"Actually if you look at it Nintendo is the best. Nintendo is the greatest, look, I played them all. I played a little Sonic back in the day with Michael Jackson. I said Michael let's play a little Sonic. Back then you didn't know any better and he would just play with your kids but I still think he's totally innocent, totally innocent. Do you remember Michael, he was really great like easily the greatest they don't have artists like that anymore folks, I mean Kanye is close but you are talking about the absolute greatest."
"And then they told me Mr. Trump do you want to do Xbox. And I said "What?", "Do you want to do Xbox?". And I asked them if they were taping a you know, if it was the dirty stuff. But instead it was all these nerds in Las Vegas and Bill Gates was there and I said "Ok, I'll do it", "I'll do it but you have to pay me". So we taped the thing in the style of the Apprentice and it was totally safe for the children and pretty fun. But I said, you know. I like your HALO and I like a little racing but Nintendo is just the best ever and you can't compete. I mean, you have Donkey Kong, Zelda, Mario you have all these big names and then you have the Pokemon and my good friend Herman he was a big fan of the Pokemon. So anyway ZCHINA is ripping us off with these trade deals folks, they're totally ripping us off. You can't even get a clean cup of water without it saying "MADE IN CHINA" on the bottom. We want Made in America and maybe a little Made in Japan. Japan are our friends, sure something happened back when we were fighting, we had boats and we were fighting hard and we used a beautiful bomb like the biggest the world had ever seen. And then the little guy walked up and signed the paper and all these big generals were there and everyone was very excited it was called INCONDITIONER SURRENDER we don't do it like that anymore. But really thanks to great companies like Nintendo that all worked out. So ALLEY-GATE-O I want to thank President Abe from coming all this way from Japan to visit our country on behalf of the great Japaneses"
