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VomKriege

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13440 on: January 30, 2018, 08:26:06 PM »
What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh

"Stop it, Congressman ? Do you think I'm a villain from a Republic serial ? I ordered the nuclear attack on Pyongyang 25mn ago... To be carried in two weeks."
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agrajag

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« Reply #13441 on: January 30, 2018, 08:34:34 PM »
What if, halfway through the speech, he loudly and violently shit his pants and collapsed with a stroke?

Would that make you happy because you hate him or because it would remind you of your girl?

I think you have me confused with someone else.

your girl hillary

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« Reply #13442 on: January 30, 2018, 08:39:38 PM »
What if, halfway through the speech, he loudly and violently shit his pants and collapsed with a stroke?

Would that make you happy because you hate him or because it would remind you of your girl?

I think you have me confused with someone else.

80% of Registered Democrats would have gotten that joke.
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« Reply #13443 on: January 30, 2018, 09:11:00 PM »
'perven-senting to you'?

agrajag

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« Reply #13444 on: January 30, 2018, 09:15:58 PM »
I'm not watching that shit  :nope

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« Reply #13445 on: January 30, 2018, 09:16:26 PM »
In other words, utter nonsensical speculation. There is a difference between a rumor and a paranoid fantasy.

You don’t exactly have a strong record on what Trump will do and what is delusional fantasy. Heck, last time you made a similar pronouncement you were already wrong as the words left your fingers  :P

... I doubt he is going to launch missiles mid speech either. Though I would not be surprised to find out that he has already tried to attack North Korea and SECDEF just ignored him.

agrajag

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« Reply #13446 on: January 30, 2018, 09:19:59 PM »
Jack Remington and Shostakovich both saying that the memo is no big deal means Rosenstein and Mueller firing is imminent.

Shostakovich saying Trump starting shit with NK is nonsensic speculation means nuclear winter is imminent.  :doge

agrajag

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« Reply #13447 on: January 30, 2018, 09:20:55 PM »
Oh good you are giving us play by play

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« Reply #13448 on: January 30, 2018, 09:23:25 PM »
AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH
AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH
AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH
You don’t exactly have a strong record on what Trump will do and what is delusional fantasy. Heck, last time you made a similar pronouncement you were already wrong as the words left your fingers  :P
I was wrong about one thing so far, wait for a larger sample size.

You were wrong in 100% of your pronouncements vis-a-vis Trump being dumb enough to fire Mueller. But, to be fair, you were correct in 100% of your follow-up pronouncements vis-a-vis Trump being the dumbest fucking president ever.

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« Reply #13449 on: January 30, 2018, 09:54:44 PM »
What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh
Trump: Jobs! We have lots of jobs, the very best jobs!
*Standing ovation*
Trump: Veterans! The veterans are great, very good people.
*Standing ovation*
Trump: In God We Trust! I love the bible!
*Standing Ovation*
Trump: Tax cuts! The biggest and best tax cuts of all time
*Standing ovation*
Trump: Nuking North Korea! Very bad people over there. Need to be dealt with.
*mostly silence, spattering of nervous laughter*
Trump: It's already done. We're using nuclear weapons against North Korea
Chuck Schumer: BUT YOU CAN'T! WE WON'T LET YOU!
Trump: Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

 :trumps

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« Reply #13450 on: January 30, 2018, 10:09:05 PM »
Seems like they're all just stretching this story to its limit
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/disagreement-on-north-korea-policy-could-derail-white-house-choice-for-ambassador-to-south-korea/2018/01/30/3a21191c-05da-11e8-94e8-e8b8600ade23_story.html

and this tweet
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/958403727429455872

What you think, you gettin' girls now ‘cause of your looks?
Negro, please! You no-mustache-havin'
With whiskers like a rat, compared to Kim Jong-il you wack
And your man jumped the DMZ and made you take the blame
You ass, went from Rodman to begging for LeBron James
To Carter, to Clinton – and China almost murdered you on your own shit
You a dick-ridin' taco, you love the attention
Queens niccas run you niccas, ask Richard Simmons
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« Reply #13451 on: January 30, 2018, 10:23:27 PM »
Has he been drinking lean? Why is he slurring so bad?

