Maybe the real NeoGAF was the friends we made along the way...

[benjipwns]

"I apologize to all of NeoGAF.com, for I committed a grievous sin, all I can do is ask for your forgiveness. I was caught up in the moment and not thinking straight. I let my passions get the best of me. And allowed Pretentious Hobo to be banned.

As a stepping stone to rectifying this, Pretentious Hobo is now a moderator, and all mentions of Disney in Star Wars threads are hearby permabans.

Thank you, and god bless,
Evilore"

[Rufus]

Y’all really have a raging hateboner for that milkshake duck meme, huh

it's not just milkshake duck for me as much as it is the reductive trend to box every angle of any given situation into a reductive hash-taggable brand name that goobers can just play pin the thought crime on the donkey with.

there has been a whole dictionary of it either coined or mobilised in the last few years to the point that people don't even need to custom fit their argument for the situation, just copy and paste a ready made zero effort template of attack.

*misanthropic laughter*

[seagrams hotsauce]

Should probably mention this...the sister thread made by scissorfight was from opa-ages / hippo-ages.  That story is just us trolling.  The Polyh3dron linked above is the dagger.

Ya everyone figured that out pages ago ya dingdong try and keep up

[nudemacusers]

Why would anyone mention Disney in a Star Wars thread? 🤷‍♂️

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1451376

Am I missing something, where's the rebellion

What are these teens doing?

I kind of assumed that a lot of them would be creating subcultures I hadn't dreamt of, that none of us would, and that would later come into fruition. All I see are shitty youtube channels, reactions to corporate media, streaming horseshit, and stuff about mainstream pop music, Where are the rebellious kids who are gonna reshape what we have now into something new?

I'm actually asking. I wanna see it.

....

Thought this was going to be about Evilore.

[CHOW CHOW]

Should probably mention this...the sister thread made by scissorfight was from opa-ages / hippo-ages.  That story is just us trolling.  The Polyh3dron linked above is the dagger.

Ya everyone figured that out pages ago ya dingdong try and keep up

Us neckbeards yes but the Olympic world record guests that are viewing the thread probably don’t as some have been getting basic facts wrong.

The Bore’s global now.  WORLDSTAR

[Momo]

Cant really give a fuck about EviLore, gave my last fuck about 5 years ago but I hope whatever this statement is the clown doesnt decide to lay blame and send his scores of pretend social justice bees to attack the lady in question. Dont be an ass my man.

[SeanR1221]

Maybe he will mention me in his statement and clarify why he banned me!

[benjipwns]

maybe he'll finally free demi

[Transhuman]

Demi moore?

[seagrams hotsauce]

Demi moore?

Leper this filth

[VomKriege]

The Bore’s global now.  WORLDSTAR

We barely did anything. We're just a bunch of poor sods addicted to schadenfreude.

[CHOW CHOW]

Demi, you ever consider a Bore Gold Club?  With the enormous amount of traffic and new users you’ll be getting, you may wanna look into some form of revenue to help with the upkeep.  Q1’ish?

[Polyh3dron]

Should probably mention this...the sister thread made by scissorfight was from opa-ages / hippo-ages.  That story is just us trolling.  The Polyh3dron linked on the previous page is the dagger.

Btw, Poly got banned before that post.   He was permed simply because someone mentioned he knew the girl IRL.  Worst ban I’ve seen.

I got permed because it was easy for him to confirm where the screenshot originated.

[nudemacusers]

The Bore’s global now.  WORLDSTAR

We barely did anything. We're just a bunch of poor sods addicted to schadenfreude.

I can quit any time 💉

*mashes refresh* 😵

[CHOW CHOW]

The Bore’s global now.  WORLDSTAR

We barely did anything. We're just a bunch of poor sods addicted to schadenfreude.

Regretfully liked this.   

[Purrp Skirrp]

"I even had her in the shower. Wasn't me."

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/509685049378082816

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/426059503595843584

[nudemacusers]

Fortunately no prominent members of the gaming industry are involved. 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/573408437230440449

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252710154&postcount=72

[CHOW CHOW]

It's taking about as long for Evilore to write a statement as it will be to read it.

Taking bets on the word count.  3000+-

[benjipwns]

his account isn't listed as online anymore on the staff page

maybe he's having artistic god m0dus create it

[El Babua]

Whatever the statement turns out saying, he'll probably end up selling the site and spend the rest of his life on Twitter talking about how SSWs and feminists are bad.

[thisismyusername]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

[benjipwns]

Whatever the statement turns out saying, he'll probably end up selling the site and spend the rest of his life on Twitter talking about how SSWs and feminists are bad.

Oh good, I couldn't think of a reason to post this one by itself:

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/509690052796891137

[VomKriege]

Whatever the statement turns out saying, he'll probably end up selling the site and spend the rest of his life on Twitter talking about how SSWs and feminists are bad.

Like Notch. Only ten thousand times less rich.
If he really did have offers to buy years ago... I don't think I would have hesitated if it was mid six figures or more. But hey. I'm a small minded dummy.

[VomKriege]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

Nobody is saying so except for some dude in a subreddit. So I doubt it.

Depending on the content of the statement I'd say it could be likely some articles will be made.

[Dennis]

F5 F5 F5

[nudemacusers]

Whatever the statement turns out saying, he'll probably end up selling the site and spend the rest of his life on Twitter talking about how SSWs and feminists are bad.

Oh good, I couldn't think of a reason to post this one by itself:

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/509690052796891137

El Babua annihilated

[EightBitNate]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

Nobody is saying so except for some dude in a subreddit. So I doubt it.

Well I just messaged Jason on Twitter about it. Hopefully he responds.

