VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[Rufus]

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No.

No no no.

[MMaRsu]

I dunno seeing Alex do a 12 hour drum rock band marathon was pretty cool

[Rufus]

The #1 thing that makes Alex annoying is the occasional yelling and the way he enunciates the final word of a sentence. He trails off into this aristocratic lull which makes him sound insincere. Once you notice it, it becomes impossible to ignore.

[MMaRsu]

HOLY SHIT

Posted by ZombiePie (6766 posts) 1 hour, 47 minutes ago

Upon a closer examination of your account, it has recently been discovered that your user icon features the use of drugs. This is in violation of the Giant Bomb Community Rules. As such, your account's posting privileges have been temporarily revoked until you rectify this. Also, the offending images have been permanently removed from your account.

 

[VomKriege]

I don't think you'll beat the rap here 

[thisismyusername]

Once again:

Rofl fuck that, cancelling premium sub.

Subscribing to GiantBomb!

Paying those folks for stuff that was formerly free.

Also:

I don't think you'll beat the rap here 

Almost as bad as Rah's desire to post back on GAF, dude. They say you're violating their T.O.S., Jeff and Crew don't give a damn about the community so long as they get paid. Either deal or don't.

[zomgee]

The #1 thing that makes Alex annoying is the occasional yelling and the way he enunciates the final word of a sentence. He trails off into this aristocratic lull which makes him sound insincere. Once you notice it, it becomes impossible to ignore.

I'm going to make listening to Alex even worse. Ready? Every time he talks he says uhhh. Not a little, a LOT. Beginning of sentence, middle of sentence. Nearly every sentence.

Uhhhhh sentence.

Words uhhhhhhh end of sentence.

There. Now the next time you listen you won't be able to not hear it.

You're welcome.

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I pay for Giant Bomb, they make good content. Come at me. I don't participate in their forums though.

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[Rufus]

The next Beastcast is going to be juuuuuust great. Thanks.

[MMaRsu]

In what fucking world is weed offensive.

Are they from the church or what 

 

[Mupepe]

In what fucking world is weed offensive.

Are they from the church or what 

 

It's divisive and is a distraction to real coherent discussion, shitlord.

[VomKriege]

Not to really defend it or anything, but aren't site owners liable even for contributions by users on a message board ? Always took that was why moderation teams tend to be extra stiff on piracy links and drug talk.

[benjipwns]

Upon a closer examination of your account, it has recently been discovered that your user icon features the use of drugs. This is in violation of the Giant Bomb Community Rules. As such, your account's posting privileges have been temporarily revoked until you rectify this. Also, the offending images have been permanently removed from your account.

So, problem solved?

[benjipwns]

GiantBomb best moment still that South Park PC principal reveal where two of them get pissed and the others smirk knowing they are pissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9-1sMwi4Xc

Big surprise that it's edgelord PC King Alex Navarro and "I'm writing a thesis on play"  Austin Walker.

and of course Dan pipes up "I thought it was alright!"

I kinda love Dan now after he was seemingly hyper annoying early on, he's so earnest and naive and lacking filters when he has no clue about something and is totally fine with it

Jeff and he have a big worldy brother/little naive brother thing that's been happening that's adorable

like in that mini-NES video, Dan starts talking about how he always stole powerups and tried to knock people into death as a kid and says he thought it was supposed to be competitive and that everyone did that stuff and Jeff goes "no, that's just called being a dick"

Jeff and Jason are good duo too, especially when they're doing hard science

they should trade Brad east for Vinny back instead

[headwalk]

dan is a parallel universe human where 9/11 never happened.

for jeff, 9/11 is just the alarm he hears at 8am every morning.

[nudemacusers]

Can we rank giant bomb employees itt

[headwalk]

drew is underrated. everyone could use a friend like drew.

[MMaRsu]

Not to really defend it or anything, but aren't site owners liable even for contributions by users on a message board ? Always took that was why moderation teams tend to be extra stiff on piracy links and drug talk.

Yeah could be + its all CBS. But I never post on the forums, just below content they put up mostly.

Either way it's fucking childish what they are doing now removing my avatar and such but eh. I'll just go play Windwaker and smoke a bowl

 

[Boredfrom]

GiantBomb best moment still that South Park PC principal reveal where two of them get pissed and the others smirk knowing they are pissed.

Big surprise that it's edgelord PC King Alex Navarro and "I'm writing a thesis on play"  Austin Walker.

I can see why Austin will be offended and make the mood worse for everyone even if it was not his intention, but Alex doubled down to a degree that made the rest of that stream awkward. Not their best moment, and I like Austin most of the time.  Is funny how Jeff think they are above humor like South Park or GTA but they still discuss weed on stream. 

[zomgee]

Ultimate Giant Bomb Crew:

Jeff Gerstmann
Vinny Caravella
Jason Oestreicher
Drew Scanlon
Jeff Bakalar

Drew is a gem. Some of his jokes are razor sharp and very quick. You just have to really listen to hear them.

Brad won't take a stand on anything. He can say the sky is blue until Jeff says it's red, and suddenly Brad thinks the sky is red.

