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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #120 on: May 30, 2015, 10:34:46 PM »
This game baffles me.

Forget the concept - Why are they dripping out content for months with so little to start with? Why are the maps on forced rotation on a realtime basis, making the pool seem even smaller?

How is there no online splitscreen? If it had that maybe I could play it with my wife or something instead of having no use for it at all.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #121 on: May 30, 2015, 10:40:32 PM »
Because Nintendo.

What Andy sees in this company, I'll never know.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #122 on: May 31, 2015, 12:23:43 AM »
so i'm assuming none of y'all wanna squad up and play? :tocry

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #123 on: May 31, 2015, 12:27:46 AM »
Because Nintendo.

What Andy sees in this company, I'll never know.

Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #124 on: May 31, 2015, 12:33:43 AM »
Because Nintendo.

What Andy sees in this company, I'll never know.

Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

You're still going to buy it, local or not. Don't front. :ufup

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #125 on: May 31, 2015, 01:15:26 AM »
so i'm assuming none of y'all wanna squad up and play? :tocry

I'll play with you, brother

Also I'm very glad that Andy is the poster boy ninthing instead of me now
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #126 on: May 31, 2015, 01:15:33 AM »
How is one on one "training mode?"

I dunno. That's just what I heard Battle Dojo is. Limited options or something.

"Limited options" describes the entire game.   :P

How is there no online splitscreen? If it had that maybe I could play it with my wife or something instead of having no use for it at all.

This is what I don't get as well.  Make it so that the second player has the same level/loadout as the first player if you have to, but this really should have had 2P online play.

so i'm assuming none of y'all wanna squad up and play? :tocry

Sure, give me your friend code.

And then we'll never see each other online and the messaging system sucks just like how it works for every other Nintendo console.   :-\
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #127 on: May 31, 2015, 01:41:18 AM »
Because Nintendo.

What Andy sees in this company, I'll never know.

Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

You're still going to buy it, local or not. Don't front. :ufup

Lol. I didn't buy that shite Hyrule Warriors or any Poke spinoffs, step off betch.


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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #128 on: May 31, 2015, 01:42:36 AM »

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« Reply #129 on: May 31, 2015, 01:43:17 AM »
Lol. I didn't buy that shite Hyrule Warriors

So you have shitty taste? 
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #130 on: May 31, 2015, 01:45:29 AM »
Lol. I didn't buy that shite Hyrule Warriors

So you have shitty taste? 
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I wouldn't expect a Musou stan to understand what quality is. :umad

Why don't you go buy some more Amiibo?  :patel

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #131 on: May 31, 2015, 01:49:20 AM »
Why don't you go buy some more Amiibo?  :patel

You mean you aren't doing that?

Huh. Guess you're coming out did make you a man. Now if you could just stop buying Nintendo...

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #132 on: May 31, 2015, 02:13:39 AM »
I wouldn't expect a Musou stan to understand what quality is. :umad

Still butthurt about the Vita being the "cooler" system, eh?   :pimp

Why don't you go buy some more Amiibo?  :patel

You mean you aren't doing that?

Huh. Guess you're coming out did make you a man. Now if you could just stop buying Nintendo...

What do you mean?  Andrex has always been the resident Nintentard who never actually buys anything from Nintendo around here.   
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #133 on: May 31, 2015, 02:46:03 AM »
Hell, I don't even really play games! I just bitch about them online. :pimp

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Nah Imma go and play MK8 some more, game is tite as fuk :lawd

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #134 on: May 31, 2015, 10:10:24 AM »
Enjoy your dropped connections, creepy fanart, and Amiibos, bork

Sounds like Mario Kart 8 to me! 
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #135 on: May 31, 2015, 10:46:24 AM »
Nintard fight!

We just have to wait for Bork to pin Andy under him. :phil

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #136 on: May 31, 2015, 10:57:57 AM »
Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

I never thought I'd say this...

but Andy has more sense than bork, BN, courage, and whoever else bought this piece of shit. All of you should feel like bad human beings, because you are. And bork, plz turn in your mod credentials at the front desk on the way out, and remember that if you can't make THREE cuts while committing seppuku that the dishonor will continue to stain your family name.
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #137 on: May 31, 2015, 11:28:27 AM »
speaking of amibos, is it true this game locks off a bunch of single player content if you don't have the toys? they talked about it on the giantbomb video.  I thought amibos were limited to skins and horse armor-tier dlc.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #138 on: May 31, 2015, 11:50:27 AM »
so i'm assuming none of y'all wanna squad up and play? :tocry
I think you mean "squid up and play"  :jawalrus

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #139 on: May 31, 2015, 12:05:40 PM »
I think they should have delayed this to get it polished up and have all the "DLC" ready to go on the disc for release.  Does releasing it in May versus August or September really even make a difference for Nintendo?
It annoys me to no end that Nintendo couldn't just wait, but no, let's launch the game with barebones content. :-\ I would get this game now, but I really don't want to feel burned out by playing the same 5 maps over and over.

