The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Shadow Mod]

Gonna start calling Kara Mr. Owl.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184572743&postcount=40

This is the type of person buying Macs, Mac.

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That spelling though...

[close]

Should I drop links to star citizen forums?

[brawndolicious]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1136729

the quickness to defend teens being teens disturbs me sometimes a couple points

1) teens or no, nudes shouldn't be shared with people whom they weren't sent to
2) seems like there was peer pressure to get involved and nudes sent unprovoked in order to get other kids to participate (note: this is sexual harassment)
3) you get quickly into validating the actions of sexual predators with that "teens will be teens" shit

I don't condone prosecuting two teens who are just sending each other lewd shit but if you want to address the issues of consent and sexual harassment/assault on college campuses, you do have to start young and dealing with this kind of shit is how you establish better sexual standards.

It is definitely common to be asked by other dudes to show any nudes that were sent to you by someone you're dating. I've only traded pictures with girls a few times but always deleted them immediately after because I'm paranoid like that.

But I've heard that some guys just send unsolicited dick pics and I don't blame girls for sharing those to laugh at. I guess that's what Anthony Weiner did. I think the lesson for kids is to avoid those types of people and definitely never show your face.

[Shadow Mod]

Brett Farve did that too 

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184600322&postcount=201

Fuck you american ultrafeminists, really, fuck you to the death.

Women were so much better 10 years ago.

We don't even know why Rainbow Mika's ass slap was "censored" but let's assume this is all because of the damn women of America! 


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184600970&postcount=253

10 years ago women didn't talk shit like they do now, this feminist trend is going too far.

WELP

[mormapope]

This has been discussed before, but Street Fighter wasn't that trashy of a fighter up to a certain point. There was still fan service, but it wasn't on the same level as DOA or Mortal Kombat.

SFV has completely flipped that around. Seems like they're trying to inject sexual shit whenever they can to generate hype 

[brob]

omg pls sell this as dlc 

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184600322&postcount=201

Fuck you american ultrafeminists, really, fuck you to the death.

Women were so much better 10 years ago.

We don't even know why Rainbow Mika's ass slap was censored but let's assume this is all because of the damn women of America! 


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184600970&postcount=253

10 years ago women didn't talk shit like they do now, this feminist trend is going too far.

WELP

sperging out over that

capcom should go ahead and completely redesign r.mika while they're at it. her outfit is an eyesore.

[qq more]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING SHIT I HATE THIS COUNTRY SHIT HOLE
FUCKING CAPCOM I HATE GAMING
FUCKING ASS UP THE FUCKING SHITTER CAPCOM
FUCK CAPCOM FUCK STREET FIGHTER I GIVE UP ON LIFE



probably a joke post but I honestly cannot tell anymore

[brob]

probably a joke post but I honestly cannot tell anymore

[Yulwei]

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omg pls sell this as dlc

FIRST THING YOU DO IS HIT THE CARDIO!

[recursivelyenumerable]

The truth is not much R&D money is going into legacy genders like men and women these days, so there's no surprise quality isn't what it was back in their heyday

[qq more]

probably a joke post but I honestly cannot tell anymore

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true enough

[Mr. Nobody]

What a non-issue on both ends

[Tasty]

http://www.theverge.com/2015/11/6/9684940/scarlett-johansson-gamergate-movie-amy-pascal-zoe-quinn

Dis gonna be

[Shadow Mod]

lol

Reminds me of the people who think I have disciples because no one could possibly come to any feminist conclusions for themselves. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184600322&postcount=201

Fuck you american ultrafeminists, really, fuck you to the death.

Women were so much better 10 years ago.

We don't even know why Rainbow Mika's ass slap was "censored" but let's assume this is all because of the damn women of America! 


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184600970&postcount=253

10 years ago women didn't talk shit like they do now, this feminist trend is going too far.

WELP

Another victory for the Matriarchy.

[archie4208]

First they came for the waifus

[Shadow Mod]

Basically took the point of the critical art as well as the stance away. Just take her out of the game if its like this. Infact just take cammy out too.

 

[Dennis]

Oh but hot bearded Ryu is still in the game. This is how it is now. This is the new world order 

[thisismyusername]

capcom should go ahead and completely redesign r.mika while they're at it. her outfit is an eyesore.

Thank god someone said it and not me.

