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[BIONIC]

Ask her if the baby is sexy.

Then say.. "Whoops, baby you are sexy is what I meant."

 

[MMaRsu]

Good lord 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wtf..

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You're in, if she's sharing this much information about her situation then she views you as a possibility. She wouldn't do that for everyone.

That being said, you'd better have rules going into this. Like, this is just a hook up and nothing else, don't catch feels. Her relationship problems with her BF are between them and she can't vent to you about them. They deal wit their stuff. You don't want to become a shoulder to cry on or someone to vent to. Be ready to bail at any moment.

Does she like being choked?

[team filler]

Wtf..

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choke the shid out this dumbass biiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

[I'm a Puppy!]

You're in

 

Not to the kids. You sicko!

[nachobro]

You're in

Urine

[I'm a Puppy!]

You're in

 

Not to the kids. You sicko!

1) Just had a baby
2) Lives with BF
3) Has no sex drive
4) Immediatly discussing long term potential over a dating app chat

YOU ARE IN!

Mupepe would have that deal closed 20 minutes ago. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Yo that’s a solid lead for your new wife

[I'm a Puppy!]

Also, pls post results.

[BlueTsunami]

You're in

 

Not to the kids. You sicko!

1) Just had a baby
2) Lives with BF
3) Has no sex drive
4) Immediatly discussing long term potential over a dating app chat

YOU ARE IN!

I'd say realistic expectations are def a good thing but this... sheeeit. The only time I'd get involved with a single mother again is if there was a definite spark there worth exploring and fully realizing ya gon be new dadda lol

[I'm a Puppy!]

Obviously you need to shut that relationship crap down. She's not ready and no, you don't wanna be a dad. But a hook up? Go for it.  On second thought though, tell her how good you are with kids and how understanding you are and set up a date. (Pls post results)

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she got a live-in babysitter    get you some that milk 

[I'm a Puppy!]

But a hook up? Go for it.

Dude.. did you not read why her live in BF is ditching her? lol

Did you not read the "Pls post results"?

[team filler]

she said nothing about sucking them tidds and enjoying the refreshing lechita 

[shosta]

Fill the hole in her life 

[team filler]

nothing sexual about feeding her new boyfriend 

[BlueTsunami]

Fill the hole in her life 

Theres only one cure for postpartum

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choke her until she forgets

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[Raist]

Wtf..

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Ask her if she and/or her child are into chocking.

[naff]

where is she from MMarsu?

[MMaRsu]

shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq



weird

[Raist]

RIP MMarsu

[Rahxephon91]

Well she came over today in her leggings, with her hair down, and with alcohol. So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time.

But my friend stopped by because he wanted to pick up Resident Evil 2 from the local Gamestop and then proceeded to hang out with us.

Which was pretty funny.

But I think she had a fun time regardless. But I will say I think there is something that is keeping her hestiatnt to the whole idea of a relationship. So at this point I don't think there is anything I can really do beyond keep making her comfortable. I've put my cards on the table and already made it known how I feel so I think it's really up to her.

Today I also got my Last Podcast on the Left Shirt so I'm pretty happy.

[team filler]

breh, your friend is an asshole, she wanted to fuck. jfc what a cockblock 

at the very least it could have been a make-out sesh. she went out of her way to look cute for you and the plan was you two being alone.

I'm not going to tell you to eat that ass or anything too wild, but make a move. give that girl a kiss, you got to kiss dee girl

[Valkyrie]

shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

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weird

How are you gonna understand what she says in real life if she can barely type?

Also this girl just wants a stepdad asap it seems.

[benjipwns]

"i will bring baby, i cook very well"

yum?

[Nabbis]

It's karma marsu, this is basically the female version of you bringing roses and asking to choke someone.

[BlueTsunami]

shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

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weird

Eject
from this
interaction
please

Oh man

You gon be interviewed by the baby. What are your thoughts on watching me while mommy goes to her second job?

[team filler]

it's a reverse cucc. instead of you fucking another man's girlfriend, he fucks other girls while you have platonic relations with his girlfriend and watch his baby 

EDIT: ask her if the boyfriend finds you attractive 

[demi]

shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

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weird

lmfao she trying to get you to smuggle her through the checkpoint



GLORY TO ARSTOZKA

[I'm a Puppy!]

shes 28 I responded but she wants to bring her baby to a date? dafuq

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weird

Perfect. This is the natural progression. She, of course, just really wants you. Go for it!!!

