VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[Huff]

That's a very jack/the walrus thread and type of responses

[tiesto]

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Yoko, you wrote in Bernie?!   This relationship is over!!!!

My best friend has that same dakimakura, his fiancee doesn't know about it yet though

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

What would it take to incite a military coup to remove Trump?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236686695#post236686695

as i said. i question if there will even be elections. the us political system is getting ignored by trump and he is just testing with what he can get away with at this point. if republicans dont stop him now he may as well declare the united states of trump, an absolute monarchy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236666985#post236666985

This is starting to be not funny how dumb they are.
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These jackasses spend 90%+ of their free time consuming pop culture so it's little surprise that they think that some shit they'd see on House of Cards would fly.

[Phoenix Dark]

I would have sex with the racist thisismyusername.

Same. I do like race play.

[zomgee]

g-g-g-gamergate


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374057


n-n-n-nazis

[zepblackstar]

neogaf users not recognizing church stuff..... not surprised.

[Atramental]

g-g-g-gamergate


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374057


n-n-n-nazis

[Raist]

g-g-g-gamergate


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374057


n-n-n-nazis

Fucking nazis are everywhere man.

[etiolate]

https://twitter.com/joss/status/863780776701284352

Wonder which gaf account is his

[Raist]

Jobby Woberts.

[thisismyusername]

Wonder which gaf account is his

Yeah, I like Joss. But ever since Trump won, he's been an insufferable cunt.

[zepblackstar]

Wait till he turns Joker alt-right in the new Batgirl movie for justice!

[Atramental]

"I'm going to make Gotham... Great Again! Reee-hee-hee-heeeee!"

[Joe Molotov]

Bane =  Occupy Wall Street
Joker = Alt-Right
Poison Ivy = ELF
Deathstroke = NRA
Catwoman = Marxist Feminism
Penguin = MRA
Hugo Strange = March for Science

[WanderingWind]

Anarky = 4Chan

[Let's Cyber]

g-g-g-gamergate


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374057


n-n-n-nazis

This is paranoid NeoGAF equivalent of the non-existent Obama "Terrorist Fist Jab" Fox News made up.

Has Nazism infiltrated America's churches? We'll let YOU decide!

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=236800695

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374183

[nudemacusers]

Imagine how much more sad it would be if it were a fight over watching South Park. 

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374183

God, what an embarrassing thread.

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Even more so since I'm moving in with my brother next year but we got all of our sibling rivalry out our systems around age 10. 

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[zomgee]

"I feel bad for buying a Dilbert calendar many years ago."

Anyone remember when churches used to have record burning parties in the 80's? This is kinda the same thing isn't it?

[WanderingWind]

You say that, but on a long enough timeline, you will hate every non-sexual roommate you'll ever have. And even then, it's 50/50.

[Stro]

I am enjoying the glitch in the matrix thread, where people's ideas of a "glitch in the matrix" seem to be having a modicum of situational awareness, enjoying popular songs, or getting high.

[Atramental]

You say that, but on a long enough timeline, you will hate every non-sexual roommate you'll ever have. And even then, it's 50/50.

Eh, well it's a big house I'm moving into and it's not like I'm planning on staying there forever.

[WanderingWind]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374183

It's either bullshit, or they live in Florida.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236852565&postcount=175

Cringing so hard at this thread. You man are in your 30s and fighting over games? I'm literally picturing 2 robin William looking dudes being like "cmon John......mom said it was my tuuuuuuuurn 12 minutes ago"

And you both live alone but your mom just happened to show up at the right time to break up the fight? Be honest OP. Y'all both still living at home with momma.

And regarding the attsck, don't start none won't be none. Your ass wouldn't have got clapped if you didn't throw the pillow

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236852565&postcount=175

Cringing so hard at this thread. You man are in your 30s and fighting over games? I'm literally picturing 2 robin William looking dudes being like "cmon John......mom said it was my tuuuuuuuurn 12 minutes ago"

And you both live alone but your mom just happened to show up at the right time to break up the fight? Be honest OP. Y'all both still living at home with momma.

And regarding the attsck, don't start none won't be none. Your ass wouldn't have got clapped if you didn't throw the pillow

I like how it starts out like "You two are a bunch of children" but then ends up "Well yeah, if you throw a pillow at your 30 y/o brother, you should expect to have to throw down because that's how things work"

[Atramental]

Didn't FreeMufasa knock up some Japanese girl and ended up leaving her?

[Raist]

Gaffer leaves parent's basement for the first time, discovers nature.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374354

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236852565&postcount=175

Cringing so hard at this thread. You man are in your 30s and fighting over games? I'm literally picturing 2 robin William looking dudes being like "cmon John......mom said it was my tuuuuuuuurn 12 minutes ago"

And you both live alone but your mom just happened to show up at the right time to break up the fight? Be honest OP. Y'all both still living at home with momma.

And regarding the attsck, don't start none won't be none. Your ass wouldn't have got clapped if you didn't throw the pillow

I like how it starts out like "You two are a bunch of children" but then ends up "Well yeah, if you throw a pillow at your 30 y/o brother, you should expect to have to throw down because that's how things work"

How do your's and Great Rumbler's arguments about video games play out? 

