Author Topic: No Fap November (Read 17262 times)

Kara · « **Reply #120 on:** November 10, 2015, 09:22:58 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 10, 2015, 08:43:22 AM

No Pap November, because every women deserves a month off from worrying about cancer.

That might trigger fatherless Bore.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #121 on:** November 10, 2015, 09:27:47 AM »

No Dap November

Can the Coli survive an entire month without giving or receiving a single dap?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #122 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:30:51 AM »

No Slap November

If you made a game where a character slaps their own butt, you have to remove it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #123 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:35:20 AM »

No Cap November

Friends don't let friends wear fedoras.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #124 on:** November 10, 2015, 01:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Kara on November 10, 2015, 01:47:05 AM

Should I parody this thread with No App November or No Schnapps November? I hate the term app but I hate schnapps a lot too.

Wait, how do you pronounce Schnapps?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #125 on:** November 10, 2015, 01:24:38 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2015, 10:35:20 AM

No Cap November

Friends don't let friends wear fedoras.

Alternately, AiA is forced to use all of his 300GB data limit.

Kara · « **Reply #126 on:** November 10, 2015, 01:55:11 PM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on November 10, 2015, 01:12:15 PM

Quote from: Kara on November 10, 2015, 01:47:05 AM
Should I parody this thread with No App November or No Schnapps November? I hate the term app but I hate schnapps a lot too.

Wait, how do you pronounce Schnapps?

[ʃnaps]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_rhyme

Atramental · « **Reply #127 on:** November 10, 2015, 04:30:45 PM »

I'm beginning to stablize. Which is odd since I haven't had any more erotic dreams or any dreams for that matter.

chronovore · « **Reply #128 on:** November 12, 2015, 07:50:27 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 10, 2015, 04:30:45 PM

I'm beginning to stablize. Which is odd since I haven't had any more erotic dreams or any dreams for that matter.

I outsourced your dreams to a kid in India.

He's royally fucked up right now.

Atramental · « **Reply #129 on:** November 12, 2015, 08:14:23 PM »

Update: my "non-discript package" is arriving Tuesday. Oh Lordy.

toku · « **Reply #130 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:05:04 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #131 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:21:15 PM »

How is a fleslight not masturbating.

Rufus · « **Reply #132 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:37:52 PM »

He didn't say he was gonna use it right away.

Maybe it was the motive all along. Build up enough pressure to overcome the shame hump of using one.

Atramental · « **Reply #133 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:38:48 PM »

Like I said in one of my previous posts, I'm going out in a blaze of glory once I've lost the willpower to do this stupid "contest" or whatever.

Also, I wasn't in a normal state of mind when I purchased this thing... Jameson and a raging labido are somewhat to blame.

Atramental · « **Reply #134 on:** November 12, 2015, 11:49:43 PM »

Oh, I bought condoms on Amazon too. Wut.

king of the internet · « **Reply #135 on:** November 13, 2015, 12:04:53 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #136 on:** November 13, 2015, 12:11:00 AM »

Hey, you never know. I might need them some day.

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i.e. When I deplete my "mana" in some backpage chick.

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Atramental · « **Reply #137 on:** November 13, 2015, 12:46:27 AM »

Nah, that's totally masturbation.

Also, fapping to FB pics isn't my style.

Atramental · « **Reply #138 on:** November 13, 2015, 12:48:59 AM »

But you would be breaking some ACTUAL laws though.

Also

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Kara · « **Reply #139 on:** November 13, 2015, 02:28:22 AM »

Glen you really are the most underrated troll at this board.

Atramental · « **Reply #140 on:** November 13, 2015, 08:10:17 AM »

Speaking of trolling, I wouldn't be surprised if Walrus has fapped a handful of times during this whole ordeal.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #141 on:** November 13, 2015, 09:29:38 AM »

Its not masturbation if he is on the phone with his mom while he trusts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #142 on:** November 13, 2015, 09:31:24 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 13, 2015, 08:10:17 AM

Speaking of trolling, I wouldn't be surprised if Walrus has fapped a handful of times during this whole ordeal.

How many milliliters are in a handful? The American system of measurements is crap.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #143 on:** November 13, 2015, 02:37:27 PM »

Honestly Pall, try Tinder.

Atramental · « **Reply #144 on:** November 13, 2015, 03:25:53 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 13, 2015, 01:34:00 PM

Have your first pussy be artificial, brehs.

I'm a fake in my day to day life so it is only natural that my sex life is fake as well.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 13, 2015, 02:37:27 PM

Honestly Pall, try Tinder.

Eventually. But first I need to hire a photographer friend to snap some totally not staged "lifestyle images" of myself. A guy who only has selfies of himself in his bedroom, bathroom, or car is a bad look.

king of the internet · « **Reply #145 on:** November 13, 2015, 03:31:56 PM »

Just speaking for myself, but casually taken pictures from your day to day life always look wayyyy better than staged, "professionally" taken pics, especially when it comes to dating or social media sites. There are exceptions, but the latter usually comes off as try-hard and even a little creepy imo. But let's be honest here...that's just yet another excuse. This whole song and dance has been played out for a long, long time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #146 on:** November 13, 2015, 03:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 13, 2015, 03:25:53 PM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 13, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Have your first pussy be artificial, brehs.
I'm a fake in my day to day life so it is only natural that my sex life is fake as well.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 13, 2015, 02:37:27 PM
Honestly Pall, try Tinder.
Eventually. But first I need to hire a photographer friend to snap some totally not staged "lifestyle images" of myself. A guy who only has selfies of himself in his bedroom, bathroom, or car is a bad look.

