More train station shenanigans today:
This morning, I go down to the platform and find an unusually large cluster of people standing in my usual spot, including my "rival" jean jacket lady. She sees me coming and immediately moves forward. In what I can only describe as "walking like a boss," I stride right past her and go stand further down because for whatever reason,
the rest of the platform is fucking empty.
The train comes and I look over to see her with this dumbfounded look as a bunch of people struggle to cram into the door, while I step onto a nearly empty car.
Going home at the same station, I get on the elevator and it fills to capacity. The doors don't close because a woman is standing too close to them. I'm all the way in the back, waiting for her to realize this, except she doesn't. Everyone just stands there for a minute or two before these two Indian guys go "IT MUST BE BROKEN!" and everyone starts getting off. As they get off, people start getting on and the two guys again exclaim that it's broken. When they step off, it's just me and another woman left. I push the close button and the door closes right in front of the two Indian dudes, who have a look of astonishment on their faces. The woman next to me flashes a big grin and starts waving at all the people as the door closes.
