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Momo

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16260 on: October 26, 2017, 02:39:19 AM »
If I make a full new SMF theme would you use it?
I've fucking made 4 in the time I was here and got clipped every time :(

Demi pls.

Tasty

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16261 on: October 26, 2017, 02:40:39 AM »
If I make a full new SMF theme would you use it?
I've fucking made 4 in the time I was here and got clipped every time :(

Demi pls.

Haha I remember those. PM me and let's collab. :obama

agrajag

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16262 on: October 26, 2017, 02:42:22 AM »
I hear Putin recently invested money in a paid email service. Stay safe.

WTF I was using email just earlier today! Stay safe Bore.

Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16263 on: October 26, 2017, 02:42:59 AM »
I admit I'm kind of surprised how smoothly the new forum seems to be running. I wonder how long the peace will last. I'm almost kind of unnerved by it waiting for disaster to strike again. After Trump won gaffers were kind of stunned, but then double downed on the vitriol to random members after a few days. Maybe losing gaf was more traumatic for them to change their behavior.

It's not really going that smoothly, there was already some drama over some waifu wars thread getting shut down, not being allowed to just have fun and just having fun being secret alt right code for hating women and minorities

they've just already gotten into the old habits of hiding everything bad

H.I.V.E.

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16264 on: October 26, 2017, 02:44:20 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1454940&page=1

Yeah it's really dead.

How is resistera Mario hype?

Momo

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16265 on: October 26, 2017, 02:45:01 AM »
If I make a full new SMF theme would you use it?
I've fucking made 4 in the time I was here and got clipped every time :(

Demi pls.

Haha I remember those. PM me and let's collab. :obama
I can spin up a staging server for you if you want, but I have uh other projects right now taking up my time :maf

EightBitNate

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16266 on: October 26, 2017, 02:45:42 AM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252862843#post252862843

Quote
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:14pm - 119,688,607
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:24pm - 119,688,646 (difference = 39)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:34pm - 119,688,714 (difference = 107)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:54pm - 119,688,851 (difference = 244)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 9:14pm - 119,689,002 (difference = 395)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 10:14pm - 119,689,433 (difference = 826)

ResetEra Total Posts at 8:14pm - 22,655
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:24pm - 24,019 (difference = 1364)
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:34pm - 25,296 (difference = 2641)
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:54pm - 26,613 (difference = 3958)
ResetEra Total Posts at 10:14pm - 34,511 (difference = 11856)

He got banned of course.

Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16267 on: October 26, 2017, 02:45:55 AM »
I hear Putin recently invested money in a paid email service. Stay safe.

WTF I was using email just earlier today! Stay safe Bore.

I knew you were one of those alt-right trolls coming for our delicate sensibilities.  :doge

landaulifshitz

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16268 on: October 26, 2017, 02:47:17 AM »
I just read Bobby's twitter tirade. Holy shit, he's Jason Blaha level of delusional.

Wow. This is the first time I've ever seen Jason Blaha mentioned anywhere on the internet that is not Youtube, FitMisc, Reddit or the Genovapedia. I'm guessing you might be a Genova's Witness then?

In any case, looking over Bobby's twitter, he does in fact seem delusional. Non-negotiable.

Interficium

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16269 on: October 26, 2017, 02:49:51 AM »
I admit I'm kind of surprised how smoothly the new forum seems to be running. I wonder how long the peace will last.

Until the next greedy publisher/dev decides to fuck us in the ass with lootboxes!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only person that doesn't have an issue with those? I feel like gaf made that much bigger of a deal than they were.

Average GAFer in 2017 is an aging white dude in his mid-30s with a shitty low-wage IT job who has become super bitter than Final Fantasy (and other "ACTUAL GOOD GAMES") isn't the biggest title in the industry anymore. They overwhelmingly demand experiences from gaming that are most similar to those from their teenage years: linear, story-focused singleplayer experiences, yet when those games come out they refuse to buy them full price (because of their shit job). They don't have much going for them in their life besides video games.

They overwhelmingly believe industry trends like loot boxes are the work of "evil, greedy" corporation execs scheming ways to "milk" them out of more money in smoke-filled boardrooms, instead of a natural adaptation based on hard data from a customer base that waits for big discounts or buys used. They genuinely believe that there are grand conspiracies to force them to play bad games.

You'll commonly see them asserting that a developer "gutted" a game, removing content to be sold as DLC, demonstrating a startling lack of understanding about how games are actually made. Mods at Neogaf also actively allowed users to witchhunt devs ie "the person responsible for this!" on twitter, etc. despite their infamous zero-tolerance policies for similar tactics by gamegaters.

