Nintendo Switch Thread

[nachobro]

http://www.capcom.co.jp/palm/plm/

wtf is this game on there btw? is it lady porn?

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.capcom.co.jp/palm/plm/

wtf is this game on there btw? is it lady porn?

Capitve Palm, it's a husbando game, yeah.

[nachobro]

more like hairy palm

[Himu]

What.

1. Do you want a game a matoor game with titties and gore and guns and shit?
2. Do you want to play some old-ass game that you already played a long time ago?
3. Do you want to play a game that you meant to play a long time ago, but you were too busy adulting?

Capcom's got all that shit on the Switch.

Capcom's got all that shit on everything!  PORTCOM!

I'm glad they have their games readily available. But this is some wtf fuckery

[nachobro]

i'd be more happy their games were everywhere if it wasn't fucking $60 to play resident evil on switch

[Cerveza mas fina]

Astral Chain might be the first game I play on TV because fuck trying to play a platinum game using the switch's terrible handheld control scheme

Switch is super unergonomic, I now play mine with a PS4 controller most of the time.
Eagerly awaiting Hori Split Pad Pro.

I got rsi from the switch while binging on fortnite

Then I bought ab ergonomic shell from Amazon and have been fine since

[bork]

What.

1. Do you want a game a matoor game with titties and gore and guns and shit?
2. Do you want to play some old-ass game that you already played a long time ago?
3. Do you want to play a game that you meant to play a long time ago, but you were too busy adulting?

Capcom's got all that shit on the Switch.

Capcom's got all that shit on everything!  PORTCOM!

I'm glad they have their games readily available. But this is some wtf fuckery

The website?  I mean it's funny but not anywhere near as much so without that awful machine translation. 

[bork]

https://twitter.com/lyteedge/status/1167162320310566913
https://twitter.com/lyteedge/status/1167162548740714498

 

[nachobro]

The website?  I mean it's funny but not anywhere near as much so without that awful machine translation. 

bork when considering what to play on switch

[bork]

More like the CEO of Capcom thinking "what should we re-re-re-re-re-re-re-release this time?"

[Great Rumbler]

https://twitter.com/lyteedge/status/1167162320310566913
https://twitter.com/lyteedge/status/1167162548740714498

 

Won't be able to play until tomorrow evening.

[nachobro]

i'm surprised they haven't ported any of the older monster hunter titles with netplay added on. or viewtiful joe.

[bork]

Moved Astral Chain impressions to the Asstral Chain thread!

[Nintex]

Igarashi working on the Bloodstained Switch patch

[bork]

Me wondering which game REEEEEE is going to get upset over at next

[Tasty]

Nintex deciding who to troll next

[nachobro]

me when yakuza 7 is turn based

[Himu]

Brehs

[Himu]

[mormapope]

It's just Banana Blitz, one of the weak games of the series that somehow got remastered over 1 and 2.

And the main reason it is Banana Blitz is how easy itll be to port, above all else.

[Himu]

Is Banana Blitz bad?

[nachobro]

it was kinda wack cause playing monkey ball with wii motion controls is not a good idea in the slightest. with regular controls it should be pretty good!

[bork]

https://twitter.com/SEGA/status/1167308644465045504

[Nintex]

Nintex deciding who to troll next
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This is surprisingly accurate 

[bork]

Ultimate Alliance 3 got it's first big post-launch update- Colossus and Cyclops are now available, plus the extra costumes for four characters.  You can get them in a new Infinite trial zone that has been added.

...Gonna forget about the costumes for now, since you have to be like level 90 to do their trials for them. 

[kingv]

I just figured out what Hatsune Miku is, and it’s super #latestagecapitalism

[bork]

https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1167464141419950081
https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/bulletstorm-duke-of-switch-edition/

Seems kind of out of nowhere.  $30 though so will pass.  Maybe when it's on sale.

[Great Rumbler]

I just figured out what Hatsune Miku is, and it’s super #latestagecapitalism

wait until you find out about v-tubers lol

[kingv]

I have seen Hatsune Miku action figures and figured she was from som anime that I had never watched.

But she’s basically some sort of pepsiman type creation.

[Trent Dole]

[mormapope]

Came out today on Switch. Fantastic game, Risk of Rain 1 is also on Switch and is also fantastic.