I'll take a little bit of Dan Ryckert until he starts acting like he's a three year old. Also "my fiance, my fiance, my fiance, my fiance..."

I miss Austin Walker since he had a different view of games and a good sense of humor.

Alex Navarro could say a lot but he doesn't like anything, is self centered, and is usually 5th in line with the same joke. And the self-deprecation shit is old. He's also the "sports guy" which is a big problem since I'm not sure he even knows his local pro teams. Says UH a lot.

All this makes me Alt Right on someone's list.

[Boredfrom]

Alex can be funny when he is paired with people like Vinny and Dan as he is good playing the straight man in the comedy rutine. Cynical or political like minded people like Jeff and Austin  usually makes him be comfortable in a way it makes the viewer uncomfortable.

[Let's Cyber]

THIS THREAD IS FOR FINAL FANTASY RANKINGS AND NEOGAF.COM

STFU about giantbomb you fucking nerds

[zomgee]

Skyrim > FF 10

[helios]

Can we rank Shenmue games?

[Boredfrom]

Dragon Ball Super went full Final Fantasy this week, but I kind of dig it.

[archie4208]

LttP > OOT >Twilight Princess > Link's Awakening > I can't remember the rest so they probably aren't that great.

[Boredfrom]

LttP > OOT >Twilight Princess > Link's Awakening > I can't remember the rest so they probably aren't that great.

Link Awakening is better than Twilight Princess, thought.

[zomgee]

Coke > Pepsi

[zepblackstar]

Can we rank Shenmue games?

Shenmue 3>>>2>>>1

[MMaRsu]

7up> coke

[Mupepe]

Coke > Pepsi

No

[Phoenix Dark]

Missionary>Doggystyle

[railGUN]

I only played one Final Fantasy in my life for more than an hour.

FFXI.

Played that shit for like 10,000 hours.

UNDERSTOOD NOTHING.

[Mupepe]

I only played one Final Fantasy in my life for more than an hour.

FFXI.

Played that shit for like 10,000 hours.

UNDERSTOOD NOTHING.

I fucking loved FF XI in high school. I would play from like 3pm to 4am every night. My Linkshell was the fucking bomb. It gave me the name Mupepe for my red mage. I could spend hours fishing and looting worms for silk thread.

[railGUN]

I camped Spook in the graveyard religiously. Had travelers mantels on lock down. Everyone thought I was a bot but I never cheated. I was fast at claiming, and used to go against Chinese bots in Sky all the time. My linkshell loved me for that.

[Tasty]

Missionary>Doggystyle

No

[Phoenix Dark]

Missionary>cowgirl>doggystyle>reverse cowgirl>side fucking

missionary with her legs in the air>


mastering this shit
http://sluttygirlproblems.com/guide/the-cat-coital-alignment-technique/#.WB_ofvTwDMB


having sex>cuddling>talking about sex>talking about videogames>>>playing videogames>>>playing Final Fantasy

[zepblackstar]

Only impression here is way too many people not cleaning up their rooms

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1309051

[nudemacusers]

Missionary>Doggystyle

my wife o's every tiem

[Phoenix Dark]

Missionary>Doggystyle

my wife o's every tiem

when you feel the pussy pulsate and start suffocating your dick

[nudemacusers]

when she grabs you and starts fucking back from the bottom, pulling you in like a vacuum pump

[Phoenix Dark]

When you slowly slide down and start eating her out until you put her to sleep

[nudemacusers]

doing all this on her period

[Shuri]

While her husband is in the corner, watching 

[zepblackstar]

While her husband is in the corner, watching 

confess, you the husband in the corner

[thisismyusername]

Missionary>Doggystyle

That is a damn lie, coming from you. We all know you're doggy.

I only played one Final Fantasy in my life for more than an hour.

FFXI.

Played that shit for like 10,000 hours.

UNDERSTOOD NOTHING.

I need to hunt down a private server for that and 14.

[Phoenix Dark]

Like Mr. Glass, I believe I have found myself. I know who I am. I like pleasing my partner, perhaps more than I like receiving pleasure. The thing I like about missionary is that if you do it right, it makes her cum more than any other position. If your dick is hitting her clit you're doing it right (see the link I posted). That shit makes them go crazy...and I like that, a lot.

[bluemax]

Mark Kern ‏@Grummz  13h13 hours ago
Gamers were hounded, bullied and excluded. This rewriting of nerd history to paint us privileged sexists/racists by crybullies is laughable.

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/795265974161129473

His replies to this are fun:

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/795356932156444672

[recursivelyenumerable]

Dude is probably going to still be tweeting the same stuff 10 years from now

[zepblackstar]

Shit if Gamers were privileged, mean nasty assholes who really fought back against attacks like they said, the attackers would be down in seconds.

[zomgee]

I fucking loved FF XI in high school. I would play from like 3pm to 4am every night. My Linkshell was the fucking bomb. It gave me the name Mupepe for my red mage. I could spend hours fishing and looting worms for silk thread.

I looted my worm for silk thread every night in high school.

