Confessions thread

[Kara]

If you believe the official family history, I'm a direct blood relative of someone purged by the NKVD. (That's not a generic placeholder name, it was the NKVD.)

Not "lost your job" purged either, if you know what I mean.

They don't have a Wikipedia article afaik, but if you web search their name and the circumstances under which they were purged, you get pretty thorough (non-English) results back.

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

If you believe the official family history, I'm a direct blood relative of someone purged by the NKVD. (That's not a generic placeholder name, it was the NKVD.)

Not "lost your job" purged either, if you know what I mean.

They don't have a Wikipedia article afaik, but if you web search their name and the circumstances under which they were purged, you get pretty thorough (non-English) results back.

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NKVD eh? Where they Gypsies, Jewish, or Political enemies of the state? Or a combination?

[Kara]

I can only guess, but from my amateur translations they were bourgeois (in the Marxist and not Weberian meaning of the term) as fuck before things in Europe went tits up.

(Those of you who know why I was disowned may see the irony. First as tragedy, then as farce indeed.)

The eye witness account of the incident I heard personally doesn't jive with the recorded history of that incident but a different one entirely  (hence my skepticism) so really god only knows.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I can only guess, but from my amateur translations they were bourgeois (in the Marxist and not Weberian meaning of the term) as fuck before things in Europe went tits up.

(Those of you who know why I was disowned may see the irony. First as tragedy, then as farce indeed.)

The eye witness account of the incident I heard personally doesn't jive with the recorded history of that incident but a different one entirely  (hence my skepticism) so really god only knows.

Can't have money and be a communist bro....well unless you're nearer to the top of the chain.

[Kara]

Otto: I will not have my son grow up to be a capitalist.

Scarlet: When he's 18 he can make his mind up whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist.

[Madrun Badrun]

During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

[chronovore]

During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.

[Kara]

During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I knew someone who went to Simon Fraser and I always called it Brendan Fraser University.

[Mandark]

You card.

[Joe Molotov]

During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.

I suddenly just remembered Monkeybone 

[Tasty]

Bedazzled is legit good movie and I'll fight you if you say otherwise.

[chronovore]

I like Stiller, so I am forbidden from Liking your post.

During his prime, I wish Brenden Fraser had made more movies.

I was also a fan, but if you look back, he probably made more movies than you remember, but you're blocking them out.

I suddenly just remembered Monkeybone 

See, right? And Encino Man. Pauly Shore.... PAULY SHORE.

[Madrun Badrun]

...last date I went on (about a month and a half ago) went really well, went back to her place... and then, for the first time in my life, *IT* didn't work. It's like, motherfucker, YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

I couldn't keep it hard during vag today to.  Now we are floppy brothers. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This isn't much of a confession but for some reason I really get into classical music during the cold weather months (November, December, January).  Spent the whole Thanksgiving weekend listening to classical music while playing the vidya, driving around, or just at my PC

[I'm a Puppy!]

I can't stand boring people. I think most people have a dramatic story and don't really know it.  I always try to explore if people actually have a dramatic story. But if I find someone that's never had anything interesting happen to them I tend to not hang out with them. This makes it so I don't have boring people as friends. But it also means I don't have normal people as friends

[tiesto]

I'm quite sure I suffer from OCD and it's been getting worse and worse lately

I blow way too much of my take home pay on retro games

I have no close black friends IRL

I enjoy my t&a/cheesecake in gaming and hate to see stuff like that censored

I've fantasized about Rebel Wilson

[demi]

I have no close black friends IRL

[I'm a Puppy!]

But even racists have close black friends. Just ask them!

[Joe Molotov]

No one has close black friends, even black people.

[Madrun Badrun]

I hate how as a white dude, I sometimes have to talk to black dudes just so people don't think I'm racist.  eh, tiesto?

[bork]

I have no close black friends IRL

I enjoy my t&a/cheesecake in gaming and hate to see stuff like that censored

I've fantasized about Rebel Wilson

[tiesto]

More clarification for 'no close black friends' thing:

-I live in the most segregated suburban area in the US
-Many of my closest friends are those I've known since high school (and many of them are of the libertarian type, as some of my Bore FB friends can attest to). My graduating class had 1 black girl in it, there were maybe 5 black people in the whole high school when I was there.
-I work in a field that's notoriously lacking in black people, it's mostly white/Asian/Indian.
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

[bork]

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When I lived on Long Island, there were very few minorities in my town, too.  Hell, speaking of South Park...I was the only Jew in my school.     All the other Jewish kids went to the other school on the other side of town.

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[chronovore]

-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

I don't believe in such a thing.

Change your place of work. Change your location. If you want change, you can make it.

...I mean, it's not like you're a young black man, trapped in the ghetto. 

[CatsCatsCats]

I ate Olive Garden today. It was catered at work.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

More clarification for 'no close black friends' thing:

-I live in the most segregated suburban area in the US
-Many of my closest friends are those I've known since high school (and many of them are of the libertarian type, as some of my Bore FB friends can attest to). My graduating class had 1 black girl in it, there were maybe 5 black people in the whole high school when I was there.
-I work in a field that's notoriously lacking in black people, it's mostly white/Asian/Indian.
-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

LOL you're worrying too much man. Ask me any cultural questions you may have dude.

