If you are over 21 and do not own a suit you fail at life.

[nudemacusers]

I've got a black suit and a gray pinstripe suit. Was actually talking with my wife last night about getting a new slim cut suit for a wedding we have to go to in Spain this summer.

Mac... I was thinking maybe blue, but then saw a cool light gray one. Thoughts?

light gray suit, blue tattersall shirt, cognac shoes*

*i would also suggest white shoes but that's probably over the top   

Nice. I really wanted to go light gray but wasn't sure if I was right with my choice. Don't want to be that "unfashionable American cousin" who comes in the wrong suit to a traditional Spanish wedding. I've already got some Banana Republic cognac shoes, so that's perfect.

Tie? No tie? I like ties, but would be ok if I don't wear one.

if the dress code is casual, skip it, you'll look stylish but not 'dressed up'. there's a certain elegance in wearing a suit without a tie, I feel.

[Mr. Gundam]

I've got a black suit and a gray pinstripe suit. Was actually talking with my wife last night about getting a new slim cut suit for a wedding we have to go to in Spain this summer.

Mac... I was thinking maybe blue, but then saw a cool light gray one. Thoughts?

light gray suit, blue tattersall shirt, cognac shoes*

*i would also suggest white shoes but that's probably over the top   

Nice. I really wanted to go light gray but wasn't sure if I was right with my choice. Don't want to be that "unfashionable American cousin" who comes in the wrong suit to a traditional Spanish wedding. I've already got some Banana Republic cognac shoes, so that's perfect.

Tie? No tie? I like ties, but would be ok if I don't wear one.

if the dress code is casual, skip it, you'll look stylish but not 'dressed up'. there's a certain elegance in wearing a suit without a tie, I feel.

It's a traditional Spanish wedding party that goes all night (like starts at 9pm and goes until 5am). I think it's pretty formal. I should probably ask my cousin's wife.

It's in late June right on the Mediterranean, so I figured a lighter color would be good.

[Kara]

I don't wear 'em as much as I should, but I'm enjoying having an excuse to buy new ones every three months or so.

[seagrams hotsauce]

lol you can never ever ever ever smoke my weed

That's alright, I got my own. And who the fuck wants to go to Kentucky anyway? You fucking hillbillies came up here for the NCAA tourney and proceeded to get your shit kicked in everywhere you went. Well played.

the south :

college sports :

stop smoking sherm

[Am_I_Anonymous]

lol you can never ever ever ever smoke my weed

That's alright, I got my own. And who the fuck wants to go to Kentucky anyway? You fucking hillbillies came up here for the NCAA tourney and proceeded to get your shit kicked in everywhere you went. Well played.

the south :

college sports :

stop smoking sherm

Yeah your state kinda likes basketball...well the non fuckboys do at least.

[seagrams hotsauce]

my state is also like 500 miles above the mason dixon smartypants

[nudemacusers]

i just can't find the one i really want anywhere

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italy got you covered brah

I've got a black suit and a gray pinstripe suit. Was actually talking with my wife last night about getting a new slim cut suit for a wedding we have to go to in Spain this summer.

Mac... I was thinking maybe blue, but then saw a cool light gray one. Thoughts?

light gray suit, blue tattersall shirt, cognac shoes*

*i would also suggest white shoes but that's probably over the top   

Nice. I really wanted to go light gray but wasn't sure if I was right with my choice. Don't want to be that "unfashionable American cousin" who comes in the wrong suit to a traditional Spanish wedding. I've already got some Banana Republic cognac shoes, so that's perfect.

Tie? No tie? I like ties, but would be ok if I don't wear one.

if the dress code is casual, skip it, you'll look stylish but not 'dressed up'. there's a certain elegance in wearing a suit without a tie, I feel.

It's a traditional Spanish wedding party that goes all night (like starts at 9pm and goes until 5am). I think it's pretty formal. I should probably ask my cousin's wife.

It's in late June right on the Mediterranean, so I figured a lighter color would be good.

ah; wear a tie to the ceremony, toss it at the reception. win-win

[seagrams hotsauce]

also college hoops fans are generally the definition of fuckboys

[Am_I_Anonymous]

my state is also like 500 miles above the mason dixon smartypants

Yeah don't pull that shit with me sir. I've been to Kentucky and all I know is your McCoys fought for them slavers breh.

Well that and:

1) The weed is spectacular
2) There are some hot women
3) You don't want to be anywhere where you can't see the Ohio river

I do want to go to the derby someday though but half the people say it's awesome and the other half say it's total shit.

[Kara]

Mac you should get into cycling, so much overpriced, hilarious looking Italian clothing.