Nola

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« Reply #13452 on: January 30, 2018, 10:58:26 PM »
Has he been drinking lean? Why is he slurring so bad?

The crash from consuming cases of Diet Coke and Fox News on a daily basis?

Second thought, dentures?


kingv

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« Reply #13453 on: January 31, 2018, 12:16:59 AM »
This 239 lb specimen of health does not have dentures. Obama's doctor told us.

agrajag

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« Reply #13454 on: January 31, 2018, 01:41:18 AM »
his stream got doxed by russian nazi wikipedia bots

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« Reply #13455 on: January 31, 2018, 01:47:11 AM »
In other words, utter nonsensical speculation. There is a difference between a rumor and a paranoid fantasy.

The administration's choice for ambassador to South Korea is "no longer under consideration" because he's opposed to considering a preventative military strike against North Korea. He wrote an op-ed about it here.

Hopefully they'll decide against it and it won't come to anything, but not terribly reassuring.

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« Reply #13457 on: January 31, 2018, 02:31:03 AM »
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Washington (CNN)Almost half of Americans who watched President Donald Trump's first State of the Union address -- 48% -- say they had a "very positive" impression of the speech, down from 57% of speech-watchers after his first address to match Barack Obama's rating after his first State of the Union address, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS.
what % of readers have a "very positive" impression of CNN's ability to write coherent opening sentences?

benjipwns

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« Reply #13458 on: January 31, 2018, 03:11:40 AM »
Has Bernie given his SOTU rebuttal yet? Honestly I'm hoping the old codger blows Cheeto out of the water. He's probably the best person to do it.


Democrats decided they had to top the GOP's three responses the other year I guess...
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He’ll also have to compete with four other unofficial responses from other Democrats, which has some on the left worried the party still hasn’t developed a unifying message more than one year after losing the 2016 presidential election.

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Freshman Virginia House Del. Elizabeth Guzman will deliver the Spanish-language response. Guzman, one of 11 Democratic women who won seats in Virginia’s House of Delegates last November, told the Washington Post that her speech would feature “a little fire, a little spice.”

Others on the left will likely tune into the unofficial response given by 2016 hopeful Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-VT., which will air after Kennedy’s speech on his social media channels.

Sanders’ speech has further fueled speculation of a possible 2020 presidential bid
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As if the Kennedy, Guzman and Sanders responses aren’t enough, former Democratic Maryland Rep. Donna Edwards will also speak on behalf of the Working Families Party. Edwards said in a tweet Monday that she wasn’t trying to create a rift on the left.

The different Democratic responses have the “same message, different voices, all calling out this President and his dangerous, destructive, and divisive agenda. More power to progressive voices mobilizing for the fight ahead,” Edwards said.

Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., a fierce critic of the Trump administration, is also scheduled to give her rebuttal to the State of the Union in a Wednesday night special on BET.

Thankfully, one didn't need to even watch it to get reviews of Kennedy's official response hours before it happened and what it means for Democrats:
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Picking the scion of a political dynasty demonstrates the party’s “disinterest in the mood of their own grassroots base,” said Maria Svart, the national director of the group Democratic Socialists of America.
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In a statement to the PBS NewsHour on Tuesday, DCCC Chairman Ben Ray Luján said Kennedy’s “powerful message resonates with all voters.”

“Congressman Kennedy is an inspiring leader who has a unique ability to break down complex policy issues and connect with our hearts and souls,” Luján said.
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Kennedy is one of a number of Democrats whose name has been floated as a potential 2020 contender to take on Trump.
wow our souls connected to complex policy! John Kerry/Joe Kennedy 2020!

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« Reply #13459 on: January 31, 2018, 08:47:19 AM »
Had a dream Mila Kunis was in the 2020 Democratic primary. :doge

Tasty

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« Reply #13460 on: January 31, 2018, 08:56:49 AM »
What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh
Trump: Jobs! We have lots of jobs, the very best jobs!
*Standing ovation*
Trump: Veterans! The veterans are great, very good people.
*Standing ovation*
Trump: In God We Trust! I love the bible!
*Standing Ovation*
Trump: Tax cuts! The biggest and best tax cuts of all time
*Standing ovation*
Trump: Nuking North Korea! Very bad people over there. Need to be dealt with.
*mostly silence, spattering of nervous laughter*
Trump: It's already done. We're using nuclear weapons against North Korea
Chuck Schumer: BUT YOU CAN'T! WE WON'T LET YOU!
Trump: Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

 :trumps

Schumer: Well? What are you waiting for? Do it. DO IT!

