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Raist

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« Reply #16320 on: May 25, 2017, 02:37:26 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1379910

"Magic mushrooms are the safest recreational drug, study says"

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So I thought this was interesting. Obviously, the article does not talk about potential effects it has on, say, neurotoxicity, but regardless, it makes perfect sense given how the mushroom works, apparently. Of course, it's not risk free (the fact that you often do not have control of your thoughts is enough to make me never attempt them), but it's still in line with what I expected.

All good then. :lol

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« Reply #16321 on: May 25, 2017, 08:44:40 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238021239

"any exit polling yet" when it's 6AM in Montana.

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« Reply #16322 on: May 25, 2017, 08:50:37 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=238019178#post238019178

At some point playfully interpreting alternative meanings to people's expressions turned into damning evidence and now people are falling for blatantly fucking obvious Jimmy Kimmel bits.

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« Reply #16323 on: May 25, 2017, 08:51:59 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=238005396

Whoah wait a minute.  A random Montana gas station clerk might be a dumbass hick?  Stop the presses, boys.

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« Reply #16324 on: May 25, 2017, 08:55:39 AM »
Liberuls and cultural marxists deserve more than a body slam in mah honest o'pinion.

*spits on the ground*

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« Reply #16325 on: May 25, 2017, 09:21:55 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238026396&postcount=190

Alright, starting think this guy is an elaborate troll. This is too much.

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« Reply #16326 on: May 25, 2017, 10:31:21 AM »
Food for thought:

When Donald Trump got elected, racists came out openly (most of them hoax but even so, some got there). Do people seriously believe that in the event of an islamic political power the crazies wouldn't show their true colors either? Why is it that only white people are apparently clever enough to hide their "true intentions" properly, according to most mainstream media? Whoops, I obviously meant to say white heterosexual cisgendered males exclusively.

Immigrant Muslims in the US don't get jammed into balkanized, poverty ridden suburbs like Sevran in France or Molenbeek in Belgium.


Or Manchester in Engla... wait a second.

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Abedi was born in Manchester on New Year's Eve 1994, the BBC understands.

Not an immigrant.

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« Reply #16327 on: May 25, 2017, 10:36:49 AM »
Liberuls and cultural marxists deserve more than a body slam in mah honest o'pinion.

*spits on the ground*

9/10 people who say this have no idea what cultural marxism is. They just heard it on the teevee.
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« Reply #16328 on: May 25, 2017, 10:43:39 AM »
but 20-year-old game programmers shouldn't have to do crunch time.

Well, they shouldn't. :trumps Everyone shouldn't have to work themselves to death to live.

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« Reply #16329 on: May 25, 2017, 11:40:45 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238026396&postcount=190

Alright, starting think this guy is an elaborate troll. This is too much.


"Is that real???"


:rofl

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« Reply #16330 on: May 25, 2017, 12:10:40 PM »
Liberuls and cultural marxists deserve more than a body slam in mah honest o'pinion.

*spits on the ground*

9/10 people who say this have no idea what cultural marxism is. They just heard it on the teevee.

cuz it ain't nothin'

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« Reply #16331 on: May 25, 2017, 12:37:04 PM »
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I've been getting a ton of bad ads lately on Mobile GAF. Going to start taking notes because it's the worst it's ever been.

EviLore's response:

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« Reply #16332 on: May 25, 2017, 12:56:12 PM »
Liberuls and cultural marxists deserve more than a body slam in mah honest o'pinion.

*spits on the ground*

9/10 people who say this have no idea what cultural marxism is. They just heard it on the teevee.

cuz it ain't nothin'

and yet it constantly reoccurs

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« Reply #16333 on: May 25, 2017, 01:09:11 PM »
oh please do tell, ye olde wise internet toilet

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« Reply #16334 on: May 25, 2017, 01:28:44 PM »
It's like we have a thread about it just today and we could have a thread about it everyday. It's a real thing. You cannot deny it exists.

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« Reply #16335 on: May 25, 2017, 01:37:48 PM »
Just so you all know, I was not being sincere in that post.  :doge

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« Reply #16336 on: May 25, 2017, 01:56:03 PM »
It's like we have a thread about it just today and we could have a thread about it everyday. It's a real thing. You cannot deny it exists.

pls explain

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« Reply #16337 on: May 25, 2017, 02:03:25 PM »
Group identity with heapings of collectivism, moved away from class and pushed towards identity politics. The concept of intersectionality would be an example, as long as you realize the ultimately oppressed cross-hair of intersectional would be the individual, but individualism tends to get flushed out due to the need to place human existence along power hierarchies and cries of oppression. It's this odd thing where your personal identity isn't your self but the sum of group identities of which you have no choice. Free will is often the end boss in a cultural marxist view of things.

edit: I could add that the lack of detail in looking at the experience of identity and the refusal to handle the complexities are the ultimate pratfall of the ideology, but I think that the concept of free will lurks around as some unspoken enemy of the belief system.

