VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[railGUN]

 

[daemon]

Did somebody just say One Piece is more iconic than DBZ..?

yeah, it is. Plus it has almost doubled the lifetime sales of DBZ.

[clothedmacuser]

Trump Rally thread at 12,000 posts.  Why are these idiots watching that crap?  Does indignant righteousness stimulate the pleasure centers of the GAFfer brain?

I KNOW Trump voters post here.

Please, explain how you can continue to still support this bloviating moron to me, you can even PM me and I won't yell.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246768106&postcount=1187

"Plz argue with me, I'm so close to a hands free orgasm"

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1416159&page=27

He looks exactly like someone who'd right that memo, E.T looking fucker lol.

Just once I'd like to see a 6'6" 240lbs 10% bodyfat chiseled jaw Brad Pitt look alike doing the usual redpill shit.

Somehow I get a feeling that on a scale of Bobby Hobbits to 6'6" chiseled hunk, the average Gaffer is much closer to Bobby Hobbits.

[Momo]

Code Geass has the worst drop off in quality of any anime i've ever watched. Fuck that nonsense.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26345196&postcount=65

[Momo]

The rough patch starts exactly when Spinzaku spinkicks Ledouche and it never ends 

[counterhit]

I like how GAF is slowly running out of popular YouTubers they can have a decent thread about.

DragonBallZ is trash tier, here is the gold standard shonen

trash tier compared to the 1999 version. Don't ever say you like anime in public again.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1422512

oh boy

I mean, since she's using other comedians' jokes, it's only fair she gets the same salary amirite?

[Tasty]

trash tier compared to the 1999 version. Don't ever say you like anime in public again.

99 version with whack colors, worse music, worse animation, added filler and lacking the last two arcs?

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1422512

oh boy

maybe amy should do anything that is as funny as one of their jokes before she asks for their paycheck

Meh. Are we gonna pretend pay is based on "merit" ?
Good for her for running a tight ship in negotiations.

The Faceless Master Baiter already working that race angle :

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=246749882

[clothedmacuser]

Meh. Are we gonna pretend pay is based on "merit" ?
Good for her for running a tight ship in negotiations.

The Faceless Master Baiter already working that race angle :

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=246749882

"Every time a white women wins a black person loses." - Ancient GAF proverb 

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1422404

Those first replies

The idea that someone would actually top Kek at Duck Soup or Jacque Tati stretches credulity.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=246778364

She shouldn't even have a special on Netflix for stealing jokes. Any comedian male or female that steals jokes should be expelled.

Expelled from what ?

[Momo]

I like how GAF is slowly running out of popular YouTubers they can have a decent thread about.

DragonBallZ is trash tier, here is the gold standard shonen

trash tier compared to the 1999 version. Don't ever say you like anime in public again.

I said gold standard shonen not anime, I barely watch anime, I read manga.

[TVC15]

Way too much anime talk here. Either you bitches are going to be begging to be topped by convicted pedo Amir0x, or you're going to be arguing about the difference between pedophilia and ephebophila.

CUT IT OUT! Anime is for fucking perverts and etoilets.

[jorma]

Don't ever say you like anime in public again.

This should probably be the golden standard for everyone.

[samfish]

Honestly, we really should stop talking about anime. I can literally feel my virginity coming back.

[Brehvolution]

Just don't watch any anime

Quoting for new page.

[FunSlower]

What do you think Bobby Roberts' favorite animu is?

[samfish]

What do you think Bobby Roberts' favorite animu is?

Probably that one where everyone goes on smarmy, long winded doucherants while they masturbate.

[FunSlower]

Alright, let's fucking go! What an OP
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1422600

Downloading photos from Facebook. Wonder why?

[FStop7]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=246789090

good thread to be joking in, keep it classy breh

[CrankyJay]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246763612&postcount=63

The OP has some fucking issues. I hope he does leave the CS field. He's awful.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246786070&postcount=609

If she were a man, videos like this wouldn't be happening.

HAHAH Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Carlos Mencia for ONE.

[Momo]

Amy Schumer is a talentless hack, not worth getting worked up over when she's easily avoidable.

[Momo]

Used to have similar issues till I moved to specialist dev and now i'm happy as shit. I do my own architecture, implementation, documentation and lifecycle management, all im really required is to provide procs for an api into my very self contained systems.