Pence:

chronovore

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« Reply #13461 on: January 31, 2018, 09:12:52 AM »
I would just point out that my record isn't that bad. I predicted Trump would win the nomination when PD and Mandark said he wouldn't win a single primary.

Edit: I had around $500 on Trump winning the nomination while PD was still saying he wouldn't even get one primary.

Let's not forget your 160 IQ, either!

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« Reply #13462 on: January 31, 2018, 09:21:21 AM »
I would just point out that my record isn't that bad. I predicted Trump would win the nomination when PD and Mandark said he wouldn't win a single primary.

Edit: I had around $500 on Trump winning the nomination while PD was still saying he wouldn't even get one primary.

Let's not forget your 160 IQ, either!

Did you just assume his gender identity?!  :holeup
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« Reply #13463 on: January 31, 2018, 09:23:56 AM »
What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh
Trump: Jobs! We have lots of jobs, the very best jobs!
*Standing ovation*
Trump: Veterans! The veterans are great, very good people.
*Standing ovation*
Trump: In God We Trust! I love the bible!
*Standing Ovation*
Trump: Tax cuts! The biggest and best tax cuts of all time
*Standing ovation*
Trump: Nuking North Korea! Very bad people over there. Need to be dealt with.
*mostly silence, spattering of nervous laughter*
Trump: It's already done. We're using nuclear weapons against North Korea
Chuck Schumer: BUT YOU CAN'T! WE WON'T LET YOU!
Trump: Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

 :trumps

Schumer: Well? What are you waiting for? Do it. DO IT!

Pence:

How come that blue guy isn't wearing any pants

Gods have no need for pants.

That's my excuse anyways. :heyman

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« Reply #13464 on: January 31, 2018, 09:52:35 AM »
I #boycotted the SOTU last night because I wanted to play Assassin's Creed Origins. I hope I didn't miss any countries getting nuked.
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« Reply #13465 on: January 31, 2018, 10:02:23 AM »
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But Trump — who trusts no one, or at least no one for long — has now decided that he must have an alternative strategy that does not involve having Justice Department officials fire Mueller.

"I think he's been convinced that firing Mueller would not only create a firestorm, it would play right into Mueller's hands," said another friend, "because it would give Mueller the moral high ground."

Instead, as is now becoming plain, the Trump strategy is to discredit the investigation and the FBI without officially removing the leadership. Trump is even talking to friends about the possibility of asking Attorney General Jeff Sessions to consider prosecuting Mueller and his team.

"Here's how it would work: 'We're sorry, Mr. Mueller, you won't be able to run the federal grand jury today because he has to go testify to another federal grand jury,'" said one Trump adviser.
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2018-state-of-the-union-address/state-donald-trump-he-thinks-it-couldn-t-be-better-n842501

 :putin

kingv

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« Reply #13466 on: January 31, 2018, 10:09:59 AM »
The best thing about the memo is it probably means carter page is going to make the interview rounds again.

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« Reply #13467 on: January 31, 2018, 11:08:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/958403727429455872

What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh

What if, halfway through the speech, he loudly and violently shit his pants and collapsed with a stroke?

Didn't watch the SOTU because I was busy masturbating, but did any of these happen?

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« Reply #13468 on: January 31, 2018, 11:10:53 AM »
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/958403727429455872

What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh

What if, halfway through the speech, he loudly and violently shit his pants and collapsed with a stroke?

Didn't watch the SOTU because I was busy masturbating, but did any of these happen?

Politco's top headline this morning is the CDC director resigning, so I'm guessing last night was a snoozer. :zzz
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« Reply #13469 on: January 31, 2018, 11:42:14 AM »
https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/958403727429455872

What if, halfway through the speech, he reached behind the podium and produced the atomic football and then launched nuclear missiles against North Korea? :ohhh

What if, halfway through the speech, he loudly and violently shit his pants and collapsed with a stroke?

