One of my old friends was back in town and she wrangled her old improv troupe back together, so like a good white person I came out and saw them do their thing. Was kinda funny I guess; I generally hate improv but she's a nice woman with incredible breasts, so there's that.
Tomorrow I'm going to see "A Krampus Kristmas Spectacular" which promises heavy metal, implied fellatio, burlesque, and Santa and/or Jesus being ritualistically disemboweled on stage. Should be good family fun. We're going out drinking after.
Sunday I'm going to watch the best Christmas movie ever made: Die Hard.