This all served to push most devs off of gaf after 2010 or so.

agrajag

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16270 on: October 26, 2017, 02:53:55 AM »
I just read Bobby's twitter tirade. Holy shit, he's Jason Blaha level of delusional.

Wow. This is the first time I've ever seen Jason Blaha mentioned anywhere on the internet that is not Youtube, FitMisc, Reddit or the Genovapedia. I'm guessing you might be a Genova's Witness then?

In any case, looking over Bobby's twitter, he does in fact seem delusional. Non-negotiable.

Nah, definitely not. Those guys need to leave Genova alone and stop enabling him. But I do find fitness bro culture hilarious, there's a lot of entertainment to be found in delray misfits and Blaha mememes.

Tasty

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16271 on: October 26, 2017, 02:54:00 AM »
Borys, you're the shining sunray penetrating my window each morn I see you post. Keep it up! ;)

joe_zazen

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16272 on: October 26, 2017, 03:00:50 AM »
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« Last Edit: November 01, 2017, 09:23:20 AM by joe_zazen »

Kartik

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16273 on: October 26, 2017, 03:00:50 AM »
First time I’ve seen GAF where pressing F5 after a couple seconds doesn’t bring up any new posts. How long until Evilore takes away the paid email requirement?
I'm not expecting Evilore to do anything honestly.

It’s probably his only source of income and I doubt he went to college or even knows how to do anything besides own a gaming forum. I absolutely think that a decreasing income will make him change something.

I knew the long essays he wrote was to compensate for something.

etiolate

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16274 on: October 26, 2017, 03:01:00 AM »
its yuge

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Kartik

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16275 on: October 26, 2017, 03:02:55 AM »
Momo did you get an RE account? I think I saw you there.

OpinionatedCyborg

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16276 on: October 26, 2017, 03:05:13 AM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252862843#post252862843

Quote
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:14pm - 119,688,607
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:24pm - 119,688,646 (difference = 39)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:34pm - 119,688,714 (difference = 107)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:54pm - 119,688,851 (difference = 244)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 9:14pm - 119,689,002 (difference = 395)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 10:14pm - 119,689,433 (difference = 826)

ResetEra Total Posts at 8:14pm - 22,655
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:24pm - 24,019 (difference = 1364)
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:34pm - 25,296 (difference = 2641)
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:54pm - 26,613 (difference = 3958)
ResetEra Total Posts at 10:14pm - 34,511 (difference = 11856)

He got banned of course.

Interficium

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16277 on: October 26, 2017, 03:09:12 AM »


Average GAFer in 2017 is an aging white dude in his mid-30s with a shitty low-wage IT job who has become super bitter than Final Fantasy (and other "ACTUAL GOOD GAMES") isn't the biggest title in the industry anymore. They overwhelmingly demand experiences from gaming that are most similar to those from their teenage years: linear, story-focused singleplayer experiences, yet when those games come out they refuse to buy them full price (because of their shit job). They don't have much going for them in their life besides video games.

They overwhelmingly believe industry trends like loot boxes are the work of "evil, greedy" corporation execs scheming ways to "milk" them out of more money in smoke-filled boardrooms, instead of a natural adaptation based on hard data from a customer base that waits for big discounts or buys used. They genuinely believe that there are grand conspiracies to force them to play bad games.

You'll commonly see them asserting that a developer "gutted" a game, removing content to be sold as DLC, demonstrating a startling lack of understanding about how games are actually made. Mods at Neogaf also actively allowed users to witchhunt devs ie "the person responsible for this!" on twitter, etc. despite their infamous zero-tolerance policies for similar tactics by gamegaters.

This all served to push most devs off of gaf after 2010 or so.

What’s the average Borer like?


Raist

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16278 on: October 26, 2017, 03:11:52 AM »


Average GAFer in 2017 is an aging white dude in his mid-30s with a shitty low-wage IT job who has become super bitter than Final Fantasy (and other "ACTUAL GOOD GAMES") isn't the biggest title in the industry anymore. They overwhelmingly demand experiences from gaming that are most similar to those from their teenage years: linear, story-focused singleplayer experiences, yet when those games come out they refuse to buy them full price (because of their shit job). They don't have much going for them in their life besides video games.