Didn't watch the SOTU because I was busy masturbating, but did any of these happen?

Politco's top headline this morning is the CDC director resigning, so I'm guessing last night was a snoozer. :zzz

Best part of the speech.

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« Reply #13470 on: January 31, 2018, 01:45:02 PM »

Thankfully, one didn't need to even watch it to get reviews of Kennedy's official response hours before it happened and what it means for Democrats:
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Picking the scion of a political dynasty demonstrates the party’s “disinterest in the mood of their own grassroots base,” said Maria Svart, the national director of the group Democratic Socialists of America.
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In a statement to the PBS NewsHour on Tuesday, DCCC Chairman Ben Ray Luján said Kennedy’s “powerful message resonates with all voters.”

“Congressman Kennedy is an inspiring leader who has a unique ability to break down complex policy issues and connect with our hearts and souls,” Luján said.
...
Kennedy is one of a number of Democrats whose name has been floated as a potential 2020 contender to take on Trump.
wow our souls connected to complex policy! John Kerry/Joe Kennedy 2020!

I think we can all agree that picking an unknown white centrist from a billionaire family was a headass move. Kennedy's limp SOTU response vindicates every critic on the left who questioned whether Clintonite appeals to diversity and meritocracy were actually sincere.



SOTU responses aren't very important, but just like last year's Steve Beshear bullshit, this speech sends the message that the Democratic leaders care more about rich white donors than anybody else.

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« Reply #13471 on: January 31, 2018, 01:48:14 PM »
Ugh we're gonna nominate Bernie aren't we
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« Reply #13472 on: January 31, 2018, 01:53:33 PM »
People who want Clinton to run again are certifiably insane.

Valhelm

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« Reply #13473 on: January 31, 2018, 02:08:22 PM »
Bernie's too old but if he runs in the primary I'll vote for him.

Kamala Harris is probably the best choice. She's everything Trump isn't, and has been way more receptive to leftist pressures than Hillary. She's one of the only well-known who can probably please both the Bernie wing and Clinton diehards.

I don't like her background with prison labor and Israel advocacy, but she's still a lot more convicted than your typical Democrat.

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« Reply #13474 on: January 31, 2018, 02:17:21 PM »
please guys. We have 2 years left until we need to worry about this. I don't think my heart can start this so early.
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« Reply #13475 on: January 31, 2018, 02:18:36 PM »
Trey Gowdy announced his retirement today :thinking

Probably to get that sweet, sweet tv money, but burying it the day after the Sotu is weird.
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« Reply #13476 on: January 31, 2018, 04:46:57 PM »
Jack, who does more for progressive policy on a random Tuesday than anyone on this board combined, is very smart and good at his job. That's why Donald Trump is president, an openly anti-LGBT Mike Pence is VP, both the senate and the house are controlled by Republicans, and every progressive policy passed in the past 9 years is now being dismantled.

Keep up the good work, Jack.

Small brain: Russia lost Hillary the election

Big brain: Bernie lost Hillary the election

Galaxy brain: Jack Remington lost Hillary the election

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« Reply #13477 on: January 31, 2018, 05:01:32 PM »
Multiverse brain: The executive of the modern state is nothing but a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole bourgeoisie
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« Reply #13478 on: January 31, 2018, 06:37:14 PM »
"Stupid uninformed voters gave Trump the election!"
"When voters were informed about the Comey decision they used that information to not vote/vote for Trump"

FIGHT!
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« Reply #13479 on: January 31, 2018, 06:50:33 PM »
Still believing in the "data" I see. When everyone out there got it all wrong.
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« Reply #13480 on: January 31, 2018, 09:13:31 PM »
That’s not really the argument.

The way the Comey Letter was covered led people to believe that the Democratic nominee for POTUS was in imminent danger of being charged with a felony. This butt hung over basically the entire early voting period. At the same time, undecideds swung dramatically for Trump.

All voters heard about her for 18 months was emails, emails, emails, with a spattering of Clinton Foundation, and obviously the 30,000 yoga emails she deleted contained the evidence where she organizes a plot to launder money through fraudulent Clinton Foundation donations to Haiti, so emails again.

