US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[CatsCatsCats]

I don’t like it  @21337

[curly]

Ok I just noticed that even George Will is soft endorsing Joe Biden

I'm actually losing my goddamn mind over this. I am not sharing a tent with these people. Get the fuck out of my party

Thinking it was ever your party

[CatsCatsCats]

Okay. The whole thing would be improved by selecting all and then typing literally anything else

[Joe Molotov]

don't keep posting it, ffs

[curly]

This is what happens when Kara abandons his offspring

[Himu]

This is what happens when Kara abandons his offspring

The succdem lost, I can stop stressing out about electoralism and just pick between Kang and Kodos

What ways do you think we can improve the situation in America beyond electoralism?

[Himu]

What ways do you think we can improve the situation in America beyond electoralism?

What Is To Be Done? by the young Shosta Kovich

I'll read after my job interview

[jorma]

the cognitive decline is spreading!

https://twitter.com/JohnRuddick2/status/1236944247263133696

was probably referring to MERS?

this cognitive decline meme is fucking gross

remember when obama said 57 states? was that cognitive decline ? fuck outta here

MERS was 2012 breh 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://twitter.com/StevePtweets/status/1237751171915198464

well well well...the bernard brothers strike again

Since we're pretending that biden's campaign was run on nickels and dimes, does this mean that Sander's GOTV is historic?



What's that? bernie sucks? ok.

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Overheard by political pundits:

How can it be that all these countries can have all these people tested and organized, and the US can't?!


bernie:

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https://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1237815759981744129

love it!

[Great Rumbler]

lotta people posting in bad faith itt

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https://twitter.com/ajamubaraka/status/1237778411109695494

we fight to the end, brothers and sisters 

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https://twitter.com/TheNewThinkerr/status/1237815759981744129

love it!

His heart would explode if he ever tired anything energetic as this.

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/Rouell3/status/1237816095836340226



I'm sure Boomers like Glen and Shosta have no issues while the working-class proletariat have to fucking go to work during voting days or starve to death/die from illness bills.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

trump going to address the nation at 9


I guess this dude was like "stop fucking around"

[OnlyRegret]

amazing to see this play out and have both parties try and toe the status quo re: healthcare

[Cauliflower Of Love]

amazing to see this play out and have both parties try and toe the status quo re: healthcare

I wish Sanders wasn't so principled and stubborn as he is. He should be rubbing this shit in everyone's face.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/mollyhc/status/1237839244648824833

Some good reporting here.

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

Those are alot of nice tv's for the five people in the room.

I can see where alot of the revolution cash going.

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https://twitter.com/p_lo/status/1237860058899210244

for my boy shosti

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why is New York and Florida so far apart in primaries?

Who decides?

Is this why Tulsi was kicked out?

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https://twitter.com/AyannaPressley/status/1237792515878727680

da squad is back together  we forgive you for your treachery, queen 

[Nintex]

Alright, well I'll legit take a break now since it's clear my presence here is just distracting from productive conversation.

See you all in November maybe.

Wait, you forgot to like my previous post! Here you can still like this one with alternative emotes:

Bernie: "We cannot, and we will not, elect a distinguished speech-challenged fellow into the General debates."

Biden: "Listen here cornpop--" 

Bernie:"No listen here, fuckface

*crowd gasps as Biden mutters silently to himself "he can't do that”*

Bernie:"Listen you "stuttering" fuck, we all know you have dementia..."

Biden:"You--you can't mention that! The DNC gave you strict guidelines saying you can--"

Bernie:"Biden, I am once again telling you to shut the fuck up. I'm sick and tired of the multi-millionaires and the multi-billionaires pushing me around, reducing me to being a soft stump speaker. Frankly, the nominee should be the one that can handle the pressure when it matters most, and we all know your mental state is too frail for a challenge."

*Bernie whistles*

Bernie:"Bring her out."

*Jill Biden crawls out onto the debate stage on all fours. Her gimp outfit closely resembles that of a dog. Her face is covered in leather, but you can practically see the sweat underneath*

*Bernie walks over and unzips the crotch region completely*

Bernie:"Biden, I will fuck your wife tonight--"

*Biden drops to his knees*

Biden:"No, no!"

Bernie:"All you have to do is tell me to stop, provided it's in a complete sentence."

*Bernie derobes and slams his cock into Jill Biden's chocolate starfish. The force provides an enmorous echo throughout the debate hall despite its full occupancy. His grass roots brush against Jill Biden's bare ass*

Biden: "No! Stop!"

Bernie:"That won't do!"

*Full minutes pass by, Jill Biden's elderly body caresses the floor with no energy left to spare."

Biden:"Please sto--just sto--"

Bernie: "Look at this fool, he can't get more than a few words out."

