Author Topic: 2015 College Football thread of Harbaugh Face (Read 16396 times)

dkdk · « **Reply #120 on:** October 11, 2015, 05:30:06 PM »

Sark taking a leave of absence for health reasons

Sausage · « **Reply #121 on:** October 11, 2015, 05:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2015, 03:25:37 PM

Okay, Charlie Strong's not getting fired this season now.

How about Big game Bob tho. He's about to Mack Brown Oklahoma's program and I don't think they can recover from it like Texas can.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #122 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:54:04 AM »

Quote from: dkdk on October 11, 2015, 05:30:06 PM

Sark taking a leave of absence for health reasons

Yeah, he's a raging alcoholic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #123 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:12:16 AM »

And now we prepare for the most insufferable week in college football: Michigan v Michigan State. I almost wish I could transfer out of state and work elsewhere for the week. This is gonna be ugly.

At least there's some mutual respect amongst Alabama and Auburn fans.

Kara · « **Reply #124 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:16:08 AM »

Sarkisian was also suspected by his staff to be under the influence during USC's 42-14 win over Arizona State on Sept. 26, a source said, though Haden was apparently unaware.

Sausage · « **Reply #125 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:45:59 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 01:12:16 AM

And now we prepare for the most insufferable week in college football: Michigan v Michigan State. I almost wish I could transfer out of state and work elsewhere for the week. This is gonna be ugly.

At least there's some mutual respect amongst Alabama and Auburn fans.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #126 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:16:16 AM »

Michigan playing that based harbaugh football.

Defense

run the football

get pissed when you're winning 31-0 breh

Fucking great season no matter what happens here on out, The Blue on the way back.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #127 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:17:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 01:12:16 AM

And now we prepare for the most insufferable week in college football: Michigan v Michigan State. I almost wish I could transfer out of state and work elsewhere for the week. This is gonna be ugly.

At least there's some mutual respect amongst Alabama and Auburn fans.

WHat the fuck you talking about? They kill each others trees and shit.

And yeah nobody likes Michigan State fans, fuck Flint, fuck Lansing, fuck anybody who lives on that side of the state.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:18:29 PM »

RIP Florida.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #129 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 12, 2015, 02:18:29 PM

RIP Florida.

PEDsand shit. I promise you it was adderal. These kids are stupid as fuck thinking they won't test for it during season.

Also rumor has it Sarkasian was actually not allowed to get into huddles with players on the sidelines saturday because he was blasted out of his mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #130 on:** October 12, 2015, 03:19:47 PM »

Nah it sounds like it was some type of steroid. Beat writers are realizing that the deepening of his voice and weight gain over the off season wasn't natural.

bluemax · « **Reply #131 on:** October 12, 2015, 03:51:13 PM »

It was apparently some over the counter shit that is sketchy as fuck and known to be disallowed. All he had to do was ask his team doctor's and he could've avoided this.

Also I hope Sark gets help for his disease and that he is able to turn his life around at some point.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #132 on:** October 12, 2015, 05:01:29 PM »

And now Sark is fired.

Wow. Washington really dodged a bullet.

Kara · « **Reply #133 on:** October 12, 2015, 05:47:53 PM »

Tough stretch for Sark. Like Max I hope that he gets his shit together, though I think it's safe to say he's not going to be coaching again in IA for a long time, if not forever.

When is Pat Haden going to get shitcanned? Two embarrassing hires (in a row) in football is the kind of shit that flies at UCLA, not SC.

dkdk · « **Reply #134 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:49:43 PM »

sark never gonna be a high major head coach again. but he might come back as a coordinator after doing some time as a position coach

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #135 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:58:36 PM »

My face when I hear somebody on the radio call Michigan a national title contender and read PD shamelessly as fuck dry beg for details on a potential homoerotic encounter.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #136 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:08:38 PM »

Sucks for Chubbs, but man the implosion that UGA went through in just like 8 days was so fucking satisfying. Ranked at # 8 and favored against Alabama to getting blown out in that game and then losing to an unranked Tennessee team. THE TEARS TASTE SO GOOD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #137 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:55:33 PM »

Chip Kelly to USC after the Eagles implode. Bank on it.

My dad arguing Michigan can make it to the playoff

dkdk · « **Reply #138 on:** October 12, 2015, 09:43:34 PM »

@JoshatTheState
Steve Spurrier informed his team tonight that he is retiring and that an interim coach will be named Tuesday, according to a source

HBC throwin himself in the bushes

Huff · « **Reply #139 on:** October 12, 2015, 09:47:12 PM »

Arby's

Quote

Hey @SC_HBC, let us know the date for the retirement party. We can bring sandwiches.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #140 on:** October 13, 2015, 12:06:39 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 12, 2015, 07:32:05 PM

Never knew USC alums were such uptight puritans.