speaking of amibos, is it true this game locks off a bunch of single player content if you don't have the toys? they talked about it on the giantbomb video.  I thought amibos were limited to skins and horse armor-tier dlc.
Apparently just a bunch of bonus missions of some sort and a few costumes I think?
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #140 on: May 31, 2015, 12:34:41 PM »
Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

I never thought I'd say this...

but Andy has more sense than bork, BN, courage, and whoever else bought this piece of shit. All of you should feel like bad human beings, because you are. And bork, plz turn in your mod credentials at the front desk on the way out, and remember that if you can't make THREE cuts while committing seppuku that the dishonor will continue to stain your family name.

I got it to take one for the team.  Suffering on the front lines so you don't have to!
 :nintendo
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #141 on: May 31, 2015, 12:37:01 PM »
speaking of amibos, is it true this game locks off a bunch of single player content if you don't have the toys? they talked about it on the giantbomb video.  I thought amibos were limited to skins and horse armor-tier dlc.

Yup.  Amiibos unlock extra missions and player customization stuff.  It's like DLC, only now you can't just buy it and use it instantly...gotta find the fucking things for sale somewhere and pay more for the plastic! 



EDIT: Amiibos came in the mail.  You get what looks like samurai armor and a special weapon for the boy and a schoolgirl outfit and sniper rifle-looking thing for the girl.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2015, 01:03:56 PM by bork laser »
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #142 on: May 31, 2015, 12:37:31 PM »
I never claimed I have sense when it comes to Nintendo games ffs

It's like sexual abuse.  If you experience it at a young age, it will haunt you for life
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #143 on: May 31, 2015, 01:22:55 PM »
I'll get this next week. Single player looks fun. Would be nice to play a WiiU game. Haven't played one since Bayonetta.

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« Reply #144 on: May 31, 2015, 01:23:38 PM »
a schoolgirl outfit [..] for the girl.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #145 on: May 31, 2015, 01:26:03 PM »
Well there probably is a correlation between anime avatar peeps and amibo purchasers

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #146 on: May 31, 2015, 01:30:40 PM »
Ask for friend codes in 2015 brehs.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #147 on: May 31, 2015, 01:47:08 PM »
Enjoy your dropped connections, creepy fanart, and Amiibos, bork

Sounds like Mario Kart 8 to me!

I've never had a dropped MK8 connection, what creepy fanart ???, and there isn't any MK8-specific Amiibo (yet) - and even if there were, I wouldn't buy them. So... ???


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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #148 on: May 31, 2015, 01:52:45 PM »
The only thing worse than a nintard, is a nintard trying really hard to be above thier past nintardness.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #149 on: May 31, 2015, 03:05:49 PM »
The only thing worse than a nintard, is a nintard trying really hard to be above thier past nintardness.

:ufup :umad
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #150 on: May 31, 2015, 03:29:15 PM »
All the creepy MK8 fanart I've seen spawned the moment the Animal Crossing DLC characters became available.

There's probably a good reason for that.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #151 on: May 31, 2015, 04:38:34 PM »
Yeah, there's some creepy fanart of everything, but how much gross Sanic art is out there? A disproportionate amount of that fandom is a bit depraved/insane.
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #152 on: May 31, 2015, 05:24:28 PM »
Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

I never thought I'd say this...

but Andy has more sense than bork, BN, courage, and whoever else bought this piece of shit. All of you should feel like bad human beings, because you are. And bork, plz turn in your mod credentials at the front desk on the way out, and remember that if you can't make THREE cuts while committing seppuku that the dishonor will continue to stain your family name.

I got it to take one for the team.  Suffering on the front lines so you don't have to!
 :nintendo

Yea you did bunch Aliens: Colonial Marines on release day   :heh

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #153 on: May 31, 2015, 06:23:48 PM »
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #154 on: May 31, 2015, 06:54:09 PM »
Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

I never thought I'd say this...

but Andy has more sense than bork, BN, courage, and whoever else bought this piece of shit. All of you should feel like bad human beings, because you are. And bork, plz turn in your mod credentials at the front desk on the way out, and remember that if you can't make THREE cuts while committing seppuku that the dishonor will continue to stain your family name.

I got it to take one for the team.  Suffering on the front lines so you don't have to!
 :nintendo

Yea you did bunch Aliens: Colonial Marines on release day   :heh

 :american

???
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #155 on: May 31, 2015, 07:05:51 PM »
Not buying until it's $20 and they add local multiplayer.

I never thought I'd say this...

but Andy has more sense than bork, BN, courage, and whoever else bought this piece of shit. All of you should feel like bad human beings, because you are. And bork, plz turn in your mod credentials at the front desk on the way out, and remember that if you can't make THREE cuts while committing seppuku that the dishonor will continue to stain your family name.