Though really the split change is a bit funky. I guess they want to show off the "YEAH WE CAN DO IT" arm bending, but it just looks off without that split. Unless the opponents head is going up both their asses...

[Shadow Mod]

All of you clowns complaining about Mika from the start are a bunch of no-fun stick-up-your -ass faux white knights. NO ONE IS GETTING HURT HERE, AND ONLY GUYS ARE COMPLAINING. If it's a sexist and misogynist issue, maybe we should let girls chime in.

Until then, stop trying to be a champion and just let fun be fun. Let's just throw burkas on every woman so they aren't objectified.

faux white knights

 

[Great Rumbler]

This is why you always buy PC, bruhs, somebody'll have that butt slap modded back in by tomorrow. 

[Shadow Mod]

Them removing a simply butt slap jus shows how sensitive the west is honestly.

 

[thisismyusername]

This is why you always buy PC, bruhs, somebody'll have that butt slap modded back in by tomorrow. 

The buttslap is already in the pirated beta since it was in the last beta. I'm sure someone is gonna datamine it (if they haven't already) to rip the code out to "patch" into the final game later.

[Shadow Mod]

There's something really funny about all the posts claiming feminists, sjws, etc are the sensitive ones as they have a huge meltdown over an ass slap possibly missing from a game.

Once again that projection is amusing.

[brawndolicious]

These people just make me want to find a better hobby rather than argue with them.

[Great Rumbler]

These people just make me want to find a better hobby rather than argue with them.

Or you could just play games you like and not read message boards.

[Shadow Mod]

These people just make me want to find a better hobby rather than argue with them.

Who needs to argue when people troll themselves? Go have fun.

[Broseidon]

round people like that up and put them in camps imho

[mormapope]

The best part about this is the people crying over this will probably play the game for a couple of weeks and then forget it existed 

Anyone that plays Street Fighter competitively in a casual or professional sense gives zero fucks about this.

[thisismyusername]

There's something really funny about all the posts claiming feminists, sjws, etc are the sensitive ones as they have a huge meltdown over an ass slap possibly missing from a game.

Once again that projection is amusing.

The buttslap is still there, just off camera. It's a quickie "censor" to appease the ESRB. I'm sure if you pulled the camera back/Field of View changed or just pulled it downwards it's still animated. Similar to Hot Coffee in 1.0 GTA: San Andreas back in the day being a "dummied out" piece of code that was just commented out.

[brob]

The best part about this is the people crying over this will probably play the game for a couple of weeks and then forget it existed 

Anyone that plays Street Fighter competitively in a casual or professional sense gives zero fucks about this.

honestly I'd prefer if they cut out the cut-scene super bullshit all together. Very few of them are cool looking and most of them take way too long to play out.

[Yulwei]

The best part about this is the people crying over this will probably play the game for a couple of weeks and then forget it existed 

Anyone that plays Street Fighter competitively in a casual or professional sense gives zero fucks about this.

honestly I'd prefer if they cut out the cut-scene super bullshit all together. Very few of them are cool looking and most of them take way too long to play out.

Abel u1 in sf4

[thisismyusername]

honestly I'd prefer if they cut out the cut-scene super bullshit all together. Very few of them are cool looking and most of them take way too long to play out.

I wouldn't mind them going back to the portrait VS series super notification style. Those were one and done.

[qq more]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184611275&postcount=899

 

I don't even care for shit like Senran, but I am pretty sure they are going to localize those games no matter what, given the target audience. Unless said target audience didn't buy enough to justify more localization. People overacting like mad there.

EDIT: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=184611977&postcount=923

he was really afraid of the SJW boogieman

[meeb]

http://www.theverge.com/2015/11/6/9684940/scarlett-johansson-gamergate-movie-amy-pascal-zoe-quinn

Dis gonna be

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Holy.... fuck....

I thought it was a joke when I first saw someone mention it. But if real.... omg you could fill a fucking ocean with the salty tears of gamergaters. This has to happen. This fucking must.

[El Babua]

A new generation of 'librul media bias'

[brawndolicious]

These people just make me want to find a better hobby rather than argue with them.

Or you could just play games you like and not read message boards.

But I never, ever read the gaming side of GAF outside of links here. My point is that most people don't consider the intersection between gaming and pornography tastes worth seriously arguing about which would blow the minds of these people who really want to have their undiluted "fanservice".

It's so so sad.

[Kara]

but muh boner tho

[Joe Molotov]

Say no to ass slapping and yes to ass eating.

