minor inconveniences that are not struggles

[Tasty]

The mezcal of paramours.

[Mupepe]

I also trust Shostakovich to do the right thing. Nail her silly dude. When you’re fucking dirty talk and tell her that she belongs to you, not her husband and then pull her fucking hair.

[Joe Molotov]

tell her she's married to a giant dad

[Mupepe]

Or a wank dad

[Joe Molotov]

that's too far

[Mupepe]

That’s what she said

[shosta]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

[agrajag]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

aww Shosta

[toku]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

no

[TVC15]

She cancelled, so I'm drinking until I pass out

Get and read this with your free time. Now that I see the end coming, I want to pass on the things that made me who I am to the next generation. The Kindle version is 99 cents and this is one of my favorite books.

https://www.amazon.com/Against-Nature-Rebours-Penguin-Classics/dp/0140447636/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1533779271&sr=8-1&keywords=against+nature+by+joris-karl+huysmans

[agrajag]

Wait, when did you start drinking again? I thought you were a recovering alchy

[shosta]

no

you're right, toku, sorry

[Stro]

Didn't you just post about finishing sobriety school or some shit

[TVC15]

Didn't you just post about finishing sobriety school or some shit

He didn’t do that because he wanted to.

[Corporal]

Meh, my minor inconveniences involve websites coded by dickheaded monkeys

and newsletters which can't be unsubscribed from cuz an admin has been an idort

.

That's completely banal in comparison. I'm leading such a boring, small-fry life. Well, I am a boring, small-fry person. Checks out I guess. 

[EVOL]

Being special and unhappy

 

Being mediocre and happy

 

[shosta]

I don't want to go to work today!!!
 

[Stro]

My USB bluray drive has stopped reading discs, which means I can no longer rip blurays from my library

[Huff]

Getting dragged to an early Saturday morning spin class

Duck me

[shosta]

work is bullshit

all work

[Mupepe]

Working some booty isn’t bullshit

[Bebpo]

I just swam a ton of laps and was hurting for some electrolytes, so I grabbed a Gatorade I probably opened a month or two ago from the fridge and drank it. Looked it up for how long refrigerated Gatorade last once opened and the suggested use date is 3-5 days.

Probably gonna die now. It’s been fun here

[Propagandhim]

I just swam a ton of laps and was hurting for some electrolytes, so I grabbed a Gatorade I probably opened a month or two ago from the fridge and drank it. Looked it up for how long refrigerated Gatorade last once opened and the suggested use date is 3-5 days.

Probably gonna die now. It’s been fun here

its sugar and water. 











you're dead

[SmokyDave]

I wanted to post ‘Sex Pistols - My Way’ in the thread about covers that are better than the originals, but it keeps crashing my browser. Can’t be arsed to go all the way to the PC, so I am defeated

[Tasty]

bebpo-sempai swims too?

[Tasty]

I can finally start putting together Free!: The Bore Edition

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Suck it Kara's Yaoipedal!

[close]

[Kara]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yaoipedal!

[close]

[Tasty]

I almost went with Yaoipedo but thought that might have been too much.

[Madrun Badrun]

Slowly unpacking shirts from my fat drawer 

[Atramental]

I'm already wearing my fat jeans. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

[Tasty]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

[Mupepe]

MDS - Massive Dick Syndrome

[Atramental]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

I’ve done it as well.

Jeans can only handle so much fupa. 

[Kara]

You know jeans come in different cuts, right?

[Madrun Badrun]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

I walk a ton, so thigh rubbing.  Also, my penis will not be contained. 

[Tasty]

Pics or it didn't happen

[agrajag]

Careful, don't start a fire bro

[Tasty]

"Dad, I don't like running. The sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears."

[chronovore]

I promised myself not to buy new jeans until I lost weight.  I have since blown the crotch out of my last two pairs of jeans and one pair of chinos.  I figure if I have crotch holes in all my pants, then I can't leave the house and can just eat myself to death on delivery.   

The fuck is going on with your crotch that you blow out three pairs of pants

I walk a ton, so thigh rubbing.  Also, my penis will not be contained.

I just repaired three pairs of pants which had blown out thighs on the inseam.

[Madrun Badrun]

In a depressive cycle again and just waisted 3 days I don't have due to a deadline in sept.  All I want to do is sleep and watch tv. 
Like i know i can solve it with a few things - eat good, work out for like 5 mins, stretch and go to the office - but fuck that's hard. 

[Atramental]

@Dandy

https://www.stickk.com/

I'd give this site a try if you're having trouble with motivation.

It's actually working out pretty great between my brother and myself. I have to draw 1 thing and he has to write 2000+ words for a novel he's working on each week.

So far we've been sticking with our goals since loosing $75 a week would kinda suck. 

edit: you'd basically be turning your depression into anxiety about losing money you can't afford to lose. heh. 

[Reb]

In a depressive cycle again and just waisted 3 days I don't have due to a deadline in sept.  All I want to do is sleep and watch tv. 
Like i know i can solve it with a few things - eat good, work out for like 5 mins, stretch and go to the office - but fuck that's hard. 

