Author Topic: Cultural Rule of the Day: Don't gawk at dicks in the urinal. (Read 11160 times)

naff · « **Reply #60 on:** February 12, 2015, 05:48:59 PM »

I sit to pee at night because it's quiet and a girl lives in the room next to our toilet and i'm conscientious of her room sounding like a piss factory (has mentioned it before that i've woken her up coming home drunk and taking a long piss). Plus i like the feeling of just letting it all relax and flow out when i sit, sometimes i'll decide to poop when i just went in for a piss. Also i'm six foot six, splashback occurs while standing (piss into your bowl standing up wearing nothing breh, your skin will feel the tiny drops) unless i aim perfectly at the slope of the bowl so it slides in before hitting the water (maybe this only affects people of my height?). I get none of that shit while sitting.

Urinals are usually situated higher so the gravity splashback effect does not occur.

In short, it's quieter, cleaner and more comfortable. Sitting down +1

chronovore · « **Reply #61 on:** February 12, 2015, 05:51:37 PM »

Japanese men chat at the urinals. It is seriously WTF territory for Americans. Weird part was when the American publisher we worked with, their guys finally started chatting at the urinals as well. I was like:

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on February 12, 2015, 10:51:17 AM

He checked your junk AND didn't wash his hands? Was he an executive at a company?
No seriously, I speak from loads of experience.

Yeah. The junk-checking is a symptom of entitlement (“I’ve got a right to know!”) and the lack of hand washing is conceit (“Well, it’s not like I’ve got germs.”) -- I’ve seen this behavior too many times.

naff · « **Reply #62 on:** February 12, 2015, 05:54:22 PM »

I have never seen another mans dick while pissing at a urinal, not for lack of trying i've just never had the right angle to get a good snoop

chronovore · « **Reply #63 on:** February 12, 2015, 06:05:04 PM »

I sit, especially first thing in the morning. Trying to piss into a bowl with morning wood is not a challenge I enjoy before I’m fully awake.

Here’s a related question though: Why is it the same women who tell us that they don’t want the door opened for them are the same women who insist that the toilet seat be lowered for them after we’re done with a standing pee?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64 on:** February 12, 2015, 06:06:54 PM »

Why would you need to read anything while peeing at home tho?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #65 on:** February 12, 2015, 06:27:56 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 12, 2015, 06:12:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2015, 06:06:54 PM
Why would you need to read anything while peeing at home tho?

You don't text, tinder, or use any mobile web shit at home?

(Image removed from quote.)

Well yea but there's nothing on my phone worthy of checking while I urinate. I'll sometimes take it if I'm shitting, since that's a prolonged engagement. But if I'm peeing that's a brief trip to the bathroom.

But then again I'm not about that instant-responses-to-texts life. One of the reasons I'm glad I'm not longer messing around with a young chick. That nonstop texting and "hey you didn't respond to my text 5 minutes ago what's up?" shit gotta go.

kick51 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 12, 2015, 06:40:42 PM »

an accidental glance, it's the circumstance
if it's a glare, you better beware

kingkitty · « **Reply #67 on:** February 12, 2015, 07:01:03 PM »

I appreciate the no-gawk rule. My friend broke this rule, looked right at my privates while I was using the urinal.

my nickname became turtleneck

kingkitty · « **Reply #68 on:** February 12, 2015, 08:13:18 PM »

loldunno

i guess my uncut graboid was worthy of more jokes than my friend's faux pas.

parallax · « **Reply #69 on:** February 12, 2015, 08:39:14 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2015, 09:08:35 AM

Dudes browsing their phones while peeing in the urinal

just looks weird, like they're taking pics.

the fuck?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #70 on:** February 12, 2015, 09:06:56 PM »

Quote from: kingkitty on February 12, 2015, 07:01:03 PM

I appreciate the no-gawk rule. My friend broke this rule, looked right at my privates while I was using the urinal.

my nickname became turtleneck

not acorn?

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #71 on:** February 12, 2015, 09:32:02 PM »

why wouldn't u sit at home? u want those piss particles all over your own bathroom?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #72 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:17:04 PM »

i go to gay bars specifically so gay men can look at my dick in the pisser. their lustful eyes make me feel powerful and desired.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #73 on:** February 12, 2015, 11:43:52 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 12, 2015, 10:17:04 PM

i go to gay bars specifically so gay men can look at my dick in the pisser. their lustful eyes make me feel powerful and desired.

Implying that actually happens

You ain't foolin' anyone.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #74 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:43:56 AM »

lately ITT men act like women yet demand respect. Silly.

If you sit and pee you ain't nothing but a tenderloin

StealthFan · « **Reply #75 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:51:02 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 13, 2015, 12:43:56 AM

lately ITT men act like women yet demand respect. Silly.

If you sit and pee you ain't nothing but a tenderloin

I got a tenderloin

Splashes in the water when I sit down to pee

You a big boy? Got that heat? Send me PM's. We're just straight dudes, breh.