Pls post results.

[MMaRsu]

I asked her if she really wants to bring her baby on a date and said thats a little awkward lol

Got two other new potential matches as well, but we'll see.

[Stro]

I would never trust a woman who brings her kids/lets the kids meet the dude on the first date

[I'm a Puppy!]

Guys, we need to talk. How are we going to get a good season this year if you keep giving good advice? Let Kramit go out with this crazy lady. Maybe he'll find love, maybe he'll lose a kidney, either way, we win.

[BlueTsunami]

We're gonna get a selfie of MM, her, and two large handprints around her delicate throat

[toku]

Guys, we need to talk. How are we going to get a good season this year if you keep giving good advice? Let Kramit go out with this crazy lady. Maybe he'll find love, maybe he'll lose a kidney, either way, we win.

#necktattooenergy 

[Mupepe]

I went on a first date once where she came over and brought her kid.  I ended up giving her a shirtless massage while her kid was playing on my living room floor.  She left and called me and convinced me to come over to her place after she got home.  We fucked all night. 

Here's the twist: We worked together and she got in a fist fight with another coworker the next day because she found out we were banging.  Twist 2: She was separated from her husband who I supervised   Ahhh to be 20 years old again. That bitch was crazy.  She tried to tell me she loved me one week in and when I said I didn't want her to say that she started saying "I really like you" while we fucked instead 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I had a friend who once said "thank you inviting me to your house!" During sex

[BlueTsunami]

"I really like you" while we fucked instead 

Its so hot when women be that thirsty mah gawd

[naff]

But my friend stopped by because he wanted to pick up Resident Evil 2 from the local Gamestop and then proceeded to hang out with us.

So at this point I don't think there is anything I can really do beyond keep making her comfortable.

Jfc, next time tell your mate to shove off and have a nice time with your cute date who brought herself dressed up with lubricant TO YOUR HOUSE. Don't let your mate picking up a video game sit around and hang.

[naff]

You're deep in the desert when you're a young man flirting with a new mom with no sex drive that barely speaks your language.

Ask where she's from at least. I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.

[shosta]

I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.

I think benji solved this one already

[team filler]

the friend should have known better, is he 10 years old? "my buddy is alone with a cute girl he recently met, think I'll invite myself to hangout all night!" 

[team filler]

You're deep in the desert when you're a young man flirting with a new mom with no sex drive that barely speaks your language.

Ask where she's from at least. I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.

Tiddy meat with plenty of fresh milk 

[naff]

the friend should have known better, is he 10 years old?

It's some aspy shit. But also, unsurprising.

[Rahxephon91]

You’d think a guy would know that instinctly.

[shosta]

There's also the possibility that some of the signals you were picking up that made you think she wasn't looking for anything physical were actually just her being super fucking bummed about your dipshit friend cockblocking her and her disappointment in you for not kicking his ass straight out the door once he got his shit

[Rahxephon91]

I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

[naff]

I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

Whoa, whoa, no-ones saying pressure or sex. But being a little more assertive could be good.

"So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time."

Sounds like you did pick up on a signal, at least a little  trust yourself.

[Atramental]

A "technique" I use to test the waters is a simple upper back, shoulder, or arm rub.

Then I move to the lower back or legs (not inner legs tho unless it's obvious the girl is really into me) if the girl seems receptive

Then later I'll say "let me try something" and I go in for a kiss and then depending how receptive they are to that ...sex sometimes happens. 

Or I don't say anything at all and just go for it if there's been enough build up.

edit: Also, timing for all of this could be spaced out by mere minutes, hours, or days depending on the girl.

[redacted] it was days (actually weeks...) because she didn't seem that into me until we were back at her place alone...

The new girl I'm currently with it was hours the first day we met and then we had sex the next day when we were alone together.

[BlueTsunami]

Fuck that team inner thigh everytime

YOLO

I love the subtle shifting of the legs to let it happen



If youve gotten to back massage I feel its an ABC momsnt. Always be closing.

[team filler]

I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

no pressure for sex or even a kiss. set up another movie night and make sure to tell her "this time without (((brian)))" or whatever your friend's name is.

[BlueTsunami]

Then you gotta dick her down so good she'd go all the way

[team filler]

make sure your place is extra cold and say the heat is broke, but you can cuddle to stay warm 

[Rahxephon91]

I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

Whoa, whoa, no-ones saying pressure or sex. But being a little more assertive could be good.

