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[thisismyusername]

I thought she did, my bad. Everyone seems to freely run around with guns despite the town policy, I just figured I missed a minute of the show where she swore them in or something.  That makes her seem even more distinguished mentally-challenged. "Here's a costume and a badge. Walk around and check for lawbreakers. You can't actually arrest anyone, but if you see someone committing a crime send them to me and we'll make a home movie about it. Now go do some law!"

Exactly. Rick is completely in the right on "it won't stop. You're just enabling him to beat the shit out of her until she dies." Also the policy is them only having guns when they head outside. If they're in Alexandria, they're unarmed. Which, like Rick and Carol/Daryl planned to steal the guns means they're completely naked if another Noah town situation happens.

[Phoenix Dark]

One thing that bugs me about every town so far is the poor protection inside. What if someone dies of natural causes and turns into a walker? One walker in a house with multiple unarmed/pussy people could be a nightmare, especially late at night. I'd always have my door locked and probably resort to peeing in bottles instead of risking going to the bathroom at night.

Also what if the doctor killed his wife one night. He doesn't seem to know shit about walkers so he'd probably try to hide the body, resulting in her turning into a walker. Deanna is a dumbass brehs. Sure you have to keep the doctor but at least move the wife and kids elsewhere.

[Phoenix Dark]

Finale...

Wasn't bad but once again...another episode that's like a poster child for why splitting seasons in half leads to long periods of filler. How long can they drag stories along? I'm sick and tired of Sasha's shit. I'm tired of Gabriel being a bitch. Finally we see the crazy W people...but the season ends before they do shit. So now you know what's going to happen right...they'll bust into Alexandria and fuck shit up, maybe our group of heroes will get scattered again. Sigh.

There's too much fat on this show that needs to be cut. The group is too big. Yea a couple people died but I feel like a purge is needed. Sasha, Gabriel, Eugene, etc plus one of the core characters (Carl pls).

90 minute episode of waiting for a trial, Morgan being badass, and congress woman being dumb. At least she came along by the end I guess. Now watch her people get shitcanned by the W Gang.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2015/03/30/the-walking-dead-finale-shows-the-value-of-dictatorship/

saw people linking to this as a "defense" of dictatorships. Can we writing think pieces that apply real life standards to zombie tv shows pls.

I think I'll roll with Rick in a zombie apocalypse, thank you very much