[Jansen]

Mika thread is hilarious

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1136879

Apologies for typos and scattered thoughts, but I'm brain-dumping and am still a little bit tipsy and extremely caffeinated. Just woke up. Don't want to forget it.

---

So last night, my coworker (Canadian guy, he also does modelling) and I were finishing up at the office and we decided to head to our favourite "nomihodai" (all you can drink) place. It's about $5 for 60 minutes, which is pretty good by Tokyo standards. We were in Shinjuku, which is now considered the centre of Tokyo.

We arrive to the bar, which is this cozy little place where you pour your own drinks. You can choose from a pretty impressive selection of nihonshu (sake), as well as beer and some other liquor.

We wait to be seated and this girl notices me. She is obscenely cute, but she looks young. Like, high schooler. We exchange some smiles and she gestures us to sit at the empty table beside them. The waitress gestures to the same table, so we sit there.

At the table beside us are two very cute Japanese girls, and one other "alright after a few beers" girl. The girl who was smiling at me is now sitting beside me, and the other two girls are across from her, sat beside my coworker. The girl next to me is now locking eyes. She looks a bit tipsy but in-control.

We do greetings and the waitress brings us our empty beer glasses, which my coworker fills up. He returns to the table, and we smash our glasses together and do a "kanpai!!"

I have ONE SIP of beer and the girl next to me gets close and starts making out with me. I am talking full-on deep throat kissing. We have been here for a total of about two and a half minutes.

Okay, woah. What's your objective, girl? I say my name and ask hers, but she hesitates. Her friends shout "Yui chan!!" We learn that her other friends are Maki, the other cute one who is slightly tanned (still pale though), which Yui points out by calling her "black," and Sai. Yui laughs and tells us that Maki is only 19 years old, and Maki gets a bit pissed off and tells her to be quiet, since drinking age is 20 here.

So, how old is Yui then? Surely she must be around the same age, because that is how groups of friends hang out in Japan. It's rare for a friend to be more than a year or so older than them, due to the way the education and job entry systems work. I can't put too much thought into this though, because Yui is all over me again.

She looks into my eyes, opens her mouth, and hangs her tongue out. My god, it is the hottest thing I have ever seen. I cannot believe what is happening. As I kiss her again, she grabs my crotch. I push her hand away, and she aggressively puts it back. A squabble ensues as we continue to make out.

While we are kissing I notice she does something to my mouth. That was... new. I guess she spat in my mouth? It was interesting. Tasted like saliva, but not quite. Okay, so she's kinky as well as cute.

I should have mentioned that we arrived to this place at about 10:30pm. No more than a few minutes later, we were already intimate. We continued making out until just gone 11. Occasionally throughout this, we would pause and she would sip my beer. She also tried my cigarettes and it was clearly her first time to smoke. Her friends found this hilarious. It was so cute, the way she tried to smoke. At one point, she dropped it, but fortunately it just hit the floor. I ordered a glass of water and asked if she was hungry, in hope that she would sober up a little. She didn't want water or food. She just wanted to get ever-more drunk and continue making out with me.

She climbed on top of me and tongued my ear. She bit my neck. And whispered into my ear the same thing, repeatedly – she wanted me to take her to a love hotel (hotels designed for couples who cannot return to home, because of family/roommates, long commuting distances, and paper-thin walls, but want to spend the night together). But she seems pretty drunk. And her friend is very clearly 19. How old is she?

I'm pretty average, looks-wise. I'm not particularly tall – I'm the average height in Japan. I was dressed pretty nicely in a blazer with a sweater and jeans, since I just came from the office. By late-teens/early-20s Japanese girl standards, she is definitely on the higher end of the scale. She is ridiculously cute and she can flaunt it. She knows how to be very sexy, too. So why did she pick me and not my relatively hot (objectively, of course) Canadian coworker?

I later learn that I look a lot like her boyfriend who she is in the process of breaking up with. It's messy. But he's a Japanese guy, a little bit older. I'm white, but with darker features like hair and eyes, and I'm quite small and weigh around 55kg. Sometimes people ask if I'm a halfie. My Canadian coworker spent all that time talking with her friends. He was quite interested in Maki, who was single, but she was resistant.