They overwhelmingly believe industry trends like loot boxes are the work of "evil, greedy" corporation execs scheming ways to "milk" them out of more money in smoke-filled boardrooms, instead of a natural adaptation based on hard data from a customer base that waits for big discounts or buys used. They genuinely believe that there are grand conspiracies to force them to play bad games.

You'll commonly see them asserting that a developer "gutted" a game, removing content to be sold as DLC, demonstrating a startling lack of understanding about how games are actually made. Mods at Neogaf also actively allowed users to witchhunt devs ie "the person responsible for this!" on twitter, etc. despite their infamous zero-tolerance policies for similar tactics by gamegaters.

This all served to push most devs off of gaf after 2010 or so.

What’s the average Borer like?

Beautiful and witty.

H.I.V.E.

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16279 on: October 26, 2017, 03:12:03 AM »
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?

agrajag

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16280 on: October 26, 2017, 03:12:58 AM »
Prosecco

 :kobeyuck

etiolate

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16281 on: October 26, 2017, 03:14:54 AM »
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?

....no

Momo

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16282 on: October 26, 2017, 03:16:17 AM »
Momo did you get an RE account? I think I saw you there.
Fuck no.

Kabouter

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16283 on: October 26, 2017, 03:19:37 AM »
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?
What kind of things do you think people generally worry about?

blaze

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16284 on: October 26, 2017, 03:22:51 AM »
fair fucks. seems night 1 went better than I expected it to.

H.I.V.E.

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16285 on: October 26, 2017, 03:23:39 AM »
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?
What kind of things do you think people generally worry about?

I got worried about it now thinking about it as I saw someone was banned. I hope the mods act responsibly. I will not worry anymore in a few minutes however I'm sure and get back to worrying about global warming again.

Corporal

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16286 on: October 26, 2017, 03:27:20 AM »
So, will we ever get a dedicated /r/etc thread? How many dick pics will we have to send to Demi to make it happen?
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?
Meh, they're old enough to browse the web, so they're old enough to find new echo chambers that suit their tastes.  8)
!list

Averon

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16287 on: October 26, 2017, 03:29:25 AM »
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252862843#post252862843

Quote
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:14pm - 119,688,607
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:24pm - 119,688,646 (difference = 39)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:34pm - 119,688,714 (difference = 107)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 8:54pm - 119,688,851 (difference = 244)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 9:14pm - 119,689,002 (difference = 395)
NeoGAF Total Posts at 10:14pm - 119,689,433 (difference = 826)

ResetEra Total Posts at 8:14pm - 22,655
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:24pm - 24,019 (difference = 1364)
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:34pm - 25,296 (difference = 2641)
ResetEra Total Posts at 8:54pm - 26,613 (difference = 3958)
ResetEra Total Posts at 10:14pm - 34,511 (difference = 11856)

He got banned of course.

Before ResetERA went up, I was fairly confident GAF will persevere. Sure, they will lose some traffic and users, but it will bounce back. Now, I am not so sure. ResetERA launched far more smoothly than most thought it would. NeoGAF is still dealing with people suiciding accounts and no OT. I have been watching GAF for most of the day, and I am shocked at how slow moving it is now.

Tyler needs to open up registration, maybe even ditch the paid e-mail requirement. He needs to get new users that makes a lot of content quickly if NeoGAF is to survive. NeoGAF is currently a slow train wreck and Tyler is doing himself and GAF no favors remaining silent.

Valkyrie

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16288 on: October 26, 2017, 03:31:26 AM »
I'd post on resetera, but i'd be worried they wouldn't understand my sense of humour.

Or humour in general
To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand ResetEra.

hungrynoob

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16289 on: October 26, 2017, 03:32:08 AM »
excuse me but loot boxes are the work of the devil.

Bore Expert

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16290 on: October 26, 2017, 03:32:16 AM »
Things getting cray in here. It’s remindin me of the old Wild West days of teh internet circa 2015.

 :dice

Interficium

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16291 on: October 26, 2017, 03:32:37 AM »
Tyler needs to open up registration, maybe even ditch the paid e-mail requirement. He needs to get new users that makes a lot of content quickly if NeoGAF is to survive. NeoGAF is currently a slow train wreck and Tyler is doing himself and GAF no favors remaining silent.

He's not going to do that this year. It would just lead to a flood of alts pouring into the site to suicide bomb.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2017, 03:39:23 AM by Interficium »

H.I.V.E.