Then the letter drops, and now she’s about to be indicted on felony charges, and people are like, “fuck this shit.”

I don’t know why anyone bothers to argue with me on this. It’s crystal clear from all the data.

Simply put, I’m right. Nate Silver is right. Stro is wrong. Username is wrong. Tokyosandblaster is wrong. Whoever else I’m forgetting who always clicks like on Stro’s dumbshit posts is also wrong.

Are you seriously still believing that the e-mails alone were what cost her the election? Clinton is unlikeable. She flip-flops for whatever bullshit will give her votes (her stance on black folks, her stance on gays, etc.), nearly every red-blooded male in the south fucking hates her/Clinton, you can say that's sexism and yes that's true. But there is multitudes of reasons that Clinton is disliked.

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« Reply #13481 on: January 31, 2018, 09:41:54 PM »
Hilary would  have won if she just wasn't Hilary Clinton.

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« Reply #13482 on: January 31, 2018, 10:37:55 PM »
Still believing in the "data" I see. When everyone out there got it all wrong.

iirc Silver gave Trump around a 1 in 3 chance of winning and predicted Hillary would win the popular vote by a few points, so he wasn't really that far off. Now Robbie Mook and that guy who had to eat a bug on TV, they were pretty far off.

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« Reply #13483 on: January 31, 2018, 11:08:11 PM »
I might believe this theory that Jack and TIMU are the same person and he's just arguing with himself.
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« Reply #13484 on: January 31, 2018, 11:28:46 PM »
Dude with the black beard looks like he’s a taliban.

Judging by the news today, it looks like Hope Hicks is probably gonna get indicted.

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« Reply #13485 on: January 31, 2018, 11:40:29 PM »
Ok, tomorrow, when the memo drops, and I'm in here talking about how maybe the FBI overstepped its boundaries and that we should strive to keep our institutions accountable to democratic forces... someone tell me to stfu.

Yes, let's yell at the group not currently trampling the constitution and blatantly engaging in corruption and lawlessness.

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« Reply #13486 on: February 01, 2018, 12:38:26 AM »
Honestly the constitution blows

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« Reply #13487 on: February 01, 2018, 01:17:57 AM »
Yes, let's yell at the group not currently trampling the constitution and blatantly engaging in corruption and lawlessness.
I'm not sure we should let an incredibly small fraction of the American people off the hook like that.

Especially before we check their social media likes or favorites.

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« Reply #13488 on: February 01, 2018, 01:20:46 AM »
Honestly the constitution blows
Ah yes, Patrick Henry's second most famous quotation.

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« Reply #13489 on: February 01, 2018, 01:29:08 AM »
More like Cuntstitution, am I right?

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« Reply #13490 on: February 01, 2018, 01:55:06 AM »
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Frank Luntz surrounded by bearded tough guys in MAGA hats is the one thing I never realized I never wanted to see on my TV screen.

THOSE ISLAMISTS MUST BE STOPPED
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« Reply #13491 on: February 01, 2018, 02:02:19 AM »
Ugh we're gonna nominate Bernie aren't we

Can Democrats prevent him from re-joining the party since he only cares about dat D when he wants to run for President?
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13492 on: February 01, 2018, 02:18:43 AM »
Bernie never actually formally joined the Democratic Party, there's no method for requiring it in the presidential primaries that i'm aware of, the party would have to withdraw from primaries and simply hold state conventions to establish such criteria and lock people out

they could have denied him participation in the debates, and were considering it, at the state level it's generally fairly common for the two parties to lockout "unapproved" candidates from party events

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13493 on: February 01, 2018, 02:20:30 AM »


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“The elite media is part of the deep state,” Gingrich said. “The elite media group has survived by being in collusion with the senior bureaucracy, the city of Washington, the senior reporters, the senior bureaucrats, the senior lobbyists, they all hang out together, they all talk to each other, they all compare notes.”

Host Sean Hannity began to wax poetic about President Donald Trump’s accomplishments as laid out in the State of the Union and how the speech was well-received in polls conducted by CBS and CNN, and he wondered aloud why the media was not echoing the president’s optimism.

“The elite media in the United States is not neutral. They’re not referees,” Gingrich asserted. “They’re the offensive wing of the other team.”