*A digital chyron borders the stage, now showing millions of dollars being poured into Bernie's campaign as a result of this bold new strategy. Bernie's only satisfaction out of this is providing a better future for Americans after he passes in a few years. He didn't want to do this, he never wanted to do this. They forced him to do this. *

*It's been half-an-hour, the auditorium is silent save the sloshing of fluids and squeaking of leather. Biden is no longer in shock, his main priority is coming up with a coherent sentence*

Biden:"Please, stop *unintelligible nonsense* please *more unintelligible nonsense* O-obama"

*Another ten minutes pass. Biden finally breaks*

Biden: "Please, jus--just keep going." His head hangs in defeat.

*The crowd storms the stage and takes turns with Jill Biden in a grassroots movement that historians have dubbed Super Tuesday 3.  This movement was instrumental in the implementation of a Communist utopia to the likes of which nobody would have ever conceived.*

Exquisite post dear sir

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[Pissy F Benny]

Misogynist March baby 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1237875767150698497

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Why isn't there a PI market for the 25th amendment being invoked tonight?


Pence: Thank You America, it is without joy that I inform you tonight, I will be taking charge of the Office of the President.





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[thisismyusername]

Alright, well I'll legit take a break now since it's clear my presence here is just distracting from productive conversation.

See you all in November maybe.

Wait, you forgot to like my previous post! Here you can still like this one with alternative emotes:

Bernie: "We cannot, and we will not, elect a distinguished speech-challenged fellow into the General debates."

Biden: "Listen here cornpop--" 

Bernie:"No listen here, fuckface

*crowd gasps as Biden mutters silently to himself "he can't do that”*

Bernie:"Listen you "stuttering" fuck, we all know you have dementia..."

Biden:"You--you can't mention that! The DNC gave you strict guidelines saying you can--"

Bernie:"Biden, I am once again telling you to shut the fuck up. I'm sick and tired of the multi-millionaires and the multi-billionaires pushing me around, reducing me to being a soft stump speaker. Frankly, the nominee should be the one that can handle the pressure when it matters most, and we all know your mental state is too frail for a challenge."

*Bernie whistles*

Bernie:"Bring her out."

*Jill Biden crawls out onto the debate stage on all fours. Her gimp outfit closely resembles that of a dog. Her face is covered in leather, but you can practically see the sweat underneath*

*Bernie walks over and unzips the crotch region completely*

Bernie:"Biden, I will fuck your wife tonight--"

*Biden drops to his knees*

Biden:"No, no!"

Bernie:"All you have to do is tell me to stop, provided it's in a complete sentence."

*Bernie derobes and slams his cock into Jill Biden's chocolate starfish. The force provides an enmorous echo throughout the debate hall despite its full occupancy. His grass roots brush against Jill Biden's bare ass*

Biden: "No! Stop!"

Bernie:"That won't do!"

*Full minutes pass by, Jill Biden's elderly body caresses the floor with no energy left to spare."

Biden:"Please sto--just sto--"

Bernie: "Look at this fool, he can't get more than a few words out."

*A digital chyron borders the stage, now showing millions of dollars being poured into Bernie's campaign as a result of this bold new strategy. Bernie's only satisfaction out of this is providing a better future for Americans after he passes in a few years. He didn't want to do this, he never wanted to do this. They forced him to do this. *

*It's been half-an-hour, the auditorium is silent save the sloshing of fluids and squeaking of leather. Biden is no longer in shock, his main priority is coming up with a coherent sentence*

Biden:"Please, stop *unintelligible nonsense* please *more unintelligible nonsense* O-obama"

*Another ten minutes pass. Biden finally breaks*

Biden: "Please, jus--just keep going." His head hangs in defeat.

*The crowd storms the stage and takes turns with Jill Biden in a grassroots movement that historians have dubbed Super Tuesday 3.  This movement was instrumental in the implementation of a Communist utopia to the likes of which nobody would have ever conceived.*

                     Praxis?
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[Nintex]

Trump's bringing out the big guns against Corona

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237871550461698050

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237861968721010689

 

[Joe Molotov]

We must beat it as quickly and safely as possible.

Yes sir.

[Nintex]

I thought it was a hoax.

Can we nuke Corona, sounds dangerous? 

[benjipwns]

Absentee voting in MI is up 97%.

Is that good?

There's a pretty obvious reason for that, so who knows. Good in what sense?

Absentee voting in the state was made "no excuse" last year you can simply request it now.

[team filler]

I thought it was a hoax.