[Positive Touch]

eh using videogames  as a coping mechanism isn't that bad a thing. when i look around at all the fucked up things people (including myself) have done to cope with shit, playing too many videogames for a few weeks is about as tame as it gets

[Rufus]

Yeah, just don't pick an 'endless' game.

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah, being a total special fellow, sometimes I need time on my own just to balance out, lately this is expressed in me playing Xbone for a couple hours.

[Purrp Skirrp]

I wish I could relive college.

I still think about my HS ex.

I don't like anal as much as I thought I would.

I'm pretty oblivious to other women checking me out.

I want to be a manwhore but lack the confidence to follow through.

My dad likely has asperger's and has always been emotionally abusive.

I have a crush on my therapist, who is married and in her 40s.

I lost my best friend to opiates.

[nudemacusers]

Bork is a Jew? 

[Madrun Badrun]

Yeah, just don't pick an 'endless' game.

My go to is civ

[Rufus]

Welp... Mine is PoE, which is not as bad, but it is updated regularly to pull people back in.

[bork]

Bork is a Jew? 

 

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By birth.  Fuck religion.

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[bork]

-I'm way past the age when you regularly make new friends.

I don't believe in such a thing.

Change your place of work. Change your location. If you want change, you can make it.

...I mean, it's not like you're a young black man, trapped in the ghetto. 

I know what he means.  I feel the same way.  I almost never see any of my old friends and just can't seem to make new ones.  What's worse is that my wife has slowly become the same as me.  So it's sort of just us all the time.   I sort of turned down an invite I got at work.  It just felt awkward and I'm glad I did so, because now I'm that dude's boss. 

[Huff]

Bork is a Jew? 

 

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By birth.  Fuck religion.

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[Madrun Badrun]

I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth;  I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?

[CajoleJuice]

I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth;  I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?

I think you are mixing up/combining religions here.

[Madrun Badrun]

Well its how I became jewish anyway.  Then I got jumped out when I became an atheist. 

[Yulwei]

Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though 

[T234]

Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though 

   

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[team filler]

I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Tim Brown

[I'm a Puppy!]

I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Tim Brown

An obvious lie. No one likes any raider.

[nudemacusers]

I didn't think someone could be Jewish by birth;  I though one becomes Jewish after a priest gobbled on your foreskin?

It doesn't count if it happens when you're 12.

[Phoenix Dark]

Terminator 1 is average at best. Most of the time it's just fucking boring though 

dapped and quoted. Thank you for saying it.

[team filler]

you fuckin bitch

[team filler]

I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Tim Brown

An obvious lie. No one likes any raider.

Timmy Brown was loved by all, FGT. except aia of course, what a true asshole.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm tired of the vidya altogether.  I get more enjoyment buying games than playing them.  I feel like playing games is a chore.

I thought about getting rid of my games and consoles but I can't be assed to ship them to anyone.  The act of putting them in a box, putting a label on it, and standing for half an hour at the post office is apparently too much effort.  I might just toss them in a dumpster.  Maybe I will donate them.

[Joe Molotov]

I'm tired of the vidya altogether.  I get more enjoyment buying games than playing them.  I feel like playing games is a chore.

I thought about getting rid of my games and consoles but I can't be assed to ship them to anyone.  The act of putting them in a box, putting a label on it, and standing for half an hour at the post office is apparently too much effort.  I might just toss them in a dumpster.  Maybe I will donate them.

I'll give you $50 and a picture of demi naked.

[Mupepe]

It makes me livid when someone uses "write-off" to mean "deduction". Like I hate the smiley, but I'm pretty much screaming internally when this happens.

My life every day

[thisismyusername]

I don't like anal as much as I thought I would.

Be the bottom instead of the top, bae.

[qq more]

Each time I come here, I want to post a confession but I cannot honestly think of a good one. I'm a Ninthing I guess given all the Amiibos I collect but I've already said that.


I used to give a shit about Mega Man lore years ago? ...Ehhh. Dunno what this says about me, I guess I have a boring life 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I find the Hitler Youth haircut despite it's unfortunate name rather attractive.

[Rufus]

Just say undercut.

[chronovore]

I'm also very fond of that haircut, but if I tried it, it would look like I was wearing a donut on my head.

[Joe Molotov]

If you had a time machine, would you go back in time and fuck Hitler to death?

[mormapope]

I would fuck his mom before his dad did, and then immediately time travel back to our time before he was born to see how history would play out.

[Purrp Skirrp]

If you buy 1-ply TP, I'm going to opt for your tissues and fuck up your septic

[Phoenix Dark]

I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there

[brawndolicious]

Pour the bottle in the toilet while the shower is running, then smuggle out the bottle under a bunch of towels/clothes and throw it into a trash can. Then be a gentleman and take out the trash.

The one time I lived in an old house with female roommates and only one bathroom, I had to do this very same thing. Probably the reason why their puppy loved me so much as she could smell it.

And try to take your time in the bathroom too. Groom your eyebrows or the black equivalent of time-consuming bathroom tasks. Then you'll have a cover story.