The entitlement created by Reggie Bush lingers today.

bluemax · « **Reply #141 on:** October 13, 2015, 08:47:23 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on October 12, 2015, 07:32:05 PM

So dude dropped some f-bombs at an alumni fundraiser in the summer and that was national headline-worthy?

Never knew USC alums were such uptight puritans.

That's not why it was a national head line. It was a national headline because he was clearly drunk as shit and he already had a history of rumors pertaining to his alcoholism.

That being said, USC alums are a weird mixture of pre Steven Sample and Post Steven Sample Trojans.

Pre Sample are all rich, old, white, conservative and largely from Orange County the bastion of left coast conservatism.

Post Sample is more ethnically diverse, intellectual and doing their best to shed the University of Spoiled Children moniker that sadly haunts us.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** October 15, 2015, 11:50:20 AM »

utterly pathetic.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #143 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:57:37 AM »

Dude, it's paint. Get over it.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #144 on:** October 16, 2015, 01:42:39 PM »

Holy shit I just saw that Stanford catch

What a fucking badass

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #145 on:** October 16, 2015, 02:20:55 PM »

My prediction

U of M :21

Michigan State: 10

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #146 on:** October 16, 2015, 03:49:09 PM »

my prediction

MSU 23
UM 13

I'm amazed that so little of the conversation I'm hearing here (sports radio, work, my dad, etc) is talking about the QB situation. MSU has the superior, tested vet QB. NFL talent QB in fact, regardless of whether he'll be a good QB or not (more than likely not). Ruddock is still turnover prone, I still don't trust him. Yea MSU's secondary is probably the weakest it's been in years but that d-line is going to confuse and pressure Ruddock.

Dare I say...Michigan is being overhyped fellas. You got people out here claiming they can beat OSU. In fact ESPN's prediction model has them winning the Big Ten lol. Nah, all that fantasy shit ends on Saturday.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #147 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #148 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:31:52 PM »

WOW

VomKriege · « **Reply #149 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:38:29 PM »

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:13911414

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #150 on:** October 17, 2015, 08:35:53 PM »

I was in the car listening to the Michigan-Michigan State game. After the game was over the crowd was absolutely silent. Crazy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #151 on:** October 17, 2015, 10:24:15 PM »

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/msus-miracle-win-over-michigan-as-called-by-each-teams-1737144939

Sausage · « **Reply #152 on:** October 17, 2015, 11:17:22 PM »

AiA post if you're okay

benjipwns · « **Reply #153 on:** October 18, 2015, 02:32:47 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2015, 10:24:15 PM

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/msus-miracle-win-over-michigan-as-called-by-each-teams-1737144939

lmao at that guy going nuts in the background while Blaha continues on unfazed as always

also the complete silence on the UofM broadcast

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #154 on:** October 18, 2015, 12:22:15 PM »

Shout out to George Blaha. And shout out to Jared's Jewlery.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #155 on:** October 24, 2015, 09:21:59 PM »

Utah in trouble?

dkdk · « **Reply #156 on:** October 25, 2015, 12:10:47 AM »

USC looked like a real football team today

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #157 on:** October 25, 2015, 12:56:13 AM »

Utah getting beaten sucks. I thought they were absolutely legit after curbstomping my Ducks like that but they are starting to slide.

also fuck FSU forever and ever and I'm glad they're out of the playoff conversation.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #158 on:** October 25, 2015, 01:12:26 AM »

Mia Khalifia crying on twitter about FSU's loss. Priceless

dkdk · « **Reply #159 on:** October 25, 2015, 07:00:12 PM »

Miami finally fired Al Golden.

I hated seeing them suck so much ass under Shannon and now Golden. They gotta get this hire right.

bachikarn · « **Reply #160 on:** October 26, 2015, 12:18:06 AM »

Quote from: dkdk on October 25, 2015, 07:00:12 PM

Miami finally fired Al Golden.
I hated seeing them suck so much ass under Shannon and now Golden. They gotta get this hire right.

they won't. administration doesn't care about football, they don't have the alumni base that other big schools do, and now firing Golden when he was on contract till 2020 or whatever is going to be expensive

eleuin · « **Reply #161 on:** October 26, 2015, 10:01:21 AM »

AiA ever gonna acknowledge this massive L?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #162 on:** October 26, 2015, 10:21:03 AM »

Quote from: eleuin on October 26, 2015, 10:01:21 AM

AiA ever gonna acknowledge this massive L?

I wouldn't exactly call a fucking australian shitdick punter playing handy slaps with a ball instead of falling on it a massive L. We were a better team than state and anybody watching the game know this.

If you want to see a massive L go watch the USC/Utah game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #163 on:** October 26, 2015, 10:56:39 AM »

Actually you weren't the better team. The only reason Mich led was due to special teams. Ruddock looked bad and couldn't move the ball down the field, hence why starting at midfield every other time helped. MSU's offense looked good overall and their defense stuffed Michigan.