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« Reply #16338 on: May 25, 2017, 03:06:05 PM »
So the tea party, alt-right, trumptards, and gamegators are all cultural marxists as well.
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« Reply #16339 on: May 25, 2017, 03:07:47 PM »
Just so you all know, I was not being sincere in that post.  :doge

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« Reply #16340 on: May 25, 2017, 03:11:10 PM »
So the tea party, alt-right, trumptards, and gamegators are all cultural marxists as well.

The alt-right is for certain. The rest are not.

Current White Nationalism is heavily inspired and largely a response to identity politics. Alt right is white identity politics, so all they're bitching against their enemies and they end up playing the same game. They are the product of decades of "fuckin white male" and Chomsky-like self-loathing of western accomplishments. Eventually you will get a defense force for that, as (I think) Hitchens predicted years ago.

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« Reply #16341 on: May 25, 2017, 03:36:54 PM »

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« Reply #16342 on: May 25, 2017, 04:05:28 PM »
I wish you had more to your self worth than likes on the internet.

 :trumps

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« Reply #16343 on: May 25, 2017, 04:24:29 PM »
I wish you had any worth to the world at all

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« Reply #16344 on: May 25, 2017, 04:31:55 PM »
I wish all of you would shut the fuck up and post more GAF posts, figgurts.

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« Reply #16345 on: May 25, 2017, 06:14:44 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238074696&postcount=35

Can't stop laughing at the mental picture of some dipshit with a Kaz Hirai avatar demanding sources.

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« Reply #16346 on: May 25, 2017, 07:43:35 PM »
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Hey all I recently bought a home. It was built in 1919 and while the basement and the first floor have ample outlets, the bedrooms upstairs only have one outlet each. I was wondering if there's something I could buy that would act as some kind of extension cord , outlet replicator or something in order to get more outlets in different spots of the room. Or maybe i should hire an electrician to make more outlets? Thanks

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« Reply #16347 on: May 25, 2017, 07:47:31 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238083558&postcount=4


I don't think people understand how rare treason is, and how even rarer anyone is executed for it. I believe there have been all of 2 people executed for treason in the past 160 years in the US. Also, Russia is technically an ally of America, not its enemy, so collusion with the Russians isn't treason anyway. But it is bizarre you have people literally clamouring for death, and anyone that is against it (not even against it, but just acknowledging that Jared Kushner would definitely not get executed for any of this) is clearly a Trump defender and probably Russian sympathizer who maybe deserves the same treatment.

Like, dawgs, get a grip.
I can think of no greater act of treason against your country that not helping Hillary Clinton, the most qualified human being to ever exist, ascend to the Presidency as she deserved to.

If you pulled your head out of Putin's ass for two seconds you'd realize this was basically almost a literal textbook definition of an act of war.

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« Reply #16348 on: May 25, 2017, 07:53:48 PM »
shut up u alt-right cultural marxist cuck

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« Reply #16349 on: May 25, 2017, 08:14:32 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238083558&postcount=4


I don't think people understand how rare treason is, and how even rarer anyone is executed for it. I believe there have been all of 2 people executed for treason in the past 160 years in the US. Also, Russia is technically an ally of America, not its enemy, so collusion with the Russians isn't treason anyway. But it is bizarre you have people literally clamouring for death, and anyone that is against it (not even against it, but just acknowledging that Jared Kushner would definitely not get executed for any of this) is clearly a Trump defender and probably Russian sympathizer who maybe deserves the same treatment.

Like, dawgs, get a grip.

Russia is technically an ally, yes, but we're gaining more and more evidence to underline why they shouldn't be – terrible human rights violations, injecting themselves into elections most notably our own, etc.

It's not treason, but Trump and the gang should have to answer for their crimes.  Because what they've done IS a crime.
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« Reply #16350 on: May 25, 2017, 08:38:37 PM »
I wish all of you would shut the fuck up and post more GAF posts, figgurts.