"So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time."

Sounds like you did pick up on a signal, at least a little  trust yourself.

Well maybe that’s what it was. I don’t know.

I’m not going to type out a bunch of incedental things here when the point is I just don’t know.

But what I meant is that I’m trying to let it be known and reassure I’m not just trying to have sex. I mean to be honest I don’t know quite what I want. I mean obviously I want to have sex, but not with just anyone. But I’m unsure if I want a girlfriend because well I’ve seen now that I get paranoid even after seemingly being in the clear.

Like I said I’m worried now if she actually likes me or is just playing along. Which I think would be cruel. She’s a blunt person so I think she’d not be up for these things if she wasn’t. I mean she said if I had screwed up talking to her she would stop talking to me. But like I said she seems still pretty hesitant. I mean she has reasons to be based on her history and the fact that she may be moving soon. She said she didn’t want to make me feel like I’d waste my time. But I think it would be a waste of time to not act on potential.

I know I’ve been told to not overthink. Even by her. But I mean I’ve already told her I like her and I don’t think she’s said that. Though her actions on paper would imply she does, but I mean I feel like that can be a scary thing for people not trusting of it. And I think she has issues like that.

I don’t know. I’m excited and very scared about where this is going.

[Kara]

That's how it is for most of us. Bless up.

[toku]

In the end persistence isn't that much different from faith. Trust yourself.

[BlueTsunami]

I can see that. She may have been a bit bummed. Early in she pulled out the phone...

But as someone who can’t pick up on signals I’m basically playing on hard mode with this girl.

But also knowing her backstory I don’t want to pressure her into sex or anything like that. Because she’s seemingly had a rough time with that. So I’m trying to walk a balance here. Problem is I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to walk.

Well I hope this didn’t hurt me. I don’t think it did too badly. I think she still had fun. I mean she was lively and she’s basically Daria.

Whoa, whoa, no-ones saying pressure or sex. But being a little more assertive could be good.

"So I kind of want to say she was a little more down for something physical since her appearance was a little more put together than last time."

Sounds like you did pick up on a signal, at least a little  trust yourself.

Well maybe that’s what it was. I don’t know.

I’m not going to type out a bunch of incedental things here when the point is I just don’t know.

But what I meant is that I’m trying to let it be known and reassure I’m not just trying to have sex. I mean to be honest I don’t know quite what I want. I mean obviously I want to have sex, but not with just anyone. But I’m unsure if I want a girlfriend because well I’ve seen now that I get paranoid even after seemingly being in the clear.

Like I said I’m worried now if she actually likes me or is just playing along. Which I think would be cruel. She’s a blunt person so I think she’d not be up for these things if she wasn’t. I mean she said if I had screwed up talking to her she would stop talking to me. But like I said she seems still pretty hesitant. I mean she has reasons to be based on her history and the fact that she may be moving soon. She said she didn’t want to make me feel like I’d waste my time. But I think it would be a waste of time to not act on potential.

I know I’ve been told to not overthink. Even by her. But I mean I’ve already told her I like her and I don’t think she’s said that. Though her actions on paper would imply she does, but I mean I feel like that can be a scary thing for people not trusting of it. And I think she has issues like that.

I don’t know. I’m excited and very scared about where this is going.

Let me tell you, you can be cautious as fuck but if the person is coming it wont matter. They will pursue. And here you are still talking about her.  Keep going.

[Kara]

In the end persistence isn't that much different from faith. Trust yourself.

As someone said in one of my Warhammer 40K books, "We can do nothing more than strive for victory, even if we cannot see how we might triumph."

[brawndolicious]

You're deep in the desert when you're a young man flirting with a new mom with no sex drive that barely speaks your language.

Ask where she's from at least. I just wanna know what kinda cuisine we're getting into.

He's desperate for any chick who isn't fat. As much as Oblivion is for chubby ones.

Have some self-worth, gentlemen.

[Rahxephon91]

Well the weather was bad so the bar crawl did'nt happen. So she just came over.

At this point I don't understand whats going on and it's pissing me off.

She sits close to me when playing video games, but when just talking she sits on the other couch.

I'm not seeing any signals that would imply she wants to get a bit physical.

She knows I like her romantically and hangs out with me a lone.

This thing just sucks.