US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[TVC15]

Is it ok to throw up at work? Does bile clean out of keyboards easily?

Oh honey. I throw up at work at least twice a week, no joke.

[agrajag]

Is it ok to throw up at work? Does bile clean out of keyboards easily?

Oh honey. I throw up at work at least twice a week, no joke.

I read that in your avatar's voice.

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1046055417317642243

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1046055417317642243

After last weeks spectacle.

Can you really blame them? 


Find a time machine and tell your 1999 self that Hillary Clinton will be a cameo in TV shows and Donald Trump the President.
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1046029578337226752

[Optimus]

he's such a fun lovable guy now, best friends with michelle obama!

That narrative only lasted for a few weeks. The liberal reetards on reddit gave 120k fucking upvotes to that gif of the war criminals having fun together and now they're back at being angry at the neocon piece of shit.

How has it come to this? Liberals weren't geniuses before but they did have some basic common sense, now they're pretty much at the same intelligence level as the average braindead redneck while maintaining the same holier than thou attitude they had before.

[TakingBackSunday]

Who are you telling at here

[kingv]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1046055417317642243

Trump will ignore this 💯

[shosta]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1046055417317642243

I don't understand how there can ever be peace with North Korea if they refuse to denuclearize. Seems impossible and I can't think of any other nuclear countries we have stable, peaceful relationships with, except for China, India, and Israel France.

[Nintex]

So who's dictating Trump's foreign policy? 

Paul Manafort
Mike Flynn
Rex Tillerson
Jarreeeedd!!!
John Kelly
McMaster
John Bolton
Mike Pompeo
Random woman with a MAGA hat
https://twitter.com/BBassem7/status/1046072411425316864

[Nintex]

This rally is completely bonkers and he's holding four more next week. 

[Mandark]

Political cartoonist: *draws Trump kissing/in bed with/marrying Putin*

Me: "Using images of gay romance to criticize Trump's corruption is an appeal to homophobia and you should try to avoid it."

Trump: "Kim Jong Un and I fell in love."

Me: 

[agrajag]

So can someone like Benji who knows the inner workings of the FBI explain this? NBC reported that Trump limited which witnesses they will interview and Trump claims that report is incorrect. Per the DOJ policy they do not make public commentary on ongoing investigations. So the public won't know what's going on until they complete the background checl? Or can a senator find out and make a stink about it if Trump is lying?

[team filler]

https://www.newsweek.com/bernie-sanders-trump-2016-election-654320

Bernie Sanders Voters Helped Trump Win and Here's Proof

[shosta]

Blaming the 10% of cross party sanders voters who voted for Trump, which is lower than the 15-20% of cross party voters Clinton who voted for McCain might I add, seems less prescient than blaming the 100% of voters who voted for another Republican proto-fascist.

[Nintex]

Maybe it's far more simple.

Donald Trump and the Republicans are the McDonalds of politics.
It's shit but you know what you get: Guns, tax cuts, flags, muh religion and a big military.

Donald Trump is obese and so is most of America.

The Democrats would be far more successful if they kept the social issues shelved until after the elections when they're actually in power.
Sure veggie smoothies are more healthy but burgers sell better.

[Stro]

If we can't get Nintex banned, can we at least get a 140 character limit on his posts

[Nintex]

If we can't get Nintex banned, can we at least get a 140 character limit on his posts

Trump went from: "Bomb North Korea" (Big Mac) to "I luv Kim" (McSalad).

His followers gobble it up in as long as it is McDonalds.

There's no political movement easier than heading to an arena, saying the news is fake, getting worked up about the Libruls and cheering whatever dumb shit Trump says.
There is no real ideology, you don't have to support or think about any policies, only 'things' like 'flag' and 'wall'. They just head to McDonalds to stuff shit in their faces.

Obama tried to teach people some hard lessons. "Your unhealthy job is not coming back and you should probably find something else to do" but Trump says: "Do you want to work on computer widgets or do you want to keep mining coal?"
In other words: "Do you want to learn how to eat healthy or just eat Big Macs until you die of heart failure?"

[Stro]

If we can't get Nintex banned, can we at least get a 140 character limit on his posts

Trump went from: "Bomb North Korea" (Big Mac) to "I luv Kim" (McSalad).