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« Reply #16351 on: May 25, 2017, 09:20:16 PM »
Maybe GAF and the like are too young to remember that Russia is in the semi-democracy it is now because we helped Yeltsin with coup of the USSR and then tried to align the elections post-coup with our tastes.

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« Reply #16352 on: May 25, 2017, 10:08:06 PM »
Every time LionPride posts he gets a little whiter.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1380477
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Ain't this the dude who steals ideas from black women on Twitter and makes long unfunny threads?
:dead

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« Reply #16353 on: May 25, 2017, 11:54:40 PM »
Because what they've done IS a crime.
"If the President* does it, it's not a crime." - :trumps

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« Reply #16354 on: May 26, 2017, 12:14:15 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380501

In a continuation of Benji's previous thread on cultural appropriation, tacos and Bobby Roberts, the original poster says "I'm not sure how I feel about this yet."

In other words, "I don't know how to feel until GAF tells me how to feel, then I feel 100% in that direction."

Way to take a stand, OP.
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« Reply #16355 on: May 26, 2017, 12:49:31 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380501

The original poster says "I'm not sure how I feel about this yet."

In other words, "I don't know how to feel until GAF tells me how to feel, then I feel 100% in that direction."

Not sure I had any opinion on this before but wow, you're totally right.

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« Reply #16356 on: May 26, 2017, 12:51:08 AM »
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Once again, Portland gonna Portland.

Honestly, a little cyanide in the water of that city would go a long way towards making the PNW a better place.
WTF?
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Did you actually just post about killing people in Portland?

WTF?
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You fucking what mate
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A clickbait article elicited such a strong reaction that you joke about killing people in Portland...

you made a mistake somewhere along the line I think
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🤔 Damn man?
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We know it's a joke

It just so happens it's a bad joke that isn't funny
great, now we gotta find the drinking reservoirs for all these people

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« Reply #16357 on: May 26, 2017, 12:59:02 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380501

The original poster says "I'm not sure how I feel about this yet."

In other words, "I don't know how to feel until GAF tells me how to feel, then I feel 100% in that direction."

Not sure I had any opinion on this before but wow, you're totally right.
Wow, just felt my spine fall out of my body into the street.

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« Reply #16358 on: May 26, 2017, 12:59:24 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380501

The original poster says "I'm not sure how I feel about this yet."

In other words, "I don't know how to feel until GAF tells me how to feel, then I feel 100% in that direction."

Not sure I had any opinion on this before but wow, you're totally right.
Wow, just felt my spine fall out of my body into the street.
I drove on the street yesterday, stay safe.

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« Reply #16359 on: May 26, 2017, 01:00:35 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380501

The original poster says "I'm not sure how I feel about this yet."

In other words, "I don't know how to feel until GAF tells me how to feel, then I feel 100% in that direction."

Not sure I had any opinion on this before but wow, you're totally right.
Wow, just felt my spine fall out of my body into the street.
I drove on the street yesterday, stay safe.
You DROVE a car that emits TOXIC EARTH WARMING GASSES? LITERALLY HITLER. EVERYONE QUOTE HIM SO HE CAN GET BANNED. mods hlp.

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« Reply #16360 on: May 26, 2017, 01:39:35 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1380501

The original poster says "I'm not sure how I feel about this yet."

In other words, "I don't know how to feel until GAF tells me how to feel, then I feel 100% in that direction."

Not sure I had any opinion on this before but wow, you're totally right.
Wow, just felt my spine fall out of my body into the street.
I drove on the street yesterday, stay safe.
You DROVE a car that emits TOXIC EARTH WARMING GASSES? LITERALLY HITLER. EVERYONE QUOTE HIM SO HE CAN GET BANNED. mods hlp.
i'm not saying you should be banned but i'm saying the mods should review this, it's their decision not mine, but i know what i'd choose

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« Reply #16361 on: May 26, 2017, 02:15:44 AM »
lol @ bobby linking to his own posts that he made less than an hour ago in the same thread.

Make sure to check out my thoughts on this issue here.

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« Reply #16362 on: May 26, 2017, 02:26:32 AM »
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Who Posted? Total Posts: 246
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« Reply #16363 on: May 26, 2017, 02:27:04 AM »
stump :lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=238088985&postcount=1601
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You know how people warn the left against glorifying punching fascists? It's because you have zero come back when things like this happen to one of our own.
This seems like a pretty dumb comparison for several reasons.

First, you might find that the two people are entirely separate groups and so it's possible the answer is "nobody".