“These are folks who are so deeply hostile to what Donald Trump is trying to accomplish that they are fully as much a part of the opposition as is Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Schumer and that’s part of why you’re getting this unbelievably biased coverage,” he added.

To put the icing on the cake, he balked at the Congressional Black Caucus’ reluctance to show any enthusiasm over Trump’s claim that black unemployment is at its lowest point in history, as if there’s no possible reason for black congresspeople to be less than enthused with Donald Trump.

“If they’re not happy that their constituents have a job, if they’re not happy that the tax cuts really dramatically help their congressional districts, then who do they represent?” Gingrich asked.
the modern GOP OG at work :lawd

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13494 on: February 01, 2018, 02:29:35 AM »
http://www.tampabay.com/projects/2018/investigations/zombie-campaigns/spending-millions-after-office/
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IT’S BEEN MORE THAN A DECADE since South Florida Rep. Mark Foley was forced out of Congress for sending sexual text messages to teenage boys.

But Foley tapped his congressional campaign fund to dine on the Palm Beach social circuit four times in early 2017, ending with a $450 luncheon at the Forum Club of the Palm Beaches.

Then there’s baseball-star-turned-senator Jim Bunning of Kentucky. He paid his daughter $94,800 from campaign money in the four years after he left office, only stopping when he’d bled his fund dry.

And over the past 17 months, political advisor Dylan Beesley paid his firm more than $100,000 from the campaign account of Hawaii Congressman Mark Takai for “consulting services.”

It’s hard to imagine what Beesley advised. Takai was dead that whole time.
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Times/WTSP reporters analyzed more than 1 million records detailing the spending of former U.S. lawmakers and federal candidates. They found roughly 100 of these zombie campaigns, still spending even though their candidate’s political career had been laid to rest.

To be sure, history is full of politicians stretching the definition of legitimate campaign expenses. But most of those cases at least involved a campaign of some sort.

By contrast, former Rep. Steven LaTourette, R-Ohio, had been out of office for more than three years when he spent $4,555 on Ohio State football tickets.
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One spent $940 at Total Wine.
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Each Total Wine & More store is 20,000–50,000 square feet (1,900–4,600 m2) in size.
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Former Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, still has an active presidential campaign account that he used to pay almost $16,170 to his daughter through 2017, five years after he last sought office.

KHOU Houston found Paul in Clute, Texas. Paul drove away without answering a single question. He and his daughter didn’t respond to other requests for comment.
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Times/WTSP reporters requested interviews with all five FEC commissioners. Only two responded. They both declined.
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13495 on: February 01, 2018, 02:31:01 AM »
Has Newty boy figured out bow smartphones work yet?

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13496 on: February 01, 2018, 02:32:14 AM »
Bernie is truly a tumor on the Democratic Party. Let’s hope and pray he becomes gravely, naturally ill before the next presidential elections.
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13497 on: February 01, 2018, 02:37:53 AM »
smartphones sound like something the elite media uses to destroy our understanding of what it once meant to be an American as part of their deep state plan to turn this into a secular atheist country dominated by radical Islamists

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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13498 on: February 01, 2018, 02:38:09 AM »
Bernie's too old but if he runs in the primary I'll vote for him.

Kamala Harris is probably the best choice. She's everything Trump isn't, and has been way more receptive to leftist pressures than Hillary. She's one of the only well-known who can probably please both the Bernie wing and Clinton diehards.

I don't like her background with prison labor and Israel advocacy, but she's still a lot more convicted than your typical Democrat.

Isn't Kamala Harris awful on health care?
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Re: U.S. Politics Discussion Thread |OT| The #benjishutdown is over!
« Reply #13499 on: February 01, 2018, 02:39:40 AM »
Bernie's too old but if he runs in the primary I'll vote for him.

Kamala Harris is probably the best choice. She's everything Trump isn't, and has been way more receptive to leftist pressures than Hillary. She's one of the only well-known who can probably please both the Bernie wing and Clinton diehards.

I don't like her background with prison labor and Israel advocacy, but she's still a lot more convicted than your typical Democrat.

Isn't Kamala Harris awful on health care?

She’s a Medicare-for-all person. Interpret as you will.
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