I got it to take one for the team.  Suffering on the front lines so you don't have to!
 :nintendo

Yea you did bunch Aliens: Colonial Marines on release day   :heh

 :american

???

or was it Rumbler?   :lol :lol :lol


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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #156 on: May 31, 2015, 07:06:09 PM »
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #158 on: May 31, 2015, 08:53:06 PM »
Tried an Amiibo.  The game tells me I need to spend some time playing the single player stuff first.  Play the first level -it's OK I guess- and go back to the Amiibo area.   27 single player levels popped up.   :o 

I'm only allowed to do the first challenge level.  OK, sure- I guess clear one level and the next one opens up, right?  NOPE.

The first "challenge level" is nothing more than the first stage of the game...using a different weapon.  Zero other changes-- and the weapon you're given is better than the default one you start with.  :zzz  LOL if all these Amiibo levels are nothing more than all the single player levels with that gun.  The campaign mode content is not exactly the kind of thing one would want to play through more than once.
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #160 on: June 02, 2015, 02:48:10 AM »


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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #161 on: June 02, 2015, 09:50:14 AM »
PD getting some mileage out of that gif...

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #162 on: June 02, 2015, 11:20:38 AM »
So after several long nights with the game, couple things:

- This game is incredibly unbalanced and who you're matched up with seems random as fuck.  Sure, put little ol' level 8 BrandNew with three level 3's, with the other team all level 20.  That happened to me at least 10 times.
- Two maps a day is fucking ridiculous.  After a while, the matches blend into each other when the map stays the same for four straight battles.  Memorable moments are few and far between when they're not adding any sort of variety to the mix.
- Maybe I'm missing something, but I haven't been able to launch to the middle of maps...its done from the initial spawn point, right?
- I still don't really understand how post-match ranking works.  I've often times had the most kills/splats out of my team, but I only get third a lot of times.  Is it based more on how much ground you cover?
- Single player feels like an afterthought.  To be expected.  Fun distraction though.

All that said, when you actually get to the nitty-gritty gameplay, its fun as fuck.  The squid-form-as-cover system is pretty brilliant and depending on how well you cover your terrain, you can introduce some pretty awesome strategy for flanking opponents.  What I've learned is painting walls is a highly underutilized tactic – people hardly look at the walls, so if you camp on a wall while opponents pass by, you can get right behind them and guerrila-fuck 'em.  Also a useful escape tactic.

Loving the guns, too.  Main gun with a roller back up has been my thing, but I know that a lot of people are using the sniper and getting to high ground.

Solid game, I think, but it could've cooked a bit more in the oven to get more content in by release.
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #163 on: June 02, 2015, 11:55:55 AM »
Is it based more on how much ground you cover?

Yes. KDR matters none here. Cover the world.

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #164 on: June 02, 2015, 12:39:21 PM »
hey bn

yer a kid now
yer a squid now

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #165 on: June 02, 2015, 12:54:13 PM »
hey bn

yer a kid now
yer a squid now

CAN YODA SQUID YODA

-OR-

YOU'RE KING ON A SWING



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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #166 on: June 02, 2015, 01:01:05 PM »
I am now hearing "YOU'RE A CAN YODA SQUID YODA KING ON A SWING"  :lol
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #167 on: June 02, 2015, 01:12:19 PM »
Can we make that Splatoon emoticon :andrex pls. :-*

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #168 on: June 02, 2015, 02:15:54 PM »
That doesn't even make sense :brazilcry

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #169 on: June 02, 2015, 04:24:18 PM »
wtf did I just watch
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #170 on: June 02, 2015, 08:15:40 PM »
That doesn't even make sense :brazilcry

Exactly like your Nintard posts. :hitler

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #171 on: June 02, 2015, 09:30:44 PM »
That doesn't even make sense :brazilcry

Exactly like your Nintard posts. :hitler

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #172 on: June 02, 2015, 10:17:24 PM »
wtf did I just watch

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #173 on: June 02, 2015, 10:23:30 PM »
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #175 on: June 03, 2015, 08:34:15 AM »
this thread made me retroactively hate every single Nintendo game
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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #176 on: June 03, 2015, 08:54:46 AM »
Based on the only screenshots that get shared for Splatoon, you could probably convince me that its just a glorified miiverse browser.

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« Reply #177 on: June 03, 2015, 10:32:52 AM »

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #178 on: June 03, 2015, 10:43:14 AM »
Isn't that Shinji's jizz hand?

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Re: Splatoon: Inkling Ink Bukkake Battle
« Reply #179 on: June 03, 2015, 11:32:11 AM »
Isn't that Shinji's jizz hand?

No, it's Squidji Inkari's ink hand.