[seagrams hotsauce]

where are you getting this kentucky shit

[Am_I_Anonymous]

where are you getting this kentucky shit

Did a lot of work with the Bowlin construction group (http://www.bowlingroup.com) for all the plants down there. Been to a lot of places there.

Y'all smoke in your bars   


http://www.hofbrauhausnewport.com/   

[seagrams hotsauce]

no i mean why do you keep accusing me of being from kentucky

the furthest south i've ever been is literally philadelphia

[seagrams hotsauce]

and why is smoking in bars a bad thing? that seems rad to me

[Am_I_Anonymous]

no i mean why do you keep accusing me of being from kentucky

the furthest south i've ever been is literally philadelphia

I think I have you confused with somebody else lol.

[seagrams hotsauce]

man, you can't even be judgemental accurately! get it together, aia!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

man, you can't even be judgemental accurately! get it together, aia!

[nudemacusers]

and why is smoking in bars a bad thing? that seems rad to me

smoking in bars

bars that reek of smoke to the point where your eyes sting when you open the door

[seagrams hotsauce]

the furthest south i've ever been is literally philadelphia

I know I know. I've been meaning to take a trip to nola and atlanta for years but I've just never gotten around to it
Now that I think about it I did go to baltimore for a couple days in high school, but that barely counts.

[Mr. Gundam]

and why is smoking in bars a bad thing? that seems rad to me

Cause I don't want to smell like shitty cigarette smoke.

[nudemacusers]

st louis sound cool but i just can't shake the impression that it's full of assholes

[Mr. Gundam]

st louis sound cool but i just can't shake the impression that it's full of assholes

How is that different from any big city?

[nudemacusers]

i'm just taking shots at esch

[jakefromstatefarm]

Fellow black brothers, please make sure you're not rocking suits like this.

http://choppasuits.tumblr.com/ 

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tmac-with-a-chopper-suit.165453/

[jakefromstatefarm]

New Orleans is the only American city I'd give a shit about visiting

[seagrams hotsauce]

My bff has family in STL and we've been planning on making a trip out there for a while, and I know a grip of people in Nola so those are both on the agenda. I'll probably get to atl eventually though since I don't know anyone there I'd probably do some more homework on sights to see before I go. I wanna hit up magic city but it's tough to find someone in my circle of friends who'd be game.

[Kara]

New Orleans is the only American city I'd give a shit about visiting

Portland is worth a week of doing fuck all imo.

[nudemacusers]

come to seattle and meet all your favorite borians

[Steve Contra]

Wearing a suit in my business instantly pegs you as a douchebag.  That said I own one for weddings and shit, but nothing beyond that.

[nudemacusers]

what about a jaunty sportcoat and trouser combo?

[T234]

I don't own a suit and make more money than anybody in this thread not named Cruncheon. I also make my own hours and call my own shots.


   

[king of the internet]

Can you really fail if you don't try? 

[Steve Contra]

No, jackets out.

[Rufus]

Can you really fail if you don't try? 

Sure, fail at trying.

[king of the internet]

Can you really fail if you don't try? 

Sure, fail at trying.

Or succeeding at not trying.   

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I don't own a suit and make more money than anybody in this thread not named Cruncheon. I also make my own hours and call my own shots.


   

 Rule #1) Everybody on the Internet is worth 5 bazillion dollars and has 25 girlfriends.

[Van Cruncheon]

t234's real, breh. he's this forum's hillbilly balla bad ass.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

t234's real, breh. he's this forum's hillbilly balla bad ass.

I was just being sarcastic. I'm happy for him.

[Van Cruncheon]

is "hillballer" a claimed portmanteau? cuz if not, i want it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

is "hillballer" a claimed portmanteau? cuz if not, i want it.

Bone it like you own it bro. I like the way that glides off the tongue.

[recursivelyenumerable]

If STL has faults its;

- Really not fun at all till you're like 22

aka when I left

[T234]

Cleared $43,000 since the start of the new year. And I've been slacking.

Just insulted a little by the insinuation that I'm worthless because I don't own a suit is all. Maybe I need to smoke some of my Private Reserve with you so as for you to understand just who it is you're talking to. You would smell it long before hearing my footsteps.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Cleared $43,000 since the start of the new year. And I've been slacking.

Just insulted a little by the insinuation that I'm worthless because I don't own a suit is all. Maybe I need to smoke some of my Private Reserve with you so as for you to understand just who it is you're talking to. You would smell it long before hearing my footsteps.

Bro I'm not trying to be a dick but in my travels in life I've had some of the best ish out there.

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[Madrun Badrun]

and why is smoking in bars a bad thing? that seems rad to me

Cause I don't want to smell like shitty cigarette smoke.

I don't even want to go to bars.  I just like limiting others freedoms. 

