Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1909873 times)

hampster · « **Reply #8940 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM

But poly mom is actually making an effort to reach out and talk to me tho. And I’m seeing her this Thursday.

Looks like one lucky cultist is going to meet her quota this month

Atramental · « **Reply #8941 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:32:21 AM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8942 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:41:03 AM »

Quote from: Glen on December 12, 2018, 05:49:47 AM

Why the hell are you prioritizing Poly Mom over Single Mom?

Because there's more drama in that direction

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8943 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:46:47 AM »

Posted about in the the fitness thread but some cute desdlifting woman, about my height came up to me and asked me about some gym gear I was using. For the past two weeks we've sort of been hovering around eachother, catching her looking, me looking at her. She's pretty Damn fine, solid, big ol booty, and hits the weights hard. Not saying anything will come from it, just another feel good moment in ego stroking. Plan on talking tonher more often when I can. Shes got this sort of infective exuberance that may be what the doctor ordered.

tiesto · « **Reply #8944 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:18:17 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM

new match

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Diggin the thick eyebrows!

Atramental · « **Reply #8945 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:34:35 AM »

Poly mom wants me bad. Texting me at work n shit. Unnnffff.

Telling me she’s hoping to get out of her daughter’s Christmas program early because she couldn’t care less about the other kids.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8946 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:02:11 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 12, 2018, 11:18:17 AM

Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM
new match

(Image removed from quote.)

Diggin the thick eyebrows!

I love girls with thick eyebrows

But no clue what to say to this girl

Atramental · « **Reply #8947 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:30:10 PM »

Quote from: riotous on December 12, 2018, 11:56:19 AM

What does she look like?

I’m blanking on the pornstar’s name but... she looks like she could’ve done porn in a past life.

And even though she’s a 35+ y/o mom she’s easily the hottest girl that’s taken an interest in me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8948 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:48:00 PM »

PM pics of poly Mom

Atramental · « **Reply #8949 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:51:21 PM »

I sent you one to your fb messenger, PD.

edit: can’t do it through the bore right now because I’m on my phone

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8950 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:38:12 PM »

Me toooo on Insta 👀

MMaRsu · « **Reply #8951 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:44:37 PM »

well just post em here who comes here certainly not poly moms I bet

Mupepe · « **Reply #8952 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:03:34 PM »

i wanna see

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8953 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:24:48 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8954 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:27:19 PM »

And dont worry if you get an anxiety snail 🐌 with her, I bet she'll suck start it like the experienced world weary woman she is

Atramental · « **Reply #8955 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:29:43 PM »

mormapope · « **Reply #8956 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:42:30 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 02:27:19 PM

And dont worry if you get an anxiety snail 🐌 with her, I bet she'll suck start it like the experienced world weary woman she is

That's why wine or light drinking is perfect for pre banging. Just enough to feel buzzed and touchy feely, inhibition lowers a bit, the lady grows a bit hornier.

If you buy her a non expensive but tasty bottle of wine Atra, she's gonna view you as a gentleman that deserves a good fuck.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8957 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:50:21 PM »

Full stop bring id bring a bottle of something. You see how many wine memes milfs post? They hit that shit like water

Atramental · « **Reply #8958 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:51:06 PM »

I've already got the place set.

It's a trendy self serve tap room that she's never been to with beer, wine, and cider.

I'm buying the first round of drinks.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8959 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:50:23 PM »

Shosta is wrong. Red wine is sex booze, good for blood flow

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8960 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:54:10 PM »

TO YOUR DICK (serious tho, google and see)

TEEEPO · « **Reply #8961 on:** December 12, 2018, 05:21:30 PM »

gimme pics

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8962 on:** December 12, 2018, 05:46:16 PM »

You guys, Kara is gonna have such stern words for you

tiesto · « **Reply #8963 on:** December 12, 2018, 06:17:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 12, 2018, 02:03:34 PM

i wanna see

Meeee toooo!

Huff · « **Reply #8964 on:** December 12, 2018, 06:46:05 PM »

What’d we say about listening to minors dating advice

Atramental · « **Reply #8965 on:** December 13, 2018, 01:37:27 PM »

Poly mom just texted me saying she's excited to see me tonight.

Seriously, fuck tinder and young 20 somethings. Buncha lamers.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8966 on:** December 13, 2018, 01:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 01:37:27 PM

Poly mom just texted me saying she's excited to see me tonight.

Seriously, fuck tinder and young 20 somethings. Buncha lamers.

If only someone had warned you as much.

Hey, send me poly mom too cholo.

Atramental · « **Reply #8967 on:** December 13, 2018, 01:45:18 PM »

Quote from: riotous on December 13, 2018, 01:42:35 PM

Good luck with the poly thing. Last girl I fucked kinda like that had a husband who was asexual. Me and an ex girlfriend met her and her husband for dinner, then we left with her and he went home. We all fucked all night and did drugs and then I dropped her off at their house at like 7am after a literal 8 hour fuck fest and he was taking the garbage to the curb and waved.. lol it was kind of hilarious my ex and I could not stop laughing.

