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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #120 on: November 26, 2014, 04:28:00 PM »
:what should be :prole or :eel or :chrono or :triumph

It's not a : what imo
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #121 on: November 26, 2014, 04:33:56 PM »
Looks more like 'why am I doing this to myself/why do I even try' than 'what'
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #122 on: November 26, 2014, 04:40:52 PM »
Looks more like get off my lawn to me
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #123 on: November 26, 2014, 05:13:45 PM »
Looks more like 'why am I doing this to myself/why do I even try' than 'what'

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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #124 on: November 26, 2014, 05:28:52 PM »
It's not quite the same, because the Cosby emote was looking right at you, expressing disgust with the user who made the post. This proposed alternative is looking away from the camera, which really detracts from the whole "You're a disgusting human/You're an idiot" feel that the Cosby emote conveyed.

Keep searching though. I'm sure there's a good one out there.

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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #125 on: November 26, 2014, 05:34:39 PM »
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #126 on: November 26, 2014, 07:46:52 PM »
:what should be :prole or :eel or :chrono or :triumph

It's not a : what imo

We needed something to replace the cosby.png, I just take what you guys give me to work with. :what
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #127 on: November 26, 2014, 07:51:26 PM »
Agreed
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« Reply #128 on: November 28, 2014, 10:00:57 AM »
i like it, it captures the "jesus christ why do i post here" sentiment just fine
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #129 on: November 28, 2014, 02:23:35 PM »
If you want to know how Cosby kept the lid on this story, this is how:

Court documents obtained by the New York Times provide another example of how Cosby managed to strong-arm a media outlet back in 2005.

Cosby said under oath that he gave an "exclusive" interview to The National Enquirer — "my words," he said. In exchange, the tabloid would kill an interview with model Beth Ferrier, whose sexual assault allegations against Cosby had not been disclosed at the time.

The testimony came during a September 2005 deposition for a federal lawsuit filed by Andrea Constand, who accused the comedian of drugging and assaulting her. Cosby said he was concerned that Ferrier's claims would lend credence to Constand's allegations.

Robin Mizrahi, the Enquirer reporter who interviewed Ferrier, told The Guardian last week that Cosby's lawyers threatened to sue the tabloid if her story ran. Mizrahi said she was "livid" that the Enquirer opted to run "a bullshit feel-good interview with Cosby."
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #130 on: December 01, 2014, 07:43:14 PM »
If you want to know how Cosby kept the lid on this story, this is how:

Court documents obtained by the New York Times provide another example of how Cosby managed to strong-arm a media outlet back in 2005.

Cosby said under oath that he gave an "exclusive" interview to The National Enquirer — "my words," he said. In exchange, the tabloid would kill an interview with model Beth Ferrier, whose sexual assault allegations against Cosby had not been disclosed at the time.

The testimony came during a September 2005 deposition for a federal lawsuit filed by Andrea Constand, who accused the comedian of drugging and assaulting her. Cosby said he was concerned that Ferrier's claims would lend credence to Constand's allegations.

Robin Mizrahi, the Enquirer reporter who interviewed Ferrier, told The Guardian last week that Cosby's lawyers threatened to sue the tabloid if her story ran. Mizrahi said she was "livid" that the Enquirer opted to run "a bullshit feel-good interview with Cosby."

I can’t be the only one here stunned that The National Enquirer actually EVER tried to run a true story, am I?

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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #131 on: December 01, 2014, 07:58:54 PM »
The Enquirer is actually pretty good about breaking celeb sleaze stories. They had the John Edwards story first, and the Tiger Woods story first if memory serves.
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #132 on: December 01, 2014, 08:04:05 PM »
If you want to know how Cosby kept the lid on this story, this is how:

Court documents obtained by the New York Times provide another example of how Cosby managed to strong-arm a media outlet back in 2005.

Cosby said under oath that he gave an "exclusive" interview to The National Enquirer — "my words," he said. In exchange, the tabloid would kill an interview with model Beth Ferrier, whose sexual assault allegations against Cosby had not been disclosed at the time.

The testimony came during a September 2005 deposition for a federal lawsuit filed by Andrea Constand, who accused the comedian of drugging and assaulting her. Cosby said he was concerned that Ferrier's claims would lend credence to Constand's allegations.

Robin Mizrahi, the Enquirer reporter who interviewed Ferrier, told The Guardian last week that Cosby's lawyers threatened to sue the tabloid if her story ran. Mizrahi said she was "livid" that the Enquirer opted to run "a bullshit feel-good interview with Cosby."

I can’t be the only one here stunned that The National Enquirer actually EVER tried to run a true story, am I?

