Apple's new MacBooks :do not

[bork]

Why would I keep up with a loser platform ? Am I supposed to have up to date blackberry jokes?

Another joke that didn't go over.   

[nudemacusers]

U sound like amirox

"Your jokes are no good!!!  :'(  :'("

 

[bork]

Maybe take a break and try again later? 

[nudemacusers]

[bork]

No...just disappoint.  So disappoint.   

[Human Snorenado]

Poor mac. His jokes probably kill with all the other mactards. Sad!

[nudemacusers]

 

[Human Snorenado]

Guys, remember when mac made posts worth reading?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[nudemacusers]

 

[bork]

He's got nothing he can even say at this point, Snorenado.  Just let the poor man be.   

[thisismyusername]

The shtick was funny the first 2 posts, but you went too far.

[bork]

This is what happens when you use a Mac.

[nudemacusers]

The shtick was funny the first 2 posts, but you went too far.

[T-Short]

this was really nice too

https://blog.pinboard.in/2016/10/benjamin_button_reviews_the_new_macbook_pro/

[naff]

marrying macOS and iOS together and create full on touch-based laptops.

This is where it all went wrong. Ever since ios and osx ui/ux teams were merged osx, iTunes, final cut, all Apple software interfaces, have been consistently getting worse every iteration

[VomKriege]

Apple are slashing the price on their USB-C adapters.

[Samson Manhug]

I used to be very invested in Apple—an iMac, MBP, iPad, iPhone, Apple TV, Apple router(!)

But these days I only have an Air and an iPhone. I was planning on getting another AppleTV and another MBP or iMac, but now I realize this is my chance to get out. Since iPhoto switched to Photos I don't use it anymore. I don't use iTunes anymore.

Apple has given me an opportunity to leave and for the first time the competition is pretty good. The Razer Blade looks pretty nice. And I have never wanted an Android phone, but a Pixel is intriguing.

[thisismyusername]

Touch is really the least of Windows 10's problems. They have a whole mountain of stuff to fix before that. Notably: Not keeping privacy settings when you update.

[bork]

I used to be very invested in Apple—an iMac, MBP, iPad, iPhone, Apple TV, Apple router(!)

Same here. Was all Apple and at this point I only use an Apple TV...and I wouldn't mind ditching it.