[nudemacusers]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

Nobody is saying so except for some dude in a subreddit. So I doubt it.

Well I just messaged Jason on Twitter about it. Hopefully he responds.

But why

[benjipwns]

Don't worry Tyler, I got one for ya to use, no charge:

"Statement on anonymous accusations against unnamed administrators of NeoGAF.com:

We do not comment on anonymous and unsourced rumors, thanks for your continued understanding."

[VomKriege]

With bated breath they waited the adress that would shook the world the internet five thousands nerds.

[benjipwns]

"Also, NeoGAF.com will be moving to a pay per post model. We think you will enjoy this increased convenience over bulk purchases."

[CHOW CHOW]

He’s probably been typing this whole time.  Can’t imagine how unnecessarily wordy it’ll be.  I’m just gonna read the Benji summary and bold parts.

[VomKriege]

"Also, NeoGAF.com will be moving to a pay per post model. We think you will enjoy this increased convenience over bulk purchases."

"We believe it's the only way to make sure everyone is acting responsible (for instance not lobbing accusations left and right).
Please also agree to the EULA and NDA we added to the terms of service."

[EightBitNate]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

Nobody is saying so except for some dude in a subreddit. So I doubt it.

Well I just messaged Jason on Twitter about it. Hopefully he responds.

But why

Why is everything I do criticized

[I'm a Puppy!]

I, for one, am shocked that someone who so vocally espoused virtue and denigrated  those he did not agree with would end up actually being worse than those he so enthusiastically attacked. This must be the first time something like this has ever happened.

[VomKriege]

"Community threads will also have to pay a protection fee as the site incur costs in keeping them orderly. It would be a shame a rogue moderator enter the thread to ban anyone in an accident."

[zomgee]

Hey NeoGaf lurkers:

You are lying hypocrites.

[zomgee]

Btw we're all gonna get subpoenaed or sued right

[railGUN]

 

[Shuri]

Hey NeoGaf lurkers:

You are lying hypocrites.

"Fuck Ben Afflect and Tarantino!! They knew!"

"We shouldn't condemn Naughty Dog over the accusations of a single victim, They made Uncharted!"

[benjipwns]

He’s probably been typing this whole time.  Can’t imagine how unnecessarily wordy it’ll be.  I’m just gonna read the Benji summary and bold parts.

nah, he probably has no idea what to say, that's why he logged off and didn't even memory hole the thread full of images and links...wait for besada and/or stump to advise

"statement coming" gives reason for the mods to immediately lock any discussion

i mean, what can you say? a soft deny it is all you've got

he's not going to lose any significant amount of his userbase anyway, he barely posts as it is, nobody goes there for him

[Cindi Mayweather]

[VomKriege]

He's seeing how long he can get away without a statement.
Joking aside, the fact he didn't nuke the posts about this seems to prove it's not the usual song and dance.

[joe_zazen]

.

[agrajag]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He's seeing how long he can get away without a statement.
Joking aside, the fact he didn't nuke the posts about this seems to prove it's not the usual song and dance.

It's happened before where he issues some statement or decree and then a mass purge ensues.

[CHOW CHOW]

He’s probably been typing this whole time.  Can’t imagine how unnecessarily wordy it’ll be.  I’m just gonna read the Benji summary and bold parts.

nah, he probably has no idea what to say, that's why he logged off and didn't even memory hole the thread full of images and links...wait for besada and/or stump to advise

"statement coming" gives reason for the mods to immediately lock any discussion

i mean, what can you say? a soft deny it is all you've got

he's not going to lose any significant amount of his userbase anyway, he barely posts as it is, nobody goes there for him

So basically it’s a Q1’ish 

[VomKriege]

He's seeing how long he can get away without a statement.
Joking aside, the fact he didn't nuke the posts about this seems to prove it's not the usual song and dance.

It's happened before where he issues some statement or decree and then a mass purge ensues.

Yeah I guess.
I suspect he was caught with his pants down ( ) and didn't expect he would have to issue it so fast. Who knows...?

[nudemacusers]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

Nobody is saying so except for some dude in a subreddit. So I doubt it.

Well I just messaged Jason on Twitter about it. Hopefully he responds.

But why

Why is everything I do criticized

Why even ask this question

[WanderingWind]

Weird how all those upstanding people are quick to dismiss a woman's story because it's only three times removed from a site filled with "anti-GAFers" as if that's a thing. So much for listening to what women have to say. GG, GAF, you really are showing your ass on this one.

[benjipwns]

Or buy off the woman and have her issue a statement alongside his.

and to announce they're engaged, it's perfect!

[seagrams hotsauce]

So, are we getting a Kotaku article or not?

Nobody is saying so except for some dude in a subreddit. So I doubt it.

Well I just messaged Jason on Twitter about it. Hopefully he responds.

But why

Why is everything I do criticized

Could have avoided a lotta criticism if you had just joined us in the modern age and gotten a pair of bluetooth headphones my man

[railGUN]

He fucking bragged about sexually assaulting some chick for internet man points, and then when he got called out, banned, deleted and erased the evidence (but not really since the thread was archived and screen shotted). He can play he-said-she-said with this new allegation all he wants, but he fucking cooked his own chicken in 2012 and there's no denying that.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Real talk I'm surprised the 'grabbing a chicks ass' thing gets more traction than the 'posted nudes of someones gf that a pedophile later nutted on'

[VomKriege]

With regards to the BCT members leaving, it's unclear if it's because of increased perceived hostility in off topic threads, the Evilore "situation" or both.

[CHOW CHOW]

Real talk I'm surprised the 'grabbing a chicks ass' thing gets more traction than the 'posted nudes of someones gf that a pedophile later nutted on'

:rollin :hippo

Never really thought of it that way but yeah