They run real shit if people will give it to them. IIRC the Enquirer broke the 'John Edwards is human garbage' story

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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #134 on: December 01, 2014, 10:40:49 PM »
Yeah, his career and his legacy are toast at this point and he's too old to have an extended quiet period followed by an attempt at a career revival [like Michael Jackson did].
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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #135 on: December 02, 2014, 12:17:21 AM »
If you want to know how Cosby kept the lid on this story, this is how:

Court documents obtained by the New York Times provide another example of how Cosby managed to strong-arm a media outlet back in 2005.

Cosby said under oath that he gave an "exclusive" interview to The National Enquirer — "my words," he said. In exchange, the tabloid would kill an interview with model Beth Ferrier, whose sexual assault allegations against Cosby had not been disclosed at the time.

The testimony came during a September 2005 deposition for a federal lawsuit filed by Andrea Constand, who accused the comedian of drugging and assaulting her. Cosby said he was concerned that Ferrier's claims would lend credence to Constand's allegations.

Robin Mizrahi, the Enquirer reporter who interviewed Ferrier, told The Guardian last week that Cosby's lawyers threatened to sue the tabloid if her story ran. Mizrahi said she was "livid" that the Enquirer opted to run "a bullshit feel-good interview with Cosby."

I can’t be the only one here stunned that The National Enquirer actually EVER tried to run a true story, am I?

The Enquirer will generally run true stories if they have the "dirt" on it. They're like the tabloid rags in the UK but a little less so in the US.

Plus MJ was innocent.

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Re: Bill Cosby depression thread
« Reply #137 on: December 04, 2014, 11:23:50 AM »
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Chelan added, “Hours later, I woke up to him clapping his hands and saying, ‘Daddy says wake up.’” Then, Cosby allegedly gave Chelan $1,500 in cash and told her to buy something nice for her grandmother. Later, she said he invited her to see The Temptations in concert and check out his Vegas stand-up show. When she declined, she claimed she was fired from the Vegas Hilton

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #138 on: December 04, 2014, 11:36:34 AM »
Completely unhinged.

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #139 on: December 04, 2014, 11:38:10 AM »
Holy shit Ghost Dad turned out to be a demon :brazilcry
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #140 on: December 04, 2014, 11:41:52 AM »
Damn Bill, you were my TV uncle man....

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #141 on: December 04, 2014, 12:50:06 PM »
Throw him in the bushes. And his bald ass wife.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #142 on: December 04, 2014, 12:59:54 PM »
Throw him in the bushes. And his bald ass wife.

Fuck the bushes, throw this guy into a goddamn tree.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #143 on: December 04, 2014, 03:00:45 PM »
If we're gonna go all retributive justice, drown him in pudding.

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #144 on: December 04, 2014, 03:12:27 PM »
I just noticed the cosby emote is gone. Ain't no statute of limitations on that bitch, Bill.  :jawalrus
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #145 on: December 04, 2014, 03:14:35 PM »
Now I understand why he was a Gynecologist on the Cosby show....

He was method acting...

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edit: BTW is anybody else trying to imagine Cosby trying to dirty talk? It's kinda funny.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #146 on: December 04, 2014, 05:06:51 PM »
I'm surprised one of his adventures never went wrong and ended up with him murdering someone.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #147 on: December 04, 2014, 05:28:13 PM »
I'm surprised one of his adventures never went wrong and ended up with him murdering someone.

You sure?
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #148 on: December 04, 2014, 07:02:03 PM »
Apparently, Tina Fey subtly called him out on 30 Rock back in 2009.

http://decider.com/2014/12/03/30-rock-bill-cosby-tina-fey/

“Bill Cosby, you got a lotta nerve gettin’ on the phone wit’ me after what you did to my Aunt Paulette… 1971. Cincinnati. She was a cocktail waitress with the droopy eye!”

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #149 on: December 04, 2014, 07:07:51 PM »
Tina Fey! :rejoice
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #150 on: December 04, 2014, 09:00:34 PM »
I'm surprised one of his adventures never went wrong and ended up with him murdering someone.

You sure?

Who's to say some crazy dad of a young girl Bill raped didn't murder his son at this point?
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #151 on: December 04, 2014, 09:03:40 PM »
I want the deets on what he did to the girls once he drugged them. It had to be something at least vaguely freaky. He could probably get all the boring vanilla shit he wanted without having to drug girls.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #152 on: December 04, 2014, 09:18:06 PM »
I want the deets on what he did to the girls once he drugged them. It had to be something at least vaguely freaky. He could probably get all the boring vanilla shit he wanted without having to drug girls.