Beezy · « **Reply #76 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:10:44 AM »

No reason to sit to pee unless you feel a shit coming on at the same time, but I don't care what any of you do.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #77 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:32:55 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 13, 2015, 01:10:44 AM

No reason to sit to pee unless you feel a shit coming on at the same time, but I don't care what any of you do.

Only time I do it

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #78 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:38:12 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 12, 2015, 05:34:48 PM

I sit to pee at home if it's at home.

makes it easier to read shit on the phone.

How long are you pissing bro?

Kara · « **Reply #79 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:31:43 AM »

Y'all seem really obsessed with what other folks do with their dicks.

Kara · « **Reply #80 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:06:06 AM »

Next thing you know they're going to try and tell us it's not macho to self-induce vomiting on the reg.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #81 on:** February 13, 2015, 04:46:58 AM »

but srs esch for how long are you pissing? I have a couple chapters in my bore slash to fill out

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #82 on:** February 13, 2015, 10:10:58 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 02:34:08 AM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on February 13, 2015, 01:38:12 AM
Quote from: Esch on February 12, 2015, 05:34:48 PM
I sit to pee at home if it's at home.

makes it easier to read shit on the phone.
(Image removed from quote.)

How long are you pissing bro?
why do you care how long I piss?

What a bizarre thing for some of yall to make your masculinity stand on. How people choose to rid waste from their bodies? Who cares

Say what you want, use as many smileys as you want, but "why you care for?!

" is textbook getting under your skin.

Don't worry Esch, you still my nicca but this is filed and understood

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** February 13, 2015, 10:18:56 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on February 13, 2015, 12:43:56 AM

lately ITT men act like women yet demand respect. Silly.

If you sit and pee you ain't nothing but a tenderloin

You're ass is going down ... as soon as I stand up and squat-shake.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #84 on:** February 13, 2015, 11:15:09 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 09:25:19 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 13, 2015, 04:46:58 AM
but srs esch for how long are you pissing? I have a couple chapters in my bore slash to fill out

I drink a lot of tea/water so my 1's are long, frequent, and crystal clear

Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #85 on:** February 13, 2015, 11:44:17 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 11:37:38 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 11:15:09 AM
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.

you drink mike's hard lemonade and lost your virginity at age 22.

Each with that pre-lunch either....

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #86 on:** February 13, 2015, 11:50:39 AM »

I was considering doing something about PD just acting hard to get close enough to peep AiA's goods, but Esch already went in

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CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #87 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:04:50 PM »

Kissin a cat is so unsanitary -- I'm white and I don't even do that shit

Kara · « **Reply #88 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:58:30 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 12:00:56 PM

aye aye aye, if say, A_I_A wants to shit on me for not being manly, sure. dude played NFL, is from compton, is a family man, self made. sure. that's a man's man.

I'm not having any of that from a guy who started drinking beer in 2014, kisses his cats, has preferences on male porn stars, tells people they 'missed out' on World of Warcraft, and stans Downtown Abbey. Nothing personal, just gotta inject some perspective into things.

(Image removed from quote.)

PD fucks 19 year olds, and--how to phrase this diplomatically--given the way the incident closed in his last such dalliance, I believe them to be something above "Looking for: Whatever I can get."

Kara · « **Reply #89 on:** February 13, 2015, 12:59:09 PM »

Ugh, standing up for a masculinity arbiter, this must've been what it felt like to participate in popular fronts.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #90 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:20:44 PM »

I don't understand your guys' beef, Esch + Vularai, seems arbitrary. There's room for both you here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #91 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:25:54 PM »

Well this thread has turned into a pissing contest and I can't look.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #92 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:33:24 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 13, 2015, 01:25:54 PM

Well this thread has turned into a pissing contest and I can't look.

Classic Arvie pun-ishment

Brehvolution · « **Reply #93 on:** February 13, 2015, 01:53:40 PM »

I'm sure there are far more posters who've stayed because of you than have left.

StealthFan · « **Reply #94 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:24:24 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #95 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 11:37:38 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 11:15:09 AM
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.

you drink mike's hard lemonade and lost your virginity at age 22.

I'm about that Angry Orchard hard cider life now.

but you definitely catching feelings bruh. We're trying to help you fam.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #96 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:43:35 PM »

You could've flipped it on him by saying at least you stand up to piss it out

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #97 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:46:31 PM »

if you really cared about me you would have PM'd that hot line to me so I could use it in a few minutes

#notallstanders

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #98 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:46:54 PM »

Yo, arbitrary pissing habits aside, that would have been funny

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #99 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:01:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 02:46:31 PM

if you really cared about me you would have PM'd that hot line to me so I could use it in a few minutes

#notallstanders

Thought you had it breh, you're usually on point with the quips

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #100 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:07:48 PM »

You guys cracking me up over here. Peeps actually think esch and PD are heated? These dudes are god tier trolls...lmao

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #101 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:14:51 PM »

Ya the only reason PD gets heated is from his body fighting off the chlamydia.

mormapope · « **Reply #102 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:21:38 PM »

Real men jack off while taking a shit.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #103 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:24:54 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on February 13, 2015, 03:21:38 PM

Real men jack off while taking a shit.

