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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24900 on: August 21, 2016, 03:42:18 PM »
everyone can score some d though, dont think there has ever ever been a thread full of women whining they cant get any d

gay men are laughing all the way to the bank reading shit like this

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24901 on: August 21, 2016, 03:44:03 PM »
everyone can score some d though, dont think there has ever ever been a thread full of women whining they cant get any d

gay men are laughing all the way to the bank reading shit like this

Only Alpha dick counts, sis.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24902 on: August 21, 2016, 03:51:08 PM »
well duh thats what women prob complain about

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24903 on: August 21, 2016, 03:51:57 PM »
There's enough desperate overweight people on dating sites that altra could get laid if he wanted to.

Just think he loves this self pity thing too much

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24904 on: August 21, 2016, 04:04:09 PM »
Lol Himuuu you make fun of this threads regulars then post a thesis in a gaf dating thread

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24905 on: August 21, 2016, 05:27:45 PM »
Honestly guys like agrajag and Pallando serve as strong evidence that homosexuality is not a choice (or certainly not a conscious choice). Those two could likely easily score some D.

desperation is a turnoff breh

well duh thats what women prob complain about

you're right women complain too much

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24906 on: August 21, 2016, 05:40:46 PM »
get rustled because a girl actively reacts to the abuse she receives on online dating sites brehs  :lol

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everyone can score some d though, dont think there has ever ever been a thread full of women whining they cant get any d

gay men are laughing all the way to the bank reading shit like this

I mean you're correct in that gay men know what they want
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But :gurl If you don't think gay men are just as superficial as women when it comes to dating. I'm assuming you haven't ran across "no femme, no asian/black/latino..."'s on Grindr ( :doge at you being on Grindr, let's be honest here :kermiT ).

I mean there's plenty of "straight" men that would get it (just look at Atra, if he was that desperate *and he is :kermiT *, he could get dick tonight from some downlow redneck into bald dudes) without a second glance from most gay men. But the actual long-term dating prospects are pretty slim.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24907 on: August 21, 2016, 06:07:07 PM »
Yea people were rustled by that shit and I laughed at it.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24908 on: August 21, 2016, 06:31:55 PM »
so about Tinder. Do the women that put "I'm not here for hookups, if that's what you're looking for swipe left" (or is it right?) realize that the site is primarily used for hookups? Or is that just a front to not seem like a slut? I haven't matched up with anyone that wasn't a bot. I guess I should lower my standards a tad.

I think I told this before but I have a good friend who used to do part time modeling when he was in college.  6'3", full head of hair, is white but is somewhat dark (part Italian) so he looks vaguely ethnic, and is in great shape.

So after getting divorced, he creates a Tinder profile a couple years ago and holy shit, the responses he got were mindblowing to me.  A lot of dudes have the "I'm hot because I got swag" but that's bullshit.  When you're a legit 9 or 10, it's a different game altogether, especially with Tinder.  He had a virtual harem and could pretty much call on any girl he wanted.  He thought the girls who used Tinder were weird and creepy and found some babe IRL and are married and have a kid together.

It's used for hookups for sure but since everyone and their dog knows about it, you get the weird people who don't get the purpose of the app.  It's like someone who goes to a noisy and crowded bar to read: you can do it but why?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24909 on: August 21, 2016, 06:35:37 PM »
Getting himuuro vibes to be honest

Black girl, weeb, "dabbled in buddism", super aggressive, lives in texas

Another sign is having 17 posts per day.  Himur0x always had huge post counts.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24910 on: August 21, 2016, 07:53:03 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24911 on: August 21, 2016, 09:04:33 PM »
r we the kaioshin?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24912 on: August 21, 2016, 09:17:29 PM »
r we the kaioshin?

Know how I know you get no ass, ever.....
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24913 on: August 21, 2016, 10:24:16 PM »
everyone can score some d though, dont think there has ever ever been a thread full of women whining they cant get any d

gay men are laughing all the way to the bank reading shit like this


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24914 on: August 21, 2016, 11:20:37 PM »
Luckily most posters seem to be laughing at his stupidity. Yes the black vote exists, get over it. Please tell me he's white so I can complain about white people speaking for black people.

And if he's black please tell me so I can just shit on him for choosing this topic to get rustled over.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24915 on: August 21, 2016, 11:23:48 PM »
I can only get 3/5ths mad about it.
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« Reply #24916 on: August 22, 2016, 02:16:07 AM »
whoa man that would be so cool. I remember when people said that Gamecube didn't have mature games despite getting Die Hard and BMXXX. haters gonna hate.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24918 on: August 22, 2016, 05:54:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/767307401888403456
  ::)
His avatar looks like a complete fucking idiot and his posts confirm that he is one.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24919 on: August 22, 2016, 07:46:51 AM »
In the rare event that the NX will get some of those games, Nintards will demand that they have exclusive content just for the NX or else they aren't interested.  They get butthurt if it is a straight port.