Can we nuke Corona, sounds dangerous? 

trumpy got cucked hard by  :bowcorona-chan   

[Nintex]

[Propagandhim]

https://heavy.com/news/2020/03/chelsea-manning-suicide-attempt/

 

[benjipwns]

The fabric of our society is pretty shitty and sometimes it feels like just getting bowling leagues going so people know each other would be the most helpful thing.  I'm tempted to try to make a lefty book club in my area

look at Robert Putnam over here

[benjipwns]

you ameribores better not have disappointed her 

I admit I totally forgot to vote, after I got home I was playing 2K for longer than normal, then after was looking at NBA stats stuff, it was like 9PM when I realized I forgot.

Sorry Marianne or Joe Sestak.

[Mandark]

don't worry benji, the tweet was about youth turnout

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Robert Reich start talking about how shitty the lack of testing pay/paid sick leave/availability of medical help is, and hayes had to jump in, actually alot of states are providing emergency relief !

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https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1237899977512251392

word to jack remington 

[benjipwns]

These poor hosts on MSNBC, they have the two who do the 5AM show (and they were on live in the 4AM hour because I was up and saw them) doing shows at 11 am and now 3pm. And of course Steve Kornacki hasn't been to bed in 5 years.

Fox News used to do this to their lower tier people too. It seems to happen most when the schedule gets upset by things like a long term dude resigning on air in the midst of an election hype season. Fox had tried to mitigate it by hiring more fill-in hosts but when O'Reilly got fired semi-suddenly it shook up their whole schedule and it popped back up. There was a media article I read about how they were fighting it. Back in the day when I watched Fox I could actively see it. One time there was epic PAB inception because she was on for breaking news about a hurricane or something and threw back to the Red Eye featuring herself on which they had her at the end throw to herself because she was hosting the early morning show that day.

[benjipwns]

Biden gonna pick Beto and say he "reminds me of myself from about 10-15 years ago."

It's Harris.

Trust my Intel.

"this man tried to keep me from integrating into schools, and I will gladly accept his offer to be vice president!"

https://twitter.com/deeegjackson/status/1237186902073257985

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Biden gonna pick Beto and say he "reminds me of myself from about 10-15 years ago."

It's Harris.

Trust my Intel.

"this man tried to keep me from integrating into schools, and I will gladly accept his offer to be vice president!"

https://twitter.com/deeegjackson/status/1237186902073257985

2016 wants it's script back.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

These poor hosts on MSNBC, they have the two who do the 5AM show (and they were on live in the 4AM hour because I was up and saw them) doing shows at 11 am and now 3pm. And of course Steve Kornacki hasn't been to bed in 5 years.

Fox News used to do this to their lower tier people too. It seems to happen most when the schedule gets upset by things like a long term dude resigning on air in the midst of an election hype season. Fox had tried to mitigate it by hiring more fill-in hosts but when O'Reilly got fired semi-suddenly it shook up their whole schedule and it popped back up. There was a media article I read about how they were fighting it. Back in the day when I watched Fox I could actively see it. One time there was epic PAB inception because she was on for breaking news about a hurricane or something and threw back to the Red Eye featuring herself on which they had her at the end throw to herself because she was hosting the early morning show that day.

I think currently it's because the 11AM host had a baby, but I don't know what the deal with the 3PM hour is. Ali Velshi got a weekend show but he was already doing multiple hours during the week so I'm not really sure why they'd pull him from both of his weekday shows. I don't know why they're making their earliest hour host fill these spots when they have 50 weekend people who are never on for anything during the week. I also literally don't know how the fuck Steve Kornacki stays alive, as he's now filling Chris Matthews' hour but also still on Morning Joe and sometimes the 5am hour show and if it is election night and they stay with live coverage all night, and then they'll just keep him propped up do run the numbers every hour through midnight and be on Morning Joe the next morning too.

I think he's genuinely trying to charlie day it.

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It’s called recycling. I thought you far leftists wanted to cut down on new carbon emissions.

https://twitter.com/madeleine/status/1237874343243157505

congrats!

[james]

He's so fucking infected   

[Cauliflower Of Love]

omg fuck this guy

[Coffee Dog]

time for the lockdown, woo

[Great Rumbler]

Total suspension of all trade and travel from EU to US for 30 days.

[TakingBackSunday]

This is absolutely fucking bullshit

[benjipwns]

Total suspension of all trade and travel from EU to US for 30 days.

The UK got out just in time!

[eleuin]

Can't wait for him to be coughing blood at the next presser

[james]

Everyone on wsb thought he would pump the market with stimulus

Instead the stable genius bans trade

 

[Mr Gilhaney]

The UK, despite literally being an island unto itself, has more cases than most of the countries in Europe.

Keep in mind, that a lot of countries in Europe are lacking proper testing, or are a lot smaller than the UK population wise, so kind of makes sense.

[benjipwns]

We should blockade Canada.