Back to the action. I was quite gentle and considerate, which she seemed to appreciate. By around 11, she wanted me to take her away. She forced my hand upon her bra, which looked quite a nice size from a distance but was actually empty. She was so horny by this point. Her friends had disappeared – Sai had left to go to the toilet, and Maki was who-knows-where. They likely vanished to give her a chance to escape without feeling bad.

But again, she seemed so drunk. And how old is she? Everybody is looking at us and some people are giggling. Even the bartenders are watching, but nobody will say or do anything. I shove to the next seat and sit her beside me. She looks up at me with her best puppy-dog eyes and whispers into my ear, in English, "take me.." Good god, how can anybody resist this? My Canadian coworker is sitting there sipping a beer. He's avoiding eye contact. She is so wasted, though. I have never felt so conflicted in my life.

Her friends return. They say "kaere!!" repeatedly for several minutes, which basically means "let's go home!" (although unclear of whom you should go home with). They try to get her attention to pay the bill, which is about 1,500¥/$12 each. So they must have been drinking for quite some time. She is not paying her friends any attention as they ask for the bill. I ask her for her Line/Facebook, but she simply tells me to take her somewhere.

She stands up, but falls over. I help her up. She pulls at my arm with her hand. "Let's go, let's go," she says. Her friends bow repeatedly and apologise to my coworker and I. They pull her away, and off she stumbles, hopefully to be taken care of by her friends.

My coworker and I continued drinking for the next 40 minutes, before going our separate ways. I crashed at my office since I missed my last train.

She was totally drunk, emotionally unstable, and extremely horny. This morning, I am feeling so conflicted. Did I dodge a bullet? I have been spending hours trying to justify not taking her off somewhere. Regardless, I have the best memory, and set a probably-untoppable personal best for getting lucky at a bar.

My coworker thinks I should have taken her off.

I ask you, GAF. What would you have done?

---

tl;dr: cute but totally wasted, possibly under drinking age, Japanese girl tried her hardest to drag me off to a love hotel. I declined. Feeling conflicted the morning after.

 

Don't know what to think with this.

[Yulwei]

@ Phoenix Dark, thisismyusername, Pallando, Bobby Doucher, qq, mormapope and Puttingitinthings

[Phoenix Dark]

(Image removed from quote.) @ Phoenix Dark, thisismyusername, Pallando, Bobby Doucher, qq, mormapope and Puttingitinthings

don't be hating on the squad

[parallax]

she spit in his mouth?

[nudemacusers]

Ass eating is what happens when a generation loses their fathers

[mormapope]

she spit in his mouth?

Google search reveals Japanese porn with mouth spitting being a theme in some videos.

[parallax]

she spit in his mouth?

Google search reveals Japanese porn with mouth spitting being a theme in some videos.

ugh, i cant go for that

[StealthFan]

Part of the purpose of homosexuality is to prepare straight people to become sexual deviants as well. For example, Grindr paved the way for Tinder. Porn helped normalise oral sex first, and now has normalised anal sex.

Homosexuality and birth control go hand in hand, in the sense widespread birth control has made people think it's normal to have sex and not get pregnant (the latter is something rare people don't do that often anymore). A homosexual male basically functions like a sterile female, and a female on birth control is essentially a homosexual male.

Birth control turns every vagina into an anus, and turns all sex into sodomy.

My conspiracy-minded opinion is that this is to pave the way for the normalisation of child molestation (which also can't ever result in pregnancy; instead it just spreads a lot of STDs around). We're already well there with the widespread distribution of pornography to young children and young teens.

Meanwhile, large Christian families like the Duggars are depicted as decadent weirdos for reproducing. The only silver lining to this is that the large families will win the demographic wars.

[thisismyusername]

(Image removed from quote.) @ Phoenix Dark, thisismyusername, Pallando, Bobby Doucher, qq, mormapope and Puttingitinthings

I pity the dead that knows no joy such as having their ass eaten.

[StealthFan]

My wife and I recently celebrated our 2-year wedding anniversary by booking a fancy hotel room in Manhattan. Our sex life has been kind of vanilla for a while, so we agreed on a specific sex fantasy -- I would play the role of a former boyfriend who she ran into at a work conference and she would decide to bring him back to her hotel room for "illicit" sex.

So after we checked in, I left the hotel and walked around a while while she prettied up and went to the bar. I got to the hotel bar at appointed time, pretended I was "Adam" and started to chat her up. We finished a couple of drinks, and when the sexual tension was right we went back up to the room -- making out in the elevator like a couple of teenagers.