Anyways I don't recommend interacting with the significant other lol

It's all good. Her husband is seeing another girl tonight as well.

edit: He looks like Dan Bilzerian with a dad bod.

BIONIC · « **Reply #8968 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:07:58 PM »

All those delicious STDs waiting for you.

Gonorrhea

Atramental · « **Reply #8969 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:09:34 PM »

Oh, I'm definitely wearing protection tonight.

Also, would it be rude to decline eating her out?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8970 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:27:06 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:09:34 PM

Oh, I'm definitely wearing protection tonight.

Also, would it be rude to decline eating her out?

Preplan all you want she gon make you finish that plate like the bad boy u are

Atramental · « **Reply #8971 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:29:26 PM »

Also, this is my first time dealing with a vagina that's had babbies go through it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8972 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 02:29:26 PM

Also, this is my first time dealing with a vagina that's had babbies go through it.

It’s still a vagina, honey

BisMarckie · « **Reply #8973 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:46:35 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 02:44:36 PM

It’s still a vagina, honey

Mupepe · « **Reply #8974 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:47:48 PM »

Feels broken in, like a comfy chair and works better like warmed up motor.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8975 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:47:56 PM »

She might even have gotten stapled up, could be a designer vagina

Atramental · « **Reply #8976 on:** December 13, 2018, 02:59:01 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 02:47:56 PM

She might even have gotten stapled up, could be a designer vagina

Atramental · « **Reply #8977 on:** December 13, 2018, 06:19:21 PM »

Oh god. Wish me luck tonight, boritos. I should probably have a drink before hand.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8978 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:24:45 PM »

If you do, red wine! But don’t show up with wine lips

Atramental · « **Reply #8979 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:41:28 PM »

Fuck... She’s a completely different person when she’s sober...

edit: and so am I...

She said let’s be friends for now and take things slow.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #8980 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:46:46 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8981 on:** December 13, 2018, 09:57:50 PM »

Lmaooooo

Its like, at the end of each Atra episode he pulls off the mask of whatever chick hes trying to hookup with and is met with this dude

But what you just experienced is probably what 99% of online relationships turn into when they meet in real life.

toku · « **Reply #8982 on:** December 13, 2018, 10:49:51 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8983 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:26:15 PM »

You thought this show was a drama? You in a comedy!

Atramental · « **Reply #8984 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:31:05 PM »

I wonder what I did in a past life to deserve this fate.

toku · « **Reply #8985 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:33:36 PM »

There is no shame in the wizard's path. Embrace it.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #8986 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:47:02 PM »

Shoulda drank the red wine

Atramental · « **Reply #8987 on:** December 13, 2018, 11:53:03 PM »

Maybe the single mom and I will hit it off.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

nah...

[close]

hampster · « **Reply #8988 on:** December 14, 2018, 12:09:50 AM »

Sorry the sex cult didn’t work out

Huff · « **Reply #8989 on:** December 14, 2018, 01:13:38 AM »

lets be friends Lolololol

team filler · « **Reply #8990 on:** December 14, 2018, 01:42:28 AM »

atra is real life charlie brown forever trying and failing to kick the football

Atramental · « **Reply #8991 on:** December 14, 2018, 01:50:22 AM »

If only there was a way to be on MDMA 24/7...

BIONIC · « **Reply #8992 on:** December 14, 2018, 01:56:13 AM »

Tfw you get rejected from a sex cult

Tasty · « **Reply #8993 on:** December 14, 2018, 02:03:05 AM »

Lol dude was literally in my bed and couldn't seal the deal 🤦🏻‍♂️

TEEEPO · « **Reply #8994 on:** December 14, 2018, 02:16:02 AM »

new you is too hot and too intimidating

Raist · « **Reply #8995 on:** December 14, 2018, 02:38:01 AM »

Quote from: Kara

The Atra Cycle (TM) goes something like:

1. Manic Tinder shit posting.
2. "I got a date, brehs, hype train!"
3. Look, it's fucking nothing dot gif.
4. Repeat steps 1 through 3 X times.
5. "I'm going to take some time off from dating to work on myself."
6. Manic Femme Atra shit posting.
7. Return to step 1.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8996 on:** December 14, 2018, 03:23:07 AM »

The follow-up conversation with your aunt is god charging you a tuition for this lesson.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8997 on:** December 14, 2018, 04:21:27 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 14, 2018, 01:50:22 AM

If only there was a way to be on MDMA 24/7...

Hit the gym
Become more body positive
and thats basically an approximation of how you feel.

Not as dramatic but youre waybmore flirty when the need calls for it. Could be highee testosterone levels too but I'm not gonna go down that road and sound like the ghost of Assi.

Or just wear those leather pants everywhere you go

Nabbis · « **Reply #8998 on:** December 14, 2018, 05:17:13 AM »

Should have gotten that neck tattoo bruh.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8999 on:** December 14, 2018, 05:24:13 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2018, 11:47:02 PM

Shoulda drank the red wine

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1909873 times)