Get a dog. It works.

Atramental · « **Reply #147 on:** November 13, 2015, 04:26:19 PM »

Walrus already suggested I get a sheep. And now here's Arvie suggesting I get a dog.

You sick bastards!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #148 on:** November 13, 2015, 04:40:46 PM »

A cat is fine too.

Atramental · « **Reply #149 on:** November 13, 2015, 09:51:56 PM »

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*takes another shot of Jameson*

Tasty · « **Reply #150 on:** November 13, 2015, 10:09:26 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 13, 2015, 09:51:56 PM

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*takes another shot of Jameson*

That's what you'd look like?

I'd probably do you. Hand me that Jameson bitch.

Atramental · « **Reply #151 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:05:31 AM »

Being straight in 2015.

No response from batteries up the nose girl. Which is probably for the best.

Tasty · « **Reply #152 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:07:33 AM »

Being straight in 2015

Atramental · « **Reply #153 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:11:09 AM »

I'm being a bit facetious with that comment. I should probably add that I would have A LOT of options if I were bi.

Kara · « **Reply #154 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:27:32 AM »

Trim your beard breh. Only Triumph can rock that look.

king of the internet · « **Reply #155 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:32:32 AM »

Also why do some people have to contort their faces in such weird ways for selfies? Seems like a more natural / less constipated look would be better but that's just me.

Atramental · « **Reply #156 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:33:12 AM »

Quote from: Kara on November 14, 2015, 12:27:32 AM

Trim your beard breh. Only Triumph can rock that look.

That photo is actually two years old. >_>

My beard is trimmed now.

Edit: and I went ahead and deactivated my account because I really need to get better photos.

Rufus · « **Reply #157 on:** November 14, 2015, 12:55:44 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on November 14, 2015, 12:32:32 AM

Also why do some people have to contort their faces in such weird ways for selfies? Seems like a more natural / less constipated look would be better but that's just me.

But that's more embarrassing if you're kinda awkward. A grimace you have at least some control over.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #158 on:** November 14, 2015, 06:46:19 PM »

No fap November has been great, fucking my wife on the daily

Atramental · « **Reply #159 on:** November 14, 2015, 09:26:48 PM »

Fuck this shit. It's over!

I can't get any work done being this pent up all the time.

toku · « **Reply #160 on:** November 16, 2015, 02:48:09 AM »

how was the fleshlight

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #161 on:** November 16, 2015, 02:53:05 AM »

Ignore Walrus, he spends his free time jerking off to the idea of giving people cancer.

Atramental · « **Reply #162 on:** November 16, 2015, 07:27:54 AM »

Quote from: toku on November 16, 2015, 02:48:09 AM

how was the fleshlight

The shipment was pushed back to Thursday so I had to use my hand like a goddamn animal.

chronovore · « **Reply #163 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:38:10 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 16, 2015, 07:27:54 AM

Quote from: toku on November 16, 2015, 02:48:09 AM
how was the fleshlight
The shipment was pushed back to Thursday so I had to use my hand like a goddamn animal.

Should've used a goddamn animal.

Atramental · « **Reply #164 on:** November 20, 2015, 07:50:30 PM »

I just want to say... all hail the new flesh.

Atramental · « **Reply #165 on:** November 20, 2015, 08:11:39 PM »

Funny thing about this fleshlight is that it's the "stamina trainer" model. Meaning... I barely lasted a minute.

Allegedly if I put in a lot of practice I can up my time to 20 minutes.

Kara · « **Reply #166 on:** November 20, 2015, 08:23:32 PM »

Make sure to show off your progress at BoreCon.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #167 on:** November 20, 2015, 08:45:26 PM »

Box blots of time lasted by number of ejaculations per day please.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #168 on:** November 20, 2015, 11:48:57 PM »

Congrats on the masturbation

Atramental · « **Reply #169 on:** December 01, 2015, 07:06:59 PM »

Hey non-fappers. How's it going?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #170 on:** December 01, 2015, 07:36:27 PM »

How vividly can you see colours now? Are women ultra violet?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #171 on:** December 01, 2015, 07:38:18 PM »

When you hold yourself to pee, is it like climbing the rope in gym class and seeing the girls basketball team on the other side of the gym?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #172 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:11:53 PM »

Its different when you are climbing rope while viewing.

Tasty · « **Reply #173 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:42:08 PM »

You know what would be a better idea? No Porn November or whatever.

You still get relief but you also become gradually un-desensitized to sexy stuff. Win-win.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #174 on:** December 01, 2015, 08:44:36 PM »

No Fag November.

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Smoking isn't healthy for you.

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nachobro · « **Reply #175 on:** December 01, 2015, 09:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 08:42:08 PM

You know what would be a better idea? No Porn November or whatever.

You still get relief but you also become gradually un-desensitized to sexy stuff. Win-win.

so i gotta jerk it to sexy looking clouds or a dinosaur like the cavemen did? no thanks

Tasty · « **Reply #176 on:** December 01, 2015, 10:01:09 PM »

Honestly when I have to use my imagination it's like, 80% quicker for me.

So much idle time wasted browsing around.

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Author Topic: No Fap November (Read 17262 times)