This one time, in college, um some guys...FRAT guys...said they were going to go raping at the sorori....ALL-BLACK...sorority but I heard them and because I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jujutsu I wasn't even scared as I walked up to them, hand on my authentic Shinogi-Zukuri katana, and said "it's high noon, assholes."
Then one of them took a laughable swing at me, so I just dodged it and laughed and that pissed off the other white frat boys and they charged. After I broke one of their legs they scattered like the roaches they were. I told the officer that showed up 15 minutes after I already did his job for him that I didn't want my name in the school paper so that's why there probably isn't anything on Google about it.