His followers gobble it up in as long as it is McDonalds.

There's no political movement easier than heading to an arena, saying the news is fake, getting worked up about the Libruls and cheering whatever dumb shit Trump says.
There is no real ideology, you don't have to support or think about any policies, only 'things' like 'flag' and 'wall'. They just head to McDonalds to stuff shit in their faces.

Obama tried to teach people some hard lessons. "Your unhealthy job is not coming back and you should probably find something else to do" but Trump says: "Do you want to work on computer widgets or do you want to keep mining coal?"
In other words: "Do you want to learn how to eat healthy or just eat Big Macs until you die of heart failure?"

CHARACTERS 813

 

[Kara]

Leper Nintex.

[Trent Dole]

https://www.newsweek.com/bernie-sanders-trump-2016-election-654320

Bernie Sanders Voters Helped Drumpf Win and Here's Proof

[agrajag]

[team filler]

[TakingBackSunday]

Jesus christ

[team filler]

If we can't get Nintex banned, can we at least get a 140 character limit on his posts

Trump went from: "Bomb North Korea" (Big Mac) to "I luv Kim" (McSalad).

His followers gobble it up in as long as it is McDonalds.

There's no political movement easier than heading to an arena, saying the news is fake, getting worked up about the Libruls and cheering whatever dumb shit Trump says.
There is no real ideology, you don't have to support or think about any policies, only 'things' like 'flag' and 'wall'. They just head to McDonalds to stuff shit in their faces.

Obama tried to teach people some hard lessons. "Your unhealthy job is not coming back and you should probably find something else to do" but Trump says: "Do you want to work on computer widgets or do you want to keep mining coal?"
In other words: "Do you want to learn how to eat healthy or just eat Big Macs until you die of heart failure?"

 

[Mandark]

I'm guessing Kanye read the "except as a punishment for crime" part of the 13th Amendment, and thinks it established prison labor, rather than abolished chattel slavery.

[Dickie Dee]

[shosta]

Leper Nintex.

When Great Rumbler likes this post but does nothing

[Great Rumbler]

I saw that post before you edited it, coward!

[shosta]

an agrajag and etiolate mashup?
 

[Maiden Voyage]

That's certainly a comic...

[team filler]

https://brilliantmaps.com/did-not-vote/

If “Did Not Vote” Had Been A Candidate In The 2016 US Presidential Election, It Would Have Won By a Landslide

[agrajag]

Leper Nintex.

When Great Rumbler likes this post but does nothing
(Image removed from quote.)

remember, that's the same dog that teased everyone banning Assi for not reading a dumb Daddy P book. He didn't read the book, yet here we are.

[agrajag]

https://brilliantmaps.com/did-not-vote/

If “Did Not Vote” Had Been A Candidate In The 2016 US Presidential Election, It Would Have Won By a Landslide

Shinobi was on the right side of history of history.

[Kara]

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Assimilate would still be able to contribute to this forum if he was made a leper, but I fucking know Nintex wouldn't be able to and that's why it's the perfect punishment to hand down to him.

[Mandark]

That just stops the user from making new threads, right? It's been so long I don't remember.

[Kara]

They can only post in threads they started is how I remember it.

[Trurl]

So two lepers can't talk to each other? That can't be right.  Lepers have colonies.

[Kara]

We also don't venerate icons. (Well, except Mupepe.)

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[Optimus]

I am genuinely starting to think that psychopaths in Washington stick together, this is why the Clintons are such good friends with Kissinger. Another example:


https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1046468803520073729

https://twitter.com/Ian56789/status/1046536494234685441

[kingv]

I’ve been reading about the nafta changes and continue to be impressed by Trumps ability to pretend minor tweaks are major victories.

I don’t really hate the changes but they don’t seem particularly major and don’t seem that they will change the trajectory of trade balances in any meaningful way

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/jonasokon/status/1046558753334722560

[Maiden Voyage]

What happened with Avenatti's claims of having huge news in regard to Kavanaugh? He was claiming they were talking to the networks and new would dorp over the weekend.

[agrajag]

Don't know, something either spooked him, or he was genuinely trying to work things out with the FBI. Or he's full of shit and gonna try to walk back some of his claims. Remember the DVD he threatened Trump with?