Same here, I've been staring at the internet all day (week), while 20 priorities are piling up.
Ranging from "It only takes 5 minutes" to "if you wait any longer this whole project will slide months into the future and you will have to explain how that happened".

[Stro]

I had these really cheap bluetooth headphones I got for Christmas that I only ever saw at the check out of Walmart. Like $4, but they sounded good and lasted 8 straight months with daily useage before one side died out. So I go looking for them but can't find them, now they sell some other cheapo brand but they're $10 instead of $4, and they're buds instead of the other kind that are way more comfortable to wear for an hour or two at a time.

One day later they've died and I can't get the battery to recharge

[agrajag]

@Dandy

https://www.stickk.com/

I'd give this site a try if you're having trouble with motivation.

It's actually working out pretty great between my brother and myself. I have to draw 1 thing and he has to write 2000+ words for a novel he's working on each week.

So far we've been sticking with our goals since loosing $75 a week would kinda suck. 

edit: you'd basically be turning your depression into anxiety about losing money you can't afford to lose. heh. 

lol da fuck?

sounds like some findom shit

[I'm a Puppy!]

Getting dragged to an early Saturday morning spin class

Duck me

Oh I'll duck you good. I'll duck you right in the mouth!

[Huff]

Now I got "invited to" a community service/road clean up thing by the young professional bull my gf is involved in

I know an invite isn't so much an invite but a you better be there. I'm just slightly drunk from brunch and wondering how mad shell be if I don't go today

[shosta]

Yeah I don't know how to read that other than Huff's gf has a man toy? That's cool if true, just didn't know that's how their relationship is

[Kara]

Maybe it's like a Papal bull.

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe it's just an actual bull they have to clean up after.

[Madrun Badrun]

Maybe it's an actual bull, who dreamed of a better life off the farm, went to business school, graduated cum laude, but has always been held back by discrimination.  Along the way, this bull meets a girl.  A nice girl, but she has someone, so he decides he's going to try to impress her by hosting a socially conscious cleanup event, knowing that her day-drinking bf would never go for that sort of thing.   

[Madrun Badrun]

Oh fuck you Joe

[Madrun Badrun]

Seriously do you guys not know how long it takes me to spell check stuff?  Don't post when I'm viewing a thread and we could avoid these unpleasant situations. 

[Rufus]

The pro move is to post, then feverishly edit for the next five minutes. Will someone quote it before you're done? Experience the thrill.

[CatsCatsCats]

I think it’s like a “young professionals” group that does shit like.. volunteer clean ups

Totally reads like it’s about BBC

The pro move is to post, then feverishly edit for the next five minutes. Will someone quote it before you're done? Experience the thrill.

When you’re quick enough to avoid the edited tag

[Tasty]

When the President tweets about your place of work and it starts getting threats necessitating extra security measures

[Bebpo]

Shit night.
Was supposed to hang with a friend.

I've had polyps on my throat for years since a teen. Every few years they take a biopsy and it's benign. Basically every once and a while when I talk too much, too loud I get a sharp pain, lose my voice for a few secs until I drink water and my throat bleeds aka if I spit I spit up bright red blood.

When I had my bronchitis spot for 6 weeks a few months ago I had some bad, bad coughing in the middle and tore the fuck outta my throat, including the area around my vocal characters where my polyp is. Since then I've noticed it bleeding more often and worse.

Tonight after a long day talking at work on calls, was on a long 30min+ call talking and I tend to talk loud and my voice snapped and lost my voice, ended the call and went and spat a good 3-4 spits of solid blood before it cleared up. Was enough damage that got feverish hot and weak and tired, so had to call my plans off for the night with a friend and took some tylenol and just gonna go to bed. Throat feels sore and gooey like the injury is dripping salva or something a bit still.

I hadn't bothered to see an ENT about it since I've dealt with it for years and it's always been benign, but since I tore up my throat during the bronchitis I'm now feeling like I need to see my ENT to take a look and see if there's an issue. I have noticed that when I was in vegas at borecon and I'd have a strong alcohol drink my throat would burn like I've got open sores all down it. Same with when smoking [redacted] at bore-con, my throat set on fire at first like had sores on the throat. :|

I'm debating cancelling my Europe trip (haven't booked it yet) in case this is something serious and when I see the ENT (which will probably take a few weeks before I can get in), they might need to do an endoscopy ASAP and if there's something might need to address it ASAP, so being gone for 2 weeks in mid-september might be a bad idea :|

Who knows though, maybe they'll get me in on a cancel right away, be able to look real quick and tell me it's nothing serious that needs rushed surgery or anything and then I can still book my trip this weekend. Just don't know. Will call my ENT first thing tomorrow morning.

[Rufus]

The pro move is to post, then feverishly edit for the next five minutes. Will someone quote it before you're done? Experience the thrill.

When you’re quick enough to avoid the edited tag

[Bebpo]

Well, my throat's mostly healed about about 16 hours later but still taking it easy on talking. Was able to get an ENT appointment in about 1.5 weeks where they can take a look down my throat. Hopefully it's nothing big, just same old same old benign polyps stuff and I just gotta be more careful about over-using my vocal chords yelling at people all day, but hey that's what being a lawyer is all about 

[Madrun Badrun]

Reddit is down.  O God.