minor inconveniences that are not struggles

[Brehvolution]

Whoever popularized the rubberized coating on electronics that turns tacky after a while needs to get shot in the face.

They get worse over time. Dell server power supplies have an orange grommet that does this. You reach in there to disconnect the power chord and have a good chance to brush up on that gooey mess. 

[tiesto]

Homeowner's Association at my townhome complex is forcing some stupid "replace the curb with belgian blocks" and all the units will have to contribute $3000 each. For the most pointless "upgrade". I live in a neighborhood filled with rich white and asian boomers so I doubt there will be much protest...

[El Babua]

Bought Pillars of Eternity Complete for $30 off GOG cause it was on sale.

Mad cause I could have gotten it for $12 if I signed up first and used their "Welcome" deal.

[Mupepe]

Homeowner's Association at my townhome complex is forcing some stupid "replace the curb with belgian blocks" and all the units will have to contribute $3000 each. For the most pointless "upgrade". I live in a neighborhood filled with rich white and asian boomers so I doubt there will be much protest...

Mine is going in the opposite direction.  They tore down our brick walls along our main road due to maintenance costs and replaced it with unpainted, wooden fencing.  Looks like absolute garbage and I'm still paying the same amount monthly?  Although they built a fucking tennis court that no one fucking uses.  I saw people playing baseball in it once.

[Raist]

Thanks guys, I could go for Screwdrivers, Greyhounds and Whiskey Sours I guess. I like some fruit flavor in my mixed drinks since I don't really like the taste of plain alcohol.

My favorite drink is a Brandy Crusta, but apparently no one makes those so that's why I was looking for an Old-Fashioned. Also really like French 75s and Grasshoppers are fucking delish even though they're just mint milkshakes.

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Any bar should theoretically be able to do a Tequila Sunrise.

[agrajag]

Any drinks made with gin

 

[shosta]

I missed Sorry to Bother You in theaters
 

Hanging out with my boss after she gets off work and I don't know what to do! She's never been to a bar before (?!) but I don't want to pop her cherry ( ) until it's the weekend and the bars are crazy. That movie I wanted to see isn't in theaters anymore. Fuuuuuuck

[Tasty]

My sister's car got towed while we were in Vegas.

[Bebpo]

 :'( to the last two posts

[agrajag]

How cool are you with your boss?

[shosta]

Getting to "good friend" status. She didn't want to hang out with me because her husband gets jealous but I whittled her down. She's the only person at work that's about my age so I'm pretty invested in making this work

[agrajag]

Shosta the home wrecker

 

[shosta]

Excuse you, I'm waiting till the marriage falls apart under the weight of its own problems because she married last year at 21 and they're not having sex right now for reasons she won't explain

[Raist]

Maybe she's pregnant, you monster.

[agrajag]

Yes, and I'm sure you won't be extracting information about her about her failing marriage as you order her one daiquiry after another. 

[shosta]

Yes, and I'm sure you won't be extracting information about her about her failing marriage as you order her one daiquiry after another. 

Now hold on, I didn't say I didn't like juicy, juicy gossip and personal details.

This is the trifecta of fukery my friend.

[toku]

i trust shosta to do the righteous thing

[Kara]

The mezcal of paramours.

[Tasty]

The mezcal of paramours.

[Mupepe]

I also trust Shostakovich to do the right thing. Nail her silly dude. When you’re fucking dirty talk and tell her that she belongs to you, not her husband and then pull her fucking hair.

[Joe Molotov]

tell her she's married to a giant dad

[Mupepe]

Or a wank dad

[Joe Molotov]

that's too far

[Mupepe]

That’s what she said

[shosta]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

[agrajag]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

aww Shosta

[toku]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

no

[TVC15]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

Get and read this with your free time. Now that I see the end coming, I want to pass on the things that made me who I am to the next generation. The Kindle version is 99 cents and this is one of my favorite books.

https://www.amazon.com/Against-Nature-Rebours-Penguin-Classics/dp/0140447636/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1533779271&sr=8-1&keywords=against+nature+by+joris-karl+huysmans

[agrajag]

Wait, when did you start drinking again? I thought you were a recovering alchy

[shosta]

no

you're right, toku, sorry

[TVC15]

Didn't you just post about finishing sobriety school or some shit

He didn’t do that because he wanted to.