[bork]

I have seen Hatsune Miku action figures and figured she was from som anime that I had never watched.

But she’s basically some sort of pepsiman type creation.

 

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"It's like being on Willie Nelson's bus!"

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[Himu]

Collection of Mana get!!

My first Switch game! Thanks Tiesto!

[Himu]

Assembling...THE LIST!

Mario Odyssey - main priority, getting with Switch
Zelda: Breath of the Wild - main priority, getting with Switch
Fire Emblem: Three Houses - main priority, getting with Switch
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Astral Chain
Grandia Collection
New Super Mario Bros U
Ninja Warriors Once Again - BEST BEAT EM UP OF ALL TIME please kiss your God Taito on Her/His/Their feet PLZ
Konami Collections - Dracula 3 on the go
Mario Maker 2
Steamworld Dig 2
Mario + Rabbids
Tetris 99
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Into the Breach
Valkyria Chronicles 1 - will be nice to replay and a srpg on the go or in bed is tempting
Valkyria Chronicles 4
Labyrinth of Refrain - first person dungeon crawlin :unclephil
Sega Ages series
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
The Mummy Demastered
Wild Guns Reloaded
SNK 40TH Anniversary - PSYCHO SOLDIER, Athena, Crystalis let me have you
Velocity 2X Review
Sky Force Reloaded
Monster Boy Cursed Kingdom - been waiting for this sucker. Perfect for the Switch.
Celeste
Every Picross pack on the Switch
Bayonetta 1/2
Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen
Bloodstained Curse of the Moon
Black Bird
Cat Quest
Hollow Knight
Blaster Master Zero
Gato Roboto
Neo Cab
Cuphead
Muse Dash
Cosmic Star Heroine
Vasara Collection
Assault Android Cactus
Danmaku Unlimited 3
Cosmic Star Heroine
The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa
Yoku's Island Express
Deltarune

A lot of these are games I've been holding off for MONTHS because I was like,"god that's ideal for switch. EVERYTHING is ideal for switch. I'll wait till I have a switch." Shit like Baba Is You, Undertale, or Va11-ha11-A.

If you can't tell, I'm very, very excited.

I haven't been this game crazy in a "I want that, that, and that" in almost 10 years. 3ds I had it for a while but waned a bit. Def a "I think I have over 100 games for it" system like ps2. GDLK.

Should take me a year to get through all of this. Gonna be giggity for sure.

[Himu]

Checking NES and Famicom list. Let's see what they got.

Mighty Bomb Jack
Gradius
Twinbee
BALLOON FIGHT
SMB3
Ice Climber
River City Ransom
Ghosts'n Goblins
Ninja Gaiden
Super Dodge Ball
Adventures of Lolo
Blaster Master
Kirby's Adventure
StarTropics
Donkey Kong Jr.
City Connection
Wrecking Crew
Donkey Kong 3
Vice: Project Doom - FUCK YES

Famicom:

Fire Emblem

I can't believe you can get all of this for free with the subscription service. Worth admission alone. AND you get to play the FC games too. Gdlk. No more region blocking

[team filler]

 

[Himu]

Oh. Adding Captain Toad to the list. Dunkey sold me on it when it looked lame to me before. Like some weird looking version of Crush or some shit.




Speaking of Crush. Port psp version to switch. :unclephil

[Nintex]

Don't forget Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo Switch with Banjo Kazooie(TM)

And of course Squid Cum 2 and Fire Waifu Warriors

[Mr Gilhaney]

hack it, get the hbg store and download all games directly from the switch, use it as a GBA emulator and play mother 3. 

[Great Rumbler]

Cindi, get the Contra Collection, too.

[Himu]

Cindi, get the Contra Collection, too.

I’m getting all Konami collections

[Himu]

Was going to pull the plug on Switch but Mario Odyssey is sold out on Amazon. Next week then.

Edit:

Damn I’m excited.

[Himu]

Decided fuck it. lol Ordered the Switch with BOTW!

Does Switch have a lot of demos and stuff on it?

[Tasty]

Get all da Mega Man games too.

Mega Man Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man 11

And preorder Animal Crossing!! Unless you're going digital like me which would be a smart move for this one.