Second, you might find that people who argued "Spencer deserved it" might feel differently here because "desert" is different here. Like, someone's not a hypocrite if they were for the War in Afghanistan and against invading Canada tomorrow, they're judging both by the same standard and coming to different conclusions. I'm for arresting violent criminals but not for arresting babies. I'm for cow meat being legal to eat but against human meat being legal to eat.

Third, you might find that people hold public officials to different stands than random people (so it could be the case that the "victim" "deserved" it in both cases, but that whether or not we think the "perp" should be punished could differ)

Fourth, it's not clear if you think the problem is that people shouldn't punch Nazis (so it's weird that you decided to bring it up now because this is totally unrelated) and you want people to say "Wow, I used to be for punching Nazis, but now this reporter got punched and now I'm against punching Nazis" or if the problem is that people should punch reporters -- in which case make the argument. Hypocrisy is almost never a useful thing to allege because you need to make clear what you want to happen to identify who is in the wrong.

Let me lay out my position:
- I think beating people up is generally bad
- I think it is sometimes but rarely necessary, especially to stop worse harm
- How bad it is when you beat someone up and it's not necessary depends on who they are and what they do
- There is a rank order of people in the world where, like, baby koalas are innocent, and, like, Ultra Spacelord Time Hitler is like really bad, and the rest of us fall in the middle. And the closer someone is to Ultra Spacelord Time Hitler probably the less bad that it is if someone punches them. I think this guy is a less bad person than Duke University's most famous alumni, Richard Spencer.
- I didn't "support" punching Richard Spencer, but I also would not rate it as one of the top ten injustices of all time, and I think it probably wasn't one of the top ten thousand most significant physical assaults that occurred in the United States that day.
- I think public officials should be held to a higher standard than random people of the street, because they choose to be public officials and so we have a better expectation of them keeping their temper together.
- I think it is bad that this guy punched a journalist
- I think it's even worse that he immediately lied about it to avoid accountability
- I also don't think this is one of the most important injustices of our lifetime and I'm OK if this results in a nolo contendere plea and some community service. Although the guy should probably not be a congressman.
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« Reply #16364 on: May 26, 2017, 02:46:44 AM »
One day Hollywood will write an action movie on the level of 007, Bourne or Mission Impossible about these fiendish taco spies. 

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« Reply #16365 on: May 26, 2017, 02:52:23 AM »
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You know, I bet UBI can't believe their luck right now. Announce a new Far Cry that takes place in Montana and centers around a violent ultra religious group....and then this happens.
Luck? Or did they play a more...active role...

 :ohhh

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« Reply #16366 on: May 26, 2017, 02:54:44 AM »
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When this guy wins there needs to be some protests to get him removed in my opinion.

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« Reply #16367 on: May 26, 2017, 03:01:58 AM »
"If you read the article, it says clearly that these women went beyond asking for advice from Mexican shops they visited. They badgered the women they saw making burritos and even spied on their kitchens without informing them in order to gleam as much as they could. Appropriation may sound like a weak reason, but for these people in particular? Fuck em I say. That's amoral as fuck."


Lmao. Spied on someone making a burrito is grounds to be forced out of business and labeled a racist. How they hell do you steal recipes for TACOS?

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The precise origin of the modern burrito is not known. However, it is generally believed to have originated in the Mexican-American community. Some have speculated that it may have originated with vaqueros in northern Mexico in the nineteenth century.[6][8] Many have traced its roots to the farmworkers of the fields in California's Central Valley, in Fresno and Stockton.[9] Farmworkers that picked many of the Central Valley's agricultural products would prepare lunches in the fields consisting of homemade flour tortillas, beans and salsa picante or hot sauce. Other farmworkers would prepare their burritos at home and wrap them in foil wrap

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« Reply #16368 on: May 26, 2017, 07:59:59 AM »
Is this the mound of kneaded flour and ground beef you want to die on?

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« Reply #16369 on: May 26, 2017, 09:27:46 AM »
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Once again, Portland gonna Portland.

Honestly, a little cyanide in the water of that city would go a long way towards making the PNW a better place.
WTF?
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Did you actually just post about killing people in Portland?

WTF?
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You fucking what mate
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A clickbait article elicited such a strong reaction that you joke about killing people in Portland...

you made a mistake somewhere along the line I think
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We know it's a joke

It just so happens it's a bad joke that isn't funny
great, now we gotta find the drinking reservoirs for all these people

still not banned. jeebus.

