Author Topic: Is ResistanceHole the site of punching the Alt-Right Patriarchy? (Read 36193 times)

So, one day, I’m out in the middle of the Bering Sea, and I haul my crab trap out of the water, and wouldn’t you know it, there in the cage is celebrated author Philip Roth. ‘I wrote the books!’ he screams at me through the bars of the cage. ‘I wrote the long books and the short books!’ And I scream right back at him, ‘Shut up! Just shut up for once in your goddamn life, Philip Roth!’ And so there’s Philip Roth, dripping wet in my crab trap in the middle of the ocean, shrieking the titles of all his books in reverse chronological order, and there’s me with tears of rage streaming down my face while I scream at him to just be quiet. It was complete mayhem. Eventually I just threw him back into the ocean, where I hope he drowned.

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The only things I’ve caught in my crab traps are crabs.

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Just crabs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #67 on:** July 08, 2015, 02:34:11 PM »

Esch...
http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-jay-zs-blueprint-2679?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #68 on:** July 31, 2015, 12:33:39 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/heartwarming-when-terminally-ill-6-year-old-wanted-2866?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #69 on:** August 03, 2015, 05:36:47 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-moms-doing-their-best-transgender-movement-2812?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Himu · « **Reply #70 on:** August 03, 2015, 05:57:06 PM »

"Sharon’s nephew is transsexual, and she’s kind of avoided him more at holidays since he transitioned into a man, and she also called Laverne Cox “desperate for attention,” and, actually, thinking about it now, Sharon isn’t really doing so great at this, so let’s move on."

" They’re trying. And that’s what counts. "

This one is so true it hurts

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #71 on:** August 04, 2015, 12:19:29 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-dont-let-my-kids-watch-winnie-pooh-because-i-don-2842?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #72 on:** August 04, 2015, 01:49:21 PM »

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“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship.

Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.

chronovore · « **Reply #73 on:** August 04, 2015, 11:46:58 PM »

URL protip: you can delete everything after the question mark.
:fingerwag

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #74 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:36:37 AM »

Oh no, won't somebody think of the Bore layout

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tasty · « **Reply #75 on:** August 05, 2015, 11:45:11 AM »

http://www.theonion.com/article/actual-problem-nice-change-pace-anxious-man-51002

GAF in a nutshell

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #76 on:** August 05, 2015, 01:05:38 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 04, 2015, 11:46:58 PM

URL protip: you can delete everything after the question mark.
:fingerwag

i've written entire http service apis, breh. i was ripping apart uri get query strings before there was a neogaf.

UNDERSTAND LAZINESS.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #77 on:** August 05, 2015, 03:42:52 PM »

Leave Prole alone, chrono. He's an old man now and he can't do the things anymore that he used to be able to do when he was younger.

chronovore · « **Reply #78 on:** August 05, 2015, 06:50:35 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2015, 03:42:52 PM

Leave Prole alone, chrono. He's an old man now and he can't do the things anymore that he used to be able to do when he was younger.

I can't wait until he catches his second wind, like I have!

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Himu · « **Reply #79 on:** August 09, 2015, 04:46:58 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/science-ftw-researchers-taught-gorilla-sign-langua-2805?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #80 on:** August 09, 2015, 05:21:14 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 04, 2015, 01:49:21 PM

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“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship.

Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs.

I've been laughing at this for a good five minutes.

Himu · « **Reply #81 on:** August 16, 2015, 12:50:14 AM »

https://www.facebook.com/TheOnion/photos/a.71757474496.64600.20950654496/10153624683269497/?type=1

bluemax · « **Reply #82 on:** August 16, 2015, 02:38:47 AM »

http://www.theonion.com/article/study-human-reaction-time-now-best-measured-how-lo-51102

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #83 on:** August 16, 2015, 02:04:34 PM »

Homosexuality Only Thing Parents Can Accept About Son

Steve Contra · « **Reply #84 on:** August 20, 2015, 03:10:27 PM »

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #85 on:** September 02, 2015, 01:24:59 PM »

Progress! This Video Game’s Protagonist Is A Deaf Woman

Holy fucking shit.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #86 on:** September 08, 2015, 08:21:22 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-controversial-psychological-experiments-could-ne-3053

Number 6

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #87 on:** September 08, 2015, 09:46:06 PM »

Political correctness truly is the enemy of science

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #88 on:** September 08, 2015, 11:56:46 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on September 02, 2015, 01:24:59 PM

Progress! This Video Game’s Protagonist Is A Deaf Woman

Holy fucking shit.

This is the best thing I've seen this year

I say that every other month about a Clickhold article or video

pilonv1 · « **Reply #89 on:** September 09, 2015, 05:25:18 AM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/too-cute-words-little-boy-sent-george-lucas-fan-le-3063

Steve Contra · « **Reply #90 on:** September 15, 2015, 06:06:21 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/16-goddamn-deer-i-accidentally-hit-my-way-out-movi-3092

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #91 on:** September 21, 2015, 12:54:01 PM »

http://www.starwipe.com/article/its-unclear-what-kim-kardashian-plans-do-babys-pla-470
http://www.starwipe.com/article/iggy-azalea-seeks-replacement-rapper-friend-456
http://www.starwipe.com/article/arrow-star-stands-real-victims-istandwithahmed-con-451
http://www.starwipe.com/article/pink-opens-about-eating-meat-again-and-god-were-go-368

Mods replace title with "Is Starwipe site of the year".

