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« Reply #1440 on: June 14, 2017, 11:05:16 PM »
Well, I told her we should meet up whenever I'm not busy.

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« Reply #1441 on: June 15, 2017, 12:04:54 AM »
Do it but maybe hold off on changing your Facebook relationship status.
He probably already sent her a request.

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« Reply #1442 on: June 15, 2017, 12:32:18 AM »
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge

Breh, you didn't even sniff the faintest whiff of "serious relationship land" last time.  ::)
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« Reply #1443 on: June 15, 2017, 12:57:00 AM »
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge


Can't go back to a land you've never been ya damn goofball

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« Reply #1444 on: June 15, 2017, 07:35:58 AM »
Go get your dick wet, bro.  Just don't get her pregnant or catch a disease.  Other than those situations there's always an easy exit strategy so who gives a shit?

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« Reply #1445 on: June 15, 2017, 10:10:51 AM »
You should text methhead and see if she's down for some dick too
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« Reply #1446 on: June 15, 2017, 10:20:20 AM »
Turn down a chick who is cool with just being FWB brehs
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« Reply #1447 on: June 15, 2017, 10:32:45 AM »
It's like you dodged a bullet then decided to buy the shooter more ammunition.
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« Reply #1448 on: June 17, 2017, 10:40:32 PM »
Ugh. Can't wait to leave this toxic atmosphere, and feel like a human again. Working hard to be able to move out and leave the country before September. Trying really hard to keep things civil between us before then, but his temperament takes over sometimes. It's like having two kids instead of one. ::)

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« Reply #1449 on: June 17, 2017, 10:46:37 PM »
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge

lmao.

Do you actually like her or are you just using her for rubbing your bits against a woman's?

Because if it's the later, just go hire a hooker, you pussy.

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« Reply #1450 on: June 17, 2017, 10:51:15 PM »
Maybe she just wants D too.

Just make it clear and hope one of y'all don't catch feelings.  :doge

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« Reply #1451 on: June 18, 2017, 02:43:08 AM »
Maybe she just wants D too.

Just make it clear and hope one of y'all don't catch feelings.  :doge

Well you could accept it in a mature way by setting a 2 month limit or somet......

You know what Atra, heartbreak and guilt build character. Go for it.

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« Reply #1452 on: June 18, 2017, 11:43:19 AM »
Nut nut nut in her butt butt butt

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« Reply #1453 on: June 18, 2017, 12:21:18 PM »
Back to being single. Sucks because the girl was cool, but it's felt like a hopeless long distance relationship for months now even though we live in the same city. Oh well. Time to enjoy my summer.

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« Reply #1454 on: June 19, 2017, 11:47:34 PM »
Ugh. Can't wait to leave this toxic atmosphere, and feel like a human again. Working hard to be able to move out and leave the country before September. Trying really hard to keep things civil between us before then, but his temperament takes over sometimes. It's like having two kids instead of one. ::)

I can't believe you're staying as long as you are, in this condition. Particularly considering how awful Japanese summers are. They're bad for EVERYONE's temperament.

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« Reply #1455 on: June 19, 2017, 11:49:42 PM »
Heat wave sex is really sexy.
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« Reply #1456 on: June 19, 2017, 11:55:01 PM »
This weekend a girl took the time to reply to my OKC message with "harsh pass adios".

So I think things are going well.
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« Reply #1457 on: June 19, 2017, 11:57:37 PM »
I can't believe you're staying as long as you are, in this condition. Particularly considering how awful Japanese summers are. They're bad for EVERYONE's temperament.
Wish I could have left already, but I'm working on/waiting on paper work to be done. Need a lawyer to help us with legal custody papers so I can leave without fear of getting arrested next time I step foot in Narita, but my husband is so slow with it. Probably doing it on purpose. :doge
Really wish I could have gone before my family's summer vacation ends.

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« Reply #1458 on: June 20, 2017, 06:46:19 AM »
Made the mistake of trying to smooth things out with my ex. She stabbed me in the heart really bad.

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« Reply #1459 on: June 20, 2017, 02:08:46 PM »
My ex is texting me again. She seems to be implying that she wants to meet up again.

I would like to meet up again as well but I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge


Well yeah I guess I understa- wait a minute.



I don't want to go back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge




back into "serious relationship land" either. Fuck.  :doge




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« Reply #1460 on: June 20, 2017, 02:14:03 PM »
For more clarity: I was on the outskirts of "serious relationship land". My fling was more or less wanting to marry me and have my babies after our 4th or 5th bang sesh.  :doge

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« Reply #1461 on: June 20, 2017, 02:17:32 PM »
If anything that would dock a solid 200 points off the "serious relationship" scale TBH.

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« Reply #1462 on: June 20, 2017, 05:32:25 PM »
Someone give me an Atra summary, please. Clearly I've missed the whole wizard thing and his backstory in this thread. Something tells me it'll be similar to a guy I knew online who couldn't get laid, and paid a prostitute to take his virginity.