[Maiden Voyage]

He's quickly becoming as annoying as Rick Wilson for me.

[Leadbelly]

It's a funny video, but at the same time...

It's obvious the Left-wing media are having a field day over this. Ultimately though, you have a bunch of unsubstantiated accusations, no evidence, a story that focuses on supposed misconduct back when he was a teenager, years ago, and somehow this should be enough to destroy the man? No matter what people feel about Kavanaugh, these sort of show trials aren't good for society.

[El Babua]

It's a funny video, but at the same time...

It's obvious the Left-wing media are having a field day over this. Ultimately though, you have a bunch of unsubstantiated accusations, no evidence, a story that focuses on supposed misconduct back when he was a teenager, years ago, and somehow this should be enough to destroy the man? No matter what people feel about Kavanaugh, these sort of show trials aren't good for society.

Shut the fuck up you dork

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1045384126704930816

This guy dumb on purpose or...?

[Kara]

Show trials result in severe consequences (death or long-term incarceration), at worst Kavanaugh isn't getting a promotion.

[Trurl]

Kavanaugh's response has been so bad that it's disqualifying regardless of whether he's guilty.

[agrajag]

Kavanaugh's response has been so bad that it's disqualifying regardless of whether he's guilty.

GOP don't curr

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1046802082664087552

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1046802290319867905

"I never had alcohol. Can you imagine if I had, what a mess I'd be? I'd be the world's worst." - President Donald J. Trump
 

[Brehvolution]

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1045384126704930816

This guy dumb on purpose or...?

https://twitter.com/blackestofharts/status/1045388013512085504

[Broseidon]

I remember when my life was destroyed by not being given a brazenly partisan lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land

[Brehvolution]

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/30/retraction-aaron-rich-and-murder-seth-rich/

“The Washington Times now does not have any basis to believe any part of that statement to be true, and The Washington Times retracts it in its entirety,” the retraction said. It’s unclear how the paper is only coming to that realization now.

Lyons also wrote: “Also, why hasn’t Aaron Rich been interviewed [by law enforcement], and where is he?”

“The Washington Times understands that law enforcement officials have interviewed Mr. Rich and that he has cooperated with their investigation,” the retraction said. “The Washington Times did not intend to imply that Mr. Rich has obstructed justice in any way, and The Washington Times retracts and disavows any such implication.”

“The Washington Times apologizes to Mr. Rich and his family,” the retraction concluded. “All online copies of the Column have been deleted and all online content referencing the Column has been deleted to the extent within The Washington Times’ control.”

A bunch of people annihilated.

[Nintex]

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/sep/30/retraction-aaron-rich-and-murder-seth-rich/

“The Washington Times now does not have any basis to believe any part of that statement to be true, and The Washington Times retracts it in its entirety,” the retraction said. It’s unclear how the paper is only coming to that realization now.

Lyons also wrote: “Also, why hasn’t Aaron Rich been interviewed [by law enforcement], and where is he?”

“The Washington Times understands that law enforcement officials have interviewed Mr. Rich and that he has cooperated with their investigation,” the retraction said. “The Washington Times did not intend to imply that Mr. Rich has obstructed justice in any way, and The Washington Times retracts and disavows any such implication.”

“The Washington Times apologizes to Mr. Rich and his family,” the retraction concluded. “All online copies of the Column have been deleted and all online content referencing the Column has been deleted to the extent within The Washington Times’ control.”

(Image removed from quote.)

A bunch of people annihilated.

If I was the family I would sue the Wati into bankruptcy. I mean, those sorts of stories is what kept the Seth Rich thing going.

[agrajag]

Wapo

 

Nintex please.

[Leadbelly]

I remember when my life was destroyed by not being given a brazenly partisan lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land

Yeah because these sort of accusations aren't damaging to a person's reputation and career or nothing. lol

And unsubstantiated aaccusations that lead to removal of public officials isn't something to be concerned about or anything. Fuck evidence and the rule of law.

Carry on. I leave you to your nonsense. I can't be bothered with it.:p

[agrajag]

He did it to himself. He could've kept a low profile and he woupd've gotten away with his high school and college rape and debauchery. He was literally asking for it.