My 2 year old is alt right

[Cerveza mas fina]

Pointed at a black doll and said monkey

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then she touched the dolls wiener and said node while pointing at her nose

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wut she said monkey

[Himu]

She's not alt right she's just European

[fistfulofmetal]

she learned it from you probably

[Great Rumbler]

Like father, like daughter. Think about it.

[Steve Contra]

She's not alt right she's just European

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She's not alt right she's just European

my little viking 

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yeah but you are not european though by blood

[Rufus]

[Atramental]

That 1930-40s euro zeitgeist, brehs.

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Who am I kidding. Europeans have been racist for ages.

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[I'm a Puppy!]

I have a friend who is a single mom for several kids and a bit overwhelmed. Over the summer my wife and I decided to meet her at a park to give our kids time to play and give her a bit of a break. Her 3 year old wanted me to play with him on the playground so I go with him and by the playground was a lady in a full black Niqab. He points at her and says, "Monster! There's a monster!" and runs away almost crying. I just said, "Not my kid." And walked away.

[Atramental]

Thinking back, apparently I fat shamed some morbidly obese women when I was 4 or 5 and out grocery shopping with my mom

I believe my words were, "Whoa Mom! She's HUUUUGE!"

edit: In short, kids are little shits.

[Rufus]

They call it like they see it. Presidential material, really.

[I'm a Puppy!]

That reminded me of this one time when my wife was pregnant we took my 4 year old shopping and she pointed at this lady and said, "Wow mom that lady is very pregnant. Just like you!"  Lady in question was definitely NOT pregnant.

[tiesto]

She's not alt right she's just European

It was a black doll not a Roma doll...

[Joe Molotov]

That reminded me of this one time when my wife was pregnant we took my 4 year old shopping and she pointed at this lady and said, "Wow mom that lady is very pregnant. Just like you!"  Lady in question was definitely NOT pregnant.

Then you were like "Not my kid" and walked away.

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She's not alt right she's just European

It was a black doll not a Roma doll...

that reminds me the guy that did my bathroom was from romania and told me a gypsy joke 

[Rufus]

In a "I'm from Romania, but not one of them" kind of way?

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Kind of yeah, was actually a very nice guy and the joke wasnt more offensive then stuff you say about neighbours

[Himu]

She's not alt right she's just European

It was a black doll not a Roma doll...

Have you seen European soccer?

[tiesto]

She's not alt right she's just European

It was a black doll not a Roma doll...

Have you seen European soccer?

Not that much but yeah I know the racism against black players is pretty bad there too. Just going with what I see on GAF - where the European posters unanimously come together to deride soccer hooligans who shout out racial slurs at black players, and preach how tolerant they are compared to us savage, uncouth Americans... but then when a Roma-related topic comes up, those same people say some horrible shit.

[Samson Manhug]

she learned it from you probably

I think far right neo nazi's are idiots, but I don't entirely agree with the multicultural society either.

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why does your 2 year old have a naked black man complete with penis as a doll

[Madrun Badrun]

White privilege is owning your own blackman complete with penis at 2. 

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she learned it from you probably

I think far right neo nazi's are idiots, but I don't entirely agree with the multicultural society either.

do you have like bookmarks for things posted 5 years ago?

[chronovore]

wut she said monkey

You gotta learn to declare subject and object.

Y'all need to lay off Premium Lager and AiA a bit.

 In half a year's time this is just gonna be Voat with thecoli emoticons.

So, what's the deal with "Voat"? I have no idea what that site is, but my one friend who is falling into the Pizzagate rabbit hole directed me to Voat for a summary. 

[Atramental]

Voat is where the raw sewage from Reddit goes.

[chronovore]

Voat is where the raw sewage from Reddit goes.

Yeah, the friend who directed me to Voat was stating that Reddit shutting down the Pizzagate board was part of the evidence of a high-level conspiracy.

[Great Rumbler]

Your friend went from "I don't believe any of this stuff lol but it's interesting to read about" to "OMG conspiracies everywhere where's my tin foil hat" real quick.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Voat is where the raw sewage from Reddit goes.

Yeah, the friend who directed me to Voat was stating that Reddit shutting down the Pizzagate board was part of the evidence of a high-level conspiracy.

Chrono we need to hang out more. You evidently need cooler friends.

[Boogie]

she learned it from you probably

I think far right neo nazi's are idiots, but I don't entirely agree with the multicultural society either.

do you have like bookmarks for things posted 5 years ago?

Some things just stick in your memory, mang.

[chronovore]

Your friend went from "I don't believe any of this stuff lol but it's interesting to read about" to "OMG conspiracies everywhere where's my tin foil hat" real quick.

Yeah, he was a supercool guy who reported to me at my first management job. We were great friends 20 years ago, and now we're Facebook contacts. He's angrier than I remember.

[Valkyrie]

[Rufus]

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Yeah that's a great thing to see right before bed. Thanks.

[Atramental]

NOPE 

[OnlyRegret]

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Yeah that's a great thing to see right before bed. Thanks.

sleep tight, real tight

[nudemacusers]

She's not alt right she's just European

Still go back to this zap 

[bluemax]

Voat is where the raw sewage from Reddit goes.

Yeah, the friend who directed me to Voat was stating that Reddit shutting down the Pizzagate board was part of the evidence of a high-level conspiracy.

I know a dude like that. I don't hang out with him anymore.

[nudemacusers]

*my 5 year old son, looking at a map in a random convenience store with his grandfather after a long road trip to NY*

"grandpa, are we in china?" (he's been learning about china/asia in class the last week)

"no, we're in new york"

"oh ok"

*they approach the counter a few moments later, asian man is cashier*

"see grandpa, I told you we were in china"

[Yeti]

Did you say "not my kid" and walk away?

[nudemacusers]

ha, wasn't there, but I probably wouldn't have told him, right before he fell asleep, that we were driving across the ocean or whatever goofy thing my father in law said that put distant countries in his mind.