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« Reply #62940 on: September 01, 2020, 04:44:43 PM »
pizza plane  :lawd
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« Reply #62941 on: September 01, 2020, 04:53:16 PM »
Wow, even Drudge is shitting on Trump, highlighting his definitely-not-a-stroke medical issues.


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« Reply #62942 on: September 01, 2020, 05:00:21 PM »
Drudge started turning on Trump last year, I believe.

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« Reply #62943 on: September 01, 2020, 05:01:06 PM »
Won't be long before Trump starts pretending he has a 'stroke' for the laughs.

The man will end like Tommy Cooper  :tocry
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« Reply #62944 on: September 01, 2020, 05:08:14 PM »
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« Reply #62945 on: September 01, 2020, 05:10:12 PM »
ANTIFA LLC or ANTIFFA INC?


You posted the wrong tweet, this one is amazing


https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1300797635490721794

There was, a few years ago, a copy of an alleged ANTIFA riot contract making the rounds on 4chan (then InfoWars, Alex Jones often bring it up as proof) with things like "The party to this contract is [first name of his son] Soros but never mention him ever if interrogated" and "you are to only attack with open fists. Never use your legs or you'll be reported to your supervisor" or things of that effect.
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« Reply #62947 on: September 01, 2020, 05:48:59 PM »

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« Reply #62948 on: September 01, 2020, 06:34:33 PM »
How did we miss all the signs?

Here's trump having a seizure on SNL.


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« Reply #62949 on: September 01, 2020, 06:41:50 PM »
That's my secret Chuck I'm always having a seizure :trumps
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« Reply #62950 on: September 01, 2020, 08:10:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/chuckcallesto/status/1300793741477851138

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« Reply #62953 on: September 01, 2020, 09:23:06 PM »
the media is not your friend, fredo  :trumps
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« Reply #62955 on: September 01, 2020, 09:41:57 PM »
I wonder who else was dumb enough to tell all their secrets to Michael Cohen  :dead
Wouldn't surprise me if Cohen's anti-Trump act was fake and something the two of them cooked up to get some dirt on people.

https://twitter.com/MichaelCohen212/status/1300956925966913544
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« Reply #62956 on: September 01, 2020, 09:52:32 PM »
Looks like the hit job on Morse worked. There will be hell to pay.

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« Reply #62957 on: September 01, 2020, 10:20:55 PM »
Is Kennedy losing pretty bad for Pelosi? Maybe it won't matter but I would think that her endorsement meaning so little might fuel some Democratic ambitions in the house.

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« Reply #62958 on: September 01, 2020, 10:30:19 PM »
I think the hypocrisy of endorsing a challenger to an incumbent Dem (even if it's technically the Senate and not the House) was pretty galling after the DCCC blacklist thing, but I don't think her position's in any danger.

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« Reply #62959 on: September 01, 2020, 10:36:29 PM »
I don't know. When The American People hear about this they are going to want to toss Nancy out of her salon.

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« Reply #62960 on: September 01, 2020, 11:49:28 PM »



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« Reply #62962 on: September 02, 2020, 04:21:43 AM »
Hawkfish!
I expect that President Trump will be re-elected in November. The Democrats apparently expect that as well. At least, the Democratic Party web site Axios does. Thus, Axios is warning the party’s faithful that President Trump is likely to win–apparently–on November 3. But never fear: weeks remain in which the Democrats can harvest fake ballots!

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An alternative explanation: Democrats are not that much more afraid of the mild COVID virus than Republicans. Rather, fake Democratic ballots are far more likely to come in by mail, mysteriously mailed in by persons to whom they may or may not have been addressed–millions of those people being dead, moved away, or ineligible to vote. The “vote by junk mail” regime established in a number of states by the Democrats opens the door to voter fraud to an unprecedented degree. Which was, of course, the idea.

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Yeah, right. Most people would say the salient point is that on election night, the Democrats know exactly how many ballots they need to fabricate to “win” a particular state–much like the “ballot harvesting” campaign that they carried out in California in 2018.

Perhaps the most notable feature of this story is that a relatively prominent Democratic Party news outlet acknowledges it is likely that President Trump will “seem” to have won a landslide victory on Election Day, so that “weeks” of post-election fraud by the Democrats will be needed to throw the election into chaos. Will that happen? At the moment, it seems likely.
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« Reply #62963 on: September 02, 2020, 04:25:02 AM »
Step up your game, Nintex:
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There is only one thing that gives me hope about all this, and it's not the stock market. It's Trump himself. He's beaten them at every game they have tried so far. I can't believe he isn't smart enough to see what is looming ahead. He has a plan. More likely a number of plans.


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« Reply #62965 on: September 02, 2020, 09:40:39 AM »
Stop stoking the fires mandy.



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« Reply #62967 on: September 02, 2020, 11:11:26 AM »
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President Donald Trump told Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a former White House press secretary, to go to North Korea and take “one for the team” after Kim Jong Un appeared to wink at her, she said in a new memoir, according to The Guardian.

Holy fucking shit

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« Reply #62968 on: September 02, 2020, 11:41:07 AM »
Trump campaigning on literally that he's only president of his supporters is fucking me up way more than it should.

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« Reply #62969 on: September 02, 2020, 11:51:07 AM »
Progressive candidates split the vote in the primary for Kennedy's old seat so a guy who was a Republican operative within the last decade will probably win.