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« Reply #1463 on: June 20, 2017, 05:35:37 PM »
He used to be a high wizard, but through some superb bore coaching & a lot of love and support he made the ultimate sacrifice. It wasn't a sex worker or heroin addict though there was a close call with the latter iirc.

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« Reply #1464 on: June 20, 2017, 06:30:38 PM »
Someone give me an Atra summary, please. Clearly I've missed the whole wizard thing and his backstory in this thread. Something tells me it'll be similar to a guy I knew online who couldn't get laid, and paid a prostitute to take his virginity.

Archives: Atra will return in... go there and start from the beginning. Enjoy the ride.

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« Reply #1465 on: June 20, 2017, 06:57:24 PM »
Someone give me an Atra summary, please. Clearly I've missed the whole wizard thing and his backstory in this thread. Something tells me it'll be similar to a guy I knew online who couldn't get laid, and paid a prostitute to take his virginity.

Bitched about being a virgin for years on here and GAF. Got advice and a lot of shit talk on his way to losing it, started thinking he was in a real relationship while shit talking the girl in this thread. Had a newsfeed worthy post about the night he finally lost his v-card. There was much celebration when he finally joined the world of "I had sex but I still have my issues". Broke up with the girl. Claimed he was going to stop trying to get laid for a bit because he has other things to focus on, we laughed because we knew he'd go back as much as we hoped he won't.

Love you, Atra. But I ain't sugarcoating shit.
You forgot about the going on a facebook relationship with this girl after about 2 or 3 days. Then freaking out and breaking up with her like 2 or 3 days after that.

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« Reply #1466 on: June 20, 2017, 07:28:56 PM »
I was gonna say. That was the best bit!

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« Reply #1467 on: June 20, 2017, 08:17:59 PM »
 :stahp

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« Reply #1469 on: June 20, 2017, 11:10:41 PM »
The Atra Saga in gif form

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« Reply #1470 on: June 20, 2017, 11:33:13 PM »
Bring back FemAtra.
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« Reply #1471 on: June 21, 2017, 06:01:24 AM »
I can't believe you're staying as long as you are, in this condition. Particularly considering how awful Japanese summers are. They're bad for EVERYONE's temperament.
Wish I could have left already, but I'm working on/waiting on paper work to be done. Need a lawyer to help us with legal custody papers so I can leave without fear of getting arrested next time I step foot in Narita, but my husband is so slow with it. Probably doing it on purpose. :doge
Really wish I could have gone before my family's summer vacation ends.

Can't you just bail and leave it on him to deal with remotely? You've mentioned his temper, so I worry.

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« Reply #1472 on: June 21, 2017, 06:21:11 AM »
For more clarity: I was on the outskirts of "serious relationship land". My fling was more or less wanting to marry me and have my babies after our 4th or 5th bang sesh.  :doge

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That makes her crazy, but it doesn't put you near a serious relationship.
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« Reply #1473 on: June 21, 2017, 08:10:31 AM »
Nothing could make me leave her in Japan. And it's too risky to just take her and go. Japan has laws against it, which counts as abduction. He said he will sign whatever paper I need to do it legally, so for me it's worth the wait. It's the smartest thing I can do right now to be honest. Plus being on good terms is the best for her as well. I'd rather have her ask me why dad has to come visit from Japan instead of asking why dad doesn't talk to us.

Also please don't worry Chrono, he could never lay a hand on me. :lol

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« Reply #1474 on: June 21, 2017, 11:21:00 AM »

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« Reply #1475 on: June 21, 2017, 12:52:29 PM »
Nothing could make me leave her in Japan. And it's too risky to just take her and go. Japan has laws against it, which counts as abduction. He said he will sign whatever paper I need to do it legally, so for me it's worth the wait. It's the smartest thing I can do right now to be honest. Plus being on good terms is the best for her as well. I'd rather have her ask me why dad has to come visit from Japan instead of asking why dad doesn't talk to us.

Also please don't worry Chrono, he could never lay a hand on me. :lol
I know this doesn't help, but it looks like your head is in the right place and you're thinking things through. It sucks, but hang in there.
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« Reply #1476 on: June 21, 2017, 02:48:10 PM »
Marriage.

The first half of it, the thought of your partner dying fills you with panic and dread. The last half of it, it brings relief.




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« Reply #1477 on: June 21, 2017, 04:27:15 PM »
Yeesh. This last page has made the near-impossibility of meeting new people where I live seem a lot less depressing

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« Reply #1478 on: June 21, 2017, 05:04:22 PM »
Yeesh. This last page has made the near-impossibility of meeting new people where I live seem a lot less depressing

a season for everything, bless up

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« Reply #1479 on: June 22, 2017, 07:02:14 PM »
Yeesh. This last page has made the near-impossibility of meeting new people where I live seem a lot less depressing

a season for everything, bless up

"That video is not available."  :'(

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« Reply #1480 on: June 22, 2017, 09:55:34 PM »
While we're on the topic of not putting out any effort, Dufus any update? Year's half over.
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« Reply #1481 on: June 22, 2017, 10:12:42 PM »
Hitting a major dry spell lately, sigh.
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« Reply #1482 on: June 22, 2017, 10:15:47 PM »
I think Dufus will be donning a wizard hat and robe pretty soon.