[thisismyusername]

She was great in Parks and Rec.

All White Blonde bitches look the same to you, huh? Racist.

[stufte]

She was great in Parks and Rec.

All White Blonde bitches look the same to you, huh? Racist.

All women are Bitches to you, huh? Sexist. Misogynist.

[Great Rumbler]

Wow, problematic. Is this really the hill you want to die on?

[Steve Contra]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1422404

Those first replies

The idea that someone would actually top Kek at Duck Soup or Jacque Tati stretches credulity.

This is when you know you have terrible taste.

[Raist]

She was great in Parks and Rec.

All White Blonde bitches look the same to you, huh? Racist.

Says the guy with an Amy Schumer avatar.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246786070&postcount=609

If she were a man, videos like this wouldn't be happening.

HAHAH Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Carlos Mencia for ONE.

Mods pls. Stufte is obviously an agent of the patriarchy.

[stufte]

Oh that reminds me, I need to renew my agent license with the patriarchy board.

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1422404

Those first replies

The idea that someone would actually top Kek at Duck Soup or Jacque Tati stretches credulity.

I saw that thread and I 'ed. People demanding that Dodgeball be in the Top 10 or that they've never seen any of these movies because they were made before 1980. Be basic af, brehs.

[FStop7]

Someone posted that Kung Pao: Enter the Fist should be on the list.

 

[Lothar]

There's no Ace Ventura or any Jim Carrey.  No Friday!  It's a terrible list.

[Joe Molotov]

Playtime is a great movie. Jacques Tati

[Joe Molotov]

Threads about lists are always good for a laugh.

Unlike the average gaffer's favorite comedy, amirite?

[team filler]

house party is s-tier

[Cerveza mas fina]

I have an account for sale btw

Is there anyone desperate enough?

Pm with legit offers gaf lurkers

[zepblackstar]

 

Re: Amy Schumer

https://twitter.com/RealLifeKaz/status/900115568614924288

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246833360&postcount=449

But it is. That's why we bred them. These animals we breed and slaughter for their meat are basically products the minute they're born. They're not the same as wild animals. They're made and killed by humans.

Sounds like something slave owners would've said at one time about people born in to slavery.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246833360&postcount=449

But it is. That's why we bred them. These animals we breed and slaughter for their meat are basically products the minute they're born. They're not the same as wild animals. They're made and killed by humans.

Sounds like something slave owners would've said at one time about people born in to slavery.

Only topped by the fuckboy wishing cancer on people who eat bacon.

[Rahxephon91]

I mean Code Geass is a really amazing amazing and awesome show.

Fixed.

Never has a word been used so wrong before.

[daycru]

Amy Schumer didn't steal jokes

[team filler]

Amy Schumer didn't steal jokes

I hope not, she stole the wrong ones.

[clothedmacuser]

Trump Bans Trans thread

Remember, folks... every move that the Trump administration deems fit to make is tied to the ENTIRE Republican party and everyone that voted for him or normalized his actions out of selfish interest (that includes you CNN).

You must treat them ALL with the same degree of scorn and distaste. And they must ALL pay the price when you have the opportunity to vote with your wallet or with your electoral power. They are ALL complicit. Even through their cowardice when they fail to act. Even when they throw empty shots at him in faux outrage. They are ALL equally guilty.

All of this. ALL OF THIS.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1423000


CNN voted Trump.  Also, it's funny how trans soldiers are respectable to GAF.  John McCain is a homicidal maniac for being a pilot in Vietnam but had he been born Judith McCain he would be worthy the Medal of Honor.

[clothedmacuser]

Trans rights and issues just aren't important enough to the general public for it to catch on and become a SC-worthy issue. Even on the smaller scale of things, I'll bet this topic barely makes it through a few pages on 50ppp.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246850282&postcount=39

Ah yes, the article in the Constitution that says, "only those topics with sufficient entertainment value to the public or warranting a 20 page thread on message boards shall be put forward to the supreme court."

[samfish]

brb, going to Wal-Mart to buy some dresses so I can dodge the draft when the second Korean War starts up in a few months.

Gotta get started convincing people now so it's believable later.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually I'm probably too fat to be drafted anyway.

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[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246836868&postcount=250

And Destiny is the greatest game I've ever played.  Sad you don't have friends to realize that.

[samfish]

I remember when I was young enough to still give a shit about video games like that.