Prolly licked their hair.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #153 on: December 04, 2014, 09:22:05 PM »
he probably lectured them on the dangers of going into motel rooms and/or accepting drinks from strangers
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #154 on: December 04, 2014, 09:28:24 PM »
He probably told them to pull up their pants and get a job

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #155 on: December 05, 2014, 05:20:42 PM »
Tina Fey! :rejoice

Apparently Buress was a writer on the show at the time too....
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #156 on: December 16, 2014, 12:54:17 PM »
http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/16/bill-cosby-chloe-goins-drugged-licked-toes-playboy-mansion/


Welp Bill done fucked up here. Now he CAN be sued.  (If it's legit)

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #157 on: December 16, 2014, 01:25:58 PM »
I'm more apt to believe that's bullshit.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #158 on: December 16, 2014, 01:34:22 PM »
I'm more apt to believe that's bullshit.

I concur....she lost me at model/stripper
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #159 on: December 16, 2014, 01:52:13 PM »
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #160 on: December 23, 2014, 05:25:56 PM »
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More than 20 women — including '80s supermodels Beverly Johnson and Janice Dickinson — have come forward, accusing the comedian of sexual assault.

Fucking hell. I never expected anything like this back when there were still 2-3 accusers.
Back in the 90s?  There's been lots and lots of women accusing Cosby for years now.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #161 on: December 23, 2014, 05:41:01 PM »
I think if it goes over 50 I'll try my luck and say he drugged me and licked my feet and see if I can get some of that hush money. 

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #162 on: December 23, 2014, 05:43:46 PM »
His wife has to know that he's a hound dog at the very least, and fucked a lot of chicks behind her back.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #163 on: December 23, 2014, 05:45:09 PM »
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #165 on: December 23, 2014, 06:27:54 PM »
I'm not going to be satisfied until someone says how long Cosby's dong is.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #166 on: December 23, 2014, 07:44:08 PM »
Fuck length. How thick is it?
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #167 on: December 23, 2014, 08:07:17 PM »
I will tell you in my tell all book.  Only 13$

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #169 on: January 02, 2015, 05:55:57 PM »
Dude is like a rapist Nastradamus. We may never decipher all the clues he left us.
 
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #170 on: January 02, 2015, 06:05:31 PM »
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WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN A GRADUATION BOOK AND THINK THAT'S OKAY
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #171 on: January 02, 2015, 06:30:32 PM »
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WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IN A GRADUATION BOOK AND THINK THAT'S OKAY

...because you're a serial rapist?

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #172 on: January 07, 2015, 12:55:22 PM »
Phylicia Rashad, who played Bill Cosby's on-screen spouse Claire Huxtable in "The Cosby Show," has reportedly defended the comedian and slammed the women accusing him of rape and sexual assault.

"Forget these women," Rashad told Showbizz411 in an artlcle published Tuesday. "What you're seeing is the destruction of a legacy. And I think it's orchestrated."

"I don’t know why or who’s doing it, but it’s the legacy. And it’s a legacy that is so important to the culture," she added.

Rashad, who had previously remained silent on the allegations, said "oh, please" when some of the accusers were mentioned, the entertainment site reported.

“Someone is determined to keep Bill Cosby off TV,” she continued, according to Showbizz411. “And it’s worked. All his contracts have been cancelled.”

Cosby's onetime co-star also defended the comedian's wife, Camille, and said that Cosby should not be expected to address the accusations.

"If he spoke now, what do you think the media would do with it?" she reportedly said.

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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #173 on: January 07, 2015, 01:17:03 PM »
Defend your fake husband, brehs.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #174 on: January 07, 2015, 01:28:31 PM »
She's :umad because her residuals just went to 0
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #175 on: January 07, 2015, 01:38:29 PM »
Dude is like a rapist Nastradamus. We may never decipher all the clues he left us.
those robots in AI are gonna revive his corpse so they can solve the mystery.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #176 on: January 07, 2015, 01:50:24 PM »
Yes, all this is happening because a failing tv network wanted to prevent Bill Cosby from helping them print money.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #177 on: January 07, 2015, 01:54:51 PM »
Reading between the lines, she never said it was false she just said it was orchestrated.
Technically like saying "Yeah well, they're telling the truth, but they're telling the truth all at the same time! How dare they?!"
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #178 on: January 07, 2015, 01:57:03 PM »
She's not wrong about it destroying his legacy. It has.
Nor is she wrong about somebody wanting Cosby off television. There is.

But that's got nothing to do with whether Cosby is a serial rapist or not.
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Re: Bill Cosby demonic thread
« Reply #179 on: January 07, 2015, 05:03:51 PM »
Bye, Phylicia
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