This is where things started to get a little weird -- my wife had very specific things she wanted "Adam" to do like he used to. These are things she has never asked me to do. Lick and finger her asshole. Throat-fuck her. Cum in her mouth so she could swallow it. But I was into it and it was hot.

Then it got weirder. Between sessions, she started talking about how much she enjoyed getting fucked by a "real man" again. How it had been so long since she could enjoy a "real man's cock" insider her. I didn't want to break the fantasy so I played along. I tried not to denigrate her husband (i.e., me) but at one point I said, "Yeah, I bet it gets old having a limp dick for a husband." And then she said, "You don't know the half of it."

You would think that I immediately would have lost all desire for sex for the rest of the weekend. But to my surprise it got even hotter. Normally she is a "one and done" kind of girl but I think we fucked probably 7 times over 3 days/2 nights.

Now we are back home and of course "Adam" didn't make the return trip with us. And I don't know what to do -- do I take what she was saying seriously? Honestly it was kind of the best sex we've ever had, and I don't want to ruin any chances of it happening again if we can ever get away. But now I have all these insecurities/worries about our regular "vanilla" sex.

TL/DR: During hot sex fantasy weekend, wife reveals she is disappointed in my past sexual performance (and maybe more).

Any advice?

[BrokenVerses]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=184624943#post184624943

 

[id0it]

There's something really funny about all the posts claiming feminists, sjws, etc are the sensitive ones as they have a huge meltdown over an ass slap possibly missing from a game.

Once again that projection is amusing.

I doubt anyone cares that much about that one particular thing, but there's a large context around this tiny occurrence. It might be one you are not personally aware of, or you might just not care, but evidently some people have a different perspective on this situation than you do; you can either dismiss them because of what you perceive as being a disproportional reaction to an insignificant (or even nonexistent) offense, or you could try to listen to them, try to understand why this bothers them beyond whatever preconceived ideas you have about them.

You could say that the removal of Mika's ass slap is...



... a microaggression.

 

[Rufus]

Let me guess: her ass slap was a a comforting symbol of the good old days, still alive in the gleaming fanservice bastion that is the nation of Japan. "They" won the west, but they would not win the far east. But alas, fingers were wagged and there was much wailing...

[Shadow Mod]

There's something really funny about all the posts claiming feminists, sjws, etc are the sensitive ones as they have a huge meltdown over an ass slap possibly missing from a game.

Once again that projection is amusing.

I doubt anyone cares that much about that one particular thing, but there's a large context around this tiny occurrence. It might be one you are not personally aware of, or you might just not care, but evidently some people have a different perspective on this situation than you do; you can either dismiss them because of what you perceive as being a disproportional reaction to an insignificant (or even nonexistent) offense, or you could try to listen to them, try to understand why this bothers them beyond whatever preconceived ideas you have about them.

You could say that the removal of Mika's ass slap is...

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... a microaggression.

 

 

[Tasty]

Only eat ass if you're drunk, real advice

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1136879

tl;dr: cute but totally wasted, possibly under drinking age, Japanese girl tried her hardest to drag me off to a love hotel. I declined. Feeling conflicted the morning after.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm conflicted about how I didn't rape that minor.

o

[bluemax]

I mean I know you guys want to hate, but there kind of is a world of difference between programmers, computer scientists and software engineers. The problem is that there is admittedly no regulation on it and the titles often get used interchangeably and wrong. But meh.

There's also a world of difference between how you just worded it and being an elitist asshole about it all like the post I quoted earlier.

 

No I know. I've told you this before, I don't really like most other people in the same sphere as me. Its part of why I'm generally so lonely, I don't get along with my own kind.

[id0it]

Let me guess: her ass slap was a a comforting symbol of the good old days, still alive in the gleaming fanservice bastion that is the nation of Japan. "They" won the west, but they would not win the far east. But alas, fingers were wagged and there was much wailing...

 

I don't know. I started typing a response and then I realized I don't actually care about any of these recent "censorship" events.

I do understand why some people might be fed up with what they perceive to be impositions of changes on a creative field they care about by people who don't appreciate it in the same way or for the same reasons they do, but I've become a lot more zen about this stuff in recent years.

Any industry that generates money or status is bound to be full of parasites exploiting for just that, and even artists have to eat and be loved.

Most things are shit; sometimes you find something awesome; then you die.

Thank you! I just love the symmetry.

It's like poetry; it rhymes.