Official Joe Molotov approved Drunk Thread!

[Let's Cyber]

I'm drunk an d want to chat.

Chat with me brehs. Heavy shit about life and shit

[Rufus]

Phew, you were left hanging pretty hard, huh?

Also, yes, there is a drunk thread. I forget what it's called. Atra started it, I think. No reason to not have another, though.

[chronovore]

I wish I could be there drunk in spirit.

I always consider you drunk in spirit. 

[Let's Cyber]

Phew, you were left hanging pretty hard, huh?

I passed out like 20 mins after I made the thread so no hard feelings. 

[toku]

[Joe Molotov]

[I'm a Puppy!]

[Syph]

so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

[chronovore]

so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

It's horrible no matter what you do. Koreans will drink it straight or over ice, or even dump a shot into their beer. Yucky.

[Syph]

so was at the liquor store and my buddy told me to buy some soju
didn't end up drinking it that night and now i dont know what to do with it...like literally
as in, how do i drink it?

it's 16% and apple flavor; do i drink it straight? shot glass? old fashioned glass? mix with tonic? water? halp

It's horrible no matter what you do. Koreans will drink it straight or over ice, or even dump a shot into their beer. Yucky.

Yea my friend mentioned the last option and I thought he was joking lol

[Valkyrie]

I dunno how to drunk post.

Send 🦆pics.

[etiolate]

All the double entendres at once.

[Valkyrie]

Send 🦆pics.

no

Please don't hate on big ducks.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm halfway sorry for shitposting.

[close]

[Atramental]

geoduck.jpeg

 

[toku]

[Valkyrie]

Passed out and woke up only 3,5 hours later. Sleeeeepy.

[chronovore]

Passed out and woke up only 3,5 hours later. Sleeeeepy.

I can't sleep for shit after a real drunk-on, either. 

[railGUN]

Currently drinking this, neat. See you soon?

[Madrun Badrun]

Canadian whisky is not good

[railGUN]

Canadian whisky is not good

Correct, it's fantastic.

[Madrun Badrun]

Maybe to the homeless. 

[railGUN]

Maybe to the homeless.

And so what do you recommend?

[Madrun Badrun]

dunno

[seagrams hotsauce]

I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

[railGUN]

I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

Okay, so what would you recommend?

[Huff]

Have you heard of black velvet? Really top tier

[Huff]

The plastic bottles really adds to the mystique

[seagrams hotsauce]

I'm sure there are some good Canadian small batch distributors but I've never seen an off the shelf Canadian whiskey you don't have to bend over to pick up off the shelf

Okay, so what would you recommend?

I dunno I guess animal urine?

What's the top shelf canadian whiskey I'm missing? Canadian mist? Canadian club? Crown royal? I'd rather drink evan williams or wild turkey any day tbh

AND SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY DYING TO TELL US, WHAT WHISKEY WOULD YOU RECOMMEND, YOU SNOWFLAKE-ASS C(AN)UCK?!

[railGUN]

I mean, Crown Royal Northern Harvest won some big awards last year (and it's delicious but expensive), Canadian Club has different kinds, I like their small batch. That Dark Horse is really good, albeit quite strong. I don't really pay attention to where it is on the shelf, I'm just looking for whiskey that tastes good, neat.

I fucking love cheap scotch/whiskey blends too, like Cutty Sark. Tastes good and gets me lit. 

  you came in here telling me what I'm drinking is shit, so I asked what you drink. 

I'm starting to think you're not even drunk!

[seagrams hotsauce]

I feel you, and let us not stray from the topic - it's a drunk thread, not a be a meaniehead about regional alcohol thread - cutty sark is clearly great bad whiskey, and i am drunk

i also feel bad about putting club on that list tbh, great cheap whiskey but ur boy gotta get his shots (geddit) in

[Madrun Badrun]

I had some Laphroaig QC tonight 

[chronovore]

I had some Laphroaig QC tonight 

:dap

[Let's Cyber]

Drinking a few 9.2% ABV IPAs on a Tuesday night because why the fuck not.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

belated birthday and off tomorrow anyway 

[close]

[chronovore]

Drinking a few 9.2% ABV IPAs on a Tuesday night because why the fuck not.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

belated birthday and off tomorrow anyway 

[close]

[Tasty]

WTF is this shit

[Tasty]

I'm a nerd

So like

I track shit

And one of the things I track is


like ummm


this











so yeah

[Madrun Badrun]

That's way way too much.

https://patient.info/health/recommended-safe-limits-of-alcohol

[Tasty]

OK Mr. Doctor

Yeah no shit

[Tasty]

The pathetic thing is I'm tracking better than I was in 2016

So

Bright spots?

[Tasty]

That chart's out of date

#7

[Tasty]

Ain't you guys happy to have my Nintendo-loving, alcoholic, abrasive ass back with y'all?

[Let's Cyber]

"the heaviest drinkers are of greatly disproportionate importance to the sales and profitability of the alcoholic-beverage industry," he writes. "If the top decile somehow could be induced to curb their consumption level to that of the next lower group (the ninth decile), then total ethanol sales would fall by 60 percent."

save the economy brehs

spoiler (click to show/hide)

For males, regularly having more than 15 drinks per week means one very likely has an alcohol problem.

[close]

[toku]

i am baby

[thisismyusername]

Please tell me the 32 a week is shots and not actual glasses.

[Tasty]

Please tell me the 32 a week is shots and not actual glasses.

Mostly glasses of wine, glasses of jack and coke, and cans of beer-like swill.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Reading shit like that makes me wonder if I'm either #blessed by my metabolism or I'm just a way more dedicated alcoholic

[Joe Molotov]

I'm a nerd

So like

I track shit

And one of the things I track is


like ummm


this

(Image removed from quote.)









so yeah

I thought this was the relationship thread at first.

[Rufus]

I can appreciate a good chart, but isn't that one kind of useless if you don't take actual alcohol content into account?

[Brehvolution]

It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Unless you skipped dinner. 

[close]

[Valkyrie]

Thought it was a masturbation tracker.

[Tasty]

It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Unless you skipped dinner. 

[close]

Basically, yes.

It's not like I'm pounding eight drinks in two hours or whatever.

[Tasty]

Thought it was a masturbation tracker.

It'd probably be similar in numbers.

[Rufus]

It only looks like a lot of alcohol if it were to be consumed in a short amount of time. If you have 8 drinks over the course of 5-6 hours you won't be wasted and waking with a hangover.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Unless you skipped dinner. 

[close]

Basically, yes.

It's not like I'm pounding eight drinks in two hours or whatever.

Nitpicking a spreadsheet is such a painfully German thing to be doing, but a glass of wine isn't the same as a glass of hard liquour, everything else being equal. You should at least track what you drink, that way you can estimate.

Or bring a measuring cup to the bar, do this properly. 

[Huff]

Drinks per day? Your what 23-24ish now?

Nothing wrong with doing that now while you can.

[Huff]

Hangovers now after drinking hard put me into a 2-3 day zombie status

[seagrams hotsauce]

I have been drunk for a solid 48 hours now

[seagrams hotsauce]

Few things are weirder than the first time you wake up the day after you were really hungover and realize you're still hungover.

also this isn't weird at all w/e tho

[seagrams hotsauce]

im drunk af

[Valkyrie]

Nice. What did you drink? I was thinking of sippin' some in a few hours.

[Huff]

Maybe shouldn't have gotten blitzed last night. Still in bed and neee to be at work in 20 min