoffs serve no purpose other than to let corruption take hold so the NFL MLB and NBA can have their big market teams in the post season to make money.

Oh yeah, look at those big market Royals and Orioles fighting it out in the ALCS. That was totally rigged for the massive TV ratings and ad money.
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« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2014, 11:19:48 AM »
Playoffs serve no purpose other than to let corruption take hold so the NFL MLB and NBA can have their big market teams in the post season to make money.

Oh yeah, look at those big market Royals and Orioles fighting it out in the ALCS. That was totally rigged for the massive TV ratings and ad money.

LOL!

Not to forget those pesky Oakland A's!
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« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2014, 11:23:14 AM »
Kids today have no patience. Which is why baseball is hurting. It isn't the games fault, it's your lack of ability to concentrate for more than 5 minutes at a time.

:umad

My main sport is one where there's  two 45 minute halves with no commercial breaks except for half time. Uhhhh, attention span isn't an issue here.
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« Reply #70 on: October 06, 2014, 11:24:53 AM »
Kids today have no patience. Which is why baseball is hurting. It isn't the games fault, it's your lack of ability to concentrate for more than 5 minutes at a time.

:umad

My main sport is one where there's  two 45 minute halves with no commercial breaks except for half time. Uhhhh, attention span isn't an issue here.

There is a substantially LOT more action in soccer/football than baseball dude. Baseball has at least 20 minutes of dudes adjusting their cups every game.
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« Reply #71 on: October 06, 2014, 11:26:48 AM »
Playoffs serve no purpose other than to let corruption take hold so the NFL MLB and NBA can have their big market teams in the post season to make money.

Not I don't agree with your NBA and NFL examples, but the San Antonio Spurs won the championship this year. What do you consider big market?
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« Reply #72 on: October 06, 2014, 11:57:39 AM »
I'm not saying the winner is rigged i'm saying the idea of a playoff serves no purpose other than to make sure they don't end up without a big market team in a post season place.
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« Reply #73 on: October 06, 2014, 11:58:31 AM »
Playoffs serve no purpose other than to let corruption take hold so the NFL MLB and NBA can have their big market teams in the post season to make money.

Oh yeah, look at those big market Royals and Orioles fighting it out in the ALCS. That was totally rigged for the massive TV ratings and ad money.

LOL!

Not to forget those pesky Oakland A's!

>implying Baltimore and san Francisco aren't big markets
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« Reply #74 on: October 06, 2014, 01:11:58 PM »
Baltimore is the 26th largest TV market in the US.
Kansas City is the 31st largest TV market in the US.

Those teams don't pull in huge national audiences. The Bay Area is the 6th largest, but people outside Northern California don't give a shit about the A's. If MLB had their way it would be Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, Phillies, etc. every single year.
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« Reply #75 on: October 06, 2014, 01:13:22 PM »
Funny how atleast one of those teams are always in the playoffs each year. Makes you think...
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« Reply #76 on: October 06, 2014, 01:14:25 PM »
 ::)

It's like talking to a brick wall.
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« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2014, 01:14:37 PM »
Baltimore is the 26th largest TV market in the US.
Kansas City is the 31st largest TV market in the US.

Those teams don't pull in huge national audiences. The Bay Area is the 6th largest, but people outside Northern California don't give a shit about the A's. If MLB had their way it would be Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, Phillies, etc. every single year.

And let's not forget Oakland has San Francisco to contend with.
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« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2014, 01:36:38 PM »
Baseball is serious business, yo.
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« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2014, 01:41:24 PM »
Baltimore is the 26th largest TV market in the US.
Kansas City is the 31st largest TV market in the US.

Those teams don't pull in huge national audiences. The Bay Area is the 6th largest, but people outside Northern California don't give a shit about the A's. If MLB had their way it would be Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, Phillies, etc. every single year.

And let's not forget Oakland has San Francisco to contend with.

"contend with"

lol if you seriously think america isn't full of bandwagon feggits who change their team each year on which local team of theirs is in the playoffs.
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« Reply #80 on: October 06, 2014, 01:41:40 PM »
heres a fun game:

ask a person from connecticut what baseball team they support
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Re: Fuck baseball
« Reply #81 on: October 06, 2014, 01:42:21 PM »
Baltimore is the 26th largest TV market in the US.
Kansas City is the 31st largest TV market in the US.