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16292 on: October 26, 2017, 03:35:12 AM »
So, will we ever get a dedicated /r/etc thread? How many dick pics will we have to send to Demi to make it happen?
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?
Meh, they're old enough to browse the web, so they're old enough to find new echo chambers that suit their tastes.  8)

Not sure that's possible I heard everywhere else on the internet is alt right.

blaze

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16293 on: October 26, 2017, 03:41:09 AM »
the fact the most active thread on gaf, one actually called "The State of Neogaf" is mostly about resetera is hilarious.

landaulifshitz

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16294 on: October 26, 2017, 03:46:46 AM »
the fact the most active thread on gaf, one actually called "The State of Neogaf" is mostly about resetera is hilarious.

Neogaf is turning into the bore confirmed.

Coax

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16295 on: October 26, 2017, 03:49:05 AM »
I'm not comfortable with the attitude of many RE users, even Lore's shittiness and handling of it aside. Hasn't felt inviting. Currently neither feels at home :yeshrug

At least the Bore should mellow a bit after this dies down.

Momo

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16296 on: October 26, 2017, 03:50:28 AM »
The bore is getting down to normal levels now, I must say some of you new people arent too bad and I hope you stick around  :heart :cop

Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16297 on: October 26, 2017, 03:51:49 AM »
The bore is getting down to normal levels now, I must say some of you new people arent too bad and I hope you stick around  :heart :cop

You say that now...but once the Blackhawks are in the playoffs I will be a blight upon this world.  :bolo

blaze

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16298 on: October 26, 2017, 03:53:55 AM »
The bore is getting down to normal levels now, I must say some of you new people arent too bad and I hope you stick around  :heart :cop
:-*

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16299 on: October 26, 2017, 03:57:31 AM »
So, will we ever get a dedicated /r/etc thread? How many dick pics will we have to send to Demi to make it happen?
No one else worried for the people who were banned on neogaf that will then get banned on resistera?
Meh, they're old enough to browse the web, so they're old enough to find new echo chambers that suit their tastes.  8)

Not sure that's possible I heard everywhere else on the internet is alt right.
the bore is actually the alt-altright, we have the best alt's!
*****

Lotto

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16300 on: October 26, 2017, 04:00:48 AM »
can i borrow someone's email address, i'm afraid i missed the boat

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16301 on: October 26, 2017, 04:03:46 AM »
Some of our new people are cool.

Reset looks really surprisingly cool. And I want to sign up if I'm allowed.

Neogaf is dead. RIP. Wont last a year.
weed

daemon

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16302 on: October 26, 2017, 04:07:57 AM »
excuse me but loot boxes are the work of the devil.

In some games maybe. For example overwatch has exactly the model they should be about: cosmetic stuff. Remember you're playing on game servers hosted by them, on a service hosted by them, with updates coming completely free of charge. Lootboxes have, for the most part, become the norm to not split communities on online games.

SEASON PASS+LOOTBOXES?

get, the, fuck, out.


Jerry

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16303 on: October 26, 2017, 04:08:24 AM »
Reset doesn't have an indicator for updated threads since your last visit.

Literally unreadable.
COYS

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16304 on: October 26, 2017, 04:09:47 AM »
I think Jerry is our coolest new member and I'm not just saying this because I'm a Seinfeld stan.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2017, 04:55:52 AM by Cindi Mayweather »
weed

Nabbis

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16305 on: October 26, 2017, 04:09:58 AM »
Il probably lurk a few months and if my soul is not cringed out of my body i could join the forum, provided Shinobi(or other potential insiders) does more than shill for Bioware etc.


Stro

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16307 on: October 26, 2017, 04:17:30 AM »
Did Pretentious Hobo really write up two separate tweet storms complaining about his posts on a public message board and his public tweets being looked at and laughed at by people? And deleted the first one because people laughed, so he wrote a second one so sound like he's being threatened and in danger? Surely he understands the concept of a digital footprint.

 :neogaf

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16308 on: October 26, 2017, 04:23:22 AM »
Did Pretentious Hobo really write up two separate tweet storms complaining about his posts on a public message board and his public tweets being looked at and laughed at by people? And deleted the first one because people laughed, so he wrote a second one so sound like he's being threatened and in danger? Surely he understands the concept of a digital footprint.

 :neogaf

Not really sure what the problem is regarding that. Do you think Mars was built in a day? An artist needs to refine their craft and form it into a masterpiece. That doesn’t happen overnight kiddo.

 :trumps :tocry


H.I.V.E.

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16309 on: October 26, 2017, 04:24:53 AM »
Spent hours reading this stuff now and there doesn't seem to be an end to it all, so many crazy posts and personalities there and now resistera. At least the faith of neogaf was well deserved even if my own bad experience with it was brief.