[Corporal]

Meh, my minor inconveniences involve websites coded by dickheaded monkeys

and newsletters which can't be unsubscribed from cuz an admin has been an idort

.

That's completely banal in comparison. I'm leading such a boring, small-fry life. Well, I am a boring, small-fry person. Checks out I guess. 

[EVOL]

Being special and unhappy

 

Being mediocre and happy

 

[shosta]

I don't want to go to work today!!!
 

[Huff]

Getting dragged to an early Saturday morning spin class

Duck me

[shosta]

work is bullshit

all work

[Mupepe]

Working some booty isn’t bullshit

[Bebpo]

I just swam a ton of laps and was hurting for some electrolytes, so I grabbed a Gatorade I probably opened a month or two ago from the fridge and drank it. Looked it up for how long refrigerated Gatorade last once opened and the suggested use date is 3-5 days.

Probably gonna die now. It’s been fun here

[Propagandhim]

I just swam a ton of laps and was hurting for some electrolytes, so I grabbed a Gatorade I probably opened a month or two ago from the fridge and drank it. Looked it up for how long refrigerated Gatorade last once opened and the suggested use date is 3-5 days.

Probably gonna die now. It’s been fun here

its sugar and water. 











you're dead

[SmokyDave]

I wanted to post ‘Sex Pistols - My Way’ in the thread about covers that are better than the originals, but it keeps crashing my browser. Can’t be arsed to go all the way to the PC, so I am defeated

[Tasty]

bebpo-sempai swims too?

[Tasty]

I can finally start putting together Free!: The Bore Edition

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Suck it Kara's Yaoipedal!

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[Kara]

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Yaoipedal!

[close]

[Tasty]

I almost went with Yaoipedo but thought that might have been too much.

[Madrun Badrun]

Slowly unpacking shirts from my fat drawer 

[Atramental]

I'm already wearing my fat jeans. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

[Tasty]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

[Mupepe]

MDS - Massive Dick Syndrome

[Atramental]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

I’ve done it as well.

Jeans can only handle so much fupa. 

[Kara]

You know jeans come in different cuts, right?

[Madrun Badrun]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

I walk a ton, so thigh rubbing.  Also, my penis will not be contained. 

[Tasty]

Pics or it didn't happen

[agrajag]

Careful, don't start a fire bro

[Tasty]

"Dad, I don't like running. The sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears."

[chronovore]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

I walk a ton, so thigh rubbing.  Also, my penis will not be contained.

I just repaired three pairs of pants which had blown out thighs on the inseam.

[Madrun Badrun]

In a depressive cycle again and just waisted 3 days I don't have due to a deadline in sept.  All I want to do is sleep and watch tv. 
Like i know i can solve it with a few things - eat good, work out for like 5 mins, stretch and go to the office - but fuck that's hard. 

[Atramental]

@Dandy

https://www.stickk.com/

I'd give this site a try if you're having trouble with motivation.

It's actually working out pretty great between my brother and myself. I have to draw 1 thing and he has to write 2000+ words for a novel he's working on each week.

So far we've been sticking with our goals since loosing $75 a week would kinda suck. 

edit: you'd basically be turning your depression into anxiety about losing money you can't afford to lose. heh. 

[Reb]

In a depressive cycle again and just waisted 3 days I don't have due to a deadline in sept.  All I want to do is sleep and watch tv. 
Like i know i can solve it with a few things - eat good, work out for like 5 mins, stretch and go to the office - but fuck that's hard. 

Same here, I've been staring at the internet all day (week), while 20 priorities are piling up.
Ranging from "It only takes 5 minutes" to "if you wait any longer this whole project will slide months into the future and you will have to explain how that happened".

[agrajag]

@Dandy

https://www.stickk.com/

I'd give this site a try if you're having trouble with motivation.

It's actually working out pretty great between my brother and myself. I have to draw 1 thing and he has to write 2000+ words for a novel he's working on each week.

So far we've been sticking with our goals since loosing $75 a week would kinda suck. 

edit: you'd basically be turning your depression into anxiety about losing money you can't afford to lose. heh. 

lol da fuck?

sounds like some findom shit