Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5454756 times)

Here lies the Republican Party and their King: Donald John Trump the first and last of his name.
All that remains of their once mighty kingdom is found here at the Mar-a-Lago memorial grounds in Miami, Florida.

The Republicans perished trying to save the world from common sense fighting a calamity known as the 'Pandemic'.
Alas their faith, TV shows, hats and guns could not prevent their doom at the hands of their enemy.

May they find peace knowing their tax returns were never officially published and their exes NDA's never broken.
This memorial was commissioned by President Joseph "Robinette" Biden Jr. in the year of our lord 2021 to heal a fractured nation.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #67931 on:** October 03, 2020, 02:08:59 PM »

biden has a girls middle name?

Nintex · « **Reply #67932 on:** October 03, 2020, 02:12:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312449034154504192

He's still alive

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #67933 on:** October 03, 2020, 06:25:55 PM »

He needs his 1,200 since tax season is upon us.

zomgee · « **Reply #67934 on:** October 03, 2020, 07:14:34 PM »

Corona has changed him! He said "Thank you!"

Nintex · « **Reply #67935 on:** October 03, 2020, 07:27:21 PM »

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1312512063147708416

Chris Christie hospitalized, RIP Oreos Man

Tripon · « **Reply #67936 on:** October 03, 2020, 08:07:18 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #67937 on:** October 03, 2020, 08:21:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1312545287882387458

Oblivion · « **Reply #67938 on:** October 05, 2020, 03:49:09 AM »

how's bikejesus holding up?

Nintex · « **Reply #67939 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:45:33 AM »

Nothing stops this B E A S T

Tripon · « **Reply #67940 on:** October 05, 2020, 11:35:33 AM »

https://twitter.com/KellyO/status/1313139098203324423

Nintex · « **Reply #67941 on:** October 05, 2020, 12:57:10 PM »

Now she can share experimental drug cocktails with Trump and Hicks

BikeJesus · « **Reply #67942 on:** October 05, 2020, 01:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on October 05, 2020, 03:49:09 AM

how's bikejesus holding up?

I'm glad that Trump and his immediate family are apparently doing ok, otherwise I fear in his last days he will nuke Wuhan. If he lives, I am looking forward to Trump on the warpath. Not sure if the info being given about his health is accurate, but if presidential duties get handed over to Pence, you can assume Trump won't make it.

Nintex · « **Reply #67943 on:** October 05, 2020, 01:23:48 PM »

If Mattis did not secretly replace the nuclear football with an Xbox after team Trump unpacked it for selfies during ice cream time at the Mar-a-lago he's a braver man than we are.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67944 on:** October 05, 2020, 01:46:56 PM »

wait what?

Nintex · « **Reply #67945 on:** October 05, 2020, 01:59:36 PM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #67946 on:** October 05, 2020, 06:44:26 PM »

What if Biden already caught and beat covid earlier this year when he disappeared from public life?

james · « **Reply #67947 on:** October 05, 2020, 08:02:41 PM »

What if Biden never existed

james · « **Reply #67948 on:** October 05, 2020, 10:22:24 PM »

God really really hate trump voters

BikeJesus · « **Reply #67949 on:** October 06, 2020, 12:05:38 AM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 06:44:26 PM

What if Biden already caught and beat covid earlier this year when he disappeared from public life?

https://twitter.com/AdamCrigler/status/1311931296541794304

Boredfrom · « **Reply #67950 on:** October 06, 2020, 12:55:47 AM »

Quote from: BikeJesus on October 06, 2020, 12:05:38 AM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on October 05, 2020, 06:44:26 PM
What if Biden already caught and beat covid earlier this year when he disappeared from public life?

https://twitter.com/AdamCrigler/status/1311931296541794304

You should check the date.

Nintex · « **Reply #67951 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:07:52 AM »

"Get well soon Donald. I'm glad you're doing better I will stop the negative ads. We must come together"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313449844413992961

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313445293912920064

[close]

"Live with it or Joe Biden will execute your babies"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67952 on:** October 06, 2020, 09:49:04 AM »

Jesus

Brehvolution · « **Reply #67953 on:** October 06, 2020, 10:50:28 AM »

trump knew he had it before the debate which is why they showed up late so they wouldn't be tested. Going by their "honor system" whatever the hell that is. That's why he wouldn't shut up at the debate. He was trying to make a cloud of covid in the air to try and get Joe sick.

Nintex · « **Reply #67954 on:** October 06, 2020, 12:15:24 PM »

Another salvo of Tweets on steroids, ranging from Mini Mike to fake news and one already censored by Twitter

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313489465139134464

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #67955 on:** October 06, 2020, 12:59:26 PM »

Is there any lists or rumored lists as to what Biden's cabinet would look like?

Mueller for AG?