[Kara]

I don't own a suit and make more money than anybody in this thread not named Cruncheon. I also make my own hours and call my own shots.


   

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 Rule #1) Everybody on the Internet is worth 5 bazillion dollars and has 25 girlfriends.

I regularly encounter seven figure no-show jobs (public employee unions smh), if you work for six it's great for you but not going to impress me.

[Kara]

I still love ya, t!

[nudemacusers]

i once breathed the same air as a billionaire. get on my level

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I don't own a suit and make more money than anybody in this thread not named Cruncheon. I also make my own hours and call my own shots.


   

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 Rule #1) Everybody on the Internet is worth 5 bazillion dollars and has 25 girlfriends.

I regularly encounter seven figure no-show jobs (public employee unions smh), if you work for six it's great for you but not going to impress me.

And I know a shit ton of 6 figure clockers that invest like motherfuckers and retire at 45. Old school money is always ripe for the picking...it's them new breed millionaires that'll have you thanking them for dry fucking you.
 
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[Kara]

One of my friends in high school was the child of a large PC manufacturer's CEO in the dot-com era. Good times.

[Supermanisdead]

the only time i wore a suit was when i went to an alicia keys concert. i really wanted to impress her.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

One of my friends in high school was the child of a large PC manufacturer's CEO in the dot-com era. Good times.

I went to college with the son of one of the dudes (idk if he did it himself or nah) behind Intuit Tax software. shout out to all my bore beancounters

Speaking of 6 figures stop fucking reminding me the 15th is looming.


Ha ha kidding I already filed for an extension.

[Kara]

One of my friends in high school was the child of a large PC manufacturer's CEO in the dot-com era. Good times.

I went to college with the son of one of the dudes (idk if he did it himself or nah) behind Intuit Tax software. shout out to all my bore beancounters

TurboTax, ProSeries, or Lacerte? The answer to this question is very important.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

One of my friends in high school was the child of a large PC manufacturer's CEO in the dot-com era. Good times.

I went to college with the son of one of the dudes (idk if he did it himself or nah) behind Intuit Tax software. shout out to all my bore beancounters

TurboTax, ProSeries, or Lacerte? The answer to this question is very important.

TurboTax

[Kara]

TurboTax, ProSeries, or Lacerte? The answer to this question is very important.

Lacerte.

can I touch ur hair

[Am_I_Anonymous]

TurboTax, ProSeries, or Lacerte? The answer to this question is very important.

Lacerte.

can I touch ur hair

He was a really nice kid too. Basically just wanted to smoke ganj and play JRPGs.

Isn't that what all scions aspire to?

Actually yeah. I was friends with a relative of Sam Zell in college. That's all he did. Pressure's kinda off when your name is on the walls of 1/2 of the campus.

[nudemacusers]

lol i knew a (gay!) trust fund kid in college, friend of a friend. nice friendly dude, didn't really wave it in your face but it was the kind of thing where if you look closely you can see the money everywhere... don't know how loaded he was, but he drove a different beemer every time I saw him and apparently his entire college tuition was covered the moment he set foot on campus. was kinda funny, he just chilled, drank margaritas, and banged twinks 


sadly i was not gay cuz i would have let him put it in me for shopping trips

[T234]

I still love ya, t!

Was just responding to the claim that I have failed at life because I don't own a suit. And the guys in my line of work who reside in your neck of the woods make me look like an Economic Girly-Man Total, Kara. I do damn well for a man who lives in a town of 3,000ish though!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I still love ya, t!

Was just responding to the claim that I have failed at life because I don't own a suit. And the guys in my line of work who reside in your neck of the woods make me look like an Economic Girly-Man Total, Kara. I do damn well for a man who lives in a town of 3,000ish though!

A good percentage my posts should not be taken literally as much as "OH AiA is cranky again" bro.

Congrats on your success here's to much more

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Bring me some AK already

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No wait white or silver pearl

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But none of that bunk ass lemon whatever it's called

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I ♡ Green

[thisismyusername]

Just wanted to point that out.

Thinking I don't already know that and contemplate crossing the road instead of going down the street daily.

lol i knew a (gay!) trust fund kid in college, friend of a friend. nice friendly dude, didn't really wave it in your face but it was the kind of thing where if you look closely you can see the money everywhere... don't know how loaded he was, but he drove a different beemer every time I saw him and apparently his entire college tuition was covered the moment he set foot on campus. was kinda funny, he just chilled, drank margaritas, and banged twinks 

brb killing myself for real.

sadly i was not gay cuz i would have let him put it in me for shopping trips

Should've anyway. Never heard the term "sugar daddy?"

[nudemacusers]

I draw the line at hand stuff and maybe some mouth teasing if you throw a jackson at me during.