If they are smart they will try and move on already because it isn't a good luck on anyone involved. Especially the lightbulbs signing the shit they say for everyone to see for years to come under their real names. Not smart in today's society and for future work. Evilore is labeled sex offender published articles and that shit will stick possibly forever, whenever someone Google's his name. Maybe he did it or didn't do it not sure but I don't envy him. Maybe he managed to collect enough fuck you money over the years but still.

Or he can run for president in a few years. Stranger things have happened.

landaulifshitz

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16310 on: October 26, 2017, 04:25:21 AM »
I think Jerry is our coolest new member and I'm not using saying this because I'm a Seinfeld stan.

Jerry is consistently the most underappreciated member of the main cast, but such is the life of a sarcastic straight man. Jerry, as the main cast often mentions, is the glue that holds the group together. Imagine if the main group was made up of only Kramer-type characters. It would be terrible, frankly. You need a contrast to be able to bring out the actual wackiness of certain situations that otherwise would not seem as wacky, and Jerry provides a perfect foil to the main cast, and coupled with his acerbic wit and constant smirks, would be the best Seinfeld character if not for the existence of George.

H.I.V.E.

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16311 on: October 26, 2017, 04:27:21 AM »
I think Jerry is our coolest new member and I'm not using saying this because I'm a Seinfeld stan.

Jerry is consistently the most underappreciated member of the main cast, but such is the life of a sarcastic straight man. Jerry, as the main cast often mentions, is the glue that holds the group together. Imagine if the main group was made up of only Kramer-type characters. It would be terrible, frankly. You need a contrast to be able to bring out the actual wackiness of certain situations that otherwise would not seem as wacky, and Jerry provides a perfect foil to the main cast, and coupled with his acerbic wit and constant smirks, would be the best Seinfeld character if not for the existence of George.

People also forget he wrote the show.

CHOW CHOW

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16312 on: October 26, 2017, 04:28:34 AM »
Jesus christ, I just read Bobby's 30 tweet missive on the Bore.  I'm jumpin' off that train.  Dude seems like he'll never get it.  Doesn't have any semblance of a sense of humor or self-awareness.

No one is fucking stalking you, you 5 foot tall turd bucket.
hey

landaulifshitz

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16313 on: October 26, 2017, 04:31:38 AM »
Jesus christ, I just read Bobby's 30 tweet missive on the Bore.  I'm jumpin' off that train.  Dude seems like he'll never get it.  Doesn't have any semblance of a sense of humor. 

No one is fucking stalking you, you 5 foot tall turd bucket.

Careful now! He might right a 40 tweet essay on how harassed he felt after reading a comment that called him a *5 foot turd bucket*.

Momo

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16314 on: October 26, 2017, 04:32:54 AM »

who is ted danson?

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16315 on: October 26, 2017, 04:33:21 AM »
Bobby, if you just wore slim fit & correct length jeans most of us would move on.
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Tektonic

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16316 on: October 26, 2017, 04:36:09 AM »
Poor Lore Expert Bobby, we are going to miss your wacky hijinks*

* hoping he notices and produces another tweet-opus.

p.s. If you are reading this, Rey is a Mary-Sue.

VomKriege

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16317 on: October 26, 2017, 04:37:09 AM »
Tyler Malka : "What an admin dies in me !"

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Already made the joke, I know, but I really like this one. It's fitting.
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I didn't think we'd see the equivalent on an open riot on such a massive board. The burning of GAF has a very late nineties quality to it (like the software used amirite), remind me of some of the shitty antics on GameFAQs at his peak. No one is surprised but it's a testament of just how long GAF had it coming. It lucked out way longer it had a right to. That comparison with zombified store franchise was point on.

To paraphrase one of its most famous users :
The age of GAF is over hur hur MAYBE NEXT DECADE !
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Momo

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16318 on: October 26, 2017, 04:38:22 AM »
Okay guys, it's maybe time to stop feeding bobby's ego. I'm fairly certain he derives some sense of purpose and self importance from us GAMERGATORS being 'opposed' to him. Jokes over let's just ignore the dude like the unimportant, self referencing turd crusted unicycle he is.  I know it's hard to let go but let him wilt away to a distant memory, like tears in the shower.

team filler

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Re: Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...
« Reply #16319 on: October 26, 2017, 04:40:21 AM »
Bobby, nevermind what these haters are saying. I appreciate everything you've done for us, truly blessed to have you in our lives  :rejoice
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