Nintex · « **Reply #67956 on:** October 06, 2020, 01:20:53 PM »

Pete Buttigieg has been floated for UN ambassador.
Andrew Yang for a new post regarding tech.
Lael Brainard of the Federal Reserve for treasury.

Larry Summers is one of the advisors for the transition.

Nintex · « **Reply #67957 on:** October 06, 2020, 02:48:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1313551266501582849

Debate on STEROIDS

james · « **Reply #67958 on:** October 06, 2020, 02:56:11 PM »

No more stimulus

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551795646541824

james · « **Reply #67959 on:** October 06, 2020, 03:00:08 PM »

This has to be Putin right?

Like even Trump realizes that people like free money

Nintex · « **Reply #67960 on:** October 06, 2020, 03:13:45 PM »

The invisible hand of the market was Trump tweets all this time

Thousands of hedgefund bois and countless of bankers and CEO's zoomin right now to decide who dares to call him

Coitus · « **Reply #67961 on:** October 06, 2020, 04:37:56 PM »

Quote from: james on October 06, 2020, 03:00:08 PM

This has to be Putin right?

Like even Trump realizes that people like free money

Gotta vote for him if you want it, plebs..

:

james · « **Reply #67962 on:** October 06, 2020, 04:39:33 PM »

james · « **Reply #67963 on:** October 06, 2020, 05:56:19 PM »

Facebook banning QAnon.

Nintex post if youre ok

Nintex · « **Reply #67964 on:** October 06, 2020, 07:29:21 PM »

Quote from: james on October 06, 2020, 05:56:19 PM

Facebook banning QAnon.

Nintex post if youre ok

I've given up on 2020 months ago. It is what it is

chronovore · « **Reply #67965 on:** October 06, 2020, 07:41:32 PM »

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/10/06/us/trump-covid-live-updates

Quote

On Thursday evening, senior administration officials confirmed that Stephen Miller, Mr. Trump’s top speechwriter and a policy adviser, had tested positive for the coronavirus, joining a growing list of Mr. Trump’s close aides who have the virus.

“Over the last five days I have been working remotely and self-isolating, testing negative every day through yesterday,” Mr. Miller said in a statement. “Today, I tested positive for Covid-19 and am in quarantine.”

Fuck that racist, sadistic hobgoblin.

Nintex · « **Reply #67966 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:06:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/LMartinezABC/status/1313606088772681732

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67967 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:51:01 PM »

Hope to see headlines about football being interupted due to Trump handling the pandemic.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #67968 on:** October 06, 2020, 08:56:59 PM »

Wow, biggest news story ever finally getting declassified!!!

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313640512025513984

If this is true, Trump has a very good chance of getting more votes than Clinton in this years election.

james · « **Reply #67969 on:** October 06, 2020, 09:20:18 PM »

23 tweets in the past hour

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #67970 on:** October 06, 2020, 09:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 06, 2020, 08:56:59 PM

Wow, biggest news story ever finally getting declassified!!!

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313640512025513984

If this is true, Trump has a very good chance of getting more votes than Clinton in this years election.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #67971 on:** October 06, 2020, 10:35:27 PM »

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313664886648582144

I think it’s elder abuse if they don’t take his phone away while he’s on drugs.

BIONIC · « **Reply #67972 on:** October 07, 2020, 12:54:33 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on October 06, 2020, 08:56:59 PM

Wow, biggest news story ever finally getting declassified!!!

https://www.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313640512025513984

If this is true, Trump has a very good chance of getting more votes than Clinton in this years election.

Benjamin Ghazi can finally rest in peace

chronovore · « **Reply #67973 on:** October 07, 2020, 01:35:08 AM »

Quote from: james on October 06, 2020, 09:20:18 PM

23 tweets in the past hour

That’s… disturbing in itself.

I mean, theoretically he has more important things to do, but if this is the level of his decision making I would rather have him on Twitter.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67974 on:** October 07, 2020, 08:00:21 AM »

https://www.stripes.com/news/years-after-they-fought-in-afghanistan-us-troops-watch-as-their-children-deploy-to-the-same-war-1.647659

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #67975 on:** October 07, 2020, 11:02:37 AM »

If this presser if about the beatles, did trump lose his shit for no reason last night about the fbi?

Nintex · « **Reply #67976 on:** October 07, 2020, 12:45:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/1313866162304937984

Ken Bone voted third party

mormapope · « **Reply #67977 on:** October 07, 2020, 01:45:49 PM »

Sounds like a fucking idiot

Nintex · « **Reply #67978 on:** October 07, 2020, 02:00:26 PM »

During simpler times. When all we had to worry about were the Russians invading Ukraine and Death cults in Syria

benjipwns · « **Reply #67979 on:** October 07, 2020, 02:51:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/1313901254884708353

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5454756 times)