People still believing that story about Louie even after the woman who told the story made multiple statements that it wasn't about him, yet no sites retracted the story, and GAF believes him to be a Weinstein level predator.
Jen Kirkman is such a "take no shit" type of women that when she initially made a statement saying he was a perv I believed it 100%. Upon her clarification I had to reverse that and go to 0%. In fact, the comedy industry is full of women who would not tolerate that kind of crap. Heck, Tig Nataro is upset he's not addressing the rumor, not the fact he's done it.
My
hot take? He's a exhibitionist. Sarah Silverman shares a story in her book about a game they would play. One person would take off an article of clothing and drop it over the railing in the courtyard of their apartment. They would continue doing this until they were naked and then they would run down the stairwell to gather their clothes and play the game again. SS also says that while in line for brunch she said "look down," and when Louie did she shot a tiny amount of pee on to the sidewalk in front of him. And good lord, the stories of the writing room at her show The Sarah Silverman Program where she talks about all the dicks Chealsea Peritti saw in the writing room.
nsfw
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-Qm3e7CYAAWafQ.jpg:largeI submit there is a gang of exhibitionist that have infiltrated the indie comedy scene. That man (points), Louie CK is part of it and did indeed masturbate in front of female comedians he was dating or in a sexual relationship with. This cabal of perverts must be dealt with less they poison the minds of our children. I rest my case.