[Himu]

Mega Man is def in the bag. Is there a physical Mega Man 11?

edit: Yes there is!

Psst.

Post your Switch codes.

[nachobro]

Decided fuck it. lol Ordered the Switch with BOTW!

Does Switch have a lot of demos and stuff on it?

yeah theres a decent chunk of demos

https://www.nintendo.com/games/switch/nintendo-switch-games-with-demos/

[CatsCatsCats]

Mega Man is def in the bag. Is there a physical Mega Man 11?

edit: Yes there is!

Psst.

Post your Switch codes.

SW-7627-4931-6106

You’ll be ready for Animal Crossing

[bork]

Decided fuck it. lol Ordered the Switch with BOTW!

Does Switch have a lot of demos and stuff on it?

 

Yes, and some free-to-play games to check out, too!  The eShop has a shitload of games and sales all the time!

[bork]

SW-4202-9640-1246

[bork]

Get all da Mega Man games too.

Mega Man Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man 11

And preorder Animal Crossing!! Unless you're going digital like me which would be a smart move for this one.

If you're interested in getting all the Mega Man games on cart, would recommend pre-ordering the Rockman collection coming out in December from Amazon Japan or an importer- it's $100, but will have:

Rockman Legacy Collection 1
Rockman Legacy Collection 2 (Only way to get this on a cart is in this set!)
Rockman X Legacy Collection 1
Rockman X Legacy Collection 2 (Japanese version is on cart!)
Rockman 11

And the box will have a spot for the upcoming Zero Collection.  It breaks down to $20 a game, so it's a pretty good deal.  All the games run in English.

If you're going physical on stuff, hit me up for recommendations on where to find stuff.

[Himu]

Get all da Mega Man games too.

Mega Man Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man 11

And preorder Animal Crossing!! Unless you're going digital like me which would be a smart move for this one.

If you're interested in getting all the Mega Man games on cart, would recommend pre-ordering the Rockman collection coming out in December from Amazon Japan or an importer- it's $100, but will have:

Rockman Legacy Collection 1
Rockman Legacy Collection 2 (Only way to get this on a cart is in this set!)
Rockman X Legacy Collection 1
Rockman X Legacy Collection 2 (Japanese version is on cart!)
Rockman 11

And the box will have a spot for the upcoming Zero Collection.  It breaks down to $20 a game, so it's a pretty good deal.  All the games run in English.

If you're going physical on stuff, hit me up for recommendations on where to find stuff.

GET

[Tasty]

You’ll be ready for Animal Crossing

[bork]

Get all da Mega Man games too.

Mega Man Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 1
Mega Man X Legacy Collection 2
Mega Man 11

And preorder Animal Crossing!! Unless you're going digital like me which would be a smart move for this one.

If you're interested in getting all the Mega Man games on cart, would recommend pre-ordering the Rockman collection coming out in December from Amazon Japan or an importer- it's $100, but will have:

Rockman Legacy Collection 1
Rockman Legacy Collection 2 (Only way to get this on a cart is in this set!)
Rockman X Legacy Collection 1
Rockman X Legacy Collection 2 (Japanese version is on cart!)
Rockman 11

And the box will have a spot for the upcoming Zero Collection.  It breaks down to $20 a game, so it's a pretty good deal.  All the games run in English.

If you're going physical on stuff, hit me up for recommendations on where to find stuff.

GET

Would recommend pre-ordering it now (Amazon.jp won't charge until it ships!) as it apparently is going to be "limited."

[Himu]

thanks for the heads up

[Himu]

I admit I’m not looking forward to BOTW as much as Mario Odyssey. Looks great tho

[Nintex]

I admit I’m not looking forward to BOTW as much as Mario Odyssey. Looks great tho

BOTW will consume you. Such a wonderful game you can play for hours and hours.

[Tasty]

As someone who prefers Mario to Zelda, BotW > Odyssey.

[bork]

I like Odyssey more.  Both are awesome so can't go wrong.

[Tasty]

Yup yup yup. Just gotta say that BotW is so impressive. I mean they both are, but BotW...

[Himu]

Got the switch and BOTW from amazon. Working extra hours today so haven’t played yet but have my system all set up. FC later.