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« Reply #16370 on: May 26, 2017, 09:43:26 AM »
ど助平

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« Reply #16372 on: May 26, 2017, 09:58:32 AM »
oh my god what a douchelord
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« Reply #16373 on: May 26, 2017, 10:06:46 AM »
I’ve gotta say the 504. There’s something about the cut of it – my silhouette somehow just doesn’t look right without it on my head. The smooth slope from the crown to the brim, the way you can tilt it at just the right angle that almost allows the hat to provide it’s own expression, like a sly little grin just above your eyebrows. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.

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« Reply #16374 on: May 26, 2017, 10:10:53 AM »
3. Describe your fashion style in general.

I’d say “Rumpled Librarian.” I’ve heard others say “Pretentious Hobo,” but those people don’t like me. If you look at the back cover of Chuck Klosterman IV, that’s basically my style. Long-sleeve button up, nice sweater over that, sleeves rolled up, tails untucked, comfy jeans, sneakers, and the whole thing gets topped with a Kangol. I guess you could say it edges towards “Hipster,” but 1) I’m way too old/nerdy/impatient to be trying to play that game and 2) There is no way I could possibly wear clothes that tight. That style’s shifted and morphed over the years, but the constant is always the Kangol.
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« Reply #16375 on: May 26, 2017, 10:20:41 AM »
To be fair, I'd say when it comes to cultural appropriation Bobby Roberts would have quite a lot of experience. So maybe we should listen? I mean, he'd know it when he saw it. :trumps
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« Reply #16376 on: May 26, 2017, 12:29:06 PM »
We've come to that fated day where our goals of being a Taco Ball Enthusiast Forum and a Bobby Roberts Fanclub cannot co-exist.

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« Reply #16377 on: May 26, 2017, 01:37:16 PM »
Bobby Roberts is the douchebag to rule all douchebags.

Also, how can you be so full of yourself, and not get moderator status on NeoGAF?
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« Reply #16378 on: May 26, 2017, 02:28:20 PM »
3. Describe your fashion style in general.

I’d say “Rumpled Librarian.” I’ve heard others say “Pretentious Hobo,” but those people don’t like me. If you look at the back cover of Chuck Klosterman IV, that’s basically my style. Long-sleeve button up, nice sweater over that, sleeves rolled up, tails untucked, comfy jeans, sneakers, and the whole thing gets topped with a Kangol. I guess you could say it edges towards “Hipster,” but 1) I’m way too old/nerdy/impatient to be trying to play that game and 2) There is no way I could possibly wear clothes that tight. That style’s shifted and morphed over the years, but the constant is always the Kangol.
:bobby

Comfy jeans as in, I'm 4'11 and I buy 'em W28L36

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« Reply #16379 on: May 26, 2017, 02:40:29 PM »
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3. Describe your fashion style in general.

I’d say “Rumpled Librarian.” I’ve heard others say “Pretentious Hobo,” but those people don’t like me. If you look at the back cover of Chuck Klosterman IV, that’s basically my style. Long-sleeve button up, nice sweater over that, sleeves rolled up, tails untucked, comfy jeans, sneakers, and the whole thing gets topped with a Kangol. I guess you could say it edges towards “Hipster,” but 1) I’m way too old/nerdy/impatient to be trying to play that game and 2) There is no way I could possibly wear clothes that tight. That style’s shifted and morphed over the years, but the constant is always the Kangol.
:bobby

*looks at above image*

1) Now I see why he uses Photoshop and angles to make himself look black. Eesh.
2) No, Robert. That's a Pretentious Hobo look. Especially with that unkempt beard. It might work in Portland, but: No.

3. Describe your fashion style in general.

I’d say “Rumpled Librarian.” I’ve heard others say “Pretentious Hobo,” but those people don’t like me. If you look at the back cover of Chuck Klosterman IV, that’s basically my style. Long-sleeve button up, nice sweater over that, sleeves rolled up, tails untucked, comfy jeans, sneakers, and the whole thing gets topped with a Kangol. I guess you could say it edges towards “Hipster,” but 1) I’m way too old/nerdy/impatient to be trying to play that game and 2) There is no way I could possibly wear clothes that tight. That style’s shifted and morphed over the years, but the constant is always the Kangol.
:bobby

Comfy jeans as in, I'm 4'11 and I buy 'em W28L36

>tfw you're 6'0" and buy 36W36L for baggy/comfort

:fbm I need to get on the dad clothes look, but I don't want to strangle my crotch. :fbm