[Hock]

I would love to ask a lot of these people how exactly they were bullied for liking games. I went to high school in the early-mid 2000s and I don't remember ever getting shit on for liking games. I might have gotten off easy because I was tall and big, but I also wore dragon pattern button ups, retro game shirts and would walk around carrying issues of EGM. If anyone was gonna get picked on for being into games it would be me. But it never happened.

I mean I did get made fun of  from time to time but it was more for being shy, wearing Walmart clothes and looking like a general dork,  not nice but still nothing to do with games. Not saying it never happens but everyone got made of in high school for something or another, how selfish are we to think it only happened to us and that it now means we have to exclude others from our "secret club"?

[zepblackstar]

I would love to ask a lot of these people how exactly they were bullied for liking games. I went to high school in the early-mid 2000s and I don't remember ever getting shit on for liking games. I might have gotten off easy because I was tall and big, but I also wore dragon pattern button ups' retro game shirts and would walk around carrying issues of EGM. If anyone was gonna get picked on for being into games it would be me. But it never happened.

I mean I did get made fun of  from time to time but it was more for being shy, wearing Walmart clothes and looking like a general dork,  not nice but still nothing to do with games. Not saying it never happens but everyone got made of in high school for something or another, how selfish are we to think it only happened to us and that it now means we have to exclude others from our "secret club"?

There are two sets of gamers

1) The first group were shut ins with no or 1-2 friends who nerded out over videogames, comics, D&D. Social Media allows to them hook up with like minded people who then push the narrative of nerdy games who games mean show much to them. They were bullied, stuffed in lockers, blah blah blah

2) Second group is the normies or to the first group Dudebro Gamers. The ones who played Joe Montana football, had parties where the kids played mario or madden. They had tournaments to go too but are normal in society.

First group blames the second group for sexist, woman hating, boobies sexed up games that plagued their wonderland of dreams


Fuck them.

[Momo]

Rofl fuck that, cancelling premium sub.

Subscribing to GiantBomb!

I was subbed to whiskey media stuff at first when i thought it actually mattered, then they got money and I was like, nope.

[james]

There are two sets of gamers

1) The first group were shut ins with no or 1-2 friends who nerded out over videogames, comics, D&D. Social Media allows to them hook up with like minded people who then push the narrative of nerdy games who games mean show much to them. They were bullied, stuffed in lockers, blah blah blah

2) Second group is the normies or to the first group Dudebro Gamers. The ones who played Joe Montana football, had parties where the kids played mario or madden. They had tournaments to go too but are normal in society.

First group blames the second group for sexist, woman hating, boobies sexed up games that plagued their wonderland of dreams

Fuck them

What about group 3?

3) The first group were shut ins with no or 1-2 friends who played Sim City, Roller Coaster Tycoon, and Civilization for 80 hours a week but never talked about that to anybody and thus were not bullied?

The problem with group 1 is that they wont STFU.

The reality is nobody gives a shit about your hobby - unless you dont shut up about it.

Nobody cares if you collect stamps. But god help us all if you try to talk about them.

[bluemax]

I would love to ask a lot of these people how exactly they were bullied for liking games. I went to high school in the early-mid 2000s and I don't remember ever getting shit on for liking games. I might have gotten off easy because I was tall and big, but I also wore dragon pattern button ups, retro game shirts and would walk around carrying issues of EGM. If anyone was gonna get picked on for being into games it would be me. But it never happened.

I mean I did get made fun of  from time to time but it was more for being shy, wearing Walmart clothes and looking like a general dork,  not nice but still nothing to do with games. Not saying it never happens but everyone got made of in high school for something or another, how selfish are we to think it only happened to us and that it now means we have to exclude others from our "secret club"?

Well the guy who made the tweet is Mark Kern who started in the games industry in 1994, so I'm guessing he's in his 40s and thus was a video game nerd back in the 70s.

[thisismyusername]

What about group 3?

3) The first group were shut ins with no friends who played Roller Coaster Tycoon, for 80 hours a week but never talked about that to anybody?

My childhood.

[VomKriege]

Mark Kern ‏@Grummz  13h13 hours ago
Gamers were hounded, bullied and excluded. This rewriting of nerd history to paint us privileged sexists/racists by crybullies is laughable.

Free at last, free at last, thanks Gabe we are free at last ! 

Well the guy who made the tweet is Mark Kern who started in the games industry in 1994, so I'm guessing he's in his 40s and thus was a video game nerd back in the 70s.

Right when the US send the army to protect nerds being stoned.

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Note for future historians discovering those messages as artifact : this is sarcasm

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Nerd culture was a miskate, etc...

[VomKriege]

Typical, I must be a racist for saying something negative about anyone not of Western European descent.
Want a picture of my Latina wife asshole? How about my Muslim coworker or my two close friends who are black?
FU

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=223329019&postcount=213

 

[Trent Dole]

Mark Kern ‏@Grummz  13h13 hours ago
Gamers were hounded, bullied and excluded. This rewriting of nerd history to paint us privileged sexists/racists by crybullies is laughable.

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/795265974161129473

His replies to this are fun:

https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/795356932156444672

Grummz is such a fucking piece of shit.

[Dennis]

From birth, Marine Iguanas fight for their lives - BBC’s Planet Earth II

https://vimeo.com/190482741

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1309199