Trying to make Nintards happy is an exercise in pissing into the wind.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24921 on: August 22, 2016, 09:13:48 AM »
Deep Down NXclusive

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24922 on: August 22, 2016, 09:36:26 AM »
Nibel
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24923 on: August 22, 2016, 10:28:20 AM »
The salt I continue to self-generate over No Man's Sky could season a year's worth of french fries at a Five Guys chain in Mississippi.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24924 on: August 22, 2016, 10:37:11 AM »
The angry Joe review was pretty good

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24925 on: August 22, 2016, 10:38:10 AM »
The angry Joe review was pretty good

Pretty much what opened up a fresh vein of salt. Morton's ain't got shit on me.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24926 on: August 22, 2016, 11:54:51 AM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24927 on: August 22, 2016, 12:03:54 PM »
lol Sony

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1267476

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24928 on: August 22, 2016, 12:17:09 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=214574193#post214574193

That line between shitposting and being serious grows thinner every day  :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24929 on: August 22, 2016, 12:28:26 PM »
"Gentlemen. Our sales are down and customers are leaving in droves due to our lack of quality content and value proposition. We need to come up with a plan to stem the bleeding and fix this situation"

"Why don't we raise the price?"

"BRILLIANT!"
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24930 on: August 22, 2016, 01:21:27 PM »
OP, you poor dumb fool.

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I'm torrenting on my dorm wifi and it just won't connect to any peers no matter what. Is there a way to get around this?

I own all things being torrented and am torrenting just for backups.

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What are you torrenting OP?

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Seasons 1-3 of Eric Andre Show.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1267500

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24931 on: August 22, 2016, 02:14:40 PM »
"Gentlemen. Our sales are down and customers are leaving in droves due to our lack of quality content and value proposition. We need to come up with a plan to stem the bleeding and fix this situation"

"Why don't we raise the price?"

"BRILLIANT!"
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sales down?

customers leaving in groves?

puppy please

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24932 on: August 22, 2016, 03:18:56 PM »
lol Sony

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1267476

And Sony knows they have many of these guys over a barrel as they want to keep their 'free' games.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24933 on: August 22, 2016, 03:21:11 PM »
"Gentlemen. Our sales are down and customers are leaving in droves due to our lack of quality content and value proposition. We need to come up with a plan to stem the bleeding and fix this situation"

"Why don't we raise the price?"

"BRILLIANT!"
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sales down?

customers leaving in groves?

puppy please

Didn't Xbone beat them this month? Lololol

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24934 on: August 22, 2016, 03:51:31 PM »
lol Sony

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1267476

And Sony knows they have many of these guys over a barrel as they want to keep their 'free' games.


They can have my free games, I let my PS+ lapse last month.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24935 on: August 22, 2016, 04:16:42 PM »
ROFL people freaking out all over again. Same thing happened on Live. Blew right over. Same will happen here. Millenials whining about

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24936 on: August 22, 2016, 05:08:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=214574193#post214574193

That line between shitposting and being serious grows thinner every day  :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24938 on: August 22, 2016, 05:29:03 PM »
ROFL people freaking out all over again. Same thing happened on Live. Blew right over. Same will happen here. Millenials whining about

EVERY

SINGLE

THING

shut up  :maf

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24939 on: August 22, 2016, 05:40:03 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24940 on: August 22, 2016, 05:41:07 PM »
Harambe memes are a game gater dog whistle in 4...3...2....:doge
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« Reply #24941 on: August 22, 2016, 05:46:49 PM »
dicks out for harambe
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« Reply #24942 on: August 22, 2016, 06:23:40 PM »
Cindi Mayweather is Himuu (name is censored now?)? Huh....

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24944 on: August 22, 2016, 07:14:31 PM »
dicks out for harambe

I still don't get this one.

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« Reply #24945 on: August 22, 2016, 07:38:38 PM »
The struggle of an indie dev
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So today I am on my way home from Gamescom. Tired from all the appointments upon appointmens I scroll through my Twitter feed and see a Tweet about some developer who was at Gamescom and was bummed out about the media not showing up for his game even after sending out invites (not to me).

It then hit me that as a game developer myself and writer for a game website it is really hard to stand out as an Indie dev. You have limited recourses and even when you can go to Gamescom you get outshined by all the other games that are there.