[daemon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246763612&postcount=63

The OP has some fucking issues. I hope he does leave the CS field. He's awful.

OP has issues but probably not in the field. People who suck at their job tend to be ones that think they do everything right.

spot on.

[benjipwns]

Trump Bans Trans thread

Remember, folks... every move that the Trump administration deems fit to make is tied to the ENTIRE Republican party and everyone that voted for him or normalized his actions out of selfish interest (that includes you CNN).

You must treat them ALL with the same degree of scorn and distaste. And they must ALL pay the price when you have the opportunity to vote with your wallet or with your electoral power. They are ALL complicit. Even through their cowardice when they fail to act. Even when they throw empty shots at him in faux outrage. They are ALL equally guilty.

All of this. ALL OF THIS.

Yeah folks, remember this when the Republican Party tries to pull the wool over your eyes and comes out for transgender rights (especially in the military) during the midterms...

wait

[benjipwns]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1422404

Those first replies

The idea that someone would actually top Kek at Duck Soup or Jacque Tati stretches credulity.

i partially agree with this statement from that unhinged nutjob because i've seen it with even newer stuff like Airplane! and such where they did the jokes first but it's been done since so many times or referenced that someone seeing the original it's not actually funny

to take just the first one, Duck Soup is totally packed with them, whole extended gimmicks have been compressed into single setups and punchlines and re-used in films/cartoons/sitcoms, hell, Groucho's entire persona as Rufus T. Firefly is mimicked so much that people know it without ever having seen it...Mel Brooks's governor in Blazing Saddles openly plays some homage to the character, and how many films after that did the same or just plain Schumer'd it for laughs? Plus anyone who's ever seen Animaniacs will not realize they've seen the same exact Groucho jokes almost word for word or slightly tweaked....hell, how many times did Looney Tunes drop "of course, you realize, this means war!" MST3K used to reference it like mad after Joel left because iirc it's one of Mike's favorites.

also, lots of Duck Soup doesn't work as quotes because it's word play like this or because of how Groucho delivers it in what should be a serious scene:

I'm in a hurry! To the House of Representatives! Ride like fury! If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethel runs out, get Mabel! Now step on it!

arguably, the weirdest thing about Duck Soup today is its running time, it's barely over an hour long and it's like five minutes of plot and sixty minutes of Groucho cracking endless jokes like they left the camera running...even those bad bad bad parody movies from that one team of directors, those are all over 90 minutes and are nowhere near as relentless as Duck Soup is with blatant gags, almost every line is one or about to become one

Duck Soup is even referenced in the game Batman: Arkham Asylum to relate it to NeoGAF.com a forum presumably about video games:

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot

[clothedmacuser]

All I know is that I used to rewind this moment as a kid and it had me and my two brothers in stiches on the floor.

http://i.imgur.com/SyFJodC.gifv

It's still hard to pinpoint why it's so damn funny.

[benjipwns]

But that's like the root version everyone has copied for nearly a century since so few coming to it today for the first time would think of it as uniquely comedic, just another fake mirror gag, even though it was actually an innovative version of it at the time because they switch sides and continue imitating each other even though both should at that point be aware it's not a mirror. (Thanks for explaining the joke benji.)

There's a need for some people to experience something new and unexpected continuously or it can go to hell, NeoGAF.com is full of these people as evidenced by the way they obsess about spoilers.

Considering they'd also have to check if it's allowed to be funny first on top of that and you can see why it's just easier to avoid all that unpleasantness.

Plus let's be totally honest here. Marx Brothers? Sounds like a group of BernieBros to me. I bet not a one of them came out in support of Hillary let alone voted for her. Except maybe in Chicago.

[Let's Cyber]

Just look at these fucking commie Nazi gamergaters. All cis white males. Why aren't there not Marx SISTERS, Hollywood? The first half of 20th century was highly problematic.

 

[benjipwns]

at least they're called crackers

[chronovore]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=246836868&postcount=250

And Destiny is the greatest game I've ever played.  Sad you don't have friends to realize that.

It takes brass to put out a subjective statement as proof of an objective claim, and then finish with a lame ad hominem.  Urge26 must be quite a piece of work.

[benjipwns]

The embargo for Destiny 2 previews is gonna be lifted for this Thursday at 5 PM CEST

So if you want to stay spoiler-free, its better off to not read/watch the previews.