A shame really. He seemed so gung-ho after witnessing my minor success.


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« Reply #1483 on: June 23, 2017, 04:37:09 AM »
Hypothetically if you were interested in getting back together with an ex, what would be the steps you'd take?
You don't.

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« Reply #1484 on: June 23, 2017, 07:56:59 AM »
Invite them over for Netflix n Chill

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« Reply #1485 on: June 23, 2017, 08:18:24 AM »
Invite them over for Netflix n Chill

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« Reply #1486 on: June 23, 2017, 08:26:03 AM »
Invite them over for Netflix n Chill

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« Reply #1487 on: June 23, 2017, 08:36:38 AM »
invite them to disney walrus
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« Reply #1488 on: June 23, 2017, 09:48:13 AM »
100s of posts in these thread: "Went back to my ex and it was a disaster!!"

Every 5 pages in these threads: "Thinking about getting back with my ex. What do?"
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« Reply #1489 on: June 23, 2017, 11:41:29 AM »
There should be a mandatory 48 hour window on 'getting back with your ex'. That's the sweet spot before all those old bad feelings start creeping in.


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« Reply #1490 on: June 23, 2017, 12:13:27 PM »
There should be a mandatory 48 hour window on 'getting back with your ex'. That's the sweet spot before all those old bad feelings start creeping in.
My general advice to people thinking about going back to an ex is to take a wire hanger and unroll it. Take the hook end and start shoving it up your urethra. If you get to the squiggly part and you still feel like getting back with your ex. Then go for it.
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« Reply #1491 on: June 23, 2017, 12:14:15 PM »
Dufus any update?

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This made me laugh as probably the perfect response. I'd like it, but I don't want to like that there's no progress. So...torn...:goty2
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« Reply #1492 on: June 23, 2017, 01:58:22 PM »
chaos reigns
get back with your ex
it do not matter
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« Reply #1493 on: June 23, 2017, 03:54:51 PM »
Hypothetically if you were interested in getting back together with an ex, what would be the steps you'd take?

Hypothetically, I would gather my thoughts and carefully consider what I really wanted to say, take a few days to think about it and make sure I was really sure. Then I'd go talk to them and tell them that I thought what we had was really special, that I knew we both had things to work on but that if there was any point in the future where they'd be open to it, I would appreciate it if they'd give me a call so we could possibly work on things, but if not that I could also accept that. Then as I leave they'd be like "I'm so glad you reached out, keep in touch!" and I'd tell them to get in touch with me, since I don't want them to feel crowded or pressured.

Then, a few days later, they'd send me a thousand word long text detailing everything in your relationship they were JUST FUCKING LIVID about, despite having never expressed more than mild discomfort about any of those things while actually in the relationship, while simultaneously insulting me and generally just trying to be as hurtful as possible, and I'd spend the rest of the next two days trying to sort out a profoundly distinguished mentally-challenged healthcare plan so that I might track down some fucking benzos so that I can hopefully fall asleep instead of laying in bed for hours at a time wondering if it's possible to actually die from a panic attack



Good luck!

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« Reply #1494 on: June 23, 2017, 04:54:34 PM »
Am I the only one who feels a bit nauseons when thinking of an ex? :doge

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« Reply #1495 on: June 23, 2017, 05:11:53 PM »
depends which one :cody

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« Reply #1496 on: June 25, 2017, 09:43:09 AM »
got laid last night, but i could have done a lot better. If yelp for sex existed I would deserve to lose half a star

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« Reply #1497 on: June 25, 2017, 07:54:41 PM »
I was standing behind the makeshift bar in a tent at Pride pouring beers for what passes as Oklahoma City’s hip LGBTQ scene—a reflection of the socioeconomic status of a state where it’s legal to fire people for being gay. I looked at my watch again and it was almost ten o’clock. I told my girlfriend I had volunteered to bartend at the Pride festival and the tips were going to BLM and she told me she wanted to join me.

After two hours I figured she wasn’t coming but she texted me and told me she was there looking for me. A few minutes later she showed up in a loose, flowery jumpsuit and heels. She smiled at me and said, “I love it here. I have been complimented twice on my outfit by men and there’s no creepy sexual overtones. It’s great!” Those men were right—she looked great.

We stood awkwardly for a few moments and she told me that she wasn’t dressed to bartend and needed to go home to get her dog so she could spend the night with me. I told her that I was a little upset that she had showed up two hours late and was leaving. I recalled how the day before she had skipped out on a networking event she told me she attend with me and now it was more of the same.

She looked at me with a slight puzzlement and then anger flashed in her eyes. She paused a second and said, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” She walked away.

I haven’t seen or heard from her in 44 hours. I guess that’s another one for the books.

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« Reply #1498 on: June 25, 2017, 08:31:21 PM »
Yeah it seems like you had different ideas of what commitments were in your relationship. Better you found out with something a little more relatively trivial.

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« Reply #1499 on: June 25, 2017, 08:44:37 PM »
How long were yall dating?