[Mr. Nobody]

Bane =  Occupy Wall Street
Joker = Alt-Right
Poison Ivy = ELF
Deathstroke = NRA
Catwoman = Marxist Feminism
Penguin = MRA
Hugo Strange = March for Science

Anarky = 4Chan

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236852565&postcount=175

Cringing so hard at this thread. You man are in your 30s and fighting over games? I'm literally picturing 2 robin William looking dudes being like "cmon John......mom said it was my tuuuuuuuurn 12 minutes ago"

And you both live alone but your mom just happened to show up at the right time to break up the fight? Be honest OP. Y'all both still living at home with momma.

And regarding the attsck, don't start none won't be none. Your ass wouldn't have got clapped if you didn't throw the pillow

I like how it starts out like "You two are a bunch of children" but then ends up "Well yeah, if you throw a pillow at your 30 y/o brother, you should expect to have to throw down because that's how things work"

How do your's and Great Rumbler's arguments about video games play out? 

no items, fox only, final destination

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[railGUN]

I think I've found the best summation possible of what NeoGAF has become, in video form.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236850693&postcount=128

I'm canadian and I don't think I've ever seen a detailed map of asia before (or if I did it was probably in middle school or some shit).

Fuck this gay earth.

[Atramental]

I can pick out most countries on a blank world map thanks to my autistic phase with maps and globes as a child. 

I'm pretty good with flags as well.

[Joe Molotov]

I can pick out most countries on a blank world map thanks to my autistic phase with maps and globes as a child. 

I'm pretty good with flags as well.

Wow, okay nerd.  You're only supposed to know enough to look down at the average Trump supporter. Now you're just being ridiculous.

[stufte]

if there ain't a U, S, or A in it I don't know where it is, and it doesn't matter.

 

[Joe Molotov]

if there ain't a U, S, or A in it I don't know where it is, and it doesn't matter.

 

lol, look at this moron, doesn't even know where North Korea is

[stufte]

Found it:

[Let's Cyber]

Southeast Asia would fuck my shit up if someone quizzed me it right now tbh.

I know where the Philippines and Vietnam are. I have a rough idea of the islands that make up Indonesia but I'd be screwed after that.

[WanderingWind]

I'm pretty good with flags as well.

Hands up. Is anybody at all surprised by this?

[etiolate]

Indonesia I could figure out because it's an island chain. The difficulty is separating Laos and Cambodia from Vietnam. Thailand has a some definable shape at least, but I mix up the other three.

[archie4208]

[etiolate]

khao poon some good shit

[stufte]

Jesus Christ that show is racist, what kind of nazi created that shit?

[railGUN]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374063

My insurance cut me check, and this past Friday afternoon, I purchased something of a dream car—a 2013 Nissan Juke—fully loaded, with only 26K on it.

 

[stufte]

Nissan Juke.

Dream Car.

Low Standards.

[Dickie Dee]

Nissan Juke.

Dream Car.

Low Standards.

Did you get the same banner ad there I just got?

[stufte]

Nissan Juke.

Dream Car.

Low Standards.

Did you get the same banner ad there I just got?

What's a banner ad?

[etiolate]

*googles Nissan Juke*
"sub-compact SUV"

w h y

[WanderingWind]

Poor men's dreams come in the realistic and unrealistic variety, both usually equally unobtainable. Ain't even mad at dude for getting where he wanted to be.

[Great Rumbler]

At least buy a '87 Thunderbird or something, geez.

[samfish]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374063

My insurance cut me check, and this past Friday afternoon, I purchased something of a dream car—a 2013 Nissan Juke—fully loaded, with only 26K on it.

 

When you set the bar low enough, you'll always be satisfied.

[thisismyusername]

"My dream car is a 96 Toyota Camry"

No lie, I want a mid-90's to mid-00's Mitsubishi Eclipse. (GAYYYYYYYYYY I know)

Dream car would be a Porsche 911 though. Not quite "supercar" and able to be street-driven most of the time.

[tiesto]

Nissan Juke.

Dream Car.

Low Standards.

My ex's dream car was a Nissan Altima, I was just like 'wtf'?

Mine is an 86 Testarossa that I'd just drive around blasting synthwave and shit

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1374183

It's either bullshit, or they live in Florida.

Or his brother is Amirox.

[WanderingWind]

"My dream car is a 96 Toyota Camry"

No lie, I want a mid-90's to mid-00's Mitsubishi Eclipse. (GAYYYYYYYYYY I know)

Dream car would be a Porsche 911 though. Not quite "supercar" and able to be street-driven most of the time.

Bro. Me back in like, 06ish.

[thisismyusername]

I can't lie. I love the bubble look of it.

[WanderingWind]

Me too, man. Me too.

[Trurl]

Why do people on GAF always view the events surrounding Trump through the lense of the inevitable movie?  Is it because it lets us imagine a future where everything is fine and we're laughing about all of this inside of a movie theater?  Are they Abed from Community?