Those teams don't pull in huge national audiences. The Bay Area is the 6th largest, but people outside Northern California don't give a shit about the A's. If MLB had their way it would be Dodgers, Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, Phillies, etc. every single year.

And let's not forget Oakland has San Francisco to contend with.

"contend with"

lol if you seriously think america isn't full of bandwagon feggits who change their team each year on which local team of theirs is in the playoffs.

It isn't. Learn sports noob.   (Well except Miami and LA, those two cities suck for any professional team except the Lakers and Kings)
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Re: Fuck baseball
« Reply #82 on: October 06, 2014, 01:43:02 PM »
heres a fun game:

ask a person from connecticut what baseball team they support

50% Yankees
30% Boston
20% Philly
10% Mets

Next question....
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« Reply #83 on: October 06, 2014, 01:44:15 PM »
you can't tell me it isnt. i've lived in new england since moving to america and i cant tell you the number of people who support the yankees or red sex depending on whose doing better that year. don't even get me started on when the expos used to play also.

and hockey? forgetabout it. Until the Bruins were good again you literally had bostonians who supported the rangers.

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« Reply #84 on: October 06, 2014, 01:45:43 PM »
you can't tell me it isnt. i've lived in new england since moving to america and i cant tell you the number of people who support the yankees or red sex depending on whose doing better that year. don't even get me started on when the expos used to play also.

and hockey? forgetabout it. Until the Bruins were good again you literally had bostonians who supported the rangers.

Bullshit.....100%   You are trying to tell me people switch from the Yankees to the Sox? You are completely trolling. LOL at your inability to get sports. Go play some fucking mario or something.,
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« Reply #85 on: October 06, 2014, 01:47:38 PM »
heres a fun game:

ask a person from connecticut what baseball team they support

50% Yankees
30% Boston
20% Philly
10% Mets

Next question....

funny how i don't see the rock cats or tigers there
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« Reply #86 on: October 06, 2014, 01:48:37 PM »
you can't tell me it isnt. i've lived in new england since moving to america and i cant tell you the number of people who support the yankees or red sex depending on whose doing better that year. don't even get me started on when the expos used to play also.

and hockey? forgetabout it. Until the Bruins were good again you literally had bostonians who supported the rangers.

Bullshit.....100%   You are trying to tell me people switch from the Yankees to the Sox? You are completely trolling. LOL at your inability to get sports. Go play some fucking mario or something.,
its about as bullshit as you pretending people in new york outside of cajole don't swap allegiance between the mets and yankees depending on who does better  :lol :lol
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« Reply #87 on: October 06, 2014, 01:48:52 PM »
heres a fun game:

ask a person from connecticut what baseball team they support

50% Yankees
30% Boston
20% Philly
10% Mets

Next question....

funny how i don't see the rock cats or tigers there

Trolling confirmed. Nothing more to see here.
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« Reply #88 on: October 06, 2014, 01:51:16 PM »
yes what a shame the people don't support their local teams instead go for the most popular and succesful ones.  ::)

america is a joke of a country.

you can get proof of this when you compare the sales of Royals merchandise in missouri this year in comparison to last year. i have a funny feeling Tigers and Rangers gear will have dropped :teehee
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« Reply #89 on: October 06, 2014, 02:02:08 PM »
>soccernomics

support for local market teams are still very high in europe though as compared to the US. show me a triple A team that can pull the attendance of a championship team hint you cant
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Re: Fuck baseball
« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2014, 02:36:28 PM »
I'm gonna pay demi off to leper you again, methodis
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« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2014, 02:48:52 PM »
Baseball is my favorite spectator sport, but I think it would be a mistake to go chasing after those television dollars. There are no changes that could be made that would help it compete with visceral sports like football or basketball.  It's always been a sport best enjoyed on radio. It's always been a regional sport too, only the Yankees have a strong nationwide following to speak of. 

They just need to make rules that get the game closer to 2hrs 30 minutes without screwing up the integrity of the game (and the stats, to a much lesser extent).

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« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2014, 02:53:47 PM »
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« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2014, 04:59:19 PM »
Hey guys! Let's talk about baseball!!

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« Reply #94 on: October 06, 2014, 08:05:12 PM »
The Nationals have a really good shot of coming back from 0-2. Gio vs Vogelsong tomorrow and then back to Washington with Strasburg pitching again. That rotation is sick.

Edit: TA is right on the money, especially about the regionality.
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« Reply #95 on: October 06, 2014, 08:09:16 PM »
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