The Onion zaibatsu marches on to global satirical dominance

chronovore · « **Reply #92 on:** September 24, 2015, 04:37:04 AM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-secret-mcdonalds-menu-items-you-have-order-888

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #93 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:50:20 PM »

Progress: This Video Game Presents A Realistic Portrayal Of Eating Disorders

tiesto · « **Reply #94 on:** October 05, 2015, 10:16:29 AM »

Oops, wrong thread, nm.

I'm rather partial to Wunderground, myself. It's the Onion for dance music.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #95 on:** October 09, 2015, 12:49:57 AM »

http://www.clickhole.com/video/thought-provoking-video-shows-what-world-would-be--3246?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

VomKriege · « **Reply #96 on:** October 09, 2015, 05:28:12 AM »

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-single-celled-organism-can-you-evolve-duck-3179#1,

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #97 on:** October 09, 2015, 07:33:13 AM »

Oh, no. You went right for the duck too early and mistakenly evolved into Michael Phelps the swimmer. In the open ocean, you are quickly eradicated by some of your better-adapted cousins. You did not manage to evolve into a duck.

Reb · « **Reply #98 on:** October 09, 2015, 09:26:08 AM »

What's the right path?

EDIT: Found it, that was another 15 minutes well spent.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #99 on:** October 09, 2015, 09:48:45 AM »

Congrats Reb, you're a duck now.

I'm only Michael Phelps.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #100 on:** October 15, 2015, 04:16:30 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-10-saddest-tv-deaths-all-time-3272

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #101 on:** October 15, 2015, 05:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 15, 2015, 04:16:30 PM

http://www.clickhole.com/video/get-tissues-ready-10-saddest-tv-deaths-all-time-3272

bluemax · « **Reply #102 on:** November 09, 2015, 08:42:23 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/clean-eating#home

Clickhole is here to save our health.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #103 on:** November 09, 2015, 08:46:50 PM »

they eat like I eat

You don't deserve any motivation today. Go to bed.

chronovore · « **Reply #104 on:** November 09, 2015, 09:14:02 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on November 09, 2015, 08:42:23 PM

http://www.clickhole.com/clean-eating#home

Clickhole is here to save our health.

"No more lactating pungent broth (females)"

Steve Contra · « **Reply #105 on:** December 07, 2015, 12:42:50 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/war-christmas-historically-black-churches-south-ke-3568

Going in hard

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #106 on:** December 07, 2015, 03:08:56 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/awesome-when-little-girl-told-neil-degrasse-tyson--3565?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Mods Help · « **Reply #107 on:** December 07, 2015, 11:56:03 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #108 on:** December 17, 2015, 12:14:14 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/video/houses-amazing-christmas-lights-display-set-coffee-3665

Clickhole might have to give up after this, I can't imagine they'll ever do better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #109 on:** December 21, 2015, 03:03:43 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-put-fat-suit-understand-what-its-be-your-mom-2061?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #110 on:** December 23, 2015, 05:24:29 AM »

http://www.clickhole.com/article/cool-high-school-senior-without-prom-date-asked-ka-2330?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #111 on:** February 04, 2016, 04:48:51 PM »

http://www.starwipe.com/article/gamergate-was-right-taylor-swift-making-video-game-1951

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After issuing repeated warnings about the gaming industry’s kowtowing to feminists by making more and more video games marketed to women—and being roundly criticized for the lengths it went to punish those responsible—it seems Gamergate was right all along

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #112 on:** February 08, 2016, 05:45:40 PM »

Here Are 15 Dogs Who Look Like Two-Time Super Bowl Champion Peyton Manning

Oblivion · « **Reply #113 on:** February 08, 2016, 10:55:00 PM »

Incredible: This Man Reduced Gun Violence In His Community By 80% By Moving Out

VomKriege · « **Reply #114 on:** February 10, 2016, 02:54:55 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on February 08, 2016, 10:55:00 PM

Incredible: This Man Reduced Gun Violence In His Community By 80% By Moving Out p/url]

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #115 on:** February 19, 2016, 12:00:02 PM »

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-worlds-most-successful-pickup-artist-can-you-3880#1,

Atramental · « **Reply #116 on:** February 19, 2016, 03:34:30 PM »

"Do not ruin this for me, America."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #117 on:** February 19, 2016, 11:18:09 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 19, 2016, 12:00:02 PM

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-worlds-most-successful-pickup-artist-can-you-3880#1,

GOTY

VomKriege · « **Reply #118 on:** February 20, 2016, 03:23:21 AM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on February 19, 2016, 12:00:02 PM

http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-worlds-most-successful-pickup-artist-can-you-3880#1,

I did it !
Had to restart a couple times to get that Golden Egg though.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #119 on:** April 12, 2016, 01:55:19 PM »

Progress: This Video Game Stars A Vietnam War Veteran With Severe PTSD

News:

Author Topic: Is ResistanceHole the site of punching the Alt-Right Patriarchy? (Read 36193 times)