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« Reply #62972 on: September 02, 2020, 12:23:43 PM »
Hahahahaha

A kennedy lost

And pelosi lost a proxy battle to Cortez

Hahahahaha
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« Reply #62973 on: September 02, 2020, 12:27:12 PM »
Big win for the Bloomberg-Ocasio-Cortez-Schumer wing of the party.

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« Reply #62975 on: September 02, 2020, 12:41:28 PM »
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“Chuck Schumer has an impossibly difficult job, and he does it extremely well,” Sanders said in a statement. “In a caucus with a very wide range of political views, Chuck has maintained strong party unity and has brought the caucus together in a progressive way to take on Trump and the right-wing extremism of the Republican Party.”
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« Reply #62976 on: September 02, 2020, 12:46:14 PM »
Just say you are left and you get your progressive points automatically.

I have moved to the left also.
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« Reply #62977 on: September 02, 2020, 12:58:06 PM »


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« Reply #62978 on: September 02, 2020, 01:08:47 PM »
I thought polls don't matter, conservatives.

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« Reply #62979 on: September 02, 2020, 01:18:32 PM »
Progressives: If Joe Biden does not adopt this specific policy platform I will never vote for him and Trump winning is his fault  :hmph

GOP: Whatever the high af TV addicted clown says on Twitter is now our platform, better protect ourselves from the soup tossers

Liberals: Whatever happens it was the Russians, maybe Joe is a Russian agent, maybe I am a Russian agent  ???

Independents: I haven't decided yet but those fireworks were nice
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« Reply #62980 on: September 02, 2020, 01:38:48 PM »
Progressives: If Joe Biden does not adopt this specific policy platform I will never vote for him and Trump winning is his fault  :hmph

GOP: Whatever the high af TV addicted clown says on Twitter is now our platform, better protect ourselves from the soup tossers

Liberals: Whatever happens it was the Russians, maybe Joe is a Russian agent, maybe I am a Russian agent  ???

Independents: I haven't decided yet but those fireworks were nice

Please stop while you're behind.
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« Reply #62981 on: September 02, 2020, 01:48:38 PM »
Which fireworks?

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« Reply #62982 on: September 02, 2020, 01:49:34 PM »
Biting satire as always, Nintex.

Please keep it up  :playa
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« Reply #62983 on: September 02, 2020, 02:13:11 PM »
This fucking story :dead

https://www.pressreader.com/usa/houston-chronicle/20200902/281595242926372

Clerk: it's a pandemic, let's make it easier to vote by mail.

AG: YOU WILL SEND TO VOTERS 65 AND OLDER AND STOP THERE :maf

Like haha what the fuck
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« Reply #62984 on: September 02, 2020, 02:18:31 PM »
Just realized that my fear of Trump and Republics delegitimizing the election process to their base is kind of silly because it's looking like the election process might actually not be ligitimate to begin with. 



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« Reply #62987 on: September 02, 2020, 02:35:06 PM »
Then people are like,"Cindi, why do you want to leave Texas?!"
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« Reply #62988 on: September 02, 2020, 02:38:30 PM »
Just realized that my fear of Trump and Republics delegitimizing the election process to their base is kind of silly because it's looking like the election process might actually not be ligitimate to begin with.

Texas, Georgia...

I'm noticing a pattern here!

https://www.acluga.org/sites/default/files/georgia_voter_roll_purge_errors_report.pdf
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« Reply #62989 on: September 02, 2020, 03:09:30 PM »
2020 election is down to one message on the ballot: who do you trust more to keep you safe? The election (absence electoral fraud) will be decided between that issue. Whether fiscal safety (rent/jobs), physical safety (covid/protests), or mental safety. Whoever portrays himself as the one to nurture, the one to hold your hand down these frightening times' endless tunnel, that man will become President in January 2021.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll/no-bounce-in-support-for-trump-as-americans-see-pandemic-not-crime-as-top-issue-reuters-ipsos-poll-idUSKBN25T1I3

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« Reply #62990 on: September 02, 2020, 03:12:24 PM »
Ken Paxton sucks, and thinks he's going to be Texas's next governor because Dan Patrick sucks even more and is old.

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« Reply #62991 on: September 02, 2020, 03:12:57 PM »
Ken Paxton sucks, and thinks he's going to be Texas's next governor because Dan Patrick sucks even more and is old.

He very well could beat Patrick.
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« Reply #62992 on: September 02, 2020, 03:18:28 PM »
Then people are like,"Cindi, why do you want to leave Texas?!"

The dry heat?

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« Reply #62993 on: September 02, 2020, 03:21:35 PM »
Just realized that my fear of Trump and Republics delegitimizing the election process to their base is kind of silly because it's looking like the election process might actually not be ligitimate to begin with.
it's all illegitimate elections  :titus

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« Reply #62994 on: September 02, 2020, 03:23:26 PM »
Then people are like,"Cindi, why do you want to leave Texas?!"

The dry heat?

Texas? Dry?

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« Reply #62997 on: September 02, 2020, 04:49:32 PM »
I guess getting fucked separately is better than being fucked together. 

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« Reply #62998 on: September 02, 2020, 04:54:29 PM »
I guess getting fucked separately is better than being fucked together.

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