Real men jack off THEN take a shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #104 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:27:16 PM »

There Am goes again, taking the traditional macho jerk-shit order and saying all men have to conform that stereotype.

demi · « **Reply #105 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:28:48 PM »

I usually make sure both pipes are clean before performing my duties.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #106 on:** February 13, 2015, 04:20:20 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 13, 2015, 03:27:16 PM

There Am goes again, taking the traditional macho jerk-shit order and saying all men have to conform that stereotype.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #107 on:** February 13, 2015, 04:54:12 PM »

I got to be honest, I don't understand Obama's emotions half the time in pictures. He has an awkward face for still images. Unlike Esch, who has a good face.

Kara · « **Reply #108 on:** February 13, 2015, 06:52:18 PM »

How politely saying PD probably wasn't sleeping with someone who was desperate was misconstrued as an attack on Esch is beyond me.

Kara · « **Reply #109 on:** February 13, 2015, 06:58:00 PM »

No worries duder.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #110 on:** February 13, 2015, 07:30:03 PM »

Yall don't understand that that Esch and myself have a unique relationship, much like the United States and Israel.

fizzel · « **Reply #111 on:** February 13, 2015, 07:34:02 PM »

Bit of a tangent here, but you guys remember that god awful toilet paper that they had in school? It was like fucking baking tray paper with a waxy feel and cut your arsehole to ribbons. I'm amazed I didn't go home with shit smeared all up my back.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #112 on:** February 13, 2015, 08:17:10 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on February 13, 2015, 12:51:02 AM

You a big boy? Got that heat? Send me PM's. We're just straight dudes, breh.

He can send me that heat as well. Not straight, breh.

Show me that big dick, Anonymous.

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 11:37:38 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 11:15:09 AM
Even if they're long I'm going to estimate the time is less than 90 seconds. Why sit down and threaten your manhood for such a brief event.

you drink mike's hard lemonade and lost your virginity at age 22.

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24 but then again that's anal. Other sex acts before 15. $:-\$

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Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 12:00:56 PM

I'm not having any of that from a guy who started drinking beer in 2014, kisses his cats, has preferences on male porn stars, tells people they 'missed out' on World of Warcraft, and stans Downtown Abbey. Nothing personal, just gotta inject some perspective into things.

It's like PD is gay is what you're trying to tell us.

(Seriously though, PD: Mike's Hard?

)

Quote from: fizzel on February 13, 2015, 07:34:02 PM

Bit of a tangent here, but you guys remember that god awful toilet paper that they had in school? It was like fucking baking tray paper with a waxy feel and cut your arsehole to ribbons. I'm amazed I didn't go home with shit smeared all up my back.

It's why I never shit in public toliets.

Kara · « **Reply #113 on:** February 13, 2015, 09:18:00 PM »

When you go to a social gathering and your host(s) provide nothing but beer and alcopops.

In situations like that I might as well draw and drink my own blood--I know the ABV will be higher and I bet consuming your own blood is calorie neutral.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #114 on:** February 13, 2015, 09:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on February 13, 2015, 09:18:00 PM

When you go to a social gathering and your host(s) provide nothing but beer and alcopops.

In situations like that I might as well draw and drink my own blood--I know the ABV will be higher and I bet consuming your own blood is calorie neutral.

I don't mind either of those. But no softdrinks, really? What they expect everyone to be walking?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #115 on:** February 14, 2015, 02:38:13 AM »

not only did a thread about gawking at pissing dicks tear esch and kara apart, it brought them back together, too.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #116 on:** February 14, 2015, 03:00:10 AM »

A thread about looking at dicks and only one Uncle Phil emoticon (not even used in the right context!) ??

You sonsofbitches have let the bore down.

kick51 · « **Reply #117 on:** February 14, 2015, 09:05:52 AM »

its valentines day, so the rule can be broken today

Yeti · « **Reply #118 on:** February 14, 2015, 10:50:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2015, 07:37:26 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2015, 07:30:03 PM
Yall don't understand that that Esch and myself have a unique relationship, much like the United States and Israel.

I'd like to think we'd make one of the GOAT sitcoms, or at the very least a good biracial cop movie.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #119 on:** February 14, 2015, 11:57:48 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on February 14, 2015, 03:00:10 AM

A thread about looking at dicks and only one Uncle Phil emoticon (not even used in the right context!) ??

You sonsofbitches have let the bore down.

Well, Am_I_Anonymous isn't going to provide. If he did, I'd totally

for you.

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Author Topic: Cultural Rule of the Day: Don't gawk at dicks in the urinal. (Read 11160 times)