Look at the team stats from that game breh...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #164 on:** October 26, 2015, 11:18:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2015, 10:56:39 AM

Actually you weren't the better team. The only reason Mich led was due to special teams. Ruddock looked bad and couldn't move the ball down the field, hence why starting at midfield every other time helped. MSU's offense looked good overall and their defense stuffed Michigan.

Look at the team stats from that game breh...

I hate look at the stats people.

MSU was outcoached continually and our defensive line plugged gaps all day.

But because you wanna go stats 18-39 out of your stud QB and less than 80 yards rushing. Yeah I can see where that complete domination set in....

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #165 on:** October 26, 2015, 02:26:51 PM »

Breh you can't be serious. MSU had nearly 400 yards of offense, Michigan had less than 300. MSU had twice as many first downs. Neither team could run on each other. If not for godly ST Michigan might not have scored a TD breh, let's be real.

MSU was so outcoached that...they won the game on a coaching decision. Harbaugh fucked up that punting choice. Punting is not the issue. Watching a 10 on 8 like that tho? L.

bluemax · « **Reply #166 on:** October 26, 2015, 02:55:24 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on October 25, 2015, 12:10:47 AM

USC looked like a real football team today

Ehh, we averaged less than 3 yards per carry (admittedly Utah has the best front 7 in the conference but still). We also looked pretty shitty in the red zone most of the day.

We won that game because a true freshman line backer had a super human day in pass coverage and Utah isn't really good at coming from behind.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #167 on:** October 26, 2015, 03:46:00 PM »

Arkansas keeps knocking off teams and upping Toledo's SOS. This might be the year they finally make a "big bowl".

bluemax · « **Reply #168 on:** October 30, 2015, 04:30:35 PM »

I wonder how many teams besides Arizona State and Washington State have amassed over 700 yards and lost a game of football.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #169 on:** October 30, 2015, 04:48:01 PM »

I bet a team like Texas Tech has a handful of games like that in their history.

Here's one:
http://espn.go.com/college-football/boxscore?gameId=272650197

bachikarn · « **Reply #170 on:** October 30, 2015, 09:41:01 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on October 30, 2015, 04:30:35 PM

I wonder how many teams besides Arizona State and Washington State have amassed over 700 yards and lost a game of football.

That;s like the opposite of a Muschamp team. Hold them under 100 yards of offense, still lose.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #171 on:** October 31, 2015, 10:40:25 PM »

Minnesota wtf

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #172 on:** November 01, 2015, 01:56:20 AM »

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/miami-hurricanes-pull-off-mind-blowing-incredible-kick-1739861960

bachikarn · « **Reply #173 on:** November 01, 2015, 03:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2015, 03:26:49 PM

I actually have a bad feeling that a favorable schedule and a decent roster will lead to UGA doing really well this year, which is going to make my life trolling all of my UGA friends miserable. C'MON RICHT BAIL ME OUT AGAIN

should never have doubted richt shitting the bed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #174 on:** November 01, 2015, 03:50:34 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 01, 2015, 01:56:20 AM

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/miami-hurricanes-pull-off-mind-blowing-incredible-kick-1739861960

what a year for last second wins.

bluemax · « **Reply #175 on:** November 01, 2015, 08:15:23 PM »

Norm Chow got fired. 10 jobs already opened and we just got to November.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #176 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:25:22 PM »

CFP rankings out

1. Clemson
2. LSU
3. OSU
4. Alabama

ND #5

6. Baylor
7. MSU
8. TCU
9. Iowa
10. Florida

dkdk · « **Reply #177 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:50:17 PM »

Clemson ranked number 1 in something. Stop the world I want off.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #178 on:** November 03, 2015, 09:26:55 PM »

Quote from: dkdk on November 03, 2015, 08:50:17 PM

Clemson ranked number 1 in something. Stop the world I want off.

their AD is on the selection committee. aside, Tyrone Willingham is too

there's gotta be more out there on the politicking surrounding the selection process, Condoleeza's not watching 3rd and 4th place C-USA teams duke it out on Thursday night. Benji, pls

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #179 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:48:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2015, 08:25:22 PM

CFP rankings out

1. Clemson
2. LSU
3. OSU
4. Alabama

ND #5

6. Baylor
7. MSU
8. TCU
9. Iowa
10. Florida

Stupid ncaa compilation. Here's these teams in order of who's I'd like to play against least:

1) Ohio State with Barrett
2) Florida
3) Clemson
4) LSU
5) Ohio State with Jones
6) Alabama
7) MSU

TCU
9) Note Dame
10) Oklahoma State
Lol) Iowa
WTF) Baylor

BBQ) michigan.

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Author Topic: 2015 College Football thread of Harbaugh Face (Read 16396 times)