For me it isn't even on purpose. We arent that big of a website but even then Gamescom was full of appointments rushing from the left to the hall to the right with a time frame of 30 minutes. I do feel for developers that want to get their love and message across in a game and are bummed out like that by the media
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1266654

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Ow I am not developing games myself that are anywhere to be seen, I am studying now for Game developer but the guy on Twitter is one of the reasons I am being realistic about ever going to find work in this sector. I mean for me if you can make it to Gamescom and still not get any results, that is harsh..

Gamescom is just really hard. Had to skip some of the bigger games even because you just can go to them all and we were with 5 people. I dont know if every indie developer can stand on Gamescom though?

Since it is on Twitter I think I can give the website for his game: http://www.secret-item-games.com/

Didnt hear of his game nor have had any time to look in to it. 3 days of Gamescom believe it or not gets your battery to 0 and you are tired

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I wonder why.  :doge

Indie devs have this entitlement complex that you must see their games. No I do not.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24946 on: August 22, 2016, 07:55:08 PM »
True. But at the same time? Why would you go to Gamescomm/cons? Those are expensive to put yourself out there as a starting indie developer. E-mail the journalists' departments and see if they'll report on your game that way?


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24948 on: August 22, 2016, 11:20:54 PM »
so about Tinder. Do the women that put "I'm not here for hookups, if that's what you're looking for swipe left" (or is it right?) realize that the site is primarily used for hookups? Or is that just a front to not seem like a slut? I haven't matched up with anyone that wasn't a bot. I guess I should lower my standards a tad.

They think it makes them stand out, when it instead makes them look very basic, boring and vanilla.

Most guys who swipe on there are looking for a hookup or play of some sort if they're being honest so are many women. The difference is both parties can act like adults about it and decide whether or not things will go that way.

I live in downtown Vancouver which, in that area particularly has a huge surfeit of urban dictionary definitions of 'basic bitches'. Seeing some of the Tinder profiles round here is

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24949 on: August 22, 2016, 11:42:06 PM »
Just when I think you nerds can't get more stupid somebody does this

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1267854

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24950 on: August 22, 2016, 11:51:33 PM »
My god, it's 15,808 words long.  :stahp
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24951 on: August 22, 2016, 11:54:34 PM »
My god, it's 15,808 words long.  :stahp

Have culminating moment in life be a post of NEOGAF, relating to a mediocre video game, that also requires a piss break, niccas....

Fuck.

PS if I were EL I'd ban him for life on principal.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24952 on: August 23, 2016, 12:00:29 AM »
Meh less neogaf idiots, more Harambe!



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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24953 on: August 23, 2016, 12:05:14 AM »
I sense a possible homosexual kinship between you and 15k word guy. Nice try pal.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24954 on: August 23, 2016, 12:23:31 AM »
Just when I think you nerds can't get more stupid somebody does this

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1267854

:snoop

ABF is one of the biggest retro game spergs ever. He regularly pens huge write-ups about games that probably no one else has played in over a decade.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24955 on: August 23, 2016, 12:23:34 AM »
Just when I think you nerds can't get more stupid somebody does this

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1267854

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24956 on: August 23, 2016, 12:27:39 AM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24957 on: August 23, 2016, 01:02:27 AM »
True. But at the same time? Why would you go to Gamescomm/cons? Those are expensive to put yourself out there as a starting indie developer. E-mail the journalists' departments and see if they'll report on your game that way?

Because people assume that's what you have to do to get noticed.

Shrug, I went to Indiecade last year and the only games I can remember the names of off the top of my head are Abzu (had an ex TGC employee attached), Salt and Sanctuary (Ska studios has been around for awhile and has a proven track record), Maniac Mansion (which really?), Moon Hunters (got funded through the Square Enix Collective) and Butt Sniffin Pugs (honestly the name and the controller alone make this one memorable). And there was one interesting isometric puzzle game with kind of a mid 90s PC pixel art vibe that was sort of cool. And all of those besides Maniac Mansion I had seen at like two or three other fests and through other things online.

If you read enough Gamasutra post mortems of people's fail Indie ideas the things that usually stand out as reasons for failure:

1. Bit off more than they could chew for a first project
2. Under estimated just how niche their audience is/was
3. Had zero idea how to properly do marketing/journalist outreach

I empathize with people chasing their dreams, but experience has also taught me how to do research before picking a project.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24958 on: August 23, 2016, 01:04:50 AM »
Just when I think you nerds can't get more stupid somebody does this

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1267854

:snoop

ABF is one of the biggest retro game spergs ever. He regularly pens huge write-ups about games that probably no one else has played in over a decade.

He does the same thing for generic harem trash in the anime thread

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24959 on: August 23, 2016, 03:49:34 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1267875

Motherfuckers getting angry at a dumb promo item