Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6904180 times)

Normal people: If Trump loses, he's not leaving the White House

POLITICAL EXPERTS: Don be silly, he has no choice

Trump:
https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1323092344053354498

POLITICAL EXPERTS

I don't think you'll see a lot of rioting in DC if Biden wins, just a giant traffic jam of hanger ons fleeing to Florida.
If Trump wins on the other hand or there is no result on election night ....

headwalk · « **Reply #64387 on:** November 02, 2020, 06:43:13 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on November 02, 2020, 05:47:30 AM

How do you do fellow rurals

https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/1322665368108716033

why does this feel like a cutscene from a ps1 game?

Nintex · « **Reply #64388 on:** November 02, 2020, 06:59:01 AM »

The first thing that came to mind was Command and Conquer FMV's

Coitus · « **Reply #64389 on:** November 02, 2020, 07:11:28 AM »

Another Fyre Festival rally for Don last night. Its great how he has such obvious contempt for his little piggies but they show up to oink and clop their trotters nonetheless. He should see how much money he can make selling them boxes of his morning dumps.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #64390 on:** November 02, 2020, 07:46:21 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on November 02, 2020, 02:15:17 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/KFILE/status/1323078651978592262

Yeah it looks like Jim Crow Joe is finished. This ad will turn California red.

biden right now

benjipwns · « **Reply #64391 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:03:17 AM »

I filled out a color-in map for kids I found at the office because I am a child:

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #64392 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:21:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/gathara/status/1322999903753220099

EchoRin · « **Reply #64393 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:23:03 AM »

Quote from: headwalk on November 02, 2020, 06:43:13 AM

Quote from: Nintex on November 02, 2020, 05:47:30 AM
How do you do fellow rurals

https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/1322665368108716033

why does this feel like a cutscene from a ps1 game?

A generation later, but this came to mind with the outfit and all

Nintex · « **Reply #64394 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:05:34 AM »

https://twitter.com/JNkappers/status/1323262545269006338

"My wife voted for Clinton, she votes for Trump this year"
"I was a Democrat, I'm voting for Trump"
"I know who Trump was I hated him but I'm voting for him"
"Lesbians for Trump"

team filler · « **Reply #64395 on:** November 02, 2020, 10:57:28 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on November 02, 2020, 05:47:30 AM

How do you do fellow rurals

https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/1322665368108716033

BIONIC · « **Reply #64396 on:** November 02, 2020, 11:50:59 AM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #64397 on:** November 02, 2020, 11:58:49 AM »

trump seems to really like wearing gloves now.

james · « **Reply #64398 on:** November 02, 2020, 12:22:33 PM »

Dicks out for Trump

team filler · « **Reply #64399 on:** November 02, 2020, 12:28:43 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #64400 on:** November 02, 2020, 12:33:55 PM »

https://twitter.com/MorningConsult/status/1323237169146810376
https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1323260024882368513
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1323205067726532608

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #64401 on:** November 02, 2020, 12:38:59 PM »

I want to believe, but I don't.

team filler · « **Reply #64402 on:** November 02, 2020, 12:44:45 PM »

upgrade your map, benj! beto has delivered tejas

Nintex · « **Reply #64403 on:** November 02, 2020, 01:08:15 PM »

Two different get out the vote strategies

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1323320216038776832

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1323321572476768262

Nintex · « **Reply #64404 on:** November 02, 2020, 01:26:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1323327751722541059

Uncle · « **Reply #64405 on:** November 02, 2020, 01:31:14 PM »

ideally because not all of the votes will be in election night and it'll take at least a few days

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #64406 on:** November 02, 2020, 02:22:26 PM »

Some men just want to see the world burn

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1323339805267267584

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #64407 on:** November 02, 2020, 02:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on November 01, 2020, 08:16:48 PM

If this is accurate than this thing is done and you can stick a fork in it.
https://twitter.com/L2political/status/1322925202502803456

Wisconsin to compare
https://twitter.com/L2political/status/1322940307277754372
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I checked this out because I hate myself. The explanation is that Wisconsin and Minnesota don't report party registration, so there's no actual data and this vendor iis filling in for the absence of data using the sophisticated statistical methodolgy of "make shit up based on whatever vaguely related variables we have on hand".

no, I don't have any idea what will happen tomorrow either.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #64408 on:** November 02, 2020, 03:03:52 PM »

One shot, says the guy who ran for prez like three times.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #64409 on:** November 02, 2020, 03:49:57 PM »

Quote from: james on November 02, 2020, 12:22:33 PM

Dicks out for Trump

I got my dick out, but it's not for Trump.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's for Harambe.

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team filler · « **Reply #64410 on:** November 02, 2020, 03:56:44 PM »

rumbler annihilated

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #64411 on:** November 02, 2020, 03:57:27 PM »

For real though, what is nintex going to even do when Trump loses tomorrow

I hope he just turns into a corncob

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #64412 on:** November 02, 2020, 04:11:48 PM »

Quote from: TakingBackSunday on November 02, 2020, 03:57:27 PM

For real though, what is nintex going to even do when Trump loses tomorrow

I hope he just turns into a corncob

"Look at what Trump tweeted today, everyone! Wow, so crazy!"

Nintex · « **Reply #64413 on:** November 02, 2020, 04:13:45 PM »

Watch Joe Rogan and Alex Jones, wire $50 to Shosti, stock up on Biden memes and enjoy my drinks

team filler · « **Reply #64414 on:** November 02, 2020, 04:14:22 PM »

james · « **Reply #64415 on:** November 02, 2020, 04:17:43 PM »

On the train to dc boys

We gonna party like its 1999

That or the part in independence day when the people are on top of the skyscraper welcoming the aliens

Nintex · « **Reply #64416 on:** November 02, 2020, 05:21:41 PM »

Quote from: james on November 02, 2020, 04:17:43 PM

On the train to dc boys

We gonna party like its 1999

That or the part in independence day when the people are on top of the skyscraper welcoming the aliens

I would get some neutral gear with American flags instead of campaign merch for a specific side so whoever wins you can just join the #winning club to party and pretend you were pro Trump/Biden all along while they send the other side to Guantanamo/Gulag

Coitus · « **Reply #64417 on:** November 02, 2020, 05:27:06 PM »

Even one of the most partisan hack federal judges wasn't buying what the GOPs were trying to sell in Texas.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/02/ballots-texas-houston-tossed-out-433806

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #64418 on:** November 02, 2020, 06:28:16 PM »

Nintex went on Daddy Dobbs tonight.

https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1323393061758685184

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64419 on:** November 02, 2020, 07:28:13 PM »

vibes

Here we go. I feel good.

benjipwns · « **Reply #64420 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:29:37 PM »

found Nintex's conference call:

Quote from: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/gop-gotv-set-to-swamp-biden-lead-election-day-to-look-like-a-trump-rally

“In a lot of places across the country, Election Day is going to look like a Trump rally,” said Nintex, the Trump campaign’s director of battleground strategy.

In a detailed review of the key states and upcoming voting, Nintex said that the campaign and the Republican National Committee's get-out-the-vote effort is set up to push even “low propensity” Trump voters to the polls.

“This is what it was built for,” he said, predicting reelection.

In a call to reporters to suggest that the Biden campaign plans to drag out the election vote counting, Nintex turned to the current voting to declare that the Democrat’s lead in early voting is about to go poof.

Here’s what he said, for example, about Pennsylvania, where the Democrats feel confident that early votes will be too many for President Trump to overcome. He suggested an eventual victory by at least 100,000 votes.

“So, Pennsylvania, the Democrats are going to have somewhere in the neighborhood of a three-quarter million head start heading into tomorrow, probably more than that. What we know right now that there are 2.6 million Trump voters likely to show up tomorrow, and there are 1.5 million remaining Biden voters to show up tomorrow. So, Pennsylvania, in particular, is going to look on election night on an Election Day vote standpoint like the president wins in an absolute landslide. However, we know the margins he needs to win by in Pennsylvania, and that math is available to us from a turnout perspective,” he said.

...

Arizona. “Don Jr. is out in Arizona right now. Weeks ago, the makeup of that electorate was D plus-11.9%. After significant early voting, it is now down to D plus-1.2%. The gap on Election Day in 2016, D plus-2.5%. President Trump will win Election Day in Arizona by 150,000 votes.”

Florida: “Democrats jumped out to an 18.8% partisan advantage during the [absentee-only] voting period. Today, it’s down to 1%. Going into Election Day 2016, the gap was 1.4%. President Trump has an Election Day margin of over 500,000 net ballots.”

Wisconsin. “In Wisconsin, the makeup of the electorate weeks ago, D plus-12.3%. Today, D plus-5.9%. Going into Election Day 2016, that gap was D plus-9.6%. We’ll win Election Day in Wisconsin by over 100,000 votes.”

Nevada: “Democrats jumped out to a 27.3% lead during [absentee ballot voting] only. Today, after significant early voting period, it’s down to D plus-5%. Election Day 2016, it was D plus-7.9%. President Trump has an Election Day margin in Nevada of 50,000 votes.”

Michigan: “They’ve got, again, a ton of high propensity voters in Michigan. And we have nearly 2 million votes for President Trump left. President Trump will need to win Election Day in Michigan by about 350,000 votes. And today, we project an Election Day votes cast margin of over 400,000 votes in President Trump’s favor.”

He concluded, “It’s pretty simple out there. If the voters that we know are still left in the electorate, still wanting to participate in this election, show up tomorrow as they’ve been telling us for well over two years now, President Trump is going to have four more years.”

DJ Bedroom · « **Reply #64421 on:** November 02, 2020, 08:31:17 PM »

Damn nintex, make that fucking paper dawg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #64422 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:28:38 PM »

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/02/upshot/needle-election-forecast.html

NYT expects to get results from NC, GA, and FL before midnight due to those states processing and/or counting ballots days in advance. NC's election board is saying they'll be nearly done counting before 9PM. Basically if Biden wins one, he's in good position to become president. If he wins two, he probably becomes president. And if he wins all three it's game over. Flip side of Trump wins all three, Biden's path to 270 remains clear but Trump will also have a clear path there too.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #64423 on:** November 02, 2020, 09:39:33 PM »

fyi and fwiw, 538's model has Trump wins all three ≈ 50/50, Biden wins just Georgia out of the three ≈ 75/25, Biden wins either of the other two (only) ≈ 95/5

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #64424 on:** November 02, 2020, 10:00:42 PM »

I really wish there were a proper national needle this year - if Trump lost, the needle would provide some bookending catharsis and if he won, the deepening sinking feeling as it gradualy approached 50%, the desperate stages-of-grief mental thrashing as it entered and traversed the bad half, and the eventual psychic crash and ensuing days-long alcoholic-insomniac binge would at least feel familiar.

Is there some kind of bootleg needle somewhere I can use?

BikeJesus · « **Reply #64425 on:** November 03, 2020, 12:26:42 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 02, 2020, 10:00:42 PM

I really wish there were a proper national needle this year - if Trump lost, the needle would provide some bookending catharsis and if he won, the deepening sinking feeling as it gradualy approached 50%, the desperate stages-of-grief mental thrashing as it entered and traversed the bad half, and the eventual psychic crash and ensuing days-long alcoholic-insomniac binge would at least feel familiar.

Is there some kind of bootleg needle somewhere I can use?

Check your cities skid row. Might find the right needle there.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #64426 on:** November 03, 2020, 12:30:42 AM »

Good luck sleepy joe

BIONIC · « **Reply #64427 on:** November 03, 2020, 01:49:10 AM »

Battle for the Soul of the Children

team filler · « **Reply #64428 on:** November 03, 2020, 02:52:20 AM »

Quote from: filler on October 26, 2020, 05:33:25 AM

gathering of the jewggalos

that village people song it's already so unreal at every trump campaign event and then that goddamn song on top of it

Nintex · « **Reply #64429 on:** November 03, 2020, 03:51:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1323512912393232385

Quite a crowd at the final rally

remy · « **Reply #64430 on:** November 03, 2020, 05:46:07 AM »

I literally cannot wait till this shit is over

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #64431 on:** November 03, 2020, 06:13:22 AM »

whether trump wins or loses, the true clown show starts tomorrow

Nintex · « **Reply #64432 on:** November 03, 2020, 07:33:54 AM »

What voting actually looks like

https://twitter.com/LiaKamanaTV/status/1323603480527994887

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #64433 on:** November 03, 2020, 08:18:43 AM »

Get ready for the SEVENTY NINE DAYS OF HELL brehs

team filler · « **Reply #64434 on:** November 03, 2020, 08:45:48 AM »

https://twitter.com/jamesarosen/status/1323604906561822721

BIONIC · « **Reply #64435 on:** November 03, 2020, 08:47:08 AM »

Quote from: filler on November 03, 2020, 08:45:48 AM

https://twitter.com/jamesarosen/status/1323604906561822721

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #64436 on:** November 03, 2020, 10:00:51 AM »

Showed up to my polling place 15 mins early, around 30 people ahead of me. It was probably 3x that many and it extended outside by the time I was finished. Masks were required but there was no social distancing in the line. The guy commented that this was the busiest he had ever seen it that early in the morning.

I feel bad for the volunteers, this afternoon is going to be a shitshow.

Nintex · « **Reply #64437 on:** November 03, 2020, 10:30:06 AM »

https://twitter.com/BarstoolNewsN/status/1323623712311095296

The circus has begun

james · « **Reply #64438 on:** November 03, 2020, 10:38:17 AM »

I can't believe the day is here.

Looking outside my airbnb window the streets are deserted.

I don't think anyone came into work today

james · « **Reply #64439 on:** November 03, 2020, 10:46:02 AM »

NINTEX IN SHAMBLES

(CNN)Former Vice President Joe Biden took all five of the votes cast for president in Dixville Notch, a tiny New Hampshire township along the US-Canada border that is among the first places in the country to make its presidential preference known.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/11/02/politics